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thelookoutsystem · 8 months

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OH MY GOD THE PROJECT HAIL MARY PUN GETS WORSE

Not only is it the Hail Mary, full of Grace, but it's also a last ditch effort from humanity to save the world. AKA a "Hail Mary Plan" or AKA, a "Saving Grace".

I HATE HOW THOUGHT OUT THIS WAS

#And i only came to both of these realizations from fanfictions #because i'm an idiot #project hail mary #ryland grace

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becca-e-barnes · 2 years

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ok i know subby!men are just something else but i will literally be riding the subby!sugar baby!nat train until i die that drabble you wrote about her trying on different lingeries

mmmmmmm

sure i love men but im a whore for a woman

Look, I'm a simple woman, there's not much I love more than a whimpering sub. So imagine sub!Nat with a wand tied between her legs while she's kneeling on the floor, eating you out 😈

You've tied the vibe to the inside of her leg and there's no way for her to squirm away from it. Each little attempt only serves to rub her throbbing clit against the buzzing head of the toy, adding to the stimulation that's already threatening to overwhelm her.

She can't stop getting herself off. She tried to hide her orgasms at first, knowing that she hadn't asked for permission but she doesn't need your permission today. You just want to see her pretty thighs trembling and you can tell they’re close to being at that stage.

"Good girl, Tasha." You hum contentedly, running your fingers soothingly through her hair, keeping her mouth pressed to your own dripping sex. She whines at the praise, just as she always does.

"Such a sweet girl for me. You have the most perfect mouth, you know that?" Her tongue flicks relentlessly over your clit while two of her fingers curl inside you but what really gets you is the look in her eyes. There's a real desperation swirling in them. A desperation to make sure your orgasms match hers. A desperate need to please you. A desperate need to lose herself on the toy humming between her legs until she's mindlessly humping it without a single care about how pathetic she must look.

"You're such a pretty girl. I bet that toy feels nice. Is it too much for you yet, baby?" Your voice is so soft, it makes her melt just a little more, shaking her head no.

"I hoped it wouldn't be. I know you can take more for me. But sweetheart, you've made such a mess. You're dripping all over yourself. I bet you're going to make a slutty little mess on the floor next." Now that you've pointed it out, she tries her best to clench her thighs tighter around the toy but that doesn't provide any relief. Quite the opposite, actually.

"You're so slutty that your little cunt is just drooling for me, isn't it? Maybe it needs to be filled up? How does that sound? Should I get you something to stuff in your pretty pussy?" Her cheeks are beautifully flushed and she's getting to the stage that she doesn't know what she needs so it makes perfect sense to you that she should at least have the option.

You hear her whimper when you pull away, letting her fingers slip from you as you head to the closet to retrieve a dildo with a section cup on the base. You line it up with her body, right where you know she needs it and take your place back on the edge of the bed. Before you've even positioned yourself, she's slid down on the toy with a broken sob, letting her hips rise and fall, fucking herself totally senseless.

"Th-thank you." She whines, bouncing so beautifully, you can't help but let your own fingers drift between your legs as you watch her.

"You're very welcome, darling." You can't help but laugh quietly at the way she's losing control so quickly, almost ready to cum again. "Go on, let me see just how quickly you can fuck yourself silly for me. You're going to cum for me but then you're not going to stop, do you understand?" Your hand on her chin keeps her eyes on yours and of course, she's more than happy to do anything you tell her. Your Tasha is such a good girl, after all.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #Natasha romanoff smut #Natasha romanoff x reader smut #I wrote this in no time at all #I got way too into it #I can't wait for it to get a little bit darker so I can go for a run tonight #lots to overthink #because I'm an idiot #who talks herself out of doing shit she wants to do #and then regrets it #should've just sent the fucking x #but here we are and I will let it keep me up at night instead

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gwynbleidd892 · 3 months

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I made the mistake of checking Reddit

#because I'm an idiot #R/news had a thread about american and british forces attackinf Yemen and it is just full of fuckers going “hell yeah they deserve it!#yeah i know i should just ignore the ahit bags but god damn i hate it

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thegoblinwitch · 9 months

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i have a new blog @thegoblinwitch - it's technically a side blog, but gonna treat like a main (i didn't want to nuke this one and start from scratch like i should've and i know myself enough to know if i tried to juggle different accounts i wouldn't blog either)

all (well okay most) of my original content will go there from now on, though i'll reblog some of it here too.

i kinda felt too stifled here, wanting to write about stuff that didn't really 'fit' and ended not wanting to write anything at all as a result. it was to the point where i was thinking of just quitting dumblr altogether (re the 3+ days where this was only running 'cause the q was on).

this will continue to be what it's been in the past, just much less oc and really primarily running on q, though i'll keep my sporadic insane reblogging sprees, just because. 🤷‍♀️

you def don't have to follow, but @thegoblinwitch is where all my oc will be.

#new sideblog #technically will be used as a main #because i'm an idiot #my oc is moving #just fyi #kit's

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transgender-catboy · 4 months

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Had a spider-dork moment, apologies.

#and now it comes to an end (for today)#because i made myself sad about it #because I'm an IDIOT #okay

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tracingpatternswrites · 1 year

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Me: I’m not going to do another fest for a while.

Also me: OMG @womenofthehouseofblack PROMPT LIST

#yeah i claimed a prompt #of course #because i'm an idiot #but there we are

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narcisistblondie · 1 year

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I hate anxiety attack on myself

#asexual #asexuality #bad bitxh #aroace #ace #actually narcissistic #aro #aromantic #fuck my body #fuck off #bd/sm dom #because i'm angry #because i'm an idiot #mentally fucked

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etakeh · 1 year

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Because I know how to have a good time, I'm starting a 24 episode long lecture series on The Black Death.

(on Kanopy)

#the black death #death #plague #history #kanopy #procrastinating #I have courses lined up that will actually earn me a certification but no #because I'm an idiot

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symbioteburnout · 1 year

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“You’re adopted.”

“!!!”

“I’m sorry you had to find out this way but, you’re adopted.”

“I’M ADOPTED?!”

“Yes but we love you very much.”

“I’M ADOPTED!?”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I’M ADOPTED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

#-||[MANIC PANIC|| Crack]||-#shitposting #because I'm an idiot #I need sleep xD #[[Coach Venom: Flash Thompson RP]]

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tviirus · 1 year

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finally got through the demo -- and i did everything in one try.

#━━ ✦ out * mun ‚ we are a god and angels weep #4 #i died 4 times #because i'm an idiot

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creature-of-the-stars · 1 year

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Holy F**k 🤦🏽‍♀️

Turns out I am, in fact, dumb. I would copy and paste from my Google Doc (once I kicked Pages to the curb) into AO3, but I guess the new version never copied to the clipboard half the time??? So, I was just repeatedly uploading drafts >_>. Jmfc.

So, after spending several days editing this entire fic, it is basically reborn and polished - hence, the repost. Hopefully, this reads a hell of a lot better than it did before. I'm definitely going to start asking for people to point out issues in the comments so this doesn't happen again (it's been this way on all my fics, dudes 😭).

Be Still

Full story - freshly edited ✨

#😡#repost #because i'm an idiot #fanfiction #ao3 #writing #romance #sci fi #star trek #letant #senator letant #romulan #star trek ds9

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silveringofrose · 2 years

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Sweet Dreams

I linger over the view outside the window Window that is framing the sun still sailing Sailing on frosted winds out into the blue The blue ocean of sky not yet turned dark Turned dark by time I thought had passed Had passed outside the window

And I am drawn to the face of the moon The moon that hovers just above the trees The trees whose wistful sighs bear witness Bear witness to love that shines so soft So soft the rays of sunlight as they caress Caress the face of the moon

I drift on fantasy, lost in sweet dreams Sweet dreams where love is not kept secret Secret and hidden beyond the dark horizon Horizon stained pink instead, by the blush, The blush of the moon in love with the sun The sun lost in sweet dreams