I was joining a bus tour that Joe Biden was having. As people got onto the bus, he gave them a Bounty candy bar. As I was about to get on the bus, Joe told me I was too fat and shouldn’t be eating candy, and he gave me a tube of coconut hand cream from Bath & Body Works instead. I told him it was nice and thanked it.
Washing my face before bed is hateful and gets water all over the place. Showering is a pleasant sensory experience, but takes a distasteful amount of planning
Moisturizing and braiding my hair before bed feels like being a queen in her chamber, gently applying rare unguents as part of a luxuriant pre-sleep ritual
Rhys Darby tried selling me baby clothes, and when I said I don't have a baby to put them on, he beat me to death. This all happened outside of a Bath & Body Works. They sprayed my body with apple and rosewood perfume. It was actually quite nice.