He's just-...He's just standing there, really✿
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"Robin preferred to spend time with Sophie rather than Humphrey because he wanted to learn French." WRONG, Robin clearly favored Sophie because he's a girl dad.
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Every time Pickle smiles, a flower blooms
Cutie ♡
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Every time tubbo plays a UK commercial I become more worried for whatever the fuck the UK thinks is okay to air on tv
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I'm convinced that Bo has consistently tangled his victims up in the dungeon sex swing like he's never smooth with it
oh 100% PLS 😭
trying 2 figure out the machinations of his bargain bin ass sex swing..............doing that little pissy face he does when carly locks him out of his stupid truck
get ur leg thru the DAMN loop this is MAH sex sahwing
imagine him tryin 2 use a vibrator or smthn and the swing is just constantly spinning around and around and he can't get a solid grip on it so he's just slowly spiraling into little baby toddler rage
he gets so pissed he fucks up part of it and has to "fix" it w/duct tape but. just like his murderfuck chair. and his fragile ego. it breaks apart w/the slightest breeze and now he has to rely on his stupid cinder block mattress for his fred flintstone antics
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and you will learn the trick of making
(unrated/non-explicit; 3737 words)
Beloved only children, perilous quests, ill-advised bargains with an ancient witch. We all know how this story goes, right?
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and if you enjoy, perhaps consider a reblog? 💖
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Larry spoke in a magazine interview about how much the twins who played baby Mia loved him in the Robin makeup and I'm now sad we didn't see Robin interact with her after seeing her come home.
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10. Go tell your partner you love them! Now! Go on!!
【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏. 】 @gumpistol @snowdrcp
❝ What, so ya can watch me bein' all soft with yer nakama?
I ain't doin' that shit in front of ya, don't be a fuckin' freak. ❞
There's no way in hell he would willingly let Luffy hear something like that, he would never live it down. He would immediately perish. He would die of humiliation on the spot.
He's just going to literally kidnap her and take her to his own ship instead so Luffy doesn't have to see.
Don't tell him what to do, he'll tell his missus he loves her because he wants to, not because Straw Hat told him to.
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