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lastofthetangelos · 11 months

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i may have just signed up for entirely too much riverdale on my dash by following riverdaleheritageposting given that i haven't actively watched the show since s3 but i HAVE to know. i have to behold what the heritage posts are i don't want to miss some gems

#will there be a jarchie kiss before this show ends or will it take itself just seriously enough to be cowardly and refrain #will it use try to uphold its useless last shred of dignity or will it descend into glorious gay madness as god intended #i don't want them to get together but i just need them to kiss #because you can't smash literally everyone else's faces together like barbie dolls in every combination by the end of the show #and skip them #especially not after the show writer wrote that gay ass play I KNOW HE CAN DO IT #and especially not after the show literally commented on the fact that archie and jughead are one of the only combos that haven't kissed #and that comment was made in like SEASON 2 !!#so many more people have kissed since then!! be camp!! be tacky!!#if beronica gets a shock value kiss that leads to nothing in episode one i think jarchie should get one in the last ep.#end this show how it began #didn't realize i had so many thoughts abt this but hey the show's been going for 7 years i've had lots of time to think ig

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