jordan with a tight pussied little freshmen. excuse me while i freak out. so gentle, and so mean at the same time. makes you get on your tummy so you can hug your pillow and sniffle into it when they break your cunt it - inch by inch on their big dick. "you're doing so good, baby. such a big girl, taking your first dick -" they give you a kiss for your troubles, shoving in another inch, "gonna take real good care of that little freshie cunt."

Down the hatch is guess…

Gulp gulp gulp

acrid slurping down gasoline

part of any good balanced diet

knife privileges taken away

sadyisuuiasisuyd hah

hello tumblr I have come with a simple question

has ANYONE bought a big gulp for their Peppino plush?? Because I did

maybe it’s just me maybe im crazy

but I got it for his supposed birthday according to the pizza tower wiki

I love him and I will spoil him there is no stopping me

you’ve been blessed by the gardening witch

comment, “my garden is ready” for extra blessings

i zaw the 0g image n i had 2 draw diz. l0l

alz0 uhh the 0rginal image can be f0und here: https://www.tumblr.com/kris-cant-spell/734548766464606208 l0l

This post gave me such vivid imagery of a whale enjoying a Big Gulp of krill I just had to draw it!

ANDY WE DID A TAG GAME WITH THE THING YOU REPOSTED

WAIT WHAT WAS I TAGGED

I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone mention this before in the fandom, but unmasked Konig looks SO much like Colonel Kurtz (Marlon Brando’s character in Apocalypse Now, best war movie ever, one of the best movies ever shot period). I am convinced someone on the COD development team is paying homage to this movie, it can’t be a coincidence that they also revealed Konig is a Colonel! 😱🫢

Oh my goodness he does look a bit like young Kurtz *nervous laughter* 👀🫣

🥤 7-Eleven Big Gulp || 1982

Thanos is grape.

Source: Ranma ½ [1992]