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kaleidoscopewritings19 · 2 years

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BRUCE WAYNE X BATMOM READER

“A Trophy and Chloroform”

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, and Batmom!Reader

Warnings: None

PROMPT: “Why, exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?” (Idk who to give credit to, comment if you have their @!)

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Tonight was one of the rare nights that Bruce and the boys stayed home, and went to bed earlier than 4 AM. It was storming pretty bad outside, and I was grateful that Bruce called off tonight’s patrol. The boys argued the entire night over a game of monopoly that ended with Damian flipping the board. He even went as far as to throwing the metal alloy top hat piece at Jason.

“Cheater! You cheated, Todd!” The 12 year old boy screeched and both you and Bruce stared at him. “Damian Wayne! Was that necessary?” I asked and the boy looked at me, “But mother, he clearly cheated! Since when has he been smart enough to win a game that uses some mathematics? Or Monopoly in general?” Damian said as he gestured between the now scattered board game, and Jason.

Jason stood up, “I didn’t cheat, you demon spawn!” Damian got close up to Jason’s face, “Yes.You.Did. I never lose a game of monopoly and this time should have been no different.” Damian seethed and everyone was watching the argument go back and forth.

Dick was laughing and Tim rolled his eyes, trying to pick up the scattered cards. Bruce rubbed his forehead, “Boys, it was just a game. Damian, other people can win, you know….” Damian turned to Bruce, “But father, I never lose a game. I understand if it were you or Mother, or the other two dingbats. BUT TO JASON? It doesn’t make sense!” He said and I stood up from the carpet.

“Damian and Jason, I expect you two to clean this mess up, now. I don’t want to hear another word from either of you. Damian, honey, you need to learn that you can lose and it is okay to lose.” I say as I ruffled his hair. Usually, the person who wins the “Wayne’s Friendly Game of Monopoly”, gets a little trophy that says: “CHAMP”. It started as a joke, and we continued on the little tradition.

I handed the little trophy to Jason and he smiled, “Good job, Jay. Help Damian clean up the mess, please.” I say as I gave him a hug and Jason put the trophy on the table and began picking up cards. Damian was on the floor searching for the metal pieces, “Stupid. Jason. My trophy. I can’t lose to that moron..” Damian mumbled.

Bruce picked up my hand and led me up the stairs to our bedroom. “Should we really leave those two out there alone?” I ask and Bruce grinned. “Y/N, they will be fine. Let’s go upstairs and we can have some much needed alone time.” He whispered and closed the bedroom door behind me, and locked the door.

He pressed a kiss to my neck, “Okay, I like the sound of that…” I say and he picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. Bruce gently laid me down on the bed, and hovered over me pressing kisses to my cheeks and his hand ran down underneath my shirt.

………..A FEW HOURS LATER………..

Bruce’s hand rested on my naked hip, “Goodnight…” he said and it barely came out audible. We both were exhausted and ready to go to sleep. “Goodnight, Brucie.”

I was almost asleep when I heard a click and the doorknob turned. Assuming it was Bruce, I closed my eyes and snuggled closer into my pillow. I felt Bruce pull me closer and when I opened my eyes, Damian was standing next to my bedside. Letting out a scream, Bruce jumped, “What! What?”

“Damian! What are you doing?” I ask as I pull the sheet closer to my body.

“Mother, Father, I need to know where we keep the extra chloroform at..” he said and Bruce flipped over and pulled the sheet over his head. “I don’t know Damian….. Check in the bat cave,” Damian was about to exit the bedroom.

“Woah, woah, hold it right there mister.” I say as I sat up straight, holding the bed sheet tight to my body. “Why, exactly, do you need chloroform at-“ I looked over at the alarm clock, “at 2 in the morning?” I ask and Damian put his hand on his hip. “Because, mother, I can’t sleep and I need to put some on my utility belt.” He said and I rolled my eyes.

“Go to bed, Damian.” I say and he closed the door behind him. “Bruce, didn’t we have the door locked?” I asked and Bruce shrugged his shoulders. I heard another click, and sighed. “Bruce….” I say shaking his shoulder.

Bruce flipped over, “What, babe? I’m tired, please let me sleep..” he said and I shook his shoulder again. “Do you attach chloroform to the utility belts?”

“No, Y/N. I usually just punch the criminal to knock them out. I hardly ever use chloroform…” he said as a soft snore left his lips.

Then it hit me. Damian and chloroform equals an unconscious Jason. Quickly, I put on a robe and tied it closed, and rushed to Jason’s room. The door was cracked open and Damian was standing with a rag in his hand, over a sleeping Jason. “Damian Thomas Wayne…” I hissed and the boy looked up. “Get over here, now!”

Damian walked away slowly from Jason and came out in the hallway. “I just wanted the trophy, Mother! The chloroform would just knock him out while I took it. Plus, I would’ve done everyone a favor.” He said as he glared into the bedroom.

“How would that be doing anyone a favor?” I asked and Damian looked back at me, “Doesn’t his snoring annoy you?” He asked and before I could answer, a loud snore emitted from the dark bedroom. I closed the door and shook my head, “Damian, bed, now.” I say as I took the rag and bottle from the dark haired boy. I watched him to make sure that he went back to his room, and once he did, I went back to bedroom and tossed the rag on to the bathroom counter.

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THE NEXT MORNING

Bruce woke up and then I followed him into the bathroom. He picked up the chloroform rag and was about to wet it so he could wash his face. “I wouldn’t use that rag if I were you.” I say and Bruce looked down at it. “Why?” He questioned looking at it.

“Because our son tried to drug our other son in order to get last night’s trophy.” I say and Bruce tossed the rag into the trash. “Did he succeed?” He asked and I shook my head. “Nope, momma got there before he got the chance.” I say and Bruce smiled and pressed a kiss to my forehead. “Good.”

The sound of a thud came from the hallway and Tim yelled, “MOM, DAD, DAMIAN USED CHLOROFORM ON JASON!”

“IT’S MINE! I TOOK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!” Damian yells as he barrels down the stairs. I look over at Bruce, “Did you lock the cabinet?” He asked and I gasped.

“You have a cabinet full of chloroform that Damian is able to reach?” I ask and Bruce’s cheeks turn red, “I didn’t think he’d get into it!” He said as he followed me out of the bedroom.

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Thank you for reading, hope you enjoyed it!

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“Robin”

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do u think clark has ever tried to put country music on in the batmobile

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Promotion for Alfred

Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Two #4

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love this panel sm

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Jason's strat for reconciliation with the bat family

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Working on a series of SD transforming robots based on iconic vehicles from retro TV & movies. Kicking it off with an old favorite: the 1989 Batmobile from the Michael Keaton Batman films!

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Could be a Batmobile

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kaleidoscopewritings19 · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne x Reader

“THE CIRCUS AND THE FLYING GRAYSONS”

Part 2 to “Black Boas, Tiaras, and Fake Jewelry”

Warnings: Mentions of Death

Characters: Bruce Wayne (Robert Pattinson) x Reader, And Alfred

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Bruce was buttoning up his dress shirt and you put on a simple, blue, floral sun dress. You put on a leather jacket and a pair of black converse to finish your look. This has been the first time in a few months since you guys had a date night, and both of you wanted to try something new. So why not go to the circus?

While you were putting on red lipstick, Bruce came up behind you and placed a kiss on your cheek. “Are you almost ready, darling?” He asked and you puckered at the mirror to make sure you didn’t miss a spot. “Yes, I believe I am. Don’t forget the tickets, they’re on the kitchen counter.” You say as you tossed your lipstick, cellphone and wallet into your purse.

You walked down the stairs and Bruce was already waiting for you by the front door. Alfred came around the corner the same time as you, “Looking beautiful as always, Miss Y/N.” He said and you curtseyed and said a quick thank you. “Are you sure you don’t want to join us?” you ask as you linked your arm with Bruce’s. “I am sure. I’m going to start my spring cleaning early.” He said. “But go enjoy yourselves. A married couple need to spend quality time together.” Alfred said as he shooed you guys out of the house.

The drive felt different and something felt off to you, Bruce noticed your uneasiness and he placed his hand on your thigh. His left hand held the steering wheel steady, and his silver wedding band glistened when the sunlight hit it. You watched the way the sun hit it, and you felt a little more at ease. “Y/N, why are you nervous? Your bouncing your leg and you only do that when your nervous.” He said and you stopped bouncing your knee and gave Bruce a small smile.

“This is going to sound so dumb...” you say as you look out the window. “I’m scared of clowns...” you said under your breath, and it was barely loud enough for Bruce to hear. “What was that?” Bruce asked as he leaned closer to you. You sighed deeply, “I’mscaredofclowns.” you ran your words together and Bruce cracked a smile.

“What?” Bruce said again and you huffed in annoyance: “I said-”

“No, no. I heard what you said, I just can’t believe that you, my wife, are scared of clowns. And spiders- they’re both harmless.” He said and you glared at Bruce. “For one clowns are freaky looking and after watching IT, I don’t want to find myself near one. And two, spiders are little diabolical creatures!” You state and you shiver at the thought of spiders and clowns.

Bruce started laughing and the big top tent came into view. Bruce pulled into a parking space, and you watched as children hurried inside excitedly, and the parents were even running with their children. You were sure everyone- especially the rich people of Gotham were here. Even the paparazzi was following the “big names” of Gotham.

He opened the car door for you, “I promise, I will protect you from all clowns and the occasional spider.” He said and you pressed a kiss to his cheek, “Thanks. But please don’t make me go near a clown. Don’t let them near me...” You say and Bruce shook his head, “No promises. I don’t want to cause a scene if one happens to walks up to you.” He said and you crossed your arms. “Do you feel like signing divorce papers?” you say jokingly and Bruce brought you into a hug. “Come on. Let’s go find a seat.” he said as he picked up your hand and led the way into the tent.

When the two of you found seats, you sat next to a couple that worked for Wayne Enterprises. “How are you, Mary?” you asked and she smiled as she rubbed her pregnant belly. “I am ready to give this baby an eviction notice.” she said and you chuckled. The two of you were friends but weren’t best friends. She was the sweetest person you would ever meet, “Any luck for you and Bruce?” she asked as she pointed to your stomach. Shaking your head you watched the jugglers juggle bowling pins, “No luck at all.” You say and you turned back to Mary who had a sad expression on her face. “If you’ve been trying for over a year, may I suggest that you go to the doctor?” She said quietly and you nodded your head. You and Bruce had agreed if you guys cannot have children, the next step would be adoption or fostering.

Bruce tightened his grip on your hand and rubbed your knuckles in a circular motion with his thumb. You looked up at him and he pressed a kiss to your cheek. “I heard the Flying Grayson’s are coming up next, and I hear they put on a good show.” You say and all of the lights went out for a minute or so.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Haley’s Circus brings you: THE FLYING GRAYSONS!” He shouts and emphasizes the Grayson’s name. The spotlight shines on a man and a woman; they both drop their robes, and wasted no time at all. The man took off running and jumped off at the platform; most of everyone gasped, but he caught himself on one of the flying trapezes. Everyone began to clap and shout, and he jumped to the other one.

This time, he was hanging onto the trapeze by the back of his legs. With his legs supporting him, his wife jumped on a trapeze and swung to him. He caught her hands and Bruce began to clap, watching intently. “And here comes the youngest family member! Remember folks, they’re doing this all without the safety net to catch them!” The announcer shouted. A young boy emerged from the shadows, and the spotlight shined on him and his parents. When his parents swung to meet his jump, the wires holding up the trapezes fell.

I hid my face into Bruce’s shoulder and screams of terror filled the room. Bruce stood up and he grabbed your hand and led you through the crowd of people who were trying to leave. Your eyes gazed up at the young boy who stayed on the platform- frozen in shock. Both of you stayed until the police told you and Bruce to leave, “Sorry Mr. Wayne. But this is a crime scene, take Mrs. Wayne home. As of right now, this place isn’t safe for you guys.” The detective said and Bruce walked closer to the detective.

“Was there fowl play?” he asked and the detective looked back over his shoulder. “In my opinion. someone did this on purpose. Guess you’ll hear it on the news soon enough.” He said as he looked up in annoyance at the news crews entering the tent.

You watched one of the police officers escort the young boy down from the platform. Looking up at Bruce, he led you away from the scene and took you home. When you arrived at home, you changed into sweatpants and one of Bruce’s t-shirts. You were shook up by the whole thing and you found Bruce sitting in his study. He had a glass of bourbon in his right hand, staring at the picture of his parents that hung on the wall.

You laid your hand on Bruce’s shoulder, and he adjusted so you could sit on his lap. “Are you okay?” you asked quietly as you sat on his lap and he sat his glass on the desk. “I’m- I’m fine. All of that brought back memories...” he said as he wrapped his arms around you.

“I have to ask you something Y/N, and I need your full honest opinion.” Bruce said as he looked down to look into your eyes. You nodded, “I would like to foster the Grayson’s boy. He needs somewhere to go and I can’t simply let him go to the local orphanage.”

You were taken aback, did you hear Bruce correctly? The man who couldn’t imagine having kids, wanting a child? You tore your gaze away from Bruce and looked down at your wedding band. Your mind took you back to when Bruce was having a tea party with your niece, and your heart skipped a beat thinking about it.

You wrapped your arms around Bruce and whispered a quiet, “Yes.”

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TAGLIST: @lexivass @minstens

Part 3 coming in a few hours!

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thevernofficial · 2 years

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Why the Batmobile should be a Toyota Highlander 2014

Hello everyone and welcome to Vern's random thought of the week. I wanted to start off this post by saying that I am an expert because I drive a 2014 toyota highlander, so thus I have the best opinion.

Now one thing that has always annoyed me about the batmobile is how dude bro it is. I was recently watching some Batman cartoon and I thought...how the hell would you fit all the robins/partners/sidekicks of batman in that tiny convertible. Which brings me to my first point:

The amount of seats.

Now my guy Bruce Wayne has a lot of kids and companions. Are they all gonna fit in the two door dude bro convertible? No!

Will they fit in the 7-8 seating of the Toyota Highlander 2014 SUV? Absolutely!

When watching the batman cartoons I questioned myself as to why does batman not just drive a minivan. Well for one thing minivans have notoriously bad turning and control. But the toyota highlander can be seen whipping around in cities like the batmobile itself.

Another reason why we don't see batman in a minivan is because many of the robins/partners/sidekicks have their own bikes. What happens when one of their vehicles break down? This brings me to my next point

The towing capacity.

The toyota highlander has a towing capacity of 1500lbs to 5000lbs. This for sure can tow a couple of bikes. What if the bat boat needs to be launched? The batmobile can't tow a boat. But the Toyota Highlander 2014 can!

All Bruce would need to do is to put a hitch on the back and he can tow what ever vehicle he wants. Is he expecting the robins just to leave their cycles in the middle of gotham? Well that wouldn't be a problem with the 2014 toyota highlander suv.

Speaking of cycles, lets talk about weather cycles.

Gotham in the winter.

Now from my research I could find that only rarely did the Batmobile have at least 4 wheel drive. Now for those of you that have never driven in the snow let me tell you...all wheel or 4 wheel drive is very important.

I would bet my left teet that the 2014 toyota highlander would outmaneuver the batmobile in the snow.

The 2014 toyota highlander has incredible capabilities in the snow. And looking into where Gotham is, snow and slush would be a problem.

Good thing the 2014 toyota highlander suv is raised above the snow, I wouldn't want to be caught in a ground level car going over all the bumps of the terrain.

Speaking of bumps in the terrain.

Victim Transport

Now let's say you have horribly wounded. You are a regular Gothamite or one of Bruce's child collection, dealers choice. Gah Guh so much pain all you want to do is get help.

You know what's not going to help. A low car with only a handful of seats.

You know what is going to help. The toyota Highlander SUV 2014!

You have a victim with a back injury? Get that neck and back stabalized, lay down those seats, boom baby victim transport.

(before I continue please do not take this as medical advice. we are doing this in a fictional world. call an ambulance or emergency number for the real world wherever you are.)

You have a victim that is stabbed? Time to pack that shit, lay down those seats, and enjoy the nice smooth gait of the 2014 toyota highlander SUV.

Have a whole group of victims you have to transports away from a bomb and limited time? Everyone can hop in! Not only are there 7-8 seats but in a crisis you can fit more people! And you can strap a couple friends to the top to the racks.

You maybe asking, but Vern what about the weapons? I hear you. But also hear me when I say sun roof.

Just have one of the kids up top with a bazooka and marvel at the amazing size of the roof window.

Anyway, thank you all for reading my little blurb here. Hopefully, I have convinced you all that the new batmobile should be the 2014 Toyota Highlander SUV.

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