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Saw This in “The Oeder Games” and Wanted to Share.
At the beginning of the episode, I notice that Zeke's dad was sitting at a table with a lady in a blue blouse, some guy in a blue tie, and Zeke.
More than that, the lady was sitting next to Zeke in the longer shots. (who knows where Zeke goes when they get closer though. XD)
I notice she's either close to Zeke or Zeke's dad as seen in the images below.
So since Cheryl has no canon face as of this moment, I headcanon that the blue blouse lady is Cheryl. Though, feel free to say I'm wrong and she appears in another episode under another name because I honestly want to know. I don't keep up with all the bg characters of BB so I'm not sure if the lady is in any other episodes or not.
I also want to keep an eye out for the guy that's next to Zeke's dad in the first screenshot. I want to say he's Zeke's 44-year-old brother, but I'm not sure if he's already a character with his own lore separate from Zeke's family.
The character he looks the most like, at least from what I found so far is Glen. I don't think he's Glen though because Glen has darker brown hair and the hair is not as smooth (also I think Glen has slightly tanner skin). Hopefully, I'll find him outside of this episode one of these days.
Also, since Zeke's dad doesn't necessarily look like someone who could have a 44-year-old son, here's my headcanon. Zeke's 44-year-old is the result of teen pregnancy and Zeke's dad is between his late 50s and early 60s. He also dyes his balding hair to make himself feel younger than he is.
Back to maybe Cheryl. I suppose there's still a possibility that the lady could be Zeke's bio mom and she just got a bigger redesign compared to Zeke's dad from what he looked like in "The Belchies".
Then again, we still don't know if this lady from "The Belchies" was an early design for Cheryl or not either. Until we get an episode that actually reveals Cheryl or Zeke's bio mom, these two designs are all I have to go off of. So Occam's razor, since Cheryl gets talked about more than his bio mom, I'm going to assume the blue blouse lady is Cheryl and not his bio mom or some random woman until proven otherwise.
TLDR, I headcanon the blue shirt lady as Zeke's stepmom but I'm still not sure if she could be just a random bg character with her own thing or even a redesign of Zeke's bio mom (if the woman from "The Belchies" wasn't a proto Cheryl that is). Many questions are left unanswered for now and not much proof to grasp, the nature of many headcanons for brief bg characters.
#Bob's Burgers#Zeke#headcanon#I just wanted a face for Cheryl and to share this idea to anyone who wanted to give her a face too#The Oeder Games#The Belchies
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So you've had me insanely curious about Izumi Miyamura, from your list of eructo candidates. If you would, please, I would love to hear your thoughts about our beloved tattoo/piercing prince. (The fact I'm planning to cosplay Hori has made me even more curious too, lol).
Thanks again for the one-shot of Vax & Keyleth! <3
Eheheh I was wondering when someone was gonna ask about him. I adore this mf so much 😭
And ofc bro I’m pretty much always sitting here begging y’all to send me Vox Machina requests lmfao
THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DNI IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT
So he’s outwardly pretty shy, especially in the beginning
ESPECIALLY at school
At the beginning of the anime, before he became friends with Hori & Friends, if he ever felt like he had to burp at school he’d just find somewhere private and belch into his fist as quietly as he possibly could
Once he became friends with the group it got a lot harder for him to hide his burps so he kinds just has to turn his head to the side, press a fist against his closed mouth, and hope for the best
The first time it happened was probably before he and Hori actually started dating (during the awkward pining stage 💀)
He turned to the side and tried to muffle it as best as he possibly could but it ended up rumbling pretty deeply in his chest
Ishikawa immediately turned to him and went “DUUUUUDE WAS THAT YOU?!?!?” Followed by a cacophony of “THAT WAS MIYAMURA?!?!” From the rest of the group
And Miyamura probably goes “excuse me I’m so sorry” while avoiding eye contact
And Ishikawa responded with “Don’t be that was fucking sick”
As time went on (and he started dating Hori) he got more comfortable with his friends hearing him burp
He probably gets the most comfortable around Hori given she’s his partner
I also feel like she definitely rates his burps
Like i feel it so deep in my soul
So he kinda had to make peace with it
He absolutely still excuses himself EVERY SINGLE TIME though
His burps are very very belchy and pretty much impossible to effectively stifle
They’re gonna be audible every time
I feel like his stomach is kind sensitive too so it’s not hard for food to upset it
His upset stomach burps are definitely super gross sounding too
Like most people who hear him let those out don’t expect them to be coming from someone as pretty as he is 😭
Oftentimes it’s a bit of a Russian roulette as to what’ll upset his stomach too
He kinda just has to raw dog it and hope for the best
So a lotta times he’ll have dinner at Hori’s house and the food’ll make him bloat up but he’ll hide it till he and Hori go into her room because he doesn’t want to upset her mom
As soon as they get into Hori’s room he lays on her bed and she starts rubbing his puffed up abdomen (bc of course she noticed his discomfort immediately)
She’ll press the air out of his stomach as he holds a pillow over his face to try and keep any noise from escaping the confines of her bedroom
He definitely can burp on command
I don’t have anything to back that claim up I just feel it in my bones
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Going around asking some bb blogs but
Do you got a favorite end credits scene? :3
OH TYSM FOR ASKING there r a lot of them i rly love but here's a top 5 (ordered but not definite if that makes sense?)
this post got long sorry
s9e12 the helen hunt - THIS ONE IS SO CUTE i love when they let bob dance in the end credits and i also love gene + bob moments bc we don't rly get those. and the way everyone gets involved?? perfection. love it. absolute peak
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s12e11 touch of eval(uations) - probably my favourite in terms of music? especially since we barely get to hear calvin sing. also boblin dancing?? oh my god just look at them?? it's so good i love it
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s13e13 stop! or my mom will sleuth! - gene and tina episode believers (me) will be so starved for content of just these two they'll cling to these end credits for their life
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s9e15 the fresh princ-ipal - it's pesto in my pants cmon it's such a good song for no reason
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s4e2 fort night - there r SO many cute details in this. andy and ollie sharing and louise making tina trade then feeling bad about it r personal favs
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s10e15 yurty rotten scoundrels would be here too but i can't for the life of me find it uploaded anywhere. but i rly love the visuals in this one i love seeing them get creative w it. honestly probably a v close second favourite. sucks i couldn't find it uploaded anywhere (and my laptop is a BABY and doesn't like recording things. idk why so i can't even get the video myself)(i'm assuming bc the actual episode is v mid no one rewatches the episode enough to actually remember the credits)
also honourable mentions under the cut (there's a lot. like 45 episodes a lot. i got carried away and i really like the end credits leave me alone)
sorry for any overlays on the videos. i'm assuming it's so the uploader could avoid copyright
atp this list is just a personal catalogue. idk how it got so long i think i blacked out for 3 hours while writing this
s2e1 the belchies - i have no idea why jjr is animated so well here??
s2e4 burgerboss - i just rly like the music
s2e6 dr yap - probably the funniest end credits for me? it's definitely up there
s3e21 boyz 4 now - louise is just a girl god don't talk to me
s4e6 purple rain-union - this one's only here bc i rly like how gene and jen help louise onto the stage
s4e9 slumber party - one of my fav episodes i kinda have to put it here
s5e19 housetrap - why they don't let larry murphy sing more often is beyond me
s5e21 the oeder games - i mean cmon it's the oeder games
s6e3 the hauntening - it's just cute
s6e7 the gene and courtney show - courtney mentioned
s6e19 glued, where's my bob? - it's bad stuff happens in the bathroom. i can't leave it out
s7e8 ex machtina - tinimmy mentioned (in all seriousness jjr is animated v well in this sequence)
s7e16 eggs for days - teddy and linda singing god bless
s7e18 the laser-inth - BOB AND GENE MOMENT (also one of my fav episodes so it goes on here bc i'm biased)
s8e1 brunchsquatch - idc what anyone says i love this episode and i love that they made it (i do wonder if any of the ppl included r still actively in the fandom)
s8e4 sit me baby one more time - one of tina's best songs tbh
s8e5 thanks-hoarding - teddy and lin singing 10/10
s8e14 the trouble with doubles - good song and louise and gene r rly cute
s8e21 something old, something new, something bob caters for you - same as 0619 it's such a good song i can't just leave it out
s9e6 bobby drive - such a good song??
s9e7 i bob your pardon - another banger song
s9e9 UFO no you didn't - we need to see susmita more
s9e17 what about blob? - this song is so good the in universe characters don't get it
s9e22 yes without my zeke - i love when they experiment with the art direction
(there's a lack of s10 and s11 end credits uploaded to yt which SUCKS bc i rly like a lot of them so uh. use ur imagination)
s10e3 motor, she boat - gene fnaf jumpscare at the beginning but god i love louise's ears squashing down under hat 😭😭
s10e11 drumforgiven - gene is just so happy in this sequence god don't talk to me
s10e14 wag the song - one of the only times jjr sings the end credits song afaik? also love the limited colours
s10e21 local she-ro - cute linda and tina sequence
s10e22 prank you for being a friend - rudy is so happy here look at him
s11e1 dream a little bob of bob - TINA AND BOB MOMENT!!
s11e4 heartbreak hotel-oween - the way gene and louise peak out of the costume's window is rly cute
s11e6 bob belcher and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad kids - good song
s11e11 romancing the beef - cute boblin moment
s11e12 gift card or card trying - BABY BELCHERS
s12e3 the pumpkinening - gene seeing lin and gayle dancing then going to join them is just rly cute to me
s12e4 driving big dummy - yk the drill by now, if larry murphy sings it goes on the list
s12e7 loft in bedslation - v cute sequence; when they both fall asleep while making it >>
s12e13 frigate me knot - so catchy for no reason??
s12e21 eighth grade runner - u know i love some creative end credits
s13e5 so you stink you can dance - the lyrics r so cute?? also jjr looks rly good in black he should wear it more
s13e6 apple gore-chard! (but not gory) - louise and jessica r just kids god i love this sequence a lot (louisica bias)
s13e8 putts-giving - the only way i can describe why i love this so much is that it itches a scratch in my brain i didn't know was there
s13e14 these boots are made for stalking - love when they let bob dance in the end credits
s13e16 what a (april) fool believes - this song is so gay for no reason "you've got the chain i yearn to yank" dude fuck off
s13e22 amelia - come ON it's AMELIA it has to go on the list
s14e5 bully-ieve it or not - definitely recency bias but i rly like the song
#i ended up having to limit the honourable mentions to 5 per season bc i was writing too much LMAO#tried to limit it to 3 but seasons 8 9 and 13 were testing me (i failed)#shoutouts to s7e13. s8e8. s8e12. s9e8. s9e16. and s9e20. gone to the episode per season limit#ik s13 has 6 but i genuinely cannot choose which one to cut#if any links go to the wrong episodes shhhh no they don't#asks#fangomango#bob's burgers#rambles
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finally watched the bob's burgers movie on disney+
i would say that it's an extended bob's burgers episode, with a much darker turn. complete with FANTASTIC musical numbers (absolute bangers) we get to see large character development from louise - it almost feels like this whole movie is centered around louise's bunny ears /baby complex, which she works around by literally solving carnie dan's murder. the whole family tastes death (which we have seen before in episodes like the belchies and the wharferning) and other adversities causing the restaurant to go out of business, but as a classic sitcom, well, everything just turns out bob, resolved in a typical bob's burgers fashion, making it a lighthearted movie to watch.
we do see fantastic cameos by the iconic speedo guy, jimmy pesto. it's shocking that marshmallow and gayle weren't in the movie though, only appearing in the end credit scenes. but the movie moves the whole storyline of the show forward - with the introduction of bob's mom, and their restaurant dream (how it all started). looking forward to the season 13 premiere!
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Goth girl gas from the biggest goth moo mom must be something special huh?
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S-shush now! Everyone gets belchy everyone once in a while… some more than others, but that’s besides the point!
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My Favourite Bob’s Burgers Episodes (seasons 1-13)
This list will be updated whenever there are new episodes.
Season 1
Episode 2 - Crawl Space - funny
Episode 3 - Sacred Cow (funny)
Episode 4 - Sexy Dance Fighting (funny)
Episode 5 - Hamburger Dinner Theatre (funny)
Episode 6 - Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (funny)
Episode 7 - Bed & Breakfast (funny)
Episode 8 - Art Crawl (funny)
Episode 12 - Lobsterfest (funny)
Season 2
Episode 1 - The Belchies (funny)
Episode 2 - Bob Day Afternoon (funny)
Episode 4 - Burgerboss (funny)
Episode 5 - Food Truckin’ (funny)
Episode 6 - Dr Yap (funny)
Episode 7 - Moody Foodie (funny)
Episode 8 - Bad Tina (funny + siblings)
Season 3
Episode 1 - Ear-sy Rider (funny)
Episode 2 - Full Bars (funny)
Episode 3 - Bob Fires The Kids (funny)
Episode 4 - Mutiny On The Windbreaker (funny)
Episode 7 - Tinarannosaurus Wrecks (funny)
Episode 8 - The Unbearable Like-Likeness Of Gene (siblings)
Episode 11 - Nude Beach (funny)
Episode 13 - My Fuzzy Valentine (funny)
Episode 14 - Lindapendent Woman (funny)
Episode 15 - O.T.: The Outside Toilet (funny)
Episode 16 - Topsy (siblings)
Episode 17 - Two For Tina (funny + love triangle situation + jealousy)
Episode 21 - Boys 4 Now (siblings)
Episode 22 - Carpe Museum (funny)
Episode 23 - The Unnatural (funny)
Season 4
Episode 1 - The River Runs Through Bob (funny + siblings)
Episode 3 - Seaplane! (funny)
Episode 5 - Turkey In A Can (funny)
Episode 7 - Bob & Deliver (funny & family)
Episode 8 - Christmas In The Car (funny)
Episode 9 - Slumber Party (funny + siblings)
Episode 11 - Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (funny + siblings + family)
Episode 13 - Mazel Tina (funny + siblings)
Episode 18 - Ambergris (funny + siblings)
Episode 21 - Wharf Horse (funny + siblings)
Season 5
Episode 2 - Tina & The Real Ghost (funny + siblings)
Episode 3 - Friends With Burger-Fits (funny)
Episode 4 - Dawn Of The Peck (funny)
Episode 7 - Tina Tailor Soldier Spy (funny + siblings)
Episode 8 - Midday Run (funny + siblings + Tina being badass)
Episode 10 - Late Afternoon In The Garden Of Bob & Louise (funny)
Episode 14 - Li’l Hard Dad (funny + siblings)
Episode 16 - The Runway Club (funny + siblings)
Episode 17 - The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee (funny)
Episode 19 - Housetrap (funny)
Episode 21 - The Oeder Games (funny + Tina & Zeke & Jimmy Jr)
Season 6
Episode 2 - The Land Ship (funny + siblings)
Episode 6 - The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle & Her Lover (funny + siblings)
Episode 8 - Sexy Dance Healing (funny)
Episode 9 - Sacred Couch (funny)
Episode 10 - Lice Things Are Lice (funny)
Episode 17 - The Horse Rider-Er (funny + family)
Episode 18 - Glued, Where’s My Bob? (funny)
Season 7
Episode 2 - Sea Me Now (funny + siblings + family)
Episode 3 - Teen-a Witch (funny + siblings)
Episode 4 - They Serve Horses, Don’t They? (funny + siblings)
Episode 6 - The Quirk-Ducers (siblings)
Episode 8 - Ex Machtina (funny + siblings)
Episode 9 - Bob Actually (funny + Tina & Jimmy Jr)
Episode 11 - A Few ‘gurt Men (funny)
Episode 13 - The Grand Mama-pest Hotel (funny)
Episode 15 - Ain’t Miss Debatin’ (funny)
Episode 16 - Eggs For Days (funny)
Episode 20 - Mom, Lies & Videotape (funny)
Episode 21 - Paraders Of The Lost Float (funny)
Episode 22 - Into The Mild (funny)
Season 8
Episode 1 - Brunchsquatch (funny)
Episode 2 - Silence Of The Louise (funny)
Episode 3 - The Wolf Of Wharf Street (funny)
Episode 4 - Sit Me Baby One More Time (funny)
Episode 5 - Thanks-Hoarding (funny)
Episode 6 - The Bleakening Part 1 (funny)
Episode 7 - The Bleakening Part 2 (funny)
Episode 8 - V for Valentine-Detta (funny + family)
Episode 11 - Sleeping With The Frenemy (funny)
Episode 12 - The Hurt Soccer (funny)
Episode 13 - Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene (funny)
Episode 14 - The Trouble With Doubles (funny)
Episode 15 - Go Tina On The Mountain (funny + siblings)
Episode 18 - As I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Ramps (funny + siblings)
Episode 19 - Mo Mommy Mo Problems (funny + siblings)
Episode 20 - Mission Impos-slug-ble (funny + siblings)
Episode 21 - Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters For You (funny)
Season 9
Episode 2 - The Taking Of Funtime One Two Three (funny)
Episode 5 - Live & Let Fly (funny)
Episode 6 - Bobby Driver (funny)
Episode 7 - I Bob Your Pardon (funny)
Episode 8 - Roller? I Hardly Know Her! (funny)
Episode 9 - UFO No You Didn’t (funny + siblings)
Episode 11 - Lorenzo’s Oil? No, Linda’s (funny)
Episode 12 - The Helen Hunt (funny)
Episode 14 - Every Which Way But Goose (funny + siblings)
Episode 15 - The Fresh Princ-ipal (funny)
Episode 16 - Roamin’ Bob-iday (funny)
Episode 17 - What About Blob? - funny
Episode 19 - Long Time Listener, First Time Bob - funny
Episode 20 - The Gene Mile - funny + Tina being a badass
Episode 21 - PTA It Ain’t So - funny
Episode 22 - Yes Without My Zeke - funny + Tina being funny/badass
Season 10
Episode 1 - The Ring (but not scary) - funny
Episode 2 - Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus - funny
Episode 7 - Land Of The Loft - funny
Episode 8 - Now We’re Not Cooking With Gas - funny
Episode 9 - All That Gene (funny)
Episode 10 - Have Yourself A Maily Linda Christmas (funny + siblings)
Episode 13 - Three Girls & A Little Wharfy (funny)
Episode 15 - Yurty Rotten Scoundrels (funny) (“I miss Tina”)
Episode 16 - Flat Top-O’ The Morning To Ya (funny) (“I hate all of you, except maybe Tina”)
Episode 18 - Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap (funny)
Episode 21 - Local She-ro (funny)
Season 11
Episode 1 - Dream A Little Bob Of Bob (funny)
Episode 2 - Worms Of In-Rear-Ment (funny)
Episode 4 - Heartbreak Hotel-Oween (funny + siblings)
Episode 6 - Bob Belcher and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids (funny + siblings)
Episode 10 - Yachty Or Nice (funny)
Episode 12 - Die Card, Or Card Trying (funny)
Episode 13 - An Incon-wheelie-ent Truth (funny)
Episode 14 - Mr Lonely Farts (funny)
Episode 15 - Sheshank Redemption (funny)
Episode 16 - Y Tu Tina Tambien (funny + siblings)
Episode 17 - Fingers-loose (funny + siblings)
Episode 18 - Fender Benderful (funny)
Episode 19 - Bridge Over Troubled Rudy (funny + siblings)
Episode 20 - Steal Magazine-olias (funny + siblings)
Episode 21 - Tell Me Dumb Thing Good (funny)
Season 12
Episode 1 - Manic Pixie Crap Show (funny)
Episode 2 - Crystal Mess (funny)
Episode 3 - The Pumpkinening (funny)
Episode 4 - Big Dummy (funny)
Episode 5 - Seven-Tween Again (funny)
Episode 6 - Beach, Please (funny)
Episode 7 - Lost In Bedslation (funny)
Episode 8 - Stuck In The Kitchen With You (funny)
Episode 9 - FOMO You Didn’t (funny + siblings)
Episode 10 - Gene’s Christmas Break (funny)
Episode 11 - Touch Of Eval(uations) - funny
Episode 12 - Ferry on My Wayward Bob & Linda (funny)
Episode 13 - Frigate Me Knot (funny)
Episode 14 - Video Killed The Gene-io Star (funny + siblings)
Episode 15 - Ancient Misbehavin’ (funny)
Episode 16 - Interview with a Pop-Pop-Pire (funny)
Episode 17 - Spider House Rules (funny)
Episode 18 - Clear and Present Ginger (funny)
Episode 19 - A-Sprout A Boy (funny)
Episode 20 - Sauce Side Story (funny)
Episode 21 - Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade (funny + siblings + family)
Episode 22 - Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-Bot Day (funny + siblings + family)
Season 13
Episode 1 - To Bob, or Not To Bob (funny + siblings)
Episode 2 - The Reeky Lake Show (funny)
Episode 4 - Comet-Y Of Errors (funny)
Episode 5 - So You Stink You Can Dance (funny + Tina and Zeke)
Episode 8 - Putts-giving (funny + siblings + “I miss Tina”)
Episode 11 - Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang (funny + siblings)
Episode 12 - Oh Row You Didn’t (funny)
Episode 13 - Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth! (funny)
Episode 14 - These Boots Were Made For Stalking (funny)
Episode 15 - The Show (and Tell) Must Go On (funny + siblings)
Episode 16 - What a (April) Fool Believes (funny)
Episode 17 - Crows Encounters Of The Bird Kind (funny)
Episode 18 - Gift Card or Buy Trying (funny + siblings)
Episode 20 - Radio No You Didn’t (funny)
Episode 21 - Mother Author Laser Pointer (funny)
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#oh this morning gets better and better#boss scheduled one of his repair guys to come in on the same day as me without telling me#this one smokes like a chimney and doesn't do the basic courtesy of picking just one spot to smoke#so today i'm absolutely *surrounded* by that lovely stench#my mom doesn't have a cell phone & we needed a bunch of food today so she's prob out all day...so i'm kinda stuck#also this particular dude talks on top of me when I try to ask boss a question because he has absolutely zero respect for women#(i mean boss is iffy on this issue anyway but he has **nothing** on this dude)#lovely...2 rude belchy smokey old men who insist that they have nothing to do with the world's problems#p.s. i don't have medical training so i can't do much if something happens to either of them - also...like...that's not what i signed up for#these fucking microscopes better actually sell...it's the only reason i'm still staying#(this whole saga started because the guy claimed he had things worth putting on consignment for ebay#i'm somewhat fluent in ebay but not at all the stuff he's selling...beyond the fact that he's using the wrong strategy entirely#so it's been ridiculously complicated...not to mention the shitty office conditions etc etc etc#i just got a consignment bump in my check today for $60 but that was for **six fucking months of sales**#he only pays me minimum wage because the state says he has to)#i think my fam would prefer that i stayed on until i make it to the 3-year mark but fuck that entirely#i can't make it until fucking *april*#i'm gonna be goddamned emaciated if i push for that long#i'm having trouble keeping a damn weight#i'm not in true medical trouble yet but my eating hasn't been this screwy for this long in......***ever??***#personal#firjii shitposts#not da
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Hello Again-Bowers Gang Imagine
Request: Anonymous: Is there a chance you could write a oneshot of either the reader or (sane) Henry, Vic, and Reggie seeing that zombie Patrick for the first time? Would they be scared? Disturbed? Shaken? Sad maybe? Thanks, and love you
A/N: I am so sorry for the long wait, thank you for being so patient with me anon. 💕 Past Pat X Reader will be implied along with slight current Henry X Reader, but I figured these wouldn't be considered warnings And yes if you have seen the post before you know that those are my fcs for adult Vic and Belch in the combo gif I made.
Warnings: None
It was late at night you went to get water when you heard a low growling noise and some rustling. It made your heart race, but you assumed it was just some animal fight outside. That was until you heard the gurgles turn into a familiar eerie tone.
"Baaaaaaaby. You miss me?" the voice sent shivers down your spine and before you can place it the light flicks on.
Your face shifts to pure terror as you see a zombified version of your first boyfriend in front of you. He was on all fours smiling with an eye and some teeth missing, you back away feeling both terrified and slightly heartbroken.
"P-Pat?" you question shakily.
The zombie smile grows as it crawls towards you. With your water in hand you ran as fast as you can to your room, quickly shutting the door behind you.You see Henry shifting before he looks to you sleepily.
"You okay?"
"Uh....yeah....yeah I just....saw the raccoons fighting in the bushes again I thought it was something else."
"It spook ya?"
"A bit it's just real late."
"Come ere."
You get into bed and Henry pulls you close to him,holding you tight. It wasn't easy, but after calming down your breathing a bit you finally start to drift off.But that peace and serenity throughout the house was soon to be disrupted again. It was about two hours later.
Henry started to toss and turn, growing hot, he got out if bed. He figured since he had to kinda pee anyways he might as well. After doing his business, he leaned down to splash some cold water on his face. That is when the growling started he looked around to try and find it's source.
The shower curtain flew open and there was the zombified version of his former pain in the ass right hand. Fear shot through him, there was no way this was real. It had to be his minds fucking with him.
"Hockstetter?" he asks.
It smiles and begins to slither towards him.In a broken vocal chord and eerie sounding tone it opened it's mouth.
"You steal my girl Bowers?"
Henry's face distorts in disgust at the thing before switching to rage.
"Fuck you," he screams at it.
The zombie smiled showing off it's awful rotted and missing teeth, and out of what seemed like thin air pulled out something awfully familiar looking. It was Henry's old switchblade.
"My knife," Henry says now in awe of it.
Henry manages to take the switch blade, stabbing the zombified Hockstetter through the head and books it back to your room. The slam of the door making you wake up to see Henry looking panicked and holding something.
"I know what you fuckin' saw!"
"What?"
"It was a damn zombie version of Patrick wasn't it?"
"How do yo-"
"Fucker cornered me in the bathroom. But on the upside I got my knife back," he smiles twirling it.
He closes the switchblade, putting it on the bedside table to keep it close in case it came back.
The haunting was far from over though his next target was none other than Vic. Vic had been the only one to actually partially leave Derry, he went to college, but came back to town after a while to look after his parents, they may not have been the most attentive, but he still loved them.
He got a job at the record store in town, and was soon going to be promoted to manager. Even now at 42 he still dyed his hair, the bleaching stopped awhile ago, now it was a more natural blonde now.
He was going back to the stock room to get a few boxes of new records that came in, when he heard strange noises. He shook it off at first, until he heard a voice he hadn't in years.
"Viiiiicky," it cooed.Vic jumped turning around to face a flesh rotted version of his former main nuisance and friend.
Disturbance flooded his body along with a slight twinge of guilt since he always felt bad that he and the guys never went to look for him. It slithered towards him, and fast as he could with the boxes in his arms and locked the closet.
"Hey Lenny I'm goin on my break!" Vic shouts to the manager.
"Cool, see ya in an hour!"Vic hightails it out of there, knowing exactly where to go. But of course "Patrick" beat him there.
It was the local mechanic shop. Of course he was on his way to pay a visit to none other than the mom of the gang Belch Huggins. Although aside from his poor choices in friends he really turned his reputation around town.
Staying around for community college, helping out his mother, and working at the shop since before graduation. At this point he owned it he had put in that much work there and boy did all that heavy lifting show.
Now at 42 he was one tall wall of pure muscle. Of course he could look even more intimidating now then back then if it weren't for the fact he was still just a giant teddy bear.
He was currently under a car that had just come in when the growling had started. He slid out and looked around.
"Hello?" he called out.
Only seconds later to get filled with panic, terror, and a bit of sadness when he saw a zombie version of his former best friend and main concern as the "mom" staring back at him.
"Hey there Belchy boy," it tells him though that disgusting mouth of its as it slithers its way to him.
Reggie does a quick once over around the shop, finding a screwdriver he thinks fast stabbing it in the eye. He spirits to his office and locks the door, only opening it when the growling stopped.
He catches his breath as he sees you, Henry, and Vic all coming towards the door.
"We need to talk," Vic says.
"Yeah we fuckin’ do. You see the fucker too?" Henry asks.
"You mean P-Patrick?"
"So you have seen him?"
"Yeah just chased me through the shop bit ago what about you guys?"
"The stock room a few hours ago"
"Our apartment last night me in the kitchen and him in the bathroom."
"Are we collectively going fucking crazy here or something?" you panic.
"Wait I think I think I know what this means," Henry says as he puts together the pieces.
"What?," Vic questions.
"It means that god damn fucking clown that almost ruined my fuckin' life is back," Henrys seethes.
"You mean the same one that fucking terrorized me?" you wonder
"Yeah."
"Well whose to say if we can make it disappear or that if we kill it we'll stop seeing that thing," Belch plots.
"Makes sense," Vic adds as Henry nods.
"Alright then. Let's go kill a fucking clown," Henry states as you figure out a game plan to stop the terror once and for all.
Of course having no clue that the ones meant to truly take him down returned to town last night.
#it 2017#it chapter 2#the bowers gang#henry bowers#henry bowers imagine#henry bowers x reader#nicholas hamilton#teach grant#patrick hockstetter#patrick hockstetter imagine#patrick hockstetter x reader#owen teague#victor criss#victor criss imagine#logan thompson#belch huggins#belch huggins imagine#jake sim
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Hinata letting herself go after marriage to become a fat and unashamedly belchy mom
Already a glutton, no longer having to train and letting loose allowed the bashful wallflower to grow in size and even in confidence... It was completely okay for her to gorge... Even letting her belches just rattle out freely, relieving any pressure that might have mounted up.
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*I poor 3 liters of soda down Inko's throat and shake her belly like crazy once it's all in there*
Inko has now evolved into loud belchy mom!
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More Bob’s Burgers Headcanons For Tina and Zeke Because Why Not!
Tina:
1. Her full first name is Martina which makes her Martina Ruth Belcher. Linda thought the name Martina was a good idea at the time, until it wasn't. Now she is forever known as Tina except for her birth certificate and other legal documents.
2. Her eyes are blue (I don't care that Tina's eyes were brown in the Archer episode, I'm going with her blue eye color that was revealed in the Bob's Burgers story, "The Makeup".
3. Tina has a hard time with romance at her age because she loves the longing. Even when drama happens in her romance she secretly is okay with the negative outcomes because it fuels her limerence. That's why she struggled with asking Jimmy Jr. to be official with her in the movie. She was so afraid of him saying yes because then things would become real and she wouldn't have her limerance to fall back on anymore once the real Jimmy Jr killed fantasy Jimmy Jr for good.
She fears having trouble finding romance in the mundane and never being satisfied because of all the fantasy hours she built up over the years. With Jimmy Jr finding her barrettecklace though, she realizes she's willing to try and move past her limerence because she learns that she can still find romance even in the smallest gestures. It may not be the Romeo and Juliet, star-crossed lovers drama she always wanted, but it was hers and she would be okay with that.
4. Another reason for her limerence is because she fears once things become real for her, they will be gone in an instant once the guy decides she wasn't enough. At least in her fantasy she can believe she will always be enough, the apple of her dream boy's eyes, and she will never have to worry about being tossed aside like trash.
5. After her break up with Jimmy Jr. around the end of high school, she vows to never put in as many fantasy hours for a boy as she did for him at least until she's sure she's safe to do so. She just can't handle that pain anymore. She still will be boy crazy, she just has a limit to how long she will fantasize about her crushes before she dates them now.
6. She has a box full of wedding plans/ideas for herself and her whole family, even Bob and Linda just in case they ever have the money to want to renew their vows with a fancier wedding. Gayle is also included as well.
7. As she gets older, she slowly starts dating more guys against her type of tall, skinny guys with long necks, perfectly shaped butts, and accents because she desperately doesn't want to end up like Gayle all because she had too high standards.
8. Tina's birthday is July 8th, 2008, I will accept nothing else. (Blame the Bob's Burger wiki for saying that it was her birthday! It's gone now but it was there! I refuse to let go that Tina, a character I kin has the same birthday as me! XD)
9. Tina is autistic but undiagnosed. That's not breaking new ground but that's my headcanon.
10. Tina grows up to be the smallest of the Belcher kids. She's slightly smaller than Linda while Gene is his mom's height while Louise is the tallest in between Bob's and Linda's height.
11. When Tina is 16 she will juggle working at her family restaurant, babysitting, and at a book store to afford college or whatever if she decides not to go to college. She has her hands full especially when she still has two more years of school.
Zeke:
1. Zeke's full name is Ezekiel Anthony Connor.
2. His birthday is March 11th, 2008 ( March 11th is the release date of "The Belchies", Zeke's first appearance. I couldn't use Bobby Tisdale's birthday because I couldn't find it so this was the next best thing).
3. Zeke's grandma's name is Daniella and his grandpa was named Anthony.
4. He was raised mostly by his grandparents until his grandpa died and his grandma couldn't take care of him anymore and had to be put in a home.
5. Curt from Bob's flashback in "Two for Tina" is Zeke's 44-year-old brother (assuming it's a half-brother) because I think it's funny and they share a voice actor.
6. Zeke's dad is a con artist that sells cheaply made crap of all kinds and that's why they moved around a lot. Zeke's dad would be good at what he does since it is revealed he owns a jacuzzi tub in "Tina and the Real Ghost". Though he could be bad at it and just squanders his money anyway instead of providing for his kid.
7. Zeke's mom was held back 4 times in school (if Harold from Hey Arnold can do it then so can she lol). She was 21 when she went to prom and was pregnant with Zeke. Still creepy as heck for a hypothetical 46-year-old to impregnate a 21 to 22-year-old, but not illegal. (I'm assuming Curt was born when Zeke's dad was 15 to be generous)
8. Zeke was an unwanted pregnancy. I can see Zeke's mom as a gold digger that was tricked into thinking Zeke's dad was more wealthy than he actually was. Zeke's mom wanted the easy way out because she was doing terribly in school and thought Zeke's dad could be her way in. She got pregnant by accident and neither of them was ready for it. Zeke's parents got married and tried to make it work but they just didn't work as a couple. Zeke's dad got more custody than Zeke's mom in the divorce because he seemed slightly more stable at the time.
9. Before Cheryl, not a day went by without Zeke's dad making Zeke feel like a screw-up. No matter how much he tries to help with his dad's business, it's never enough.
10. Zeke's relationship with his mom is not much better. She acts like she loves him but he can tell she's only doing what she thinks a mother is supposed to do and going through the motions. He can't help but feel that all she can see in him was her own mistakes. He still tries to see the best in both of his parents because he would go insane otherwise.
11. Zeke's grandparents were the few good role models in Zeke's home life. Cheryl, Zeke's stepmom later on would help get his dad's act together and Zeke will be forever grateful to her for that. She still has an issue with alcohol and is a shopaholic, but she is more present in Zeke's life than his bio mom is.
12. Zeke gets his love language from his grandparents.
13. Zeke has undiagnosed ADHD which explains his impulse control problem and why he gets bored very easily in "Tina and the Real Ghost".
14. Zeke grows up to be as tall as Bob but still shorter than Jimmy Jr. He's still stocky but his muscles balance out his stocky physique. He doesn't have a problem with being a big guy and is comfortable with himself. Just don't ask him why he's been putting more on his glutes lately because you won't get an answer. Definitely doing it for himself and not for anybody else yes siree bob.
15. At 16, Zeke would volunteers to help cover for Tina at Bob's Burgers during the times she's doing either at her book store job or babysitting job.
16. Zeke has green eyes.
Anyway, that's all. I tried to do more headcanons for them as characters rather shippy headcanons. Though a bit slipped through the cracks for both of them.
Here's the height chart to compare the heights.
(Blue Bob is supposed to be Jimmy Sr Pesto's height but I guess like the show I'm trying to erase the character's existence on a subconscious level. XD)
Figures come from here. http://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml
When I think I'm done with the headcanons they just keep coming for some reason. Fingers crossed that I'm not too off base when it comes to Zeke's family. I'm basically placing my bets that his bio parents are terrible people and only his grandparents and Cheryl were good to him. I would hate to be eating crow later. XD
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Mike and Jason at Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving-time! It’s a little early, but I’ll have another (better?) treat to post a bit closer to the actual day. It’s not the Stucky novella, though, so don’t get your hopes up quite yet.
I’ve combined prompt #15 from the 100 prompts list with a scenario I’ve had in my head for ages. This one features Mike and Jason, who are possibly my fave OCs at the moment.
Huge trigger warning for self-induced vomiting in a situation that is simultaneously ED-related and NOT ED-related. Honestly, you’ll have to read it to understand it, but for me it’s really real and really relatable, and I hope it’s not too overwhelmingly dark and/or stressful.
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Mike lays curled on her side on the floor of her childhood bedroom, staring up at the blank white walls and lamenting the fate of her old WNBA posters. She’s barely been out of the house two years, and not even permanently at that. She’s still expected to trek back to her parents’ home for holidays and summer vacations. It seems the least they can do is to leave her a tiny bit of herself in this supposedly personal space. But it would be beyond their current care factor.
Dinner had been a disaster, hence Mike’s current posture. Why aren’t you in therapy? had kicked off the conversation over appetizers, the turkey had been carved to threats to cut off the housing allowance, and mashed potatoes doled out along with explicit expectations of exactly how much of each food Mike was to eat.
“Jason didn’t get any green beans,” Mike’d pointed out. Her brother had shot her an ugly face, and their mother’d just turned to pull pies out of the oven. But then he’d made it up to her by snagging Mike’s roll off her plate when no one was looking.
Jason’s high position in Mike’s mind starts to fall, though, when he calls her name over a soft knock on her bedroom door. The knob turns and the door creaks inward, the corner of it clipping Mike’s head and adding to her physical misery. But maybe having a headache is good. It gives her a better reason to be nauseous.
“Ow. Fuck,” Mike complains, not moving from her sprawl.
“Jesus. What’re you doing?” Jason retracts the door a few inches and leans his head inside.
“Nothing. Dying.”
“Well, you better hurry up because Mom wants you to come downstairs and taste-test her cookie dough or something,” Jason says.
“Fuck.” Mike draws her legs further toward her torso, gathering static from the plush carpet. “Why can’t you do that?”
“Because she’s…being a bitch,” Jason whispers, admitting what they both know.
“It’s another fucking test,” Mike mumbles. Eggs and sausage for breakfast, grilled cheese for lunch, then stuffed dates and the whole goddamn dinner spread, cooked with butter and cream and everything rich and calorically expensive…wasn’t that enough? She knows logically the servings were reasonable, but it does nothing to suppress the reflux bubbling in her throat. She takes a deep inhalation and wills the dizzying nausea to dissipate.
“Mike?”
She lets out her breath. “Don’t fucking throw me under the bus with her.”
“What do you want me to do?” Jason asks desperately.
“Make Dad do it. Leave me alone.”
“Dad just asked me if my relationship with Colby is ‘serious,’” Jason says. “I said maybe, and I walked away. I’m not going back down there right now.” He gives an awkward nervous laugh.
Mike swallows her stomach back down to its rightful place. Guilt increases her inner turmoil; she’s currently wearing one of Colby’s festive and slightly frayed blue and green plaid shirts with light-wash skinny jeans. Light wash because they might make her bony thighs look a tad fuller. Not that they’ve done much good fooling her mother, though. “I…I can’t right now,” she says softly. “I just…can’t.”
“Hey, I’m not here to, like, torture you or anything,” Jason says, his voice caught between irritation and genuine concern. “What’s wrong? Besides mom.”
“Nothing,” Mike says. She rolls so her knees are on the ground with her torso draped over them and her forehead on the floor. She breathes down the collar of her shirt and wills the roiling of her stomach to let up.
“Yeah, right,” Jason says. He pushes the door open another few inches and squats in the doorway a foot or so from Mike’s shoulder. “I’m serious. Stop being a jerk and talk to me.”
Mike pauses for a moment. “I don’t feel good,” she whispers to her knees. She can feel the skin of her stretched stomach sitting on her denim-clad legs. Mike experimentally clenches her abdominal muscles, which makes her feel slightly less enormous, but also sends her gulping down rising bile.
“Like, really, or just…I don’t know…in your head?” Jason’s tone makes it clear it isn’t a dig. But it doesn’t do much to keep him from sounding as ill-informed as their father.
“Like I’m gonna fucking puke all over this fucking carpet,” Mike growls, shoving herself to standing and wrapping both arms around her stomach. She fights vertigo on the way up and pauses to steady herself with a shoulder pressed to the wall.
“Hey, breathe for a second, I’m sure you’ll be ok.” Jason jumps to his feet and tries to put a comforting hand on Mike’s back, but she brushes past him and steps down the hall toward the bathroom.
Mike uncoils one hand from her middle to shut the door behind her, but Jason inserts a hand to stop her. “Leave me alone,” she breathes. Disgrace foams up her throat and crumples her face.
“What are you doing?” Jason asks seriously. He locks his dark brown eyes on Mike’s greener set.
“Just…just stop,” Mike whispers.
Jason shakes his head. His arm falls to his side, and Mike presses the door closed. She turns the lock with a satisfying click.
Mike isn’t sure if she’s going to sob or retch, but she knows she needs to settle in front of the toilet. She heaves as soon as she’s down, but all that comes up is spit. Which is ridiculous, because she can feel every ounce of everything she’s eaten since dawn pressing up against the base of her throat.
The nausea makes her hairline damp, the back of her neck sticky. Mike’s hands and feet feel freezing compared to the wet heat rising from her core. She retches again in a disgusting, belchy way and watches clear snotty fluid fall into the toilet water.
“Godfuckingdamnit,” she whispers under her breath. It has to happen. It has to happen now. If Mike sits here wallowing in nausea for another minute, she’s going to die. Have a brain aneurysm and keel over on the bathroom floor because every inch of her is screaming in pain and clammy sweat.
She shoves her right sleeve up to the elbow and looks down at her trembling hand. It’s not about calories or fats or even the size of her bloated stomach. She just wants a second of relief from the horrendous feeling tearing around inside her, and she knows exactly what to do about it.
Mike jams her index finger unceremoniously down her throat. She pulls back as soon as she feels a mush of stomach contents wash over her hand. It’s thick and disgusting and hard to get up, the result of too much food and too little fluid, but she rides the next couple heaves and feels the pressure inside her lessen.
Fresh sweat of relief beads on Mike’s brow as she breaks off coughing for a moment. Then she retches again, all on her own, and the tang of cranberry sauce mixes with the sourness of stomach acid, making her wince and screw up her eyes, which are dripping hot tears down her cheekbones.
Mike tears off a ream of toilet paper and uses it to wipe her face, then to remove the gunk of mucous and vomit from her hand. She tosses it shakily into the toilet and flushes away the mess, then sits back on her heels for a second. The beginnings of dehydration have her head throbbing in time with her heartbeat, and shame ignites a blush in Mike’s ashen cheeks.
It’s not like that, Mike tells herself. She didn’t keep her hand pressed down against the back of her tongue until only yellow bile came up. She let her body do things…normal bodily functions…naturally. For the most part.
“You’re. Fine.” Mike pronounces it with as much force as she can with her hoarse and quivering vocal sound. She shoves roughly to her feet, using the edge of the countertop to hold her up under a little residual vertigo.
Mike brutally scrubs her hands with the sickeningly floral scented hand soap, then splashes cool tap water over her puffy face. Her eyes are red, but not bloodshot. It looks more like she’s just been crying. Which, to be honest, she has been. But just a little.
She breathes into a towel for a second, then unlocks the bathroom door. Mike intends to retreat back to her old bedroom, but she nearly trips over Jason, who’s sitting on the floor of the hall with his knees to his chest.
“What?” Mike snaps at him, her voice shot.
“Mike.” It’s a sad whisper.
“I threw up. So fucking what?”
“I know,” Jason says, staring at Mike’s hand, then into her face.
Mike balls her fists. “No, you don’t.”
“I…It sounds different. You have to know that. You have to know I know that.”
“You’re a fucking perv,” Mike spits. She passes Jason’s crouched form and heads for her room. “You know nothing about me.” She thinks about explaining it to the details, describing the degree of grossness until Jason’s face pales and goes green around the edges, but footsteps are coming up the stairs.
“Stay away from me,” Mike threatens. She swings open her door and slams it shut, turning the lock. She leans her head against the thin wood, feeling her eyes prickle with tears again.
“Where’s your sister?” Mike hears her mother’s voice ask.
“In her room,” Jason answers with what seems to be the verbal equivalent of a shrug. “Said her stomach hurt. Like, cramps or something.”
Mike freezes and lets out her breath in a slow, shaky gust. She hasn’t had a menstrual cycle in 18 months. She doesn’t know whether her brother’s aware of that or not, but, as she listens to her mother’s footsteps retreat back down the stairs, Mike thinks perhaps Jason does know her just the right amount.
#oc fic#ocs#my ocs#mike & co#mike deangeles#jason deangeles#family issues#thanksgiving#sickfic#angst#emeto#emetophilia#eating disoder tw#but also not really?#it's complicated
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I Just Threw All Logic Out of the Window for This Headcanon!
I can't believe it. I just figured out Zeke's likely stepmom and now I'm throwing it all away for a headcanon that's definitely never going to be canon simply because it's more fun. XD
Okay, you know how Zeke loves giving people nicknames. Well, what if Cheryl is a nickname and not her official name?
I also found out that the owner of the flower shop next to Jimmy Pesto's restaurant is named Charlotte. Cheryl can easily be a nickname for Charlotte.
So because I want to capitalize on this character's name, regardless of how logical it is. Charlotte is Cheryl and blue blouse lady is Zeke's bio mom, redesigned from the Belchies one.
Charlotte being Zeke's stepmom could add more reasons as to why he was passionate about the bees dying in "UFO No You Didn't" aside from the fact his grandma told the state of the bees.
It also has the potential to play into his view of weeds in "Bob Actually" when he pitched weeds are the right plant growing in the wrong place.
Also, if she's the kind of person that can name her business "The Petalphile" I can see her as the person that has no issue marrying somebody decades older than her. lol
There's still the issue most likely never seeing Charlotte around with a baby (as far as I know) since it's established that Cheryl recently gave birth to a baby in season 2.
Charlotte is still very much a blank slate though and as long as she doesn't have any concrete bg details that can kill this headcanon, I can easily explain it away. We even had a chance to see Charlotte's house in "The Bleakening" but never did because they skipped over her after we saw Marshmellow.
It also could add lore to how Zeke and JJ became friends. While Zeke's dad is busy flirting with Charlotte at the flower shop, Zeke could go over next door to Pesto's and hangs out with Jimmy Jr and thus becomes friends in and outside school.
Anyway, despite all the potential for this idea, I'm still aware it's very unlikely and prepared to eventually see it become impossible in canon.
I love flowers and I just think the idea of Zeke having a florist stepmom that's next door to his best friend's dad's business could be a fun idea.
Anyway, until my train of thought crashes and explodes upon the wall of canon, this is the route I'm taking.
#Bob's Burgers#Zeke#Charlotte#Cheryl#headcanon#This definitely will make me keep an even bigger eye on Charlotte in the bg to make sure if the headcanon is doa or not#For what it's worth Charlotte is sitting next to Bob and Linda during the Quirky Turkey play in the Quirkducers#So I could play as her being there for Zeke so that's something lol#Now I just need to find a name for Zeke's bio parents.
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How long has RJ had such an overinflated spare tire?
He’s always had a bit of a gut, donning quite the bottom-heavy figure as a result of his mom’s generous, girth ‘genetics’. Though the bloated, spare tire that’s currently hanging off his midsection is a result of constant encouragement from a certain someone, excessive snacking habits, and his insatiable sweet tooth that he can’t stop when it begins to crave some calorie-dense, sugary delights or confectionaries.
It’s a soft, plush, and toasty sphere that’s ripe for cuddling and kisses! Just careful about jostling it too much, he tends to get belchy after eating. But when a cute tummy like his has trouble fitting into shirts or tops, slivers of the pale flab seeping from beneath the hem, who wouldn’t wanna rub and snuggle it?
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Yep, it's been biologically proven that mom's get very gassy while pregnant. It's because your digestion slows down due to progesterone relaxing your muscles to support your pregnancy, so the gas builds up. You'd be a such a sexy, fat, belchy momma Azure lmao
Huh, today I learned, I guess. Neat.
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Steve/Bucky Drabble: Childhood Illness (MCU Captain America Sickfic)
I wrote this ages ago and completely forgot I had it... Enjoy.
Contains vomiting.
They’re huddled in the corner of Miss Ellis’s classroom, attempting to make headway on the assigned multiplication problems. Bucky’s pushed their desks face-to-face under the window, away from the other sets of students attacking the same task. Their papers are strewn haphazardly over the scratched wood.
Normally partner work is the perfect excuse for laughing and doodling and generally not working, but Bucky and Steve are unusually quiet today. Bucky’s nimble fingers are leafing through his textbook searching for some examples to copy down, and Steve’s slumped over his section of desk.
“Are you on the right page?” Bucky asks. He glances at his friend and realizes Steve doesn’t even have his book open. “Are you gonna work on this?”
Steve lets his head flop onto Bucky’s elbow. His forehead is warm against Bucky’s skin, and he lets out a quiet groan.
“You ok, Stevie?”
“I’m fine,” Steve mumbles.
“I thought you liked math,” Bucky says.
“Naw, you like math.”
Bucky abandons his book and combs his fingers through Steve’s hair instead. “Come on, what’s wrong?” They’ve been friends long enough that Bucky has a decent idea of what’s wrong, but he also knows well enough that Steve doesn’t appreciate being babied.
Steve’s mouth is completely obscured in Bucky’s arm, so it comes out garbled when he finally admits, “Don’t feel good.”
“Huh,” Bucky says. He reaches out for the back of Steve’s neck, which is as blisteringly warm as his face. “Does your head hurt? Or your stomach?”
“Stomach,” Steve groans.
“Do you want to go to the infirmary?” Bucky asks. “I’m sure the nurse could help you. Or phone your mom.”
“No…” Steve refuses. “I went to the nurse yesterday…”
“That’s ‘cause you had a bloody nose. This is totally different. I bet you got a fever. She’ll know you ain’tfaking.”
“James Barnes, what have I said about using proper language?” Miss Ellis materializes at the edge of the combined desk-table. “I don’t want to hear you say ‘ain’t’ anymore.” She reaches down and shifts some of the papers. “Have you even started on the math assignment?”
“Can Stevie go to the nurse, Miss Ellis?” Bucky pipes up. “He don’t, I mean, he’s not feeling so good.”
The teacher bends down and Steve shoves upright, a determined pout on his shiny crimson lips. “Do you feel sick, Steven?” she asks.
Steve shrugs, lifts the cover of his math book, and lets it fall closed again.
“Well, there are only a couple hours left in the school day,” Miss Ellis says. “You’ll be able to go home soon.”
The teacher retreats, and Bucky nudges his friend. “You should’ve told her. I bet you’re spreading germs all over the place.”
“Why are you by me, then?” Steve asks.
“I don’t catch nothin’ from you,” Bucky says and smiles.
Steve just slides his arms off the desk and wraps them around his stomach.
“It really hurts, huh?”
Steve swallows hard. “Yeah…”
“Are you gonna barf?”
He swallows deliberately again. “No…”
“Stevie?” Bucky watches the little remaining color drain from Steve’s face. “You sure?”
“No…” Steve whines, his body jerking forward a couple inches with the first shadow of a gag. “Bucky…”
Steve slaps a hand over his mouth and heaves over the desk. Spit drips through his fingers onto the papers in front of him.
“Hey, uh,” Bucky says, trying to pat his friend’s back as he properly throw up, complete with the disgusting, belchy retching sound that sends the rest of the class scrambling.
Miss Ellis appears with a wastebasket, and Bucky pokes Steve in the shoulder to make him turn toward the teacher and cough over the garbage.
Steve’s wheezing and trembling when he finally spits into the wastebasket and wipes his mouth on the back of his hand.
“Alright, let’s get you down to the infirmary,” Miss Ellis says with the calmness that only mothers and teachers seem to possess in such situations.
“I can walk him,” Bucky volunteers. He throws an arm over Steve’s shoulders, which are shaking with silent sobs as much as gasps for breath.
“Thank you, James,” Miss Ellis says. “But come right back.” She glances at the desk-table where the two boys had been sitting. Most of the papers are coated in vomit, but at least one of the textbooks is out of the mess. “You still have your multiplication assignment.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Bucky says. He nods to the teacher and starts steering Steve across the room, glaring into the eyes of the staring classmates, and out the door.
Once in the hall, Bucky pats Steve’s arm and whispers to him, “Ok, ok, Stevie. Get your breath. You’re ok.”
Steve sighs between wheezes.
Bucky knows Steve’s miserable and he’s trying his best. He can’t help himself from muttering, “Why didn’t you tell her you felt bad, huh?”
“Just…” Steve coughs out, “Didn’t want…not weak.”
“You’re not weak,” Bucky says. “Just stupid.”
Steve coughs again, but it may have started out as a laugh.
Bucky claps his friend’s shoulder and says, “Well, I’ll just have to stick around and keep helping you out, punk.”
#sickfic#emeto#captain america#mcu#stucky#childhood#steve rogers#bucky barnes#marvel#emetophilia#sick
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