#batboys shennigans
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Situation I think happens between Dick and Jason.
Dick: Yeah, look, I'd really love to go to your sister's 6th wedding, I really would. But I can't, I have to pick up my little brother from his boxing competition that day. After that I promised him that we would go for ice cream! I can't let him down!
X: Aw, I understand, will you send me pictures after the competition? I want to know if he won anything!
Dick: Sure!!! I'll show you as soon as it's over.
_____ the next day_____
Dick, excitedly showing his colleague a picture of Jason, who is bigger than him and completely sweaty and bruised, proudly clutching his heavyweight championship trophy: Isn't he adorable?
X: What the fuck did they feed that kid?
Dick: Yeah, he's always asking for doubles.
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Drake, isn’t a first name?
A situation which I think happened at the beginning with Damian, who literally has two mother tongues.
I have the feeling that, at least at the beginning, because of some translation issues and things like that, Damian called Tim by his surname because he thought or sensed that it was his middle name.
I don't know if all cultures handle a middle name, at least in mine they do, very often. And at least one way to annoy the other person, especially when you're little (at school or between siblings or cousins) is to call them by their middle name.
Among siblings it is much more common, because the family or the child always chooses which of the two he or she is called by. Whether it is the first or the second. And we tend to get annoyed when someone uses the other name on purpose.
I can only think of a confused little Damian, calling Tim by his surname because he thinks it's his middle name, and I just wanted to annoy him a bit. Bc he wants the attention of Tim for something.
Tim, confused because now he and Damian are getting along, but he's still calling him by his last name.
And Jason, laughing his ass off, because neither of them understand that Drake sounds, at least to other countries, more like a first name than a last name.
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What's New Scooby-Doo?
So, yeah, long time no see you guys or read you, but after watching several videos of Simple Plan's last concert in my FY of Tiktok I couldn't help but get some energy out and post this Batfam idea out of my head.
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Suppose Simple Plan comes to Gotham, for a concert, all with proper security and with special insurance that several artists get to be able to quietly do their concerts without risk or ups and downs.
All the brothers decide to go to the concert because they really don't usually go to these activities without some ulterior motive… and because it's Simple Plan. It really is a good band, why not?
But, Damian, being the youngest (I don't know, let's assume he's really no older than 7), refuses to go in normal clothes.
Thalia had gotten him a pair of Scooby Doo pajamas the last time she visited him, and he's been wearing them almost every day; because he's a dog and he loves dogs; and, to complete the game, Bruce managed to get all the Scooby Doo episodes for Damian to watch.
… unfortunately, the night of the concert is one of those nights that Damian ussually do his Scooby Doo's marathon.
And he already had a tantrum, because Damian doesn't usually have tantrums, when he noticed that Tim and Cass wanted to put a miniature band polo shirt on him.
Since it's almost time to go, and they don't want to be late, Dick and Jason simply put him in the car, put some sneakers on him and drive at full speed to the concert.
And that's when the magic happens.
During the concert, they start playing the intro of the series.
And, since he was quite down all night, Damian seems to cheer up and starts jumping all over the place, trying to watch the Scooby Doo videos on the screens.
Jason carries him on his shoulders, trying to prevent him from hurting himself jumping in such a crowded place, thanks to that a member of the Marketing staff manages to spot him (let's be honest, Jason did a great job, he has a respectable height, surpassing Bruce).
And when Dick and Tim least realize it, Damian is jumping on stage, singing and dancing the best he can while the band plays, Jason watching him from the sidelines. Cass, Duke and Steph recording the moment so they can share it with Bruce.
At the end of the night, Damian is completely knocked out in the back of the car, full of candy that some assistants gave him on the sly. With his costume full of confetti and, to everyone's great tranquility and misfortune, autographed by all the members of the band.
No one now knows how to tell Thalia that she should get a new pair of pajamas. At least if they want to keep the autographs on this one from being erased by wear and tear.
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Jason have some memory issues
Situation that I really believe, and although I have no proof I have no doubts either, have definitely happened with Jason.
(Those who have read the book will understand what I mean by the line of events and the family tree).
Tim: So, let me get this straight.
Jason: Tell me.
Tim: You've read 100 Years of Solitude by Garcia Marquez.
Jason: Of course I have.
Tim: Without the need for notes on the timeline and events.
Jason: Uh-huh.
Tim: And without making notes of the Buendia’s family tree, regarding the family mess and their children and bastards.
Jason: I'm not weak-minded. And in the end the 17 Aurelianos were recognized by their grandmother, Úrsula, so they are not bastards. Your point?
Tim: My point? You know the family tree with no problem of confusion, but you keep confusing my Starbucks order even though it's just a triple espresso with 2 sugars?! Something I always ask for!!!
Jason: Why? Buendia’s family life is much more entertaining than your cappuccino and ice cream. That’s why.
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Aunti Di es here!!!
Situations that Diana Prince aka Wonder Women aka Aunt Di has experienced with all the Robins at different stages of her life.
Diana: Well, we're here and your parents don't come back until later tonight… What do you want to do?
Dick: Can we make biscuits?
Diana: Are you allowed to be in the kitchen?
Dick: I think so, why?
Diana: Well, I'm not, but if you're in charge nothing bad can happen. Right?
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Diana: Oh sweet boy, if you don't eat your sweets you're not going to grow big and strong like an Amazon.
Jason: But I'm a boy… I can't be an Amazon.
Diana: Technicalities, the point is that if you don't eat your vegetables I can't eat ice cream, and if I can't eat ice cream, you can't either. See where I'm going?
Jason: I want mine to be double chocolate and it's a deal.
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Diana: I'll add extra caramel if you eat all the peppers in less than 5 minutes.
Tim: Aunt Di.
Diana: Yes, my sweet little herudit?
Tim: What was texting like before computers and smart phones?
Diana: By mail or fax.
Tim: And before that?
Diana: Well, messengers and messenger birds, the type of bird depended on the individual.
Tim: And you sent a lot of messages with birds?
Diana: I will say yes.
Tim: And how did the bird not get lost?
Diana, not knowing how to explain: And if we go for cake?
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Diana: Eat boy, eat, you must be big and strong.
Damian: Like my father?
Diana: Forget your father, I'll take him a head high.
Damian: So?
Diana: As big and strong as me, of course. Or don't you want to beat me in training?
Damian finishes all his food in less than a minute and orders a double.
#diana prince#wonder women#batman#batfamily#batboys#batboys shennigans#aunti Diana#jason tood#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#Diana is like a child too#She loves his nephews
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