Sometimes I think about how percy could have technicaly sent Mr. D a message
So in the last Olympian Mr D brought Percy to have a chat with him in that pub where those oldies were having a party. He said “a little of my essence is wherever there is a party” paraphrasing.
Now. To my point. Percy, Annabeth, ect are on a quest and they need to send Mr D a message. They haven’t got money or water.
Percy pauses walks over to an old jukebox presses some buttons mange’s to turn it on
“BOOGIE LET’S BOOGIE BOOGIE LIKE YOU MEAN IT”
He starts eating a muffin while shuffling about a bit mumbling a long to the words.
Annabeth and crew look confused but not surprised (they are all adhd intrusive thoughts win).
Percy explains so they all join in to make an ‘party’ awkwardly bopping as they sing their message hoping their party attacked his essence and he got the message.
Percy: yo listen back in the day- yo listen
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bruce: My son would never, how dare you officer.
jason: Actually bruce, I did steal that car.
bruce:......
bruce [throwing his hands in the air]: What do you want him to do, not steal it when it's right there!
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recently some friends and I've been playing OFF
a bonus funny:
(its epsilon)
thanks to @tjs-stuffs for telling me this idea should exist
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Sluttin' it out with Bam & Jenn
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And They Were Roommates
Larissa: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
*back in the day*
Larissa: *makes out with Morticia*
Morticia: *casually f*cks Larissa into oblivion*
Larissa and Morticia: *cuddle every single night, steal kisses, and wake up in each other's embrace and all that*
*present time*
Morticia: Oh, what fun we had, isn't it, Larissa?
Larissa, straight up gay panicking over the woman: *grits teeth* yes. what fun indeed...
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