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moldycrustyvoldy · 1 year

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Interviewer (probably Barty): What's your type? James *sighs*: Mean, with a soft spot, hotter than his brother, looks gorgeous while threatening people, the most beautiful person in the world. Barty: What's your type? Regulus: What kind of fucking question is that? James Potter. *Cue James squealing and kicking his feet in the background*

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evyltalks · 3 months

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Commission for @/sapphoista on ig

Barty never without a cigarette

#barty the baddest bitch in this town #marauders #marauders fanart #art #fanart #pierced barty #tattooed barty #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty jr #commisions open #commission #art commisions

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starchasersversion · 2 days

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everyone talking about rare relationship but what about RARE FRIENDSHIPS? here's my favourite ones i have seen

reg and marlene

james and all the slytherins tbh (mainly pandora and dorcas)

sirius and barty

reg and mary

evan and remus

peter and reg

marlene evan and barty

lily and barty

and probs others that i have forgotten

#yes marls and rosekiller because of only the brave bite me bitch #but i have seen all these in fics and i LOVED THEM #also im a sucker for gryffindor/slytherin friendships if you didn't notice #james potter #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #pandora rosier #evan rosier #sirius black #remus lupin #barty crouch jr #mary macdonald

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sylviaplathenthusiast · 4 months

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i do not excuse the actions of my favourite characters. i accept and embrace them. i welcome them with open arms. i settle into bed with my favourite characters, brush through their hair with my fingers and say “that’s it, baby, be a menace to society, just like that”

#its all justified #love them because of their flaws #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora rosier #remus lupin #when the authors note is like ‘we gotta keep in mind that *character* is going through this this and that’#and im like BORIIIIING #i want chaos #bitching moaning #be a horrible person #i still know youre my baby girl

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jameskinniefr · 9 days

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I just want Barty crouch to think I'm cool

#barty crouch is insane but he's so fucking cool #barty will probably look at me once irl and call me a peasant #that bitch crazy and im here for it #coolest mf #marauders #bartyyyyy #james potter #marauders era #barty crouch jr #jegulus #jamesfleamontpotter

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none-of-it-was-accidental · 5 months

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i put the bi in ‘resting bitch face’

#bi panic #bisexual #lgbt #queer #gay #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #relateable #resting bitch face

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florsial · 6 months

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Barty would never hurt him.

That is why Regulus trusts him. That is why Regulus lets Barty do what he wants. That’s why when Barty places a blade against his neck. Regulus pays no mind.

“Lovely,” Regulus hums, flipping the page of his book before leaning head against Barty’s shoulder, “drop the blade, we both know you can’t do anything.”

“Shame,” Barty replies, dropping the knife and pressing his face into Regulus’ neck. Though, Regulus can still feel the cold blade sneak up under his shirt.

#bartylus #regulus and barty #barty and regulus #barty crouch junior #bartemius crouch junior #barty crouch jr #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #writing #regulus arcturus black #barty x regulus #regulus x barty #knifeplay type shit #these bitches gay #slytherin

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olivers-cocoapuffs · 10 months

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Regulus “I’d pray to god that you would choke if I had one” Black

Evan “I’d put a noose around your throat if I had one” Rosier

Barty “I’d put this bullet through your skull if I had one” Crouch jr

James “no, I don’t have proof, but I would kill you” Potter

#These psycho crazy bitches #i love em #i collect em like pokemon #(James has definitely said that exact sentence before)#evan rosier #regulus black #barty crouch jr #james potter #rosestarkillerchaser #slytherin skittles #the marauders

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moonfulmoony · 5 months

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rip barty crouch jr you would have loved cult of dionysus

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sn4pe · 7 months

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wtf is the marauders fandom istg

u guys love your little death eater characters sm and then turn around and say snape sucks like. okay. you just gave regulus sev’s entire backstory wdym.

ppl who say they love barty and evan r the same ppl who comment ‘stan james potter’ on snape vids on tiktok. as if they themselves r not stanning and babygirlifying ppl who have the exact qualities in snape that they claim to hate

weird ass double standard. like, u can hate snape idc but it’s weird as fuck to go after snape fans when you yourself like death eater characters.

“Oh but there’s not much canon info on them and snape’s a child abuser”

last part is debatable but BARTY LITERALLY ABUSED CHILDREN?? 4TH BOOK?? HELLO??? He tortured an animal in the middle of class, and turned a kid into a ferret and assaulted him?? he was also a death eater?? People will then proceed to make Barty racist and homophobic in their fanon and then be like ‘but he’s repressed and closetted 🥺 poor thing’ do you fucking hear yourselves.

#anti marauders fandom #slytherin skittles #small ramble #bitching #regulus black #don’t get me started on how jegulus is just jeverus rebranded #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

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waywardwindee · 8 months

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at his birthday party, barty would demand gifts at the door or the person wouldn't be allowed in

#barty crouch jr #marauders #slytherin skittles #he's that bitch #i love him.#headcanon

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always-reading · 3 months

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Apparently it’s to much to ask for any sort of marauders fic where they get their shit together the first time and shit doesn’t hit the fan 🤦🏼‍♀️ dramatic bitches

#marauders au #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #wolfstar #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #james potter #dramatic bitches

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gods-graveyard · 6 days

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I would do the handwriting trend- but I already know my chicken scratch would end up as Barty.

#barty crouch jr #im not even joking #i wrote an assignment on the board for class #teacher- “whats that say”?#I had to respond “I have no idea”#sunnys rants and rambles #sunny rambles #college life #handwriting #handwriting trend #whose handwriting #its bitch boy

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hasturlover · 6 months

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Which marauder ships?

#idc if i steal it #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #lily evans #sirius black #jegulus #jily #jegulily #rosekiller #marauders #dead gay wizards #nobleflower #wolfstar #dorlene #why theres 4 ships containing lily? she has the rizz to get all (awesome)bitches #'why jegulily there when its not a throuple trope' they are my favorite lil beans actually and i have imagination so next!!#my two sins are i forgot nobleflower exists because im lucissa and fralice enjoyer but i love the concept of nobleflower but augahaj #the other sin is i forgot bartylus as well because theyre exes in my mind

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maiiefizz · 3 months

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Hello my favorite friends.

I'm so into it at the moment that I might be able to publish my first FanFiction soon. It's still in my native language and not quite finished yet, but if I continue at this pace, it could come out in the next few months. March at the latest, I guess? It's about the time after the prank. With Wolfstar, Starchaser, Rosekiller and a little bit of Moonrosekiller.

Remus is a mix of bad guy and a pathetic Bitch,

Sirius is just pathetic

James is a simp (obv)

Barty is a bitch

Evan is Asexual but loves fun with his boys.

It's T Rated, I guess. No explicit Nsfw but you will get it.

It's like either a One shot or like 2 or 3 Shot.

At the moment, I have 28K Words

But I'm not happy with the ending

Everyone is queer, I guess.

I think I'll call it Drama Queen because they all are Drama Queens.

It includes quotes from my favorite fanfictions as well as from the original movies and song lyrics. I don't want to support jkr and I don't stand by their opinions

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thefloatingwriter · 9 months

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barty laughs like a hyena pass it on

#dayne talks #barty crouch jr #the marauders era #this bitch literally laughs like a maniac and evan/james/regulus/whoever you ship him with are just like #i want that one #and everyone else is just like ????#someone on this hellsite said his animagus would be a hyena and i haven’t known peace since

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