BBC Merlin + text posts, after how long :')

u don't understand they literally ARE soldier, poet, king

Thinking of a kinda gen Merlin scenario where Arthur finds out Merlin likes men and at first it's kinda uncomfortable with Merlin being like "I don't look at you like that or anything" and Arthur is awkwardly trying to process this but then after a moment he's like. Well why not. You got something to complain about???? Am I, a handsome prince and fierce warrior, not desirable enough for you???? And he's genuinely outraged for not fucking reason and Merlin is like God fucking dammit of course he would be insufferable about this too. So naturally he goes "well I've seen better" and Arthur is like "do tell" (disbelievingly and exasperatedly -because obviously his servant has rubbish taste, and quite frankly Merlin is in no position to have such high standards) and Merlin has this thing where his mouth moves faster than his brain whenever Arthur needs to be put in his place so he goes, immediately and without hesitation, "Gwaine, for one" and Gwaine, who is present along with the rest of the knights when this happens, looks oddly pleased at that and is literally preening for the rest of the week (Merlin lets him have this)

I haven't thought about how this would end but probably with Gwaine and Arthur fighting for Merlin's attention (yes even if Arthur is straight and not in love with him)(Gwaine would elope with Merlin in a second)

Merlin s4-5 is unrealistic because what do you MEAN Gwaine didnt use every available second to flirt shamelessly with Merlin

FUCK ALEX AND HIS REGICIDAL TENDENCIES FOR A MOMENT LOOK AT WHAT EOIN POSTED

WHY IS HE WITH RUPERT AND TOMIWA????

(Leon and Elyan for the sane people without brainrot)

theyre supposed to be researching the magic thing of the week 🤨

snail in my ear telling me to draw the same guy over and over. and im listening

Field trip for the knights (and Merlin)

Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.

Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.

Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…

[mimes explosion]

Things Gwaine Would Freak About (Besides Magic):

Lancelot being a cage fighter

Lancelot committing forgery

Merlin helping him commit forgery

GWEN helping him commit forgery

Leon handing the crossbow to Merlin without question and laughing when Merlin spoke of treason

Arthur hiring a farmer to impersonate him so he could participate in the tournament

Arthur breaking the news of what Wilderons are more gently than he did to them to Merlin

sure, I can make some memes about gwaine

merwaine thoughts rn

What? Is? Going? On?

My heart is pumping, racing, hammering, stuttering, palpitating, murmuring- can’t deal with it- kill me-

do something else- move, post something, follow someone-

i’ll cry i swear i’ll do it

a guide on gentle parenting ur wizard bf by Sir Gwaine

gwaine merlin bbc is my new babygirl

i choose to believe they had more funny little adventures during gwaine’s banishment era