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isaacathom · 1 year

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last session i (me, all on me) made the choice to split the party because we needed to report a death but we also had an objective to complete. so i went, okay. the guy who can speak the language needs to go talk to the guards, but in case that goes poorly, I'll go with him. The other two will head off to the next objective and try and get a book off a kid.

and it was a solid plan. we reported the death, we headed for objective 3 (as a rendezvous, yknow), encountered some difficulty, and wait.

and it was then that we all sort of realised that the second group i had created, of the doctor and the rogue, is the group with 0 impulse control who had earlier that day sent a horse skidding 20m and sent themselves flying 30m in a real cockup cascade of a horse riding accident.

anyway the rogue broke into the house and ended up nearly getting stabbed by a 10 year old

#florian waiting down the road from house 3: its been 3 hours where are they #meanwhile zeke failed to climb the back fence and fell down and got knocked prone while a 10 year old starts screaming #and kicking him #this would not have been a problem if more than one party member spoke the local language with any real fluency #(florian cant speak it at all and ended up mispronouncing something so bad he swore which was. wild)#we're gonna get back to sraeshil (hopefully with 4 books but odds are low) like hi. we are very bad at this but here you go #the first order of business when florians able to do some training is to practice some persuasion and charisma stuff #followed by learning elderspeech ASAP #because once we get further south thats the language dujure so we're gonna be in the shit #its mainly a problem for florian because his low int base means he has to work a lot harder to reach conversational #without getting nat 10s

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