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Izuku, admiring a sleeping Katsuki: You’re so cute <3 Katuski, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Izuku, lovingly: I know Kacchan, I know :D
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bhna crack group chat pt.5
warnings- y/n has crush, no genders
A/N- something along these lines happened to me today lol
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MHA Blondes as Mean Girls
Midoriya *walks over- Hi, Kacchan
Bakugo, Monoma, Camie, and Kaminari lower their sunglasses, Kami dropping his to the floor (he's the dum one) and they eye him down.
Bakugo- What do you want, nerd?
Midoriya- I- uh just wanted to ask if you wanted to train with me?
Bakugo- Uh, yeah sure. See you later, I guess.
Midoriya- OH! Eh- I mean, alright. Great. Bye!! *scurries away
Monoma- Wow. He didn't even address us. Looks like a crush to me.
Camie *watching him walk away- Yeah, we totes should ask Oji if he's seen anything. Btw, did u see his shoes?
Kaminari- Yeah! They totally fit his feet!
Everyone stares at him blankly.
Monoma- So...eh, Bakugo, are you actually gonna go?
Camie- I'd give him a chance if I were u, boo
Kaminari- I hear he's AllM's Son.
Monoma- Who even started that rumor?
Camie- Idk, but Baku, r u doing it?
Bakugo- Yeah, I guess. It better not be shitty.
Camie- Alr! Txt us l8tr boo boo
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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Miruko: Stop looking down at me, kid!
Midoriya: But you're shorter than me!
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Dabi : you know how you can make duplicates of yourself so technically you can fuck yourself
Twice : never thought about it that way
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heroic-endeavors · 1 year
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Enji: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Yagi: What did you do?
Enji: Nobody died.
Yagi: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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ofa-on-crack · 5 months
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It's been awhile fellow people.
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debatenarutooocs · 1 year
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(2/2) Furthermore, on the topic of her liking smaller artists, I can tell you that required context because she only ever follows smaller accounts that her other bigger friends already follow, she never actually follows anyone small, and it's always black artists outside of MHA, I don't believe she actually likes any of the smaller accounts in the MHA fandom. As a POC myself, it's definetely true to say she's always had a weird relationship with fame and the internet in general, like back in her Twitter days when she made her race so ambiguous that she seemed like a black woman to everyone. Now i personally never understood why people would automatically assume she was black just because she draws POC characters, but she seems to have a habit of making people uncomfortable for various reasons. She still acts like a small artist who hasn't understood that she has a big platform yet, and that is going to be detrimental for her reputation, especially when talking about acting conceited and such. Maybe this is not necessarily her fault, and simply the fault of fame, but she still needs to be aware of this, and maybe change her perspective. She has a big account, and many people listen to her.
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Best Jeanist: You need to be the ultimate force. I have a new skill I'd like to teach you that will help you to incorporate yourself into the tapestry of our diverse local community.
Bakugo: Okay, bring it on!!
Best Jeanist: Today we will work to help you master the ancient art of...cursive.
Bakugo: Eh?
Best Jeanist: It's best to have practical experience. The ways you interact with the public and craft your image are vital to sewing the threads of your success.
Best Jeanist: We will write letters to the local nursing home to raise the spirits of the elderly, and you will write each card out in fashionable cursive.
Bakugo: *seethes*
*Two Hours Later*
Bakugo: *Furiously muttering under his breath while writing the most beautiful cursive on doily greeting cards*
Best Jeanist: *grabbing a card to review Katsuki's work, nods approvingly when he sees the elegant script* I'm proud of the way you've embraced the fiber of this exercise.
Bakugo: I need to prove that I'm the best at everything I do, of course I can write some flowery letters!!
*Several days later, at the nursing home*
Elderly Woman: *reading card aloud to her friends* "Dear Old Person, I hope you don't die anytime soon." What a thoughtful young student - and what absolutely lovely handwriting!
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slaytism · 18 days
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Mitsuki: My son only eats homemade food
Inko: That’s nice. My son eats the rocks at playgrounds.
Mitsuki:
Inko:
Mitsuki, Screaming into the backyard): Izuku is Katsuki force feeding you playground rocks?!
Izuku, staring at Katsuki: Katsukis telling me to tell you that hes not.
Mitsuki: Jesus Christ
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Katsuki: Where the hell are you going? Izuku: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Katsuki: I fucking did! Its coming here on Friday! Everyone else knowing full well that Katsuki got Izuku an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Imagine with Todoroki
ice cream
warnings: fluff
A/N: short, i wrote this like 2 years ago and never posted it 🫢
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You sat on the couch where Shouto was already waiting. You were holding a pint of icecream, something you bought earlier that day.
Snuggling up to Shouto, who’s arm automatically wrapped around you. Opening the lid and tossing it on the coffee table, you stabbed the soft ice cream with your spoon. “What flavor is that?” he asked, the movie on the scene currently loading. “(fav flavor),” you replied. “Did you want some?” He nodded. “let me just eat the melted part first.” You said, after shoving the melted ice cream off, you took a spoonful, holding it infront of Shouto.
You laughed after he took a bite. “What?” he asked confused. “You remind me of a puppy sometimes,” you said, smiling. He tilted his head, causing you to laugh again.
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asks are open :)
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poppy5991 · 8 months
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Hawks: Wait don’t kill me yet I have something important to tell you
Dabi: Last words?
Hawks: I seduced your dad, it was me lol
Dabi: I’m making fried chicken
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berrysblueheart · 2 years
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Kaminari: What do you like about Bakugou the most, his ass or his tits?
Kirishima: What the hell, man? I fell for him because of his manly spirit, his fiery personality, his unwavering strength! That’s what matters!
Kaminari:
Kaminari: Soooo. His tits?
Kirishima: His ass, dude.
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teacuppsblog · 10 months
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bro why do their voices kinda sound like shoto and ochako in the english dub 😭😭
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ofa-on-crack · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes with the One for all vestiges
'Can I copy the homework?'
Yoichi: I can help you with it!
Second: Yeah, sure.
Third: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Hikage: lol nope.
Banjo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
En: *Read 5:55pm*
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Izuku: Dumbest scar stories, go!
All might: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Nana: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Hikage: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Banjo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
En:
En: I have emotional scars.
Also En: I also got the scars from AFO-
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!Bonding time!
Yoichi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Izuku: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Second?
Second: Probably “road work ahead”.
Third : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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During the rebellion years:
Third: Why are Yoichi and Second sitting with their backs to each other?
Kid!Hikage, drawing: They had a fight.
Third: Then why are they holding hands?
Kid!Hikage: They get sad when they fight.
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How One for all was really transferred
Third: Why are your tongues purple?
Yoichi: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Second: I had a red one.
Third: oh
Third:
Third: OH
Kid!Hikage:
Kid! Hikage: You drank each other's slushies?
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