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i can't forget screenshot from forum with his flat booty (it's kinda cute for me 👉👈)
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Bared
"Draco darling, it's way too hot to be sitting out here, even with these tall glasses of lemonade." Pansy fusses, adjusting her sunglasses and slathering more sunscreen on her legs.
"A little sun won't kill you. Vitamin D is extremely important for the human body, Pans," Draco replies, artfully adjusting his open shirt and crossing his long, shorts-clad legs.
"Oh," Pansy lifts her sunglasses and smiles wickedly as a tall, dark-haired man in joggers and a bare torso approaches them.
"Hey Draco," he smiles jogging on the spot.
"Vitamin D, I see," Pansy drawls as Draco swats her and approaches his neighbour.
@drarrymicrofic May Prompt #8 - Bared
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This is written for the prompt ‘bared’ from @drarrymicrofic
Last mermay microfic of this year!!
Word count: 125
Drarry microfic: the land human
Draco watched from behind a large rock as the land human took off all their clothes and walked into the cold, salty ocean water.
A blush was slowly creeping up Draco’s pale cheeks. He couldn’t deny it. The land human was absolutely gorgeous.
From the messy dark hair and the strong muscles in their arms, to the bared chest glistening with droplets of water. It was quite a sight to see.
As the land human walked further into the water, Draco hid more behind the rock. They couldn’t see him yet. It was too dangerous. He couldn’t be sure.
But Neptune be damned if the urge to press his cold, wet lips to that warm, inviting chest wasn’t simmering in the pit of his stomach.
Prompt from May 27th
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
#ITS MY FAVOURITE PASTA RECIPE#tastes so so good and delicious and hearty and warm#doesn’t require many ingredients or effort and is so yummy#I have sensory issues and digestive disorders and this recipe brings me so much joy#barely anything to remember!!! rich while still easy on the stomach!!!!#listen to my gibberish boy#you can add any amount of sugar and vinegar and cheese it works regardless#I UPPED THE GARLIC BECAUSE OF FEEDBACK BTW#AND PUT THE CHEESE AT THE END TO AVOID IT STICKING TO THE POT
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ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell
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make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-
#shitpost#pot dog#pot dot#doodles#sites just remain normal challenge impossible#i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to#the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting#i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency
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#the past couple of days really laid bare everyone's hypocrisy#and Netanyahu is saying with a straight face that he is a peacemaker#???#iran#Palestine#israel#david cameron#kay burley#free palestine#gaza#middle east#gaza strip#free gaza#fuck israel
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function#with sleep#getting ready for work#commute#cooking#and errands#I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day#and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do#and that's with a very short commute#if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work#i see my friends like once every few weeks or months#because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising#and none of us even have kids or anything!!
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classic online experience
#its me#doodle#teenagers are fighting wars with each other that adults can only barely hope to comprehend
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other
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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
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already there. i'm doing my part 🫡
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Hey so remember how grocery prices suddenly jackknifed during lockdown and never went back down?
Well turns out the companies would have done that shit either way and had been steadily price-fixing for the last decade!
Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson just announced more than $40 million in court-ordained Fuck You money from massive swaths of food production companies are to be paid out to households earning at or below 175% of the federal poverty level ($25.5k for 1 person, $34.5k for 2 people households) before Dec 31st of this year. Happy Holidays.
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"The bottom line here is that my legal team took on two large corporate price-fixing conspiracies that increased the cost for groceries for Washington families. We've prevailed, and as a result, we are sending checks to over 400,000 Washington households."
Cannot stress enough the extent of the conspiracies he's talking about here. 15 out of the total 19 chicken producers got nailed in this lawsuit. Not the total number of conspirators, mind, just the ones who left enough evidence for the AG to kick their ass in so expedient a manner. Make no mistake, all 19 were in on it. The court case against the rest of them has been delayed until October of next year, though. None of them are making it out unscathed.
Tuna didn't escape antitrust horseshit either, because the CEOs of Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, and Bumblebee Tuna had a fucking group chat where they complained that the price of tuna was "too low" and they agreed to artificially inflate the price.
“What’s so maddening about the conduct of these companies is the reason that they engaged in this price-fixing conspiracy was greed. They wanted to make money."
So anyway the AG who nailed their asses to the wall and continues to do so is running for governor. If you live in Washington, could be worth your vote when primary season rolls around.
#news#uspol#monopolies#so hey i guess the world isn't complete bullshit even if the settlement money really shoulda been higher#cause deep down you know they only settled because they knew the money was barely going to be a slap on the wrist#Youtube
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like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
#physical touch? kill with bare hands#gifts? weapons#words of affirmation? 'wow you killed those guys so fast'#quality time? 'wow you're killing these guys so slowly'#mumbling
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my old man dog isn't great at hopping up on the couch anymore but he CAN do it and he will NOT accept help. it's almost adorable except when he just stands in front of me and barks at me to get out of "his" spot so that i'll stop what i'm doing, get up off the couch, and watch as he spends 5 minutes hyping himself up to jump into my newly vacant seat
#the man is 7000 years old and has gotten very entitled because of it#(because of us)#(we barely discipline him anymore)#(how could we)#(you look at his old man grays and try saying no)
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