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bruciemilf · 1 month
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Weather forecast predicts absolute foolery
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feyinvestigations · 8 months
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I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7
Edit: pt2
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tiredofsatansbullshit · 7 months
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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3
Masterlist of Tweets
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36 - This is me admitting defeat. I cannot keep on thinking of names for chapters
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toulousewayne · 10 months
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Daily Batfam Shenanigans Pt:1
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Batkids and Bruce at Dinner.
Batmom randomly: I don’t cook, I don’t clean but, let me tell you how I got this ring.
Batkids: 💀💀
Bruce: why are you like this?
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Dick: Don’t you think your overacting a bit?
Jason who has several explosives set to go off once Bruce starts his car in the Morning.
Jason:No
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Barbara: The suspect is heading east bound.
Dick: That’s left got it!
Tim:Wrong, she just said he’s heading right everyone knows that.
Damian:Tt, you imbeciles are useless. Oracle clearly stated he’s heading north.
Jason: I thought he was heading for the dam?
All: Oracle!
*Oracle logs off
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Bruce and Batmom leaving with Damian from the Paint Store. Batmom sees a group of girls in a Nissan blaring Doja Cat and goes still.
Damian: Father why is mother so distracted?
Bruce *Sighs*: She’s thinking about the streets.
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Jason handing Tim a bowl of Chicken Noodle soup
Jason: It’s hot on the bottom.
Tim: got it
Jason:It’s Hot on the Bottom!
Tim (blankly):I heard you.
Jason: I JUST SAID IT’S FUCKING HOT ON THE BOTTOM TIM!!!
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Batsis painting Jason’s nails black for him.
Dick: This has to stop.
Batsis: What, why?
Jason: what’s you your problem Dickhead?
Dick (whining):You promised I was next Sis.
Batsis: Have a sit, he’s done just needs to dry.
Dick flops down next to her.
Dick: Do you you have turquoise?
Batsis: Of course, just for you Dickie.
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thevernofficial · 2 years
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Batfam Social Media pt 15! Quick little update for the Gremlin Tim Drake's Birthday.
Happy birthday you mess!
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luvly-writer · 5 months
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“XOXO”
Tim Drake x Reader
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
Series Masterlist:
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Summary:
What happens when you mix the scandalous trio from the Upper East Side Elites with the batfamily? Find out!
Ch. 1 They don’t need an introduction
Ch. 2 She is as beautiful as she is poisonous
Ch. 3 Part-Time lovers, Full time problem
Ch. 4 The Queen and the Prince
Ch. 5 Siblings are the worst
Ch. 6 Let’s go viral baby!
Ch. 7 Angel and Ivy
Ch. 8 She makes the whole place shimmer
Ch. 9 Under the mask, there’s a heart
Ch. 10 Snowy hands & warm smiles
Ch. 11 Fun Loving in Winter
Ch. 12 A Crowd’s Favorite
Ch. 13 Wrapped in Pretty Paper
Ch. 14 A broken heart is fixed by another
Ch. 15 Christmas is a time for lovers
Ch. 16 He followed me all the way to NY
Ch. 17 I can hear my heart breaking
Ch. 18 Nothing happened in the way I wanted
Ch. 19 Every corner of this house is hunted
Ch. 20 The smiles are made of ice
Ch. 21 Gonna regret being too honest
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lifeofdc · 8 months
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Misc. Final Partners in Justice Parts
Hey, everyone! I know it's been literal years since I've worked on this. Unfortunately, I don't have the motivation to finish it, so here's the last few drafts I had waiting to go along with other ones that never got finished. Below the cut will be what the final plans were.
Thank you all for enjoying this so much! You're all amazing!
Part 20: Bats decides to keep those at home inside, only he goes out. He has no control over NW and RH (and whoever else is not at the manor) but advises them to stay inside. Y/N pouts because she can't see Damian. Maybe some e-learning, and facetiming with Damian
Part 21: the band pick up lines. School is e-learning rest of year. Disappointment over lack of concerts, prom, and so on. Everyone's reactions to that. Maybe Damian asks Y/N to home-prom?
Part 22: decision day (May 1st) Damian and YN announce they're going to Gotham University. Prom at home, except idk if it'll be Y/N with her family or a social-distanced one with Damian. Graduation cancelled, reactions to that.
Part 23: social-distanced date lol that the batfam definitely spies on. More e-learning.
Part 24: Jumps ahead to virtual graduation, probably the last of the posts
->->-> This was meant to be updated as the pandemic continued on and life changed. Obviously, life got chaotic, I went to school, went on a mission for my church, and have returned since then. There would've been a more officially ending for it all if things had gone as initially planned.
Thank you all again! It's been a pleasure seeing how much love you all have had for this series
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vodrae · 7 months
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It's been a year or so the batkids stopped using social medias, even their privates one.
It's been a year or so Bruce doesn't dye anymore is goaty an temples.
It's been a year or so comments under family photos are filled with men and women fucking barking for their dad.
THE FUCKING OFFICIALS WONDER WOMAN AND GREEN ARROW ACCOUNTS DID IT.
TALIA HEAD, LEXCORP'S CHAIRWOMAN SAID SHE SUDDENTLY WANTS THEIR COMPANIES TO BE CLOSER.
IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
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lost-batarang · 1 year
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Bruce, on twitter, exactly 26 seconds after seeing 'The Gray Ghost' movie: The recent Gray Ghost movie was a total disaster and character assassination. As someone who has read & owns every Gray Ghost comic, (Yes, that includes spin-offs.) I'm disappointed. They made the Gray Ghost push away everyone in his life to make him a stereotypical 'cool' loner type character- which the Gray Ghost isn't. They have made the once loving character an abuser, and his butler, an enabler. The Gray Ghost would not look at his greatest failure, the boy whose death almost crushed him, and say "I never should've trusted you." And to the directors who allowed this movie to be made,; Shame on you. #NotMyGhost
Jason: @ BruceWayne, I believed the Gray Ghost film to be an accurate depiction of the Gray Ghost; you've just deluded yourself into thinking he's nice, without looking at his kid's pov. Clearly, the Gray Ghost favours his other kids over Rason Rodd, his second child, and hates Rason Rodd for failing him. Fuck you, Bruce Wayne. #BoycottBruce
Dick: @ TheAngryWayne, cmon buddy. This film is really important to Bruce, it's not everyday you find a character you can relate to, and this movie completely butchered that. Bruce still loves you, Jason. We all know that.
Jason: @ TotalDick Easy for you to say, Rikard Grason. Rikard got the favourite treatment in the movie and was clearly depicted as Bruce's golden child, despite not deserving it. Fuck you, Grayson. #BoycottBruce
Tim: @ TheAngryWayne 'Bruces Golden Child', really, Jason? Someone projected too hard they forgot Gray Ghost isn't Bruce. Plus, in the comics, Gray Ghost did grieve his son, infact it almost tore him apart. Gray Ghost hated to see his son become a villain, unlike in the movies.
Jason: @ TimDayne Pfft. The movies were the only accurate depiction, and Imothy Rake was a total bastard for becoming Gray Ghost's sidekick after Rason Rodd died, and it was completely correct for Rason to beat the fucking shit out of him. Oh, and mixing the last names Drake and Wayne for your @ is fucking dumb. Fuck you, Timothy. #RasonWasRight #BoycottBruce
Some Gothamite: @ TheAngryWayne, @ TimDayne, @ TotalDick, @ BruceWayne, wtf are you guys talking about? rason rodd, imothy rake, and rikard grason weren't characters in the comics or film....wtf. starting to think @ NightLight is the only sane wayne, lol.
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leoleolovesdc · 11 months
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Stephanie Brown definetly has a instagram page as Spoiler.
The account's original (and current name) is "@SpoilerAlert!!!!!", but through the years she has changed it to "@_theteenwonderIV" and "@worst.B_girl".
Steph created it at twelve when she started going out as a vigilante (couple years before she even properly met Robin or Batman) and basically only posted some pretty pictures of the sunset she took when using her grappling hook to swing in the buildings of the city.
She never had a lot of followers, so even when she posted stuff as Robin or Batgirl neither Batman or anyone in the family found out about any of this. It's not exactly a secret, Steph just wants to know how long can she keep getting away with this (knowing that Bruce would be furious to know that she uses the image Spoiler/Robin/Batgirl for anything other than vigilantism and most of the others would either stay on his side or mock her about the account).
As the vigilante stuff got more serious with time she kind of started laying low, but never took the account down; Nowadays it's kinda rare, but sometimes she still posts some pictures of Gotham and even selfies here and there.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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"LET ME AT HIM,'' Jason screams, held back by the batfamily, Clark, Alfred, and Batcow
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feyinvestigations · 6 months
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Is this even anything?
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tiredofsatansbullshit · 10 months
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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3
Masterlist of Tweets
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31 - Disaster Family: The Waynes
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toulousewayne · 5 months
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Batfam and Batsis Headcannon: Ages 21-23
Damian:
The headache Y/n felt forming after finding out about Bruce and Talia having a son was painful.
“After all those talks he gave me about protection.” Dick scoffed.
Y/n looked at her new brother who looked like a feral kitten who was ready to claw and hiss at anyone who approached him.
“Tt, I don’t see how you are Father’s Daughter, your mother wasn’t even married to him. Meaning you hold no claim to Father’s company or his assets.” He spat. He was quite smug with himself.
“Listen pipsqueak—“ Tim started but Y/n motioned for him to stop. She turned her attention back to Damian.
“Look I don’t know what you were told but I promise you I don’t want to run his company, hell I’d rather not be heiress to the money either. Bruce is my Father not my atm or trust fund. And if that’s all the things you’ve been led to believe then you’re sadly mistaken.”
Damian lunged at her and quickly moved out of his grasp, she turned towards him and flipped him onto his stomach and pinned his arm back.
Dick and Tim stood there in awe.”I know you’re an assassin kid, but make no mistake I will break this little hands of yours if you try that again.” She left the room without another word and Damian grumbled as Tim chuckled smugly in the corner.
Damian avoided Y/n while she visited the Manor. They spoke a total of two times in the first few days. By day three Y/n figured he’d be more settled into his new home that she could formally introduce herself. She was wrong.
Damian took one look at tried to go in the other direction and she called him but he was too fast for her. She was in her room on a call with Stephanie and Cass who were gutted she wasn’t staying longer, Barbara could be heard in the background on a call with Dinah and Helena.
“You guys know you can visit anytime, besides my roommate when back home to Chicago. So, for the rest of the term I have a whole dorm to myself.” She giggled stuffing some sweaters Alfred had bought for her as he knew winter was approaching and she’d be up late in the library across the campus.
“Well you’ll be back in three weeks for Christmas Break, plus maybe this weekend we can have a day trip I heard Metropolis Mall is having a huge sale for Black Friday!” Stephanie squealed with excitement.
Cass nodded in agreement,she turned her head and looked closely at the screen before speaking.”Damian.”
Y/n world around to find the youngest Wayne in her doorway easedropping.
“I’ll talk to you guys tonight when you stop by before patrol.” They two waved and she hung up turning to the doorway.
“Come in Damian.” Reluctantly he entered her room with a blank expression.
“Wayne.”
“Wayne.” She replied in his same tone.
He looked down at the ground before speaking,”Grayson talked to me about my actions. I wanted to apologize for comments earlier to you.” He never met her gaze and she placed a hand on his shoulder.
“You’re not the first kid to come in here and feel outraged or confused about your new life Damian, and knowing Dad’s track record I can’t say you’ll be the last. But I accept your apology. Mind telling me what’s behind your back though?”
He handed her a small wooden bird, it was cured and whittled to his shape and it was beautiful sculptured. “Grayson always mentioned your fascination with birds.”
Y/n smiled an took the little bird figure,”thank you Damian it’s very thoughtful of you.”
“I would appreciate if this conversation never made it to Drake.”
“Whatever you say kiddo.” She chuckled. As time went on Damian was less abrasive towards the older woman. Usually when the girls would visit her Damian would tag along, of course he said he was forced to come but that was lie. Or when Dick or Bruce would FaceTime her and Damian would demand to talk to his sister but would instantly just ask her about her studies and when would she be returning home. It was kinda cute.
When she returned for Christmas she wasn’t surprised to see Damian tending to his animals but rather who was helping him. A new kid.
Duke:
Duke had heard a lot about his new sister from the other boys, from Cass even Alfred talk about her too.
She was able to get to know Duke when everyone was out running errands for Christmas and he was the only person at the Manor.
“Oh Hi Y/n, Alfred asked me to hang up the garland. Did you need something?”
“No Duke, just passing through, I’m surprised you picked the red and gold one, no one picks that one.”
“Really, I think it’s the most festive.” He chuckled and she entered the lounge and helped him. The two crackled jokes and finish decorating the lounge by the time Alfred and Bruce returned.
“I must say you two make excellent choices with decorations.” Alfred commented.
On Christmas Eve Duke wasn’t around lot of the family. When Y/n asked around no one had seen Duke since Breakfast. Y/n found him in the backyard sitting in the snow. She approached him with a cup of hot chocolate made by Jason.
She sat next to him in silence on noise was them sipping on the hot beverages and sounds of clatter and music from the manor.
For a while they just enjoyed each other company until Duke broke the silence. “Do you think their proud of me, with my decision of be Signal and applying to Gotham University?”
Y/n took a sip of her drink once more before replying,”I think your parents are very proud of you Duke, I believe they would not only want you to be surrounded by people who love you. But to also following your own heart, do what you feel is right for your life.”
He grinned to hisself before speaking again.”I guess so my Dad always wanted me to beat to my own drum. I just..I don’t wanna let anyone down, my parents, Alfred, Bruce..you.”
She turned to him,”Me?”
He nodded softly. “Everyone talks so highly of you, even Damian. I was scared that I’d let everyone down.”
“Duke Thomas Wayne! You could never let me down, I’m sister I’m not going to make you feel bad about your decision. Besides have you seen the rest of the family, just finishing High School is enough to make Alfred happy.” The two busted out laughing before the wind and the snow began to fall down.
“Come along little Brother it’s getting cold and so is the rest of my cocoa.”
On Christmas Morning everyone torn into their gifts and after that everyone opened their gifts Duke found Y/n in the library.
“Hey, thank you for yesterday, I just talked to Dick and he helped me finish my application for Gotham University and I may even have submitted one last night Metropolis University too.”
She chuckled,”Aww Duke that’s amazing I can’t want for them to come in the mail.”
Y/n helped Duke a lot with his last remaining High School affairs like signing up for the SATs, applying for other colleges one that were so close to home in case Duke wanted to try something new. She even helped him with his AP homework though she did secretly get Jason’s help with his English papers and Tim definitely didn’t glance over and make notes on his math homework to help him understand the concepts better.
When his letters did come in the mail he was accepted into Gotham, Central City, Bludhaven and even Star City top universities. But Duke was unsure of himself again and called Y/n who had returned to Metropolis to finish her last few weeks of her degree before graduating that spring.
“What did I say before Thomas, don’t sell yourself short. You earned those spots and if they aren’t where you wanna go you don’t have to. Follow your own drum remember.”
He grinned,”Thank Sis, I needed to hear that.”
“Anytime, now before i go will you please tell Dick and Dad that I will call them later, they keep calling and texting me.”
Duke doubled over laughing before telling her he’ll tell them.
Duke was the first one in the car the day before the family went to Y/n’s Graduation, him and his brothers fought over shot gun which was vetoed by Alfred who made them all sit in the back of the car.
By the time the got their the ceremony had begun and a small crowd burst through the auditorium and made their ways to their seats where Clark, Lois, Jon and Diana were already sitting.
“Late again?” Diana chuckled.
“Bathroom breaks.” Bruce replied.
Luckily Y/n was next and the group from her family was so loud that the crowd chuckled and some joined in too.
She was top of her class and even gave the speech for them.
After walking outside she was swept up to strong arms.”I’ve very proud of you.” Bruce said.
“Thanks Dad, but you’re crushing me.” Bruce reluctantly released her but she she immediately hugged by her brothers and sisters.
“You’ve made us so proud little Bat.” Dick practically sob.
“Grayson can you please stop with the dramatic.”
“Well what will you do know, are staying here or will you move back to Gotham?” Tim questioned.
She shrugged,”I dunno I will come home for a bit before I decide though.”
A choir of Yes from Damian, Duke, and Alfred didn’t go unnoticed.
“Well whatever you decide, we’ll be here for you.” Jason side hugged her.
Alder sobbed and received everyone attention,”it feels me with joy to know at least one of you finished college.”
“But Alfre—
“Silence Master don’t ruin my moment.” Bruce rolled his eyes as Clark and Lois chuckled and Diana shook her head before turning to the graduate.
“Well young one you’ve accomplished much today and I think you should be very proud of yourself.”
“I am thank you guys for coming.”
Tim scoffed,”B practically ran half off the inmates into their cells to not miss today.”
Everyone chuckled as Bruce looked aloof and starting walk towards the door,”I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
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I hope you enjoyed this miniseries. I will do more with different people in the DC Universe.
Specifically with the other teams next to either the JLU or the titans or all of them in some capacity.
My asks are open so please, leave me any Requests! ☺️
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thevernofficial · 2 years
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Batfam Social Media pt 12! A little late addition to the Father's Day Bruce Wayne but eh. Sue me. Also Tim on ao3. I make the canon now.
Me: sitting here getting over covid and with dislocated shoulder.
also Me: sounds like batman time.
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luvly-writer · 1 year
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“You are my sunshine”
Jason Todd x Latina! Reader
Social Media Au
Summary: Whilst fighting a magical being, a vision of a girl, to be precise Jason’s soulmate, is shown to the batfamily.
Profiles
Status: Finished
Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Galas and bets
Part 3: Meetings
Part 4: Dinners and numbers
Part 5: Flowers
Part 6: Siblings are annoying
Part 7: Masquerade Gala
Part 8: And so we meet again.
Part 9: Dancing with recognition
Part 10: Deals and Intimacy
Part 11: LETS DISCUSS
Part 12: Two girls can be a handful
Part 13: Batfam POV Aftermath
Part 14: Day with Damian
Part 15: She lives in daydreams with me
Part 16: Feelings bouta get complicated
Part 17: The art of alcohol and yearning for love
Part 18: we were too drunk
Part 19: Save me from this sorrow
Part 20: Sweet like honey
Part 21: Jason’s lover boy era
Part 22: Girlies and Clingy
Part 23: Jason Todd is a whore and Steph is a menace
Part 24: Grounded and missing home
Part 25: Salsa?
Part 26: Red Hood stan?
Part 27: I know what the chaos brings
Part 28: It chaos, we love
Part 29: You are my safe heaven
Part 30: Darkness, violence, and all
Part 31: Wayne’s Night In
Part 32: She is the moment!
Part 33: We slowly heal
Part 34: Halloween
Part 35: We give thanks
Part 36: Thanks indeed
Part 37: Nola Took it Personally
Part 38: Hello Caribbean!
Part 39: Meeting the Family
Part 40: This love of ours
Part 41: Welcome Back!
Part 42: A year of Preparations
Part 43: The Wedding Article
Part 44: Dear lovebirds,
Part 45: Happily ever after!
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Extras:
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