Astarion: lean into it! Don't resist your urges! Just be yourself!
The Dark Urge: *Eats a Dwarf*
Astarion: oh shit you're crazy-crazy.... know what, I can work with this, it's fine
The Dark Urge: *tries to kill Astarion specifically in the night*
Astarion: H E Y NOW.... no, you know what. I can still work with this.
This man hasn't had a single thing to call his own besides his clothing in 200 years, his Person may be absolutely fucked but he's not returning them for a refund, he's gonna keep em.
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STUPID MANTHING
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My daughter just asked if she could sleep with my Sebastian Stan blanket. And she was caught kissing my pillow. Hubby stared at me as if it was somehow my fault.
Until I reminded him that he bought me that stuff.
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welcome to the fandom! i love your art!!! =D im sorry if it sounds weird but what are your thoughts on narilamb and leshycat?
Thank you Anon <3
Oh, I'm a NariLamb and LeshyCat truther, I've been eyeing these ships even before I got the game and I looove going thru tags to gain a bit of sanity in-between work lmao.
Also I'm a big fan of these two relationships being literally like
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I'm wearing a dress at work today and apparently it has brought out the chivalry in all the men at my office today bahahah
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DEE CANONICALLY HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT DEE YOU LOSER
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Me seeing takes where John hates Sherlock:
Me seeing takes where John hurts Sherlock:
Me seeing takes where John leaves Baker Street:
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.... Noise I swear to Shiva the destroyer if you fuck with peppino.
Ayo? The fuck are you mad at me for? Who do you think you a-
That's it! Fucking with Peppino! I should go do that! Thanks for the reminder!
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Mira the Cleric of Ilmater is doing a guy-gang run with her companions typically consisting of Gale, Wyll, and Astarion.
She makes a lot of good aligned choices, and I was surprised to see Wyll and Gale MAX OUT approval so quickly in Act 1
I can only imagine Astarion feeling miserable throughout this entire mess, as he is getting the solid mixture of approve/disapprove leaving him sort of unsure of how much he likes his leader, but being forced to follow her Cheerleader Squad around who wave pompoms and pop party kazoo's for he every time she speaks.
Mira: *does a thing*
Wyll and Gale, screaming, foaming st the mouth, getting custom t-shirts made with her face on it
Astarion: ..... Yay. Woo. Ugh. *brushes confetti off his shoulder*
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"what? no hug for me?" i am dying @ Crosshair not even hesitating to say that to Echo,, if he had said that to Hunter and Wrecker he would have been absolutely OBLITERATED hgfdsfghjklasdfg
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Just tried to send my hubby a screenshot of something. Ended up sending him a gif of Sebastian Stan. Couldn't delete it before he saw it.
"I'm sorry. Ignore that."
"Aww, honey, how do you expect me to ignore those blue eyes?"
"HA. I didn't mean to send that."
"I did wonder where you were going with that..."
😂🤣😂
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---———:꒰ ..I had this strange dream about apples today.. I should probably write it down before I forget. ꒱:
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