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frownyalfred · 8 months
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Jason showing up at Dick's precinct in Bludhaven in the full Red Hood costume: hey Dick, look at this huge moth that I found --
Dick: get that out of here --
Jason: *releases mutant moth into the precinct and runs out* whoops, there it goes
Dick: you fucker --
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picory · 2 months
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born to say Yippie!
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welcometosasakiworld · 9 months
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DPXDC prompt #29
Everything was perfect, Jason has an amazing girlfriend, the pit is quieter, and he is getting along well with his family. The only thing he didn't like it was his family demands in meeting his girlfriend, soon to be wife if he got the courage to ask her brother for permission.
Tim: So... how did you guys meet, Jason is considered the 'black sheep'?
God bless his soul, his girlfriend decided to be gremlin.: Oh, everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things... like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a lie-detecting test. :)
Jason: Which cousin was this?
Danielle 'Chaotic Little Shit' Fenton: *whisper to jason* I am the cousin... *throw a smile towards his family*.
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Carol:
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Kamala somewhere in the background:
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE!!!
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Duke had the time of his life that afternoon.
He wasn’t as talented in dancing as Cass but when she had asked him if he wanted to join her for an improv duet dance challenge he agreed with little fuss.
He did not know that the duos were random too.
He can’t complain, his partner Danny was talented and was clearly having just as much fun as he was dancing to usher in front of strangers.
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carpyow · 1 year
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Sterek fic idea based on a tiktok, the one inspired by Conan Gray's wish you were sober.
Stiles has a crush on his older brother's best friend(or best friend's older brother, either one works), Derek, however only sees Stiles as a little kid.
*Montage of Stiles being absolutely in love with Derek and Derek treating Stiles like a kid or calling him kid*.
:Derek calls Stiles while drunk because he needs help getting home, and while Stiles puts Derek to bed, Derek tells him he wants to kiss him. Derek falls asleep and Stiles tells him he wish he was sober.
*Derek obviously forgets about it, Stiles of course does not*
:Derek gets in a serious relationship, Stiles is obviously heartbroken. Lydia helps Stiles get over derek by setting him up on dates, none of them go well.
:Stiles meets Parrish and they just click together so they start "dating" . Derek finds out about it by seeing them out on a date and being all sweet. He gets jealous and angry but is also confused and in denial so he thinks he's just being overprotective and brotherly.
*Cora or someone else points out that nothing about his feelings and actions scream brotherly, cue realization of feelings and breaking up with partner who knew about Derek's feelings way before Derek knew about his*
(idk what else happens)
Obviously Derek and Stiles ends up together and live happily ever after.
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zhenguan · 6 months
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nephilimsss · 2 years
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𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗿. austin butler
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PAIRING ➨ austin butler x f!reader
GENRE ➨ fluff
SUMMARY ➨ inspired by that one tiktok of the kid stealing the girl’s chipotle queso dip. i like to think austin would find it hilarious. 
WARNINGS ➨ none that i can think of.
𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧
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ever since austin has finally finished filming elvis, the two of you seemed to have flown everywhere, from france to attend the cannes film festival, to attending the met gala in new york, going back to australia for a much-needed vacation, and so much more. now that you were back home in l.a., however, you both decided to settle down for a bit before austin had to go anywhere else for filming projects. it seemed like every day he was taking you on a date, visiting new lunch places the two of you have never gone to before, old dinner spots you were regulars at, and even different diners that still held on to their traditions from when they first opened.
sometimes, however, you two just wanted a quick meal, and so that afternoon, you both held hands as you walked down to chipotle to eat whatever you both built. you, of course, bought a burrito filled with your favorite toppings and even decided to pig out on the chips with queso dip, which the two of you would share. you asked for two separate containers of queso, knowing austin loved dousing his chips in the dip.
taking a sip of the watermelon limeade you had poured, austin telling a little story from the set of elvis, you see a little hand reach onto your table and grab the little plastic cup of queso you kept on your side of the metal tray. "uh -" you stutter, feeling flabbergasted at the occurrence. "oh wait. . ."
"bye," the kid held eye contact with you, turning around to go to an empty table, where you could barely see him put the container down. from right in front of you, you hear austin laugh, putting his hand in front of his mouth as he stares at your shocked expression. "did he just steal my cheese?" you ask him, pulling more laughter from his plump lips. he nods, "yeah, he did."
"okay," you stood up, seeing that the kid had just left the area from where he put down the dip, and you hurried over to steal it back. you made eye contact with him, and with a swiftness you never had before, you snatched the container back and were about to go back to your seat when you see him steal austin's. "huh?" he all but shouts, staring after the kid that stole his, and you break into a fit of laughter. the cheese in the container jiggled, and you put it back down on the table before it spilled on the floor.
"oh okay, you. . ." austin struggled to say. "you can have it."
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squash1 · 2 years
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gansey: it costs zero dollars to be nice.
ronan: how much does it cost to be an asshole?
gansey:
ronan: i’ll venmo you.
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annabellelupin · 1 year
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marlene: ok look when a baby cries they get boobs put in their mouth and they stop crying
marlene: im just saying the next time i cry-
dorcas: are you being serious right now
marlene: i mean if you're going to call me a baby anyways-
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ririchanva · 2 years
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   Based on the Tiktok video ft. The Boys~ ;)
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Stray Kids are my happy place 💜
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Based on this tik tok by lino1zq:
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labitchette · 2 years
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France: *leans to kiss England*
England: *stops him* I knew there was something off about you
England: you're gay
England: *kisses France*
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levmada · 7 months
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Armin would find a bug in his salad and apologize to it for drenching it in balsamic vinaigrette 💔
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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Dear Freddie,
(The letter from Nobody’s Fault but my Own)
I tried making a joke today. Don’t think it was a good one though. George smiled at it, haven’t seen his smile in ages. Ron works at Weasley Wizards Wheezes on the weekends. Says he enjoys it, but between you and me, I think it’s more because it gives him a means to forget. To act like a kid again.
In other news, I’m now in the muggle liaisons office. A needed change of pace and scenery. Allows me to be closer to dad. Loads more interesting than being the junior assistant for the minister of magic. I think I’m starting to see why my dear siblings found me pretentious. But I can’t refute my actions even if I thought I was doing right by the family.
I hope you can forgive me. Sometimes I wish it was me instead. Or that the wall wiped us both out. That way I wouldn’t feel guilt whenever I garner up the courage to look George in the eye. That the shivers and the night after night filled with nightmares would end. Wish that your last interaction on this earth was with him rather than me. But I unfortunately don’t own a time turner and Hermione returned hers long ago.
Fred, I miss you and I’m sorry.
Your brother,
Percy
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jadespeedster17 · 2 years
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*Loud bang*
Ingo: Emmet? What was that?
Emmet: Just my clothes hitting the ground.
Ingo: That sounded rather big to just be clothes.
Emmet: That’s cause I was still in them.
Ingo: . . . Are you alright?
Emmet: I’m fiiiiiine
Ingo: . . . Do you require assistance?
Emmet: I’m Fiiiiine *weak laughter while whining*
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