Dark step-dad/corrupt cop Leon are the type to FaceTime you while he’s away, and near the end say “alright now let me talk to my other favorite girl” and you get confused until you realize he’s talking about your pussy. He literally has you put your camera on your pussy, you aren’t allowed to touch or anything, and he just coos and talks at your pussy likes it’s it’s own person, and it makes you wet and he just coos “oh both my precious girls are crying for me”
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🐶 anon!!! I’ve missed you 😭 (and watch there’ll be so many missed asks from you cause I’m a dork and jump around my inbox🤣)
AGAJCL yes!!! They’re so unhinged but they make it work for them 🤭
And both of them say the meanest most degrading things as soon as they see you getting wet as they talk to your pussy
And when they get back, they have you splayed out on the bed but totally ignore you to praise your pretty cunt, making out with it and not you, telling ‘her’ how much they missed the way ‘she’ tastes 🥴 🥴
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Why doesn’t every big box store have rooftop solar? | Grist
The amount of space available on the rooftops of Walmarts, Targets, Home Depots, Costcos, and other large stores and shopping malls in the continental U.S. is staggering. Environment America estimates that it amounts to 7.2 billion square feet, or about the size of El Paso, Texas. Even tiny little Rhode Island has 279 stores that span at least 25,000 square feet each.
From one perspective, these shrines to consumption represent the root cause of our climate catastrophe. But there’s a potential silver lining: These stores can make up for at least some of that damage by opening up their vast rooftops to solar development. At best, blanketing these stores in solar panels could reduce the need to site solar farms in rural areas where they often face opposition from neighbors and can threaten endangered species.
Here’s the Solarpunk bit!
David Hughes, an environmental anthropologist at Rutgers University, has a more radical idea. When Grist spoke with him last fall, he suggested that when the owners of these large flat rooftops fail to take advantage of their solar potential, they should forfeit their rights to do so to the community or municipality. Hughes bases his argument on a law from the 1800s called the Homestead Act, under which the government offered up plots of land (stolen from Indigenous peoples) to white settlers to cultivate. But if the homesteaders failed to do anything “useful” with it within five years, the rights to the land reverted back to the government. Hughes argues that the Homestead Act could be repurposed for progressive priorities today, ensuring that when a company doesn’t take advantage of the resources at its fingertips, the local community can.
An excellent proposal! The sort of thing local solarpunks could and should be agitating for in their local town halls and meetings!!
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hey my friends and i are watching the bnha musical where kurogiri is basically shiggy's vape pen but with glowing eyes (in real he's a smoke machine we think) and we were wondering what flavour vape he is? i thought you would know the answer to this.
ok so first of all, SO glad you came to me with this. this is so important. initially, my first impulse was to say OBVIOUSLY since he is purble, he must taste like grape. but then i was like no that's too obvious. too simple. perhaps he is blackberry. or funnier, watermelon breeze. or whatever. but I can't choose there's so many hilarious flavors he could be. my man is the reanimated corpse of a seventeen year old who is in charge of a bunch of unhinged 20 somethings, perhaps he is whatever Slapple Menthol™ must be. or, considering this is shiggy smoking this man, perhaps he is a clove situation: no tobacco, all spice (all the sigma males smoke clove.) eventually, defeated, i had to consult my crack team of scientists (goof chat) on this matter and it was very much a consensus:
he purble. so he taste like
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VAMP AU
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!
First part of first chapter of STILL unnamed vampire SilverV fic be upon ye!
This is not vampire!Johnny, this is vampire!V (don't worry, there's jokes about the irony of a vampire called "V").
V is part of a Vancouver, Washington-based vampire coven. They have ties to the Salem Witch Trials. They are hunted, like all vampires, but their coven especially for old beef with The Order.
The Order is essentially a corps of vampire hunters, think Van Helsing, with access to magick.
I have more....
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Naaaah but that B*rchie “yo bro can I move in here?” from Betty & “of course, dude! Me and Bingo are so down for more beer chats!” from Archie SENT ME. *wheezing*
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actually though, people in hot places: how do u store a fuckton of meds "below 25°C" when a mild summer puts yr home storage options above that even at night? i have no fridge space.
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