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jedijesi · 8 months

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Caught in the Cat's Web Chapter 3

Miguel O'Hara x Felicia Hardy!Reader

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Warnings: Mentions of SA, Angst, Sexsual Tension, Fluff, She/Her pronouns, slowburn, enemies to lovers,

Word Count: 1.6k

Summary: Felicia fucks up and as punishment, she must go on her first field mission with the person she hates most, her boss, Miguel O'Hara.

Co-Author: @stclairesplace

Nueva York, Earth 838

It’s been 3 weeks since training started, and the recruits were finally up to Miguel’s standards, ready to do fieldwork. (With supervision of course). Before the Spider-People had to get ready, everyone joined together in one of the common rooms to have coffee and chill. Felicia’s antics from day one of training, really made an impact on the Scarlet Spider as has been following her around ever since, trying to convince her to go on a date.

“Good evening, Ben.” Felicia gives the man a polite smile as he leans against the table she's sat at.

“Felicia.” He says with a smirk on his face. “How do you keep getting more sexy every time I see you?”

“Ugh, I can't listen to you swoon over Night Spider anymore, it's gross.” Julia Carpenter, a fellow Spider-woman, gags. “Felicia, will you please fuck him and put us out of our misery?”

Felicia smirks, “No I think I’ll leave that up to him to do for himself. After all, I’m sure his left hand is very jealous of his right.”

Spider-cat chokes on their bowl of milk, surprised by Felicia’s statement.

“Felicia, if we get to pick groups, wanna work together?” Julia asks.

“I thought O’Hara was picking?” Margo Kess interrupts.

Felicia rolls her eyes. “I swear he's out to get me.”

“He’s definitely not your biggest fan.” Julia agrees.

“What happened between you too?” Ben asks.

“He was intimidated by a Felicia Hardy with spider powers.” Felicia flips her hair. “Miguel is just insecure about his small dick and is worried that little ol’ me is gonna show everyone what kind of bitch boy he truly is-”

Felicia feels two large hands grip her shoulders from behind, finally realizing the terrified faces of her peers. “So!” Miguel leans down next to her ear. She can almost feel his lips touch her earlobe, causing her to slightly shiver. “What are we talking about over here, huh? Anyone?” Of course, he already knew exactly what they were talking about, he just wanted to see Felicia squirm, preferably by him. The rest of the spider people look at Miguel as if they just arrived, shrugging and shaking their heads. “Felicia?”

Felicia could feel her blood boil. “You heard me, bitch boy.” Miguel leans back up shrugging his shoulders, and gives a nod of his head as if impressed by her outburst. “Ok then,” he pauses, moving his hands to the side of the chair and twirling it around before grabbing her by the shoulder and easily lifting her as if she weighs nothing to place her in front of him. “This is a great lesson, everyone. When you are working in teams with multiple spider-people, you won't always get along, but you have to work together. So!” Miguel claps his hands together. “Let’s make an example out of you, shall we? Felicia, Ben, you're with me!”

Felcia’s jaw drops in fury. “No, No, No! ’m not going on some little adventure with fuck boy and small dick, okay? NOT GONNA HAPPEN!” Felicia attempts to brush past Miguel to leave but is immediately stopped by his arm. “Let me pass.” She glares.

“Make me, sweetheart. I dare you” Miguel smirks before putting his mask on. “LYLA, tell Ms. Drew to take over.” Before LYLA could respond, he hit a few buttons on Felicia’s watch, opening a portal and pushing her through.

“W-What just happened?!” Ben scrabbles before Miguel snatches him by the collar, tossing him in before joining the two.

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New York, Earth 192

Felicia groans as she rubs her head. “Fuck.” She signs, looking out at the familiar skyline.

“Woah!” Ben yells, before hitting the concrete rooftop with his face.

About 2 seconds later, Miguel flips out of the portal, landing between the two. “Welcome to field training.”

Felicia stands up to join Miguel, stretching her sore muscles. “Why?”

“I’m the boss.” He states.

Felicia shakes her head, crossing her arms.

“Egotistical Dick”, Felicia mutters under her breath.

“What was that?”

“Nothing, sir.” She says with a shit eatting grin.

Miguel looks down at the crowds of people below, studying the interactions of each person. “Tell me what you see, Ben.” The man doesn't answer, prompting Miguel to turn around to check on him. He finds Ben staring at Felcica’s ass as she bends over the wall to look below. Miguel tilts his head before walking to Ben and smacking the side of his head.

“Ouch!” Ben shouts, cradling his head.

Miguel leans in, whispering to Ben’s ear. “If I catch you again, I’ll dangle you over this building for an hour. You got it?” He says before leaning back to watch Ben’s head nod rapidly.

Miguel turns around to find Felicia jumping off of the building. He hastily leaps after her, trying to catch her as she swings down the street. Felicia swings down an ally, irking Miguel further. Once he turns into the ally he stops in his tracks, stopping, digging his talons into the brick.

“Whatcha doin’?” The upside-down Felicia asks the man holding a drunk girl.

“I’m taking my friend home.” He spats out, walking backward.

“I’ll take her. What’s her address?” The man turns away from Felcia, ignoring her. This makes Felcia’s blood boil. Leaping over the man she snatches the barely conscious girl from him, putting her on the fire escape above him.

“What the fuck?!” The man shouts.

“What's her name?” Felicia asks from above, looking at the ID in the girl's purse.

The man sprints down the damp ally but doesn't make it more than 10 feet before he’s kicked to the ground, landing face-first into a puddle. Felicia rolls the man over to look at this bloody face before picking him up by the collar and punching him, breaking his nose.

The man lets out a scream. “You, fucking bitch!”

“I am being very generous right now, if I wasn’t Night Spider, I would have strung you up and skinned you with my claws.” Felicia picks the man up, webbing his feet together and dangling him from the street lamp in front of the police station, leaving a note for the cops. After, she quickly returned to the woman on the fire escape. “Hi, sweetie. Can you hear me?”

The woman tries to speak but can’t find the energy.

“That's okay, Hon. Is your address on your phone?” Felicia asks, taking it out of her baby pink purse.

Miguel watches in awe at how well Felicia handles the situation. She manages to turn a potentially disastrous outcome into a success story, something that Miguel was surprised that she could do with such ease. He follows Felicia from afar as she takes the woman home, studying how she handles her with the utmost care, bringing her water in her apartment, telling the woman’s roommates what happened, taking her to the restroom to change, and bringing her to bed.

In this moment, Miguel sees Felicia in a different light. He recognizes her as someone who possesses an extraordinary ability, not only to handle herself but to others who are in need of it. Not the stuck-up, difficult, know-it-all he thought she was. He finds himself drawn to her, surprising, compassionate nature and can’t help but feel inspired by her actions.

As soon as the girl is settled in her bed safely, Felicia quietly removes herself from her home. When she steps outside, she finds Miguel waiting for her outside the girl's fire escape.

“So what are you now, my personal stalker?”

He doesn’t respond right away but instead has his back turned to her before swinging to the rooftop next door, prompting Felicia to follow. Miguel’s elbows lean against the edge of the rooftop wall, admiring the glimmering city lights. Felicia slowly walks up to join him, flipping herself so she’s sitting on the wall, making them eye level for once.

“I take it you saw what I did.” She asks, swinging her feet over the heights.

“I did”

“Well by all means yell or throw me off the building or something. Don’t just stand there lookin’ like a judgmental statue.”

“Why would I yell, Felicia? You found a civilian in need of assistance and you handled it… very well I might add.” he shrugs as if it was obvious already.

Felicia lets his words and the soft tone of his voice simmer in her mind for a moment. “So- ”

“I’m not mad at you…” he turns his head to look at her not realizing just how close in proximity she really was to him. They maintain eye contact before he continues with a smirk, “…not yet anyways.”

Felicia leaned closer, to retaliate with a snarky comment, when a noise spooked them both out of their trance, and they quickly separated leaving a spacious gap.

“THERE you guys are! I’ve looking all over hell and back for you two, you guys just DISAPPEARED!” Ben yells. “Where have you been!”

Miguel rolls his eyes out of annoyance. Felicia coughs, muttering, “asshole”, making Miguel chuckle.

“Doesn’t matter to you. Let’s just finish the damn exercise.” Miguel brushes past Ben, lightly grazing his shoulder before jumping off the rooftop. Felicia follows suit, instead skipping her way to the edge before turning around to face Ben, winking at him before falling off.

“I just don’t get those two”, Ben sighs as he unwillingly follows after them.

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DAILY BUGLE

A SPIDER-WOMAN: NIGHT SPIDER

Last night, New York’s newest Spider-man was seen for the first time. Only it wasn’t a Spider-Man but a Spider-Woman! Several criminals were found in front of the NYPD police station with notes from a Night Spider! Who is she?

Peter studies the blurry image attached to the front page article. “Felicia?!”

Chapter 4

A/N: lmk if you want to be added to the series taglist!

Taglist: @leahnicole1219

#jedi jesi #miguel ohara fanfiction #miguel o’hara x reader #felicia hardy #miguel ohara x female reader #miguel o’hara x felicia hardy #miguel o’hara x felicia hardy reader #miguel x reader #stclairesplace #miguel o’hara smut #spider man x felicia hardy #spider-man x reader #spider-man x black cat #spider-man 2099

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illfoandillfie · 2 years

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Kinktober Day 4: Dry Humping

Kinktober Masterlist | Regular Masterlist

Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader

Words: 979

Warnings: discussions of difficulties with sex, just a lot of making out really.

A/N: How could I possibly write dry humping and not write Ben when it’s so obviously his thing? skhkfkdjksd

It wasn’t that you were breaking any rule by going home with Ben after your third date. It just wasn't normal behaviour for you. It was fair to assume that any guy you did go home with would have certain expectations about what would happen, what direction the night would go in. Expectations you weren’t necessarily going to live up to. So it was easier to take things slower, to wait longer before inviting anyone into your bed or accepting their invitation. Except then you’d met Ben and he’d been sweet and funny and boyishly charming. So, when he’d suggested you go back to his place after the movie, you’d found yourself saying yes before you’d realised what you were agreeing to.

Not that you didn’t want to be there, you did. You liked Ben. A lot. You liked his smile and you liked how attentive he was when you were talking. And you really liked how he kissed you. It hadn’t taken long after he’d gotten you into his house and onto his couch. The drink he’d poured you left forgotten on the coffee table as he’d entirely distracted you. And it had felt so nice that you couldn’t bring yourself to admit what you needed to admit. Instead you’d tangled your fingers in his hair and let out a few soft but encouraging sounds as he slipped his tongue into your mouth. You made no complaint as he’d manoeuvred you both to the couch, pulling you down to straddle his lap. In fact you’d done the opposite, instinctively rolling your hips when you’d felt the beginnings of his hardon grow. But, as nice as it was, has nice as he was, you couldn’t help but worry about the position you’d got yourself into. How far would he want things to go? How would he react when you stopped him?

Ben’s hand slipped down to your arse and you hummed as he pressed your body closer to his. “Do you wanna...” Ben trailed off, his hands squeezing your ass a clear indicator of what he was hinting. You looked at him for a moment, his hair dishevelled, his cheeks pink, his lips stained with your lipstick. “Can we just stay here instead?” Ben’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion, “Okay.” His hand slid away from your arse, back up to your hip, “Is everything okay?” “Yeah, it’s really great Ben.” “I have condoms, if you’re worried about protection.” You couldn’t help but smile at that but you shook your head, “That’s not what’s worrying me.” “Is this going too fast?” You let your hands drop to hold his in place, just in case he was thinking about stopping touching you altogether “Kind of? I want to I just...Penetrative sex is kind of difficult for me. It’s not something I do with just anyone and I prefer to have a bit more time to prepare for it.” His brows were still furrowed but his expression seemed more concerned than confused, “That must be tough.” You shrugged, “It can be. Especially working out how to explain it to a very cute guy you really, really like.” Ben smiled at that and his thumb stroked your side, just under the waistband of your jeans. Your heart felt fit to burst with how sweet and comforting the gesture was. “We can do other stuff though, if you want to.” You assured him, hoping you hadn’t completely killed the mood. His eyes widened a little at the implication, “Like what other stuff?” “Well,” you let your hands run up onto his chest, leveraging yourself as you began to grind against him again. Ben let out a little gasp at the sudden stimulation, his hips rocking upward into you. You giggled and leaned in toward his ear, “Plus, y’know, I can still use my hands and mouth.” “Noted,” he gulped, his hand sliding back down to your arse, “I’m happy here though.” You kissed him, relieved by his reaction and eager to get back to what he’d started, only now without the nagging anxiety hanging over your head.

Ben seemed equally as eager by the way he suddenly kissed you, hurrying to press his lips to yours, hands clutching greedily at you as he parted your lips with his tongue. You kept rocking on his lap, pressing a little harder each time. There was a combined sensation of his rapidly hardening cock and the seam of your jeans laying just right against your cunt, and you couldn’t help but speed up your movement as you felt how pleasurable it was. Ben moved his hands up to your chest, palming you through your shirt. But you wanted more. You wanted to feel his skin on yours. So you sat up a little straighter, breaking the kiss. “Is this okay?” Ben asked softly, biting his lip. You just nodded and pulled your shirt off, letting him see the lacy bra you’d decided to wear. “Now you.” “Oh,” Ben half laughed, “Of course.” You didn’t even wait for him, pushing the hem of his shirt up and over his head, letting the shirt fall to the floor. The next moment Ben was pulling you back down, his lips finding your throat and then your sternum and then your breasts, as you resettled into the rapid rutting. All you could do was moan as your clit rubbed over his cock and he squeezed your breasts, working the cups of your bra up so he could suck on your nipples. “Fuck,” Ben managed to shakily pant as you writhed on his lap, trying to find your lips again. “Ben this feels so good but maybe we should move to the bedroom.” He groaned and rolled his hips in time with yours, “Do you think you can cum like this.” “Yeah,” you nodded, “Definitely.” “Then we don’t need to move anywhere.”

#my writing #my fics #ben hardy x reader #ben hardy smut #ben hardy imagine #this one it hitting too close to home #if you see it no you didn't #kfckxkhczllck #(i shared just the outline with lauren and then had the sudden urge to delete it and everything else i've written lmao)

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snowblack-charcoalwhite · 8 months

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10 fandoms, 10 characters

@lonnson thank you for the tag! One character per fandom requirement is so cruel:( But here we go!

Matthew Crawley (Downton Abbey)

Have never felt so emotionally attached to a character, either before or after him.

Samwise Gamgee (The Lord of the Rings)

I don`t even know what comment to add here. Except maybe that every dictionary entry for "ride-or-die" should include a pic of him.

Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)

Certified murder babygirl - and certified mindfucker (good thing Hannibal is into this). Seriously, spectacular character. Most of the time I don`t get him (neither does Hugh Dancy, as per his own words, and that`s comforting). Actually that`s precisely Will`s shtick: no one understands him completely, no one ever could - including himself.

King Alfred the Great (The Last Kingdom)

One of the best-written and best-acted characters I`ve ever seen on screen. A great example of gentleness and ruthlessness, greatness and flawedness combined in one person to create a character so real and believable it feels he might just step into our world at any given moment.

Death (Terry Pratchett`s Discworld)

I just want to have a nice long chat with him.

The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Nothing groundbreaking to say here: perfect character, perfect acting. Wholeheartedly agree with Gary Oldman, it feels like Heath was channelling something not exactly from our world.

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo (Star Wars)

Two things to say here: I love him and Fuck TRoS.

Eames (Inception)

Ohh, such a treat of a character! That was my introducton to Tom Hardy, and it couldn`t have been a better one. Also, yes, I have a bit of a competence kink, just like Arthur.

Aemond Targaryen (Fire and Blood/House of the Dragon)

A case of a character becoming iconic from his first seconds on screen. Ewan`s Aemond has that something that makes it literally impossible to tear one`s eyes from him.

Nina Zenik (Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone)

My Heartrender Queen💕 While writing-wise I absolutely prefer book!Nina, Danielle is perfect. Her Nina feels so vibrant and alive that it`s hard to grasp she doesn`t really exist.

No pressure tags: @livvrusso @guillermosfamiliar @mejcinta @jazzythursday @heytherefluffy

#tagging game

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darkrpfinder · 6 months

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🕊️ hello! 28 she/her, looking for an rp partner for some dark themes/smut with an around 70/30 to 60/40 smut to plot ratio (i love a good plot). i do not roleplay with minors. 25+ partners are preferred. themes i'm interested in writing include:

noncon, degradation, dirty talk (filthier the better), legal age gaps, cheating/blackmail, omegaverse, horror, enemies to lovers/enemies with benefits, object insertion, cnc/dub con, daddy kinks, breeding, bdsm

hard limits: scat, vore, any other bathroom kinks, feet, feeding/feeder

i'm open to mxm, mxf, and fxf ships, with a strong preference to playing characters who are bottoms/submissives. i'm open to both fandom and original universe roleplays, with some of my favorite genres being fantasy, crime, supernatural, and historical (french revolution, victorian, ancient eras (vikings, ancient greek, etc.) being some of my favorite).

fandoms/ships i'd love to roleplay include (i've bolded the characters i'd love to play, characters ordered as top dominant/bottom submissive):

ekko x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

sevika x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

silco x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

yelena belova x kate bishop (marvel)

eddie brock/venom x felicia hardy (marvel)

kraven the hunter x felicia hardy (marvel)

eddie munson x chrissy cunningham (stranger things)

eros x psyche (greek mythology)

dionsus x ariadne (greek mythology)

thanatos x minthe (greek mythology)

achilles x patroclus x briseis (the illiad)

misc fandoms (no set canons, though i'd love ocs): hunger games, the grisha universe, the acotar fandom, star wars, the last of us

plots i'd love to do:

your character is a wealthy patron of the parisian opera, who has elected to sponsor a soloist of the parisian opera. are they wealthy? are they secretly a criminal mastermind? either way, she's indebted to do whatever he wants

your character is a supernatural creature who kidnapped my character, but my character escaped. they're now stuck in a cat and mouse chase

vague ideas that i'd love to explore but can't think of a specific plot for: a/b/o verse anything (i'd would love to play an omega character, especially for an mxf or fxf plot), plots involving the hunger games (perhaps two former victors, or a victor and a capitol citizen), anything involving the assassin's creed fandom (perhaps a templar/assassin ship?), enemies to lovers, anything with criminal characters, etc.

faces i love using: cindy mello, lorena rae, ashley moore, archie renaux, golshifteh farahani, christina nadin, rachel zegler, chantel jeffries, kelly gale, madison beer, braydee cardinal, yovanna ventura, holly lim, shonali singh, josie canseco, madelyn cline, savio de chiara, grace van dien, rocio crusset

faces i love playing against: barry keoghan, stephen james, winston duke, florian montaneau, giuseppe maggio, patrick gibson, theo james, dev patel, andy biersack, richard madden, max irons, reece king, ben dahlhaus, folkwin wolfspeer, cillian murphy, jack o'connell, post malone, dichen lachman, sydney sweeney, honestly any and all faces i'm open to.

i range from large posts to small posts, and would love to do this via discord. maybe even make a server for us to write in! please like this post and i'll reach out. (sorry this is so long, i've never written one of these before and thought to cover as many bases as possible).

#arcane rp #marvel rp #omegaverse rp #stranger things rp #the illiad rp #hunger games rp #the grisha universe rp #acotar rp #star wars rp #the last of us rp #assassin's creed rp #rp search #dark roleplay #dark rp #spicy rp #18+ mun

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lovecharged · 11 months

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not me fc shipping but i am in need of... (bolded is my preference)

camila morrone x sam claflin

lily collins x sam claflin

riley keough x sam claflin

zendaya x tom holland

mimi keene x asa butterfield

emily blunt x john krasinski

jack wolfe x kit young

odeya rush x fivel stewart

cillian murphy x annabelle wallis

maude apatow x zendaya

jonathan bailey x matt bomer

jonathan bailey x simone ashley

andrew scott x phoebe waller-bridge

will harrison x suki waterhouse

michael cimino x george sear

michael b jordan x tessa thompson

michael evans behling x greta onieogou

sophie thatcher x courtney eaton

sophie nelisse x ella purnell

felix mallard x antonia gentry

felix mallard x katie douglas

corey mylchreest x india amarteifio

jack quaid x melissa barrera

david corenswet x mia goth

calahan skogman x danielle galligan

zane phillips x froy gutierrez

zane phillips x ben levin

rish shah x camila mendes

taylor zakhar perez x nicholas galitzine

ray nicholson x olivia scott welch

leo suter x frida gustavsson

rafael silva x ronen rubinstein

ben hardy x sydney sweeney

phoebe tonkin x margot robbie

paul mescal x daisy edgar jones

danny griffin x abigail cowen

chris evans x ana de armas

#indie rp #ooc: posts.

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brckentales · 1 year

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hey there! this is a new multimuse rp blog, that features characters from dc & marvel (with more to come later!) . crossover friendly & headcanon based. i'll have a detailed muse list soon, but feel free to pm me or interact to set up RPs in the meantime! the writer is 18+, and i ask anyone who follows to be an adult as well, as this blog will feature mature themes, including heavy adult content, so please bare that in mind. i'm also completely open to writing on discord, if that's your preference!

also, this pinned post and everything else is mostly temporary. i'll be working on making everything look nicer as i go along!

under the cute, i’ll include a few things, including my muse list, some muses / characters i’m looking for to write opposite with, and a few other details for rp!

my messages are always open, feel free to dm!

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

i'm open to most kinda plots and pairings, open to any themes and ideas, we can discuss whatever tbh. i don't have any real limits here.

WHO I PLAY

there’s a more detailed muse list below, but honestly? i can play most any male character tbh, whatever fits the plot or pairing we go for! i can do canons, crossovers, or ocs —— it's all a yes from me! feel free to suggest someone who might not be on the list.

MUSE LIST

again, i’m pretty flexible and can write some characters outside of this, whether canon or oc, so feel free to suggest anything, this is more just for inspiration, tbh.

Batman, Nightwing, Red Robin, Robin, Signal, Batman Beyond, Green Lantern / Kyle, The Flash / Barry, The Flash / Wally, Impulse, Green Arrow / Oliver Queen, Green Arrow / Connor Hawke, Arsenal, Aquaman, Aqualad / Kaldurah'm, Superboy / Conner, Superman / Jon, Cyborg, Booster Gold, Hawk, Hawkman, Deathstroke, Deadshot, Black Adam, Vandal Savage, Scarecrow, Flashpoint Batman / Thomas Wayne, Bane, Reverse-Flash, Black Manta, Ocean Master, Lobo, Swamp Thing, Jimmy Olsen, Joker

MARVEL

Daredevil, Punisher, Hawkeye, Spider-Man / Peter Parker, Spider-Man / Miles Morales, Spider-Man 2099 / Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man Noir, Cyclops, Wolverine, Magneto, Archangel, Green Goblin / Norman, Green Goblin / Harry, Doctor Doom, Human Torch, Deadpool, Bullseye, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Winter Soldier, Nick Fury, Havok, Kingpin

MISC

Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Zuko, Mako

WHO I’M LOOKING FOR

now here's the main gist of of what i'm looking for! if you can play any of the following characters, i would absolutely love it!

Cheshire / Jade Nguyen, Artemis Crock (from Young Justice), Yara Flor, Lois Lane, Donna Troy, Wonder Woman, Talia al Ghul, Black Canary / Dinah Lance, Zatanna, Ravager / Rose Wilson, Huntress / Helena Bertinelli, Jessica Cruz / Green Lantern, Poison Ivy, Star Sapphire / Carol Ferris, Punchline, Supergirl, Spoiler, Lian Harper, Catwoman, Batgirl, Dawn Granger (Titans TV), Starfire, Lilith Clay, Hawkgirl, Lady Shiva, Mera, some Arrowverse girls (Iris West, Sara Lance, Thea Queen, Laurel Lance)

MARVEL

Elektra Natchios, Psylocke, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Rogue, Kate Bishop, Lorna Dane, Susan Storm, Sersi, Felicia Hardy, Gwen Stacy / Spider-Gwen, Wanda, Laura Kinney, Black Widow, Wanda Maximoff, Danvers (MCU), Mary Jane Watson, Hope van Dyne (MCU)

OVERWATCH

Ashe or Kiriko

FINAL FANTASY 7

Tifa Lockhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Jessie Rasberry

RED DEAD REDEMPTION

Abigail Roberts, Sadie Adler, Mary-Beth Gaskill

STAR WARS

Leia or Rey

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE (GAME OF THRONES / HOUSE OF THE DRAGON)

Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, Margaery Tyrell, Melisandre, Alicent Hightower, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Visenya I Targaryen

AVATAR

Azula, Suki

DISNEY / NICK SITCOMS

Teddy Duncan (Good Luck, Charlie), Alex Russo (Wizards), Carly Shay (iCarly), Tori / Trina / Jade (Victorious), Sharpay Evans / Gabriella Montez (High School Musical)

TOTAL DRAMA

Heather, Gwen, Courtney

MISC

Starlight / Annie January (The Boys), Gwen Tennyson (Ben 10 Alien Force or older), Daphne Blake, Kim Possible, Colette (Ratatouille), Cinderella (Disney), Betty Cooper (Riverdale), Ellie Williams (TLOU2), Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher show)

CELEBRITIES

Margot Robbie, Megan Fox, Gemma Chan, Madison Beer, Anne Hathaway, Anya Chalotra, Victoria Pedretti, Jessica Chastain, Emeraude Taubia, Jenna Dewan, Candice Patton, Sydney Sweeney, Alice Eve, Caity Lotz, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Olivia Wilde, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, Conor Leslie, Minka Kelly, Alejandra Guilmant, Kennedy Walsh, Olivia Rodrigo, Hailey Bieber, Doja Cat, Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Johnson, Corinna Kopf, Florence Pugh, Lili Reinhart, Ariana Grande, Scarlet Johansson, Bridget Mendler, Madelyn Cline, Sabrina Carpenter, Anya Taylor-Joy

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sparsilemuses · 1 year

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current test muses for @sparsilelove as of mid-may!

face claims featured: archie renaux, ben barnes, brenton thwaites, charlie hunnam, darren barnet, frank grillo, joshua bassett, marisa tomei, mason gooding, riz ahmed, rudy pankow, sarah michelle gellar, tom hardy.

these are organised roughly by how much i'm itching to play them!! most muses have at minimum a slice of life and a genre (supernatural, sci-fi, horror, etc) verse. the first verse listed is their main / default and any others are alternates / by request.

i am open to all kinds of plots, though as ever my preference is romantic connections! currently only looking to ship with men because i'm too gay to function. the ideas listed are just some starting points.

kamran mustafa (riz ahmed) is a softhearted, hardheaded man of the people ⇾ slice of life: formerly homeless, now running an unofficial halfway house in the poorest part of a city, he's all about grassroots action and giving everything he's got to those in need ⇾ dystopian future: an important figure in the rebellion against the elitist powers that be, often throwing himself directly into harm's way for the good of others & ideas: friends to lovers with another grungy weirdo, opposites attract with some corporate dbag

orion kemper (joshua bassett) is a cocky genius with too much money and zero self-restraint ⇾ slice of life: after graduating high school at 14 & college at 18, ri sold an app for a stupid amount of money and has spent the last 4 years dicking around ⇾ supernatural: born werewolf with a permanent sneer at bitten wolves, set to inherit alpha status of his family pack one day (if he doesn't get himself killed first) & ideas: friends to inappropriately cuddle, older men for him to top, someone unimpressed with him

lysander crawshaw (archie renaux) is jaded, paranoid proof that curiosity killed the cat ⇾ supernatural: still recovering from being possessed by belias, a greater demon, lys struggles with the lines between reality, dream and hallucination ⇾ slice of life: raised in a cult, lys brings with him a truckload of trauma, a sprinkling of self-hatred, and a dollop of dang adorable & ideas: someone who is his anchor to reality, someone with a similar experience, someone he can start over with

tiberius cooper (rudy pankow) is brash and loud, but in a cornered animal kind of a way ⇾ horror i: the "final girl" of a group of friends (including his twin brother) who were targeted by a serial killer while on vacation, tib sleeps sitting up holding a knife ⇾ horror ii: after his identical twin brother livestreamed a string of violent crimes (think 'spree'), tib has all but become a recluse for his own safety ⇾ slice of life: having never really recovered from the sudden death of his twin brother, tib covers up his debilitating anxiety by being the most obnoxious guy in the room & ideas: someone who knew him before everything (esp. exes of his twin), someone from a support group, some morbid weirdo who is drawn to the darkness in him now

elliot hawthorne (charlie hunnam) is a soft, sweet nerd who loves to take care of people ⇾ slice of life: a film professor who was recently dumped after five years with his ex, ell's students have been complaining lately that they'd like to watch something other than dardenne brothers movies, thanks & ideas: student or former student, friend who always thought he could do better than his ex, co-worker

beatrix calhoun (marisa tomei) is a trainwreck in motion, barely keeping up appearances ⇾ celebrity: a well-known musician who has been active since her early twenties, beatrix is still in love with songwriting and touring, leaving no room for anything else ⇾ slice of life: an artist who manages to charm the pants (often literally) off various wealthy / connected people to keep her afloat & ideas: fan, young musician who looks up to her, touring band member, ex who is also in the industry, producer, step-son, kid's friend

dandelion corrigan (tom hardy) is a cynical witch who believes his family is cursed ⇾ supernatural: an actual witch, with an actual curse, piecing together an existence in the woods making herbal remedies and mild infatuation potions for the locals ⇾ slice of life: an oddball from a pagan-ish family who makes his living selling things from his little farm & making ointmints, certain he'll never be happy & ideas: let's break this curse yo

ava blake (sarah michelle gellar) is an enigma at best and a nuisance at worst ⇾ espionage: a well-trained assassin / spy, ava has discovered a nefarious plot within her organisation that is no good very bad ⇾ slice of life: a single mom very much inspired by lorelai gilmore, ava runs a cafe / bakery / bookstore called the nook and has no time for your nonsense & ideas: rival spy / double agent, normal guy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, another single parent

athanasios wilde (ben barnes) is very, very bored, to the point of insanity ⇾ supernatural: an immortal shapeshifter, ath's lived hundreds of lives in hundreds of bodies ⇾ crime: a significant general in his father's crime family, ath is a particularly unsettling kind of ruthless & ideas: another cursed immortal or someone seeking to become immortal, unsuspecting normie drawn into his bullshit

peregrine talbot (brenton thwaites) is extremely polite, but probably making fun of you ⇾ supernatural: a fae prince, beholden to the 'seelies can't lie' rule, perry is fascinated by mortals, occasionally living among them ⇾ slice of life: trust fund kid with a scholar's mind, perry is actually nice, as long as you don't interrupt him & ideas: mortal who falls into the fae realm, supernatural creature who needs his help, classmate from college, friend from the wrong side of the tracks

taliesin rafferty (darren barnet) is me proving trans guys can be fuckboy dbags too ⇾ slice of life: tal vibes are scrolling grindr while he's on a date with you, sneaking out while you're in the shower, pretending to forget your name so you don't get attached & ideas: best friends with feelings, the guy who sees through his bullshit, the guy he chases long enough to fall for

phoenix dawson (mason gooding) is a genuine, no shit, actual nice guy with no trauma ⇾ slice of life: a dance teacher with a heart of gold, nix believes in random acts of kindness, smiling at strangers, and telling the people you love how much you love them loudly and often & ideas: long term boyfriend / husband for domestic cuteness, trainwreck best friend he's always there to pick up when he falls, guy who bullied him in high school

edoardo "eddie" mancini (frank grillo) is the typical salt of the earth every man, doing his best to get by ⇾ slice of life: after the tragic death of his wife, eddie is finally forced to confront the secret he's always kept about his sexuality and hopefully figure out some kind of happiness (while his kids [24 - 38] mock him for being uncool) ⇾ any other genre: bewildered mechanic stumbles into supernatural shit / ends up in the apocalypse / some other shit, chaos ensues & ideas: someone from his past he once hooked up with, a friend of one of his kids, please lord let him get picked up at like a farmer's market or some shit, customer who leaves his number, barista who writes flirty messages on his cup, etc

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childofsolace-write-ups · 1 year

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Walking in

Mahanon shifted nervously before exhaling deeply. He was starting to get cold feet, the gift hanging heavily inside his waist pouch. However, he knew Esaldir will never let him hear the end of it. Especially not after the struggle they went through to defeat the High dragon at Crest wood to get what he needed to craft the gift. Plus, he got an earful from Solas, telling him off for dragging Esaldir into the quest considering how fool hardy tended to get at times. If he was going to back out of this, it would make putting up with the scolding pointless.

The mage still felt bad that they brought Blackwall as their warrior for the quest instead of Bull. He knew how much the Qunari loved battling dragons, but given the intention, he didn't bring him so he wouldn't catch on to the surprise. Though in retrospect, since Bull was a Ben-Hassrath, Mahanon wouldn't be surprised if the Iron Bull already had an inkling.

Mahanon stepped into the Herald's Rest, raising a hand in greeting to Krem he toasted a mug towards his way, before heading straight to the Qunari lounging at his usual spot. Bull was already raising his head as he neared his approach, and Mahanon went straight to the point before he could lose his nerve.

"I have something for you." The elf said, and he did a little internal victory dance that his voice didn't crack... Much.

"Really?" The Iron Bull hummed in interest, nothing his tone giving away whether he if he knew about anything or not. "Well, I have something for you too. C'mon, I'll go first..."

Mahanon is still surprised how the Qunari could get out of his clothes so fast, then again it must be mostly to do with how he only had pants on half the time. The elf sat on the bed, carefully hiding his gift under the bed. There was time for it later, and he figured he would feel less nervous after they've had one round.

"There we go..." The Iron Bull spoke softly, in always sent pleasurable chills down Mahanon's spine. He diverted his attention to quickly undoing the wraps around his bare feet to make them, well, all the more bare. "No Inquisition, no war. Nothing outside this room; just you and me... So, what'd you want to talk about?"

Before Mahanon could answer, they hear the sound of the door clanking open.

"I'm sorry, Esaldir. But I must get back to my reports."

"They'll still be there after an hour." Esaldir said with a pout, hugging the commander's arm and playing up a coquettishly petulant act. "C'mon vhenan, I'm not going to see you for another two weeks when Solas starts another questing tomorrow. I'll promise to even help you later, and by 'help' I mean making sure Sera doesn't try any pranks while you're working."

Before Cullen could respond, he hears someone clearing their throat. Since he could see that the sound wasn't made by his lover, he looked towards the room they were entering and immediately looked away. Cullen's cheeks flared up and he used the clipboard he was holding to block the sight before him as much as he could. "Sweet Maker..."

The Iron Bull smirked, "Cullen, how's it goin'?"

"Honestly," Mahanon, however, was looking more mortified. "there's this thing. It's called 'knocking', Mythal's mercy, and elves are the ones mistaken to be savages?"

Cullen sounds sheepish when he mumbles out an apology, still avoiding eye contact.

"Bleeding thorns..." Esaldir breathed, blinking his eyes as he stared at the Qunari's naked form in all its glory and letting go of Cullen in favor of marveling at the sight in awe. "How the fuck can Mahanon still walk...?"

Cullen sees the elf practically ogling the buck-naked Qunari, and he scowled. Still trying to avoid seeing the indecency before him, he uses his other hand not holding up the clip board to block Esaldir's view in a possessive manner.

"Really?" Esaldir raised a brow at him. "I'm just looking. You know I prefer playing with yours."

Cullen groaned, his cheeks getting hotter by the second. "Maker's breath, Esa..."

Meanwhile, another certain someone was walking along the battlements. Solas knew he was scheduled to leave for the Western approach and check on Hawke's and Stroud's lead on the Grey Wardens. He didn't really think the order, but he simply couldn't dismiss the problem they would be if left to their own devices. Solas also knew the Mahanon was stopping by again today, and he wanted to know how clan Lavellan was doing. He thought it would be a comfort to Esaldir if it was assured that his former clan was faring well.

Looking up from a report he was reading, Solas finds Esaldir and Cullen standing idly by the door to an empty room. The elf grimaced, wondering if Esaldir was trying to get Cullen to do lascivious activities with him at broad daylight. The man approved of their relationship, not that it was needed but Esaldir was still pleased he was. Regardless, he knew Cullen was a man dedicated to his duty as much as he was to his heart and Solas would rather Esaldir learn the importance of time, place, and opportunity.

So he moves to intervene.

"Has anyone seen Mahanon?" Solas approaches the threshold, "I thought we'd discuss the issue at Wycome and clan Lavell—ah!"

Bull rolled his eyes, and looked at the ceiling. "Oh for fuck's sake!" He exasperated.

[read the rest in AO3]

This is a part of my 'Inquisitor Solas' AU where Solas is not the dread wolf. You can read that main AU it here and moments like this posted story here. In Qunlat: Kos:[11] "A type of energy associated with nature;" refers to nature damage from a mage's staff. Mahanon Lavellan's specialty is casting nature related spells to deal damage. That's the nickname Bull chose for him.

#Dragon Age: Inquisition #The Iron Bull x Male Lavellan #Cullen x OC elf #Solas #Inquisitor Solas AU #The Iron Bull #Male Lavellan #Cullen Rutherford

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helpersofindie · 2 years

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hi, helpers! could you please help me find a male fc with a soft vibe? preferably blonde, if possible. thank you!

hello! you didn't give an age range so sorry if these ages are kind of all over the place. the first person that came to mind was troye sivan (27)! i could also see these working as well!

mitchell hoog (23)

owen patrick joyner (22)

logan shroyer (23)

sean giambrone (23)

rudy pankow (24)

joe serafini (24)

go tae seob (26)

skyler gisondo (26)

henrik holm (26)

tom phelan (27) – please note that tom is a trans man so cast him correctly!

taylor john smith (27)

luke benward (27)

lukas gage (27)

niall horan (28)

toby regbo (30)

ben hardy (31)

lucas till (32)

jack lowden (32)

freddie stroma (35)

william moseley (35)

luke mitchell (37)

matt ryan (37)

chris hemsworth (39)

bradley james (39)

chris pine (41)

ryan kwanten (45)

eric christian olsen (45)

#blonde fc #fc help #fc suggestions #rph #rpt #indie rph #diana #answered #**#anonymous

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🕊️ ♡ hello! 28 she/her, looking for a discord rp partner for some dark themes/smut with an around 70/30 to 60/40 smut to plot ratio (i love a good plot, but i'm also trying to do other stuff). i do not roleplay with minors. 25+ partners are preferred. themes i'm interested in writing include:

hard limits: scat, vore, any other bathroom kinks, feet, feeding/feeder

fandoms/ships i'd love to roleplay include (i've bolded the characters i'd love to play, characters ordered as top dominant/bottom submissive):

ekko x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

sevika x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

silco x jinx (arcane/league of legends)

yelena belova x kate bishop (marvel)

eddie brock/venom x felicia hardy (marvel)

kraven the hunter x felicia hardy (marvel)

eddie munson x chrissy cunningham (stranger things)

eros x psyche (greek mythology)

dionsus x ariadne (greek mythology)

thanatos x minthe (greek mythology)

achilles x patroclus x briseis (the illiad)

misc fandoms (no set canons, though i'd love ocs): hunger games, the grisha universe, the acotar fandom, star wars, the last of us

plots i'd love to do:

your character is a supernatural creature who kidnapped my character, but my character escaped. they're now stuck in a cat and mouse chase

like if you're interested and anon will get back to you

#arcane rp #league of legends rp #marvel rp #stranger things rp #greek myth rp #the illiad rp #fandom rp #fandom roleplay #dead dove

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illfoandillfie · 2 years

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Kinktober Day 21: Training

Kinktober Masterlist | Regular Masterlist

Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader

Words: 845

Warnings: sex toy (dildo), references to anal and oral (m receiving) training as well as PIV sex, and double and triple penetration. Kind of dom!reader, kind of sub!ben

A/N: This follows on from one of last years kinktober posts - double penetration (1 hole).

The clone-a-willy kit ended up being one of the best things Ben had ever spent money on. You’d assumed that after Ben got back home the clone dildo would see little use until the next time he had to travel overseas for work, after all, you’d have the real thing instead. But you turned out to be wrong about that. You’d ended up preferring it to other dildos because it felt familiar and filled you as perfectly as Ben did. And, while Ben had first been drawn to it out of curiosity – getting a close up view of exactly what it looked like when he fucked you – he quickly came to realise its potential. The way he could use it to stretch you out and get you adjusted to his size, giving you an orgasm in the process, without risking cumming too quickly at the way you clenched on him. Which meant that you were reliably getting off from penetration twice as much as you did before the clone. So both of you agreed it had been worth the effort of making it. Ben seemed content to keep using it to fuck your pussy, but you had other ideas of how it could be used too, and you decided that you’d have to share them if you ever wanted to try them out. Either other ideas hadn’t occurred to him, or he didn’t want to come off as pushy or demanding, so it was up to you to make the first move.

You approached the subject gently after dinner one night, casually bringing up the clone as you put the leftovers into the fridge and Ben made tea. Ben, assuming you were hinting that you wanted to have sex right then, turned and winked, “You like having two cocks to fuck you, don’t you.” Fighting the urge to roll your eyes you closed the fridge and replied, “It is very fun, but don’t you think we could be doing more?” “More how?” “Well, I was thinking the clone would be perfect for some training.” “Honey, you’re going to need to explain.” You laughed, “Alright, well, you know my oral game isn’t necessarily all that strong.” Ben’s eyes narrowed a little and he hummed, “This feels like a trap.” “It’s not,” you assured him, “I know I can improve, and maybe practicing with the clone would help. I know dildos in general are a good for practicing on, but I think the clone would be even better. It’d be exactly like blowing you but without at much pressure. I could probably even learn how to deep throat. Ben’s eyes widened this time, “You’d want that?” You nodded, “Of course I would. I like sucking your dick and I’d love to learn how to do it better. The clone would be the perfect way to train me to take you. Specifically you.” You heard Ben’s breath hitch and he ran his hand over the front of his pyjamas briefly. It made you want to push him further, see how turned on you could get him. “And then there’s anal too.” The teaspoon Ben had still been holding clattered to the floor suddenly, but Ben made no move to pick it up, too busy staring at you. His cock was much more visible through his pants. “You okay baby?” Ben blinked, “Anal?” “Mmhmm. I thought maybe we could experiment with it, use the clone to help me adjust and learn. Train me to take cock in every hole. Your cock. Only yours.” He made a little whimpering sound and for a moment you worried he was going to pass out from shock. Instead he reached for you, his hands settling on your hips as he tugged you in close. You could feel his hardon now, but decided he needed a little more teasing. With a light touch and as innocent an expression as you could manage you traced his length through his pyjamas. “We should probably buy another clone kit too and make a second one. That way one can be to train my arse and one can be for my pussy and throat. And when I’m all trained up, I could try to take all three of them at once. Have you in every hole.” Ben groaned, his cock twitching under your fingers, and you felt the fabric grow damp. You giggled and pressed a kiss to Ben’s lips, “Good to know you’re so excited by the idea.” “Fuck you,” he laughed before returning the kiss. “I’ll help you clean up, shall I?” “No, I can manage. You can go wait naked in bed for me so we can start your training. I’ll hold the clone while you go down on it until I'm hard again, which believe me will not take long, and then we'll see how well you can handle two cocks.” “You sure you’ll be able to get through that without making another mess?” “This is bullying,” Ben pouted, “You’re bullying me.” You laughed, “Don’t worry baby, I like when you make a mess.”

#my writing #my blurbs #ben hardy x reader #ben hardy smut #ben hardy imagine

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byneddiedingo · 11 months

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Tom Hardy in Mad Max: Fury Road (George Miller, 2015)

Cast: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Josh Helman, Nathan Jones, Zoë Kravitz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Riley Keough. Screenplay: George Miller, Brendan McCarthy, Nick Lathouris. Cinematography: John Seale. Production design: Colin Gibson. Film editing: Margaret Sixel. Music: Tom Holkenborg.

If only all action movies could be directed by George Miller and edited by Margaret Sixel. Then we might have fewer scenes shot in the dark with shakycam and patched together out of snippets of film so you can't really tell who's fighting whom. Or much less gratuitous use of CGI in scenes where actual hardware provides greater immediacy than software can ever do. Miller and Sixel are one of the movies' great husband-and-wife teams, and it's gratifying that Mad Max: Fury Road was one of the few action movies to receive a nomination for best picture. I've never been much of a fan of the Mad Max series, but this one, the fourth, seems to me to be the best and most coherent. It has the kind of visual storytelling that takes you back to the silent roots of the movies. It also features, in Charlize Theron's Furiosa, the best female action hero since Sigourney Weaver's Ripley in Aliens (James Cameron, 1986). It didn't win the best picture Oscar: It's not the kind of film the Academy admires, preferring action movies that are wrapped in history, like Lawrence of Arabia (David Lean, 1962), or sanctified by religiosity, like Ben-Hur (William Wyler, 1959). Fury Road is sheer enjoyable nonsense, with an abundance of grotesque villains and some heroes who, with the exception of Tom Hardy's Max and Nicholas Hoult's Nux, happen to be women. Although Miller didn't win for best director, Sixel deservedly won the Oscar for editing and it cleaned up in the awards for costumes, makeup, sound and production design.

#Mad Max: Fury Road #George Miller #Tom Hardy

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scotianostra · 2 years

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The Scottish actor and director Kenny Ireland passed away on July 31st 2014.

Born as George Ian Kenneth Ireland in Paisley, Renfrewshire, the son of Ian, an RAF bomber pilot who was killed on a secret mission when Ireland was five months old, and Elizabeth (nee Cowie). On leaving Paisley grammar school, he worked as an apprentice at the town’s thread manufacturer, J&P Coats. However, his ambition was to act and he eventually left to train at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama. Then, as an actor and assistant director, he helped to establish the Lyceum Youth theatre in Edinburgh.

He made his West End acting debut in Mr Laurel and Mr Hardy (Mayfair theatre, 1976) after the Traverse theatre Company’s Edinburgh production transferred to London. He was then a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company, before work at the National Theatre, where he was Apollo in Peter Hall’s production of The Oresteia, and the Old Major and Pilkington in Animal Farm. By then, he was himself directing at the Traverse theatre.Ireland first appeared on television as an Edinburgh bank manager in an episode of the police drama Strangers. In between many other one-off roles, he played Sammy, alongside Simon Cadell and Carol Royle, in the first series of the sitcom Life Without George and the thuggish American media tycoon Ben Landless in the political drama House of Cards. He was also one of the regular group of actors in Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV, best remembered in blue dungarees and cap as the handyman Derek in the much-loved Acorn Antiques sketches, which lampooned the soap opera Crossroads. “

In the cinema, Ireland was in the Scottish film comedy Local Hero, directed by last week’s birthday boy, Bill Forsyth, other films included The Big Man, but it was TV that we mainly say Kenny in appearances in Dr. Finlay’s Casebook, Enemy at the Door, Taggart, Dempsey and Makepeace, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Rab C Nesbit, Hamish Macbeth and many more saw that he was kept busy and the bills were paid between many theatre appearances as well as at stint as artistic director of the Royal Lyceum theatre, Edinburgh from 1993 to 2003.

Of course Kenny is best remembered for is role in Derren Litten’s Benidorm, which became an instant hit. Alongside actress Janine Duvitski, the pair played a sex-mad couple who frequent the Solana hotel in the Spanish resort every year.

It wasn’t an easy role for the mild mannered Ireland, he recalled “Half the things I don’t understand, There was one episode where I had to say, ‘Jacqueline prefers the sausage in cider.’ I said, ‘What’s funny about that?’ and had to have it explained to me. I’ve always taken the line that they’re complete innocents.

Ireland’s first marriage, to the writer, producer and director Marilyn Imrie, ended in divorce. In 1980, he married the theatrical agent Meg Poole

Kenny Ireland passed away on this day 2014 a month after it was announced he had brain cancer.

#Scotland #scottish #actor #director #theatre #tv #benidorm #rip

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► GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME & ALIAS: Peter B. Parker, though he prefers, “Spider-Man" when it comes to anything relating to the time spent under the mask.

CURRENT TEAM(S): None currently, none previously.

PREVIOUS ALIASES: None, he started with Spider-Man, and he’ll go to the grave as such.

AGE: 40s (He prefers people to take their own shot, and just nods along to whatever they give.)

Species: Human Mutate; cursed with his powers by the supernatural entity he refers to as the, “Spider-God.”

MULTIVERSAL ORIGIN: Earth-90214

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender Male (He/Him)

SEXUALITY: Straight, although from the time he comes from anything else wasn’t exactly legal or spoken, so he could find himself potentially changing that answer as he goes along.

NATIONALITY: American

ETHNICITY: Ashkenazi Jewish

► APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: Cillian Murphy

SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Facial hair constantly on his face, raging from a Five o’ Clock shadow from a recent shave no one seems to ever catch brand new, or a full beard covering his face that is… Pretty strange, when compared to other peters.

HAIR COLOR: Extremely dark brown, almost entirely black without light.

EYE COLOR: The exact same as his hair.

ACCENT: New York, except with a bassier tone and grizzled edges, almost like listening to the pops and crackles of old films with the exact same voice always found within.

CURRENT COSTUME: This multilayered, moon-lit version from Spider Man Noir (2020) #2’s cover.

► BACKGROUND

CURRENT HOME: New York City, Present Day, currently sleeping on rooftops and alleys with the fellow homeless; trying to get a job, but finding it difficult with his current situation.

PAST OCCUPATION: Private Detective and Vigilante, New York City, 1950s.

CURRENT OCCUPATION: Vigilante, although it doesn’t pay well.

SNAP STATUS: “The Snap? Well, I’ve been one to swing by a Jazz club now and then, I’ve got the groove to follow a good rhythm and get someone’s attention. Why’d ya ask?”

► RELATIONS

SIBLING(S): None that he’s aware of.

PARTNER(S): He had some relationships with the Felicia Hardy of his world, but those didn’t last for the trouble that constantly encircles him, so he’s currently ridin’ solo.

CHILDREN: NO!

PARENT(S): Uncle Ben and Aunt May were the ones that raised him, but Mary and Richard Parker, his parents, died long enough ago that he can barely remember their faces.

► HEADCANONS/FUN FACTS

-Peter B. Parker of Earth-90214, is not a Scientist, unlike the other versions of himself. If you handed the man anything relating from calculus, to geometry, to even the simplest version of the periodic table; he would just hand it back to you, and explain that it isn’t anything he gets. Now, whether you’d like to believe that it was because he was never exposed to it growing up, that the time he lived through just meant a lot of the wildly taught information of the 20th century hadn’t even been discovered yet, or the fact that a poor kid who didn’t have a single friend on the Lower East Side wanted nothing to do with the high-intensity social hierarchy that is school at any learning level.

Now, with that in mind, there’s something else important to note. That being, his relationship, thoughts, and views on the entity he refers to as, the “Spider-God.” So, while he’s never been a scientist, beyond a few cultural aspects of his upbringing, he was never religious either. He knew that people around him prayed to all sorts of Gods, that it brought them comfort, a way to see a path down the road to something brighter, family in the others that viewed the same way or agreed that all ways of seeing the light to a better world was right, it was… It wasn’t for him, though. There was always a nagging feeling in the back of his head, even from a young age, that seeing something was the only thing to get him to believe in it. He could see that people felt they had been met with a powerful force, but it never got to the coldness of his reality for him to join in their beliefs. But, he did see that there were problems in the world. He saw that putting your trust in people, people putting their trust in you, going along with things without questioning it; it got you hurt. Without facts, without evidence he could touch, see, smell, hear, hell- Taste, it wasn’t for him.

Then, he watched as someone opened something, unearthed a force that should’ve been unearthed again. Revealed to the night sky after what should’ve been an eternity, was instead only a couple of centuries. Peter had proof that day that things unnatural did exist. He could accept that. Then, the thousand legged, blacker than an lightless expanse, suffocating force of a little bug… Bit another man. At the time, he didn’t know fully what that man had done in his life to deserve the piercing screams that howled from his lungs, the foam that ripped his mouth into separate halves as it poured from his throat, and sent him falling to the ground; but, Peter guessed it was enough.

He knew that even a little bug could kill a man in an instant. A fact, now that he had seen it… Then, it bit him… After that, when he pulled himself from inky black webs he had been encased in during a brief moment of unconsciousness, he accepted that supernatural forces had to be real. He met one. It was shaped like a Spider that was larger than a tank, thousands of teeth each bigger than his entire body, eyes the size of his head that devoured every inch of his form until he was left with nothing else, a voice that could shake cities until they crumbled down; and, it said it’d curse him with great power for not being of evil intent. Sure, it could’ve been a hallucination. But, when those same webs can expel themselves from his wrist, and it crawls back to him in his dreams every night to remind him of a deal he never shook on? Gods are real. Maybe not the ones everyone has been saying were, but a few had to be.

-A slightly more fun fact, still related to the last, is that his body makes his webs! Unlike most other spider people, his webs come out of his arm in an inky black, similarly sticky, yet slimy texture. He also, still setting himself from the other Peters, doesn’t often swing on his webs. Originally, he never even tried, letting the ends slide through his grasp to wrap his opponents up while traveling the city on foot in his own version of web-crawling parkour. However, realizing that there were better ways to use everything he had, he learned how to instinctively grab the ends when he wanted to and sling himself across the city.

-Noir, a name that (will be) given to him by the various people in the new world he’s ended up in, sounds extremely similar to Humphrey Bogart! And, while this is a secret he keeps to himself, he actually did use that man’s films to practice for the voice he put on during the night- While, also, generally trying to match his bass in his day-to-day life! While then, it was a bit silly, it does set himself apart quite strangely from the way people talk in the current day and age of the 2020s.

-HE IS FROM THE 1930s-1950s. HE WAS NOT AROUND FOR A LOT. He knows nothing about Civil Rights, the fact being gay is no longer explicitly illegal, what LGBTQIA+ stands for beyond that a couple are vowels, and several, several, several other things. (He does implicitly support everything already listed, he just… Does not know it happened, or exists.) Although, he also missed out on a lot of technological improvements. The fact man went to the moon, computers in general, portable phones, the internet, OSHA guidelines and regulations- Hell, while he ran into some people that might be considered mutants on this Earth, that word didn’t exist where he came from! He got his powers from a “God”, and (something he knows nothing about) the only two other people with actual powers seem to be Daredevil and Black Cat. So, he is… BEHIND.

Also, he has begun to learn how to use a computer, abusing the one at the local library with random people often coming up to him thinking he’s an old man in distress… He is, but they think he’s either a lot older, or a bit more fucked up than he is.

-He smokes. I refuse the idea of a world where a man who lived through what he has wouldn’t pick up a horribly unhealthy habit in the climate of how cigarettes were spoken of during the time he lived. No. He smokes cigarettes, he drinks whiskey, neat, and makes horrible decisions for his body; although, due to the aforementioned curse from what he lovingly refers to as a god, it doesn’t do much but whittle down his psyche no matter how much good Peter claims it does. He also drinks a horrible amount of coffee to stay awake late into the night on dire investigations. Managing those three addictive substances would be impossible for most men, and utterly unfeasible for him as well. Although, due to the blind commitment and forgetfulness to remember his own body while seeking the newest justice for the people he has put everything on the line for, he often can still go numerous nights without the buffeting smoke of cigarettes, the drowning cascades of alcohol, or the wirey edge of caffeine strangling the sensible part of his brain begging for sleep; before noticing it’s been that long without it, and pulling another flask or pack from his jacket. This was also before he was pulled into the modern day, and should not be offered or referred to energy drinks of any kind. He won’t die, if bullets or the other things hurdling him to an early grave wouldn’t do him in either, but it won’t be a pretty sight. He might find another God, unrelated to the one he’s already entangled in the web of, and challenge it to a fist fight. Possibly winning.

-He has killed one man, the Vulture, for killing Uncle Ben and attempting to do the same to Aunt May. He has shot several, and carries around both Uncle Ben’s gun on him at all times, and two m1911s. While the m1911s sit comfortably in two hip holsters, rarely needing more than the one on his right, the pistol he stole from the chest of Uncle Ben’s war memorabilia sits tightly behind his vest. Noir doesn’t aim to kill often, agreeing with most that not everyone should die, but has found himself… Struggling, at times, to keep it leveled where it’d hurt.

-Along with everything said above, and what might be futurely said below (hi future!) there is something I would like you to watch, if you have the time and you've made it this fair! This video, the original inspiration for what got to me to write Spider-Man Noir with Nicolas Cage doing the heavy lifting after, I feel like is an incredibly real, albeit extremely ruthless, representation of what his fighting style would progress into in his later years after literal decades of practice. I also just think the video is fun, interesting, and should be viewed by more people so they hopefully make more and work on bigger projects!

Favorite Type of Music

-Due to the poverty and low income life he lived his childhood in, most of his time was spent helping his Aunt at the community center she ran serving and making soup for the people in their area who did similarly or worse than them. He also spent similar, or even moreso, time helping his Uncle with almost anything he needed. From running errands for his Aunt with him in a beat up old truck that barely ran, to fixing the truck, to plumping, remodeling, and construction jobs around various apartments in the area for little cash or donations to their center to keep it running, and sometimes just playing with the other kids on their street; Peter had very little moments of ingesting music. There were snippets he can barely remember in his early years of catching a radio (Although, he preferred crime dramas) with something on, or seeing some men play instruments on the street for change, never entire bands. However, when he got older, either during vigilante work or the very little amount of high-end places he got in as a photographer or detective for a specific case, he did run into many Big Bands! Jazz Musicians, the collection of either multiple groups or just one that came like that, stuffed on a single stage in a cacophonous harmony of ear catching rhythm! And, while he was always on a mission or found them shutting off quickly upon his arrival, he did tap his feet while trying horrendously to dance on a blue moon. But, the day he got a TV and his own radio, he… Mostly kept them off, because he was busy.

Favorite Color

-You’d assume that the man, decked in head to toe in blacks, whites, all manners of gray, and the various shades of brown upon all of his clothes from the years of toiling in the exact same ones from day to night with rare washings would grow a fondness of those colors over others… And, you’d be right. His childhood was spent in clothes that often went an entire week or more being recycled without even touching any water apart from the droplets of rain or a puddle splashed on him by a passing car, his adulthood was spent in the shadows hugging dank walls until the moment to strike, and the sun rarely found him in the latter years as well; hard to be fond of the sun’s yellow gaze, when you never see it in your days.

Least Favorite Food

-Anything you need a “refined” and “rich” pallet to enjoy. He’s not looking to waste his cash on something that he has to stomach through, since everyone else says it's great. He’s fine eating burgers, eggs and ketchup, coffee, and egg creams until he dies. If you put a snail on his plate, he’ll look at you like you’re mad, and ask you why the hell you spent your money on it.

Biggest Pet Peeve

-The Rich. No, that’s the end of the thought, you’re not missing anything. Even if it wasn’t because he was raised on socialist ideals and strongly believes in them himself, a man with the sense like his can tell when a system is broke, and he sees that it is. They’re taxed the same as the working class, some of them never working a day in their life, can ignore the problems that they speak to want to fix because they never have to live in it, they funnel any money that is put to be spent wisely back into their own pockets with ease and without stoppage- They could kill a man dead in the streets, drag his corpse in their hand for a mile, and if they happen to have enough in their wallets not a damn thing will happen about it! If the system that is currently in place has easy fixes for rich people to piss away money they frankly don’t need, to pay less taxes that goes to the entire country for- What’s supposed to be good fucking use but doesn’t seem like it is- THEN THE SYSTEM IS BROKE!

It isn’t me, I swear, it's Peter that’s the socialist.

Greatest Fear

-Being ineffective. He doesn’t fear death, pain, suffering, ending up on a hospital bed for the rest of his life, or finding that his leg will never heal and he needs to lose it; none of that scares him. Peter fears the idea of living to see every avenue he’s pursued, every man he’s tried to stop, every way he’s tried to protect people, fail and gets worse while his body slowly decays. He stays awake at night thinking about the idea of him, in his bed, lying still, old age slowly dragging him into whatever lies next; and, being unable to stop it, yet still able to watch the city he only wanted to protect burn around him in the devilish fires of greed.

Best Friend

-None that are alive, or have enough self-awareness to be counted as such anymore.

Worst enemy

-Peter doesn’t have a worse enemy, because he’s killed all the ones who could count. The Vulture, the man that killed his Uncle Ben, was shot dead while he was trying to rip and tear his teeth into Aunt May. The Goblin was pulled away into a sewer tunnel by the body of Kraven piloted by dozens of spiders to, what Peter only guesses, to be his doom. Everyone else? Either in jail, unable to fight him anymore, or done with trying.

Favorite Holiday

-Thanksgiving. The community center his Aunt runs always gets the most donations around that time of the year, and sets up a giant feast for even more than the regulars to come in. It's… Nice. The one time of year he doesn’t have to worry as much, since everyone he cares about is around him. He just gets to breathe, smile, eat, and slowly realize that people who were there last time aren’t this year.

Favorite Animal

-Well, at this point, if he doesn't say Spiders or Cats someone is going to get mad at him.

Birthday

-August 27th, 1914. If he never was ripped from his own reality into the year of the Earth he is currently on and, instead, lived all of those years; he'd be 112.

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( ben hardy, cis male, he / him, 25) ** ♔ announcing edmund windsor, the prince of england ! in a recent portrait they seem to resemble ben hardy. it is a miracle that he survived the last five years and for that reason, they are for the kingdoms working together. reflecting on them now, they remind me of tight lipped smiles hidden behind a glass of wine, always doing what you’re told, preferring a pen to a sword any day, dog eared philosophy books beside a cold cup of tea.

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name: edmund john windsor

nicknames: eddie, ed

age: twenty-five

birthday: march 4th

gender: cis male

pronouns: he / him

sexual orientation: homosexual

title: prince of england

bio

never the heir nor the spare, just lucky to be there, isn’t that right ? you’re third born, and third in line for the throne. not that you have any interest in it, even as a child. the spotlight terrifies you. you’d much rather one of your older brothers get the attention - they deserve it, after all. they already get the majority of your parents’ focus. they’re more important, in the grand scheme of things, and while that stings ( how could it not ? ), you also like getting to live a quieter life. you prefer the background, drifting away from the crowds until you’re merely a spectator.

from a young age, you realized the normal sorts of things princes were supposed to be interested in just weren’t for you. hunting made you sick to your stomach, and the thought of ever even picking up a sword made you weak in the knees. once, you cut your finger on the pages of a book and the sight of the blood made you faint. you aren’t strong. you aren’t made for ruling or fighting or anything like that. you’re a coward in the eyes of many; but you aren’t a disappointment, at least - that would imply that they’d had some expectations for you in the first place.

where you do find solace is in the library. in books. first, you read through the classics for your education - the odyssey and the iliad and the aeneid. they sit in a stack by your bed for years, a gentle place for you to land after a long day. once you have your fill of those, it isn’t long before you drift towards philosophy books. the republic, on being and essence and the art of war fascinated you. even if you didn’t agree with a book, you found some interest in reading through the pages and hearing what the philosophers and authors had to say. they became best friends to you throughout your teen years. how could you be lonely when you had so many of the world’s greatest minds to keep you company?

the first time you realized you weren’t interested in women was as a young teen. betrothed several times over the course of your life, this one seemed like it might actually stick. the others had fallen through due to other alliances, or the promise of wealth from someone else - the politics of marriage always baffled you. but at fourteen, it seemed as if the girl that your parents had chosen might actually be your bride. and the thought of that didn’t terrify you, but it didn’t excite you either. not the way that catching the eye of the handsome court musician did, or watching the guards train with their swords. you were more interested in them than a woman, although you understand that that doesn’t matter. marriage isn’t love; as long as you can get along with your wife and treat one another well, what does it matter? a happy marriage is all you can hope for, with maybe a lover for you each. that would be good enough. on a visit from the crown prince of ethiopia, you think you might find something like love. it’s hard to tell, since you don’t have much experience in it, but ali is warm and inviting and doesn’t shy away from attention like you do. even after he leaves, you write one another as often as you can.

but then the plague hit england, and life shut down. the world was hurting, suffering from disease and crop failure, and rain. so much damn rain. you used to like it, until it was all you saw every single day. no more escaping to the woods to read outside, or sitting in the sunshine in the gardens. now you were truly stuck alone in your library, worried for the fate of the world outside. somehow, you survive it. the country pulls through, just as the rest of the world does. and once the invitation from switzerland arrived, there was no choice but to attend. you might not be excited about being surrounded by so many people you aren’t very familiar with, but what choice do you have? and who knows, maybe this is what’s best for everyone. maybe things will end badly, or maybe you’ll actually enjoy yourself. either way, you accompany your family to the continent, waiting to see what’s in store for you all.

tl;dr

eddie is a sweet, shy soul who prefers his books and spending time in nature to planning wars or making alliances. he’s smart, and tends to hang towards the background because as the third son, that’s what he’s known. he tries to stay out of the animosity between his brothers, but i always think him getting sucked into drama is funny because he simply doesn’t know how to handle shit !

wanted connections: close friend, confidant, fellow book lover, a betrothed, someone he used to be betrothed to but it fell through, a rival of some sort, a bad influence, anything !

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