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thejanewestin · 6 years

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Brooklyn 99/Pacific Rim crossover

The weird thing about being a cop was that it was pretty much the same whether or not the entire world was slowly being squashed by giant alien lizard ocean monsters.

Okay, yes, there was slightly more debris, so the roads were a tiny bit more difficult to navigate without a pickaxe and a shovel, but people still got robbed and murdered and carjacked and the very least Jake could do for his country and the human race was to catch the robbers and murderers and carjackers.

If only the pickaxes and shovels weren’t quite so necessary.

“This—was—not—one—of—my—better—decisions,” Jake grunted, punctuating each word with a jab at the giant kaiju—intestine? Heart?—that was currently slumped and oozing all over Jake’s car.

“Peralta!”

Jake turned, dropping the snow shovel he’d been using to hack at the kaiju guts.

“Captain!” He laughed nervously. “What—what’s up, man? I mean, sir. What’s up, sir? Um.” Jake blinked. “Nice hat.”

“You realize that kaiju blood is highly toxic,” Holt said. He was wearing a hazmat suit that Jake could only assume he made himself. It appeared to be mostly garbage bags and duct tape. He was holding a broom.

“Yeah, uh.” Jake turned back to the guts on his car. He didn’t particularly want to explain to Captain Holt that he’d taken some files home to review. Neon Gambit had made quick work of the kaiju this morning, chopping it into little bite-sized pieces with its—buzz saw?—whatever that was, but the unfortunate fallout was all over Jake’s car, trapping the purloined box. “Would you believe it if I told you I joined a cleanup crew?”

“I would not.” Holt angled the broom and used the end of its handle to lift Jake’s fingers, one by one, off the shovel.

Jake let go of the shovel. It hit the icy sidewalk with a clank.

“Inside,” Holt commanded. He pivoted on his plastic-wrapped heel and went up the steps of the precinct.

***

Jake walked into the bullpen literally thirty seconds after Holt. He looked around. “Captain?”

“Peralta.”

Jake turned. Holt was standing in the doorway of his office, looking immaculately groomed, no sign of the plastic bag suit anywhere.

Jake sputtered. “How—?”

“I will be hosting a friend from out of town this weekend,” Holt said, looking around the bullpen at his assembled detectives. “He’ll be staying with Kevin and me while he’s here. We will be having a late afternoon reception for him on Saturday and I would like you all to attend, if you are so inclined.”

Jake grinned. “That sounds like a wild party.”

“We will provide food and beverages,” Holt said. “Please, no wine drink.”

Jake raised his hand. “Hey, Captain?”

Holt blinked at him, which Jake took as a sign that he could talk. “Can I bring a plus-one?”

Amy frowned at Jake. “I thought I was your plus-one.”

“Technically,” Charles said, “a plus-one is someone who isn’t already invited to the event. Emily Post recommends a two-envelope system for inviting your guest’s guest. Do you have envelopes, Captain? If you don’t have some picked out, I can give you recommendations. There’s an excellent stationery shop—”

Holt interrupted, clenching his jaw. “I do not need envelopes, Boyle.”

Charles shut his mouth. “Right.”

“So, my plus-one...?” Jake let the question hang.

“Fine,” Holt said. “You may have one guest attend. Please ensure they are...” He paused. “Presentable.”

“Pssht.” Jake flapped a hand at Holt. “He’s totally presentable. Totally.”

***

To Amy’s credit, she did not scream when the tentacle fell out of the refrigerator.

She did, however, lurch backwards so fast that she crashed painfully into the island and knocked the open jar of peanut butter onto the floor. It didn’t break, so that was good, but peanut butter slopped over the tile and up the cabinets.

Amy backed slowly away from the tentacle, trying to figure out how to close the refrigerator without touching it.

“Jake,” she called, keeping her voice calm. An explanation. There was surely a reasonable explanation for a tentacle in the refrigerator. Right?

No answer.

She raised her voice. “Jake!”

“In here, Ames!”

Amy went to the bathroom and opened the door.

“What the—”

Jake was kneeling on the floor. A guy with glasses was perched, bird-like, on the toilet seat. They were both poking with sticks at the tub.

“Oh my God!” Amy staggered back. “What the hell is that?”

Jake looked up at Amy, grinning. “Hi, Ames. This is Newt.”

“Do you mean the person,” Amy snapped, “or the pile of guts in the bathtub?”

“Excuse me!” The glasses guy swung his stick around toward Amy. She jumped backwards for the second time in ninety seconds. “This is not a pile of guts. This is an array of samples curated by the finest brains in biology for an extremely important conference that Brooklyn is fortunate enough to host. Please don’t impugn them by calling them guts.”

“I assume this is the reason for the tentacle in the refrigerator,” Amy said from between clenched teeth.

“Proboscis,” Glasses Guy corrected.

“Jake.” Amy glared.

“Uh, Newt.” Jake put down his poking stick and stood up. “Maybe cease and desist for a second, buddy.” He got up and came into the hallway, closing the door behind him.

Amy hoped that the degree of bugginess of her eyes would accurately convey her extreme displeasure.

Jake held up his hands. “I can explain.”

“Please.”

“Newt is in town to give a talk at this, I don’t know, nerd convention.” Jake let his hands fall onto Amy’s shoulders. “He’s only here for three days and I thought it would be okay if he stayed here. Is it okay? Ames? Are you mad?”

“You didn’t think to run it by me first?” Amy said, because of course she was mad, they had a bathtub full of guts.

“He just texted me this morning.” Jake was starting to sound whiny.

“At some point we need to sit down and have a serious conversation about the rules of living together,” Amy said. She stepped away from Jake’s hands and folded her arms. “He needs to get the piles of slime out of all common spaces.”

“Done.” Jake grinned broadly.

“There is to be no Guitar Hero after nine PM.”

“No problem.”

Amy narrowed her eyes. “And I want to know what you mean by nerd convention.”

Jake stuck out his lower lip and shrugged. “Sure.” He pushed the bathroom door open again. “Hey Newt?”

“Hey Jake, you have any big bowls? Like mixing bowls? Glass preferably, but ceramic will work, you probably shouldn’t give me plastic unless you don’t want to use them again.” Newt shoved his glasses up onto his nose with a black-gloved finger.

Two of the slimy piles, Amy saw, had migrated from the bathtub to the sink. Amy smacked Jake on the back.

“Fix this,” she hissed.

“Okay, okay, okay!” Jake reached for the box of rubber gloves.

Amy shuddered. “Tentacle too,” she reminded Jake, and shut the bathroom door.

#Brooklyn 99 #pacific rim #amy santiago #jake peralta #pacific rim au #brooklyn 99 au #fanfiction #fanfic #janewestin writes #newmann #i needed a newmann meet cute #that also involves jake and amy #guess who holt’s guest is #pan atlantic defense corps #crossover queen strikes again #b99

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shanastoryteller · 2 years

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ShanaStoryteller’s Prompt Answers Masterlist B - E

BIG HERO 6

Ghost!Tadashi

BLEACH

Impulse

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

BakuDeku Bakugou and Kirishima Bakugou helps Midoriya Bakugou Helps Midoriya, Part 2 Bakugou/Kirishima/Ochako Bakugo/Todoroki Bakugo/Todoroki, Part 2 Boyfriend vs Best Friend Class A at Pride CFTSC Coda Dad Might Dad Might Dad Might Deku, Endeavor’s Sidekick Fire breathing Izuku First Snowfall Fuck You, Dad Grand Plan High Spec Izuku High Spec Izuku, Part 2 KatsuDeku KatsuDeku, Part 2 KatsuDeku, Part 3 Kirishima and Bakugo Literal Dad-Might Literal Dad-Might, Part 2 Literal Dad-Might, Part 3 Literal Dad-Might, Part 4 Literal Dad-Might, Part 5 Literal Dad-Might, Part 6 Literal Dad-Might, Part 7 Literal Dad-Might, Part 8 Literal Dad-Might, Part 9 Literal Dad-Might, Part 10 Literal Dad-Might, Part 11 Literal Dad-Might, Part 12 Literal Dad-Might, Part 13 Mic Be Cool Nejire Ochako/Bakugo Ochako/Bakugo, Part 2 Overprotective Poly Bakugo Rival or friend? Saitama and Deku Secret Identity Secret Identity, Part 2 Secret Identity, Part 3 Secret Identity, Part 4 Secret Identity Part 5 Secret Identity, Part 6 Secret Identity, Part 7 Secret Identity, Part 8 Secret Identity, Part 9 Secret Identity, Part 10 Secret Identity, Part 11 Secret Identity, Part 12 Secret Identity, Part 13 Secret Identity, Part 14 Secret Identity, Part 15 Secret Identity, Part 16 Secret Identity, Part 17 Secret Identity, Part 18 Secret Identity, Part 19 Secret Identity, Part 20 Shinsou Support Team Izuku Support Team Izuku, Part 2 Support Team Izuku, Part 3 Support Team Izuku, Part 4 Temperature Control Tododeku Soulmate AU Todoroki No Uraraka/Bakugou Winter Wonderland

BROOKLYN 99

B99 Hogwarts AU Jake and Holt

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED

Roommates

CHARMED

The Once and Future King, Chris The Once and Future King, Chris, Part 2 The Once and Future King, Chris, Part 3 The Once and Future King, Chris, Part 4 The Once and Future King, Chris, Part 5

CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA

Are you a god? Blessed Child Harvey/Sabrina

DANNY PHANTOM

Ageing Dying Through the Years OT3

DC UNIVERSE

Bruce and Selina Bruce and Selina Diana and Bruce Harley and Poison Ivy

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

North/Connor Punishment Existence Is An Act Coda

DISNEY / FAIRYTALES / MYTHOLOGY

Dragons Dragons, Part 1 Dragons, Part 2 Dragons, Part 3 Faeries and Dragons Lava Mermaids Space Mermaids

Shiva

Where Will They Live Cont.

Paint Heaven and Anger the Gods Kana and Hiroki Kana and Hiroki

Beauty and the Beast Adam and Gaston Lesbian Beauty and the Beast Not So Beastly

Cinderella Cinder Cinder, Part 2 Cinder, Part 3

Coco Hector’s happy ending Imelda and Pepita Miguel’s Mistake

Encanto Matriarch Mirabel Matriarch Mirabel, Part 2 Matriarch Mirabel, Part 3 Matriarch Mirabel, Part 4 Augustin and Bruno Augustin and Bruno, Part 2 Augustin and Bruno, Part 3 Augustin and Bruno, Part 4

Little Mermaid Ariel the Cunning Crown Prince Sebastian Deaf!Eric, part 1 Deaf!Eric, part 2 Deaf!Eric, part 3 Deaf!Eric, part 4 Deaf!Eric, part 5 Dead!Eric, part 6 Deaf!Eric, Part 7 Deaf!Eric, Part 8 A Queen For Your Kingdom War

Moana Moana and Ariel Moana and the Ocean Moana becomes a demigod Moana’s Tattoo

Mulan Arranged Marriage Avatar Mulan General Fa Girl Soldier The Great Mushu Great Stone Dragon Mushu Mulan and the Great Stone Dragon Mulan and the Great Stone Dragon, Part 2 Mulan the Great Stone Dragon Mulan returns Mushu grows Shang and Femininity

Mulan, General and Ghost Bride Liu Guo Jinhai’s Marriage

Sleeping Beauty Aurora fights Maleficent and Aurora Philip and Philip

Snow White Snow White Snow White

Treasure Planet a rough diamond

Zootopia Nick and Lista

DOCTOR WHO The Ponds Doctor and Master

ENOLA HOLMES

Family Dinners Family Dinners, Part 2 Family Dinners, Part 3 Family Dinners, Part 4 Family Dinners, Part 5 Family Dinners, Part 6 Family Dinners, Part 7 Family Dinners, Part 8

ERASED

Airi

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ahundredtimesover · 3 years

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February 2021 Reads

Happy Love Month! All my February reads of JK fics are listed below. Please note the angst, fluff, and smut descriptions and much love to the authors (reblog, comment!) and to our blue-haired lil bun jk 🐰

Timbs pt1 + pt2 by @rightsockjin (s) - best friends au (read if you want great build up and smut)

Coffee & cream by @yoontopia (a, f, s) - fwb au (read if you want something funny and a pretty chill read)

Please love me pt1, pt2, pt3 by me (a, f, s) - arranged marriage au, childhood friends au, ceo kids (read if you want some pain and fluff and angst in between)

Into the forest by @taehyungssss (s) - fantasy au, fae au, royalty au (read if you want a story on forbidden love and a mysterious yet courteous jk)

By your side by @euphoriara (f) - s2l, rich kid jk, bodyguard reader (read if you want a mix of action and fluff and cute OC and jk)

Shooting flowers by @monoguk (s) - boyfriend au (read if you want filthy and hot lovemaking)

Rough hands by @bratkook (s) - e2l, fuckboy jk (read if you want really good sexual tension and smut and fun side characters)

Wine and cheese nights by @mimithings97 (f, s) - boyfriend au (read if you want hot and sensual lovemaking)

Breakfast in bed by @wommied (f, s) - fiancé jk (read if you want fun banter and domestic fluff and smut)

Sucker punch by @satanssmuts (a, s) - boxer jk, therapist/patient au (read if you want some angst of bad boy jk and feisty OC with some hot sexual tension and smut)

Not so honest by @parkmuse (s) - roommates au, childhood friends au (read if you want fun banter and something so funny and so hot and whipped jk)

Trust issues by @7deadlysinsfics (s) - bar au (read if you want a quick read of sexual tension and smut with a dash of fluff)

Splinter by @jungblue (a, s) - college au, exes au (read if you want a well-written and painfully beautiful fic that will make you think about relationships and growing up)

Queen of broken hearts pt1, pt2, pt3 by @bratkook (a, s) - sort of fwb au (read if you want angst due to whipped but in pain jk and if you want to feel pain and anger)

Orange tulips by @kainks (a, f, s) - soulmates au, reincarnation au (read if you want a well-written, painfully beautiful and tragic love story, and if you maybe want to cry)

Smitten by @megahwn (f, s) - arranged marriage au (read if you want a soft and fluffy falling-in-love story)

The suspenders + The criminal by @kpopfanfictrash (humor) - detectives au, b99 au (read if you want a quick, fun, and hilarious read)

Wintervale by @fantasybangtan (s) - royalty au, fantasy au (read if you want something sooo hot)

The sea & the storm by @jamaisjoons (f, s) - fantasy au (read if you want a well-written, fantastical, and soft and hot story)

Mark me + Scent me by @guksthighs (s) - werewolf au, boyfriend au (read if you want really good smut)

Headspace by @whatifyoulivelikethat (s) - workmates au (read if you want some good smut)

The view by @koyamuses (s) - lovers au (read if you want sexy time in the tub and hot lovemaking)

Dotti by @jungcock (f, s) - workmates au (read if you want really good smut, shy jk but would still ruin you, and something actually quite soft)

Heated by @whatifyoulivelikethat (f, s) - childhood friends au, best friends au (read if you want to laugh bc of their banter, enjoy a fun relationship and dynamics, and be turned on with really good smut)

Take a sip by @ve1vetyoongi (f, s) - rich reader, server jk (read if you want fun sexual tension and hot smut)

Moonlight by @yeoldontknow (a, f) - soulmates au, childhood friends au (read if you want well-written angst with good ending)

Black market baked goods by @chaangbin (f, s) - boyfriend au (read if you want something cute and funny with good smut)

Heavy machinery by @chaangbin (s) - strangers au (read if you want something quick with good smut and hot construction worker jk)

2:15am + Nothing good happens after 2am by @whatsthedistancebetweenus (a) - idol jk (read if you want a quick read of angst)

A promise of freedom drabble + oneshot by @jimlingss (a) - war au, officer jk (read if you want something so beautifully painful and well-written angst and really compelling characters)

Pining 101 drabble series (with update) by @guklvr (f) - hospital au, doctors au (read if you just want to smile and have your day be made with adorable characters)

A home found in you by @lovmail (f) - strangers au, dad jk (read if you want small town softness, adorable single dad jk, and good storytelling)

Claws of carnality by @jjungkooksthighs (ongoing) (s) - werewolf au, fantasy au, alpha jk (read if you want good world-building, hot and mysterious jk, great sexual tension and smut)

It could be worse by @tae-cup (a, f) - e2l, roommates au (read if you want well-written but not too heartbreaking angst)

Enouement by @littlemisskookie (a, s) - war au, Mulan au (read if you want a well-written adaption of Mulan and really good smut with good ending ft. Ot6)

A piece of the moonlight by @jiimlingss (a) - war au, Mulan au (read if you want really good Mulan au story with a twist, something so well-written and painfully beautiful)

Tattoos and tutus pt1 + pt2 by @fresh-outta-jams (a, f) - dad jk (read if you want bike-riding, tattoo artist and shy and adorable dad jk)

The art of wanting by @venusiangguk (s) - dad jk (read if you want really hot dad jk and good sexual tension and delicious smut)

Dilf jk drabble series by @himbojk (f, s) - parents au, dad jk (read if you want simple, funny, sexy, cute family moments and hot and adorable dad jk)

Too young pt1, pt2, pt3, pt4, pt5 by @jeonggukookies (ongoing) (a, f) - dad jk (read if you want good characters and dramaaa and a really good read)

Isn’t she lovely + Milkshake man by @jungnoir (f) - parents au, dad jk (read if you want super soft and heartwarming family moments and adorable dad jk)

Teasing by @letspurpletogether (s) - college au (read if you want shy jk and good smut)

Playing with fire by @floralseokjin (a, s) - (read if you want something really hot and delicious smut)

Daddy day care pt1, pt2, pt3, pt4 by @yoonjinkooked (f) - dad jk (read if you want rom-com type fic, really fun main and side characters, and a good story about parenting and growing up)

Happy birthday Baby by @writemywaytoyourheart (f) - parents au, dad jk (read if you want family fluff and emotional and beautiful dad jk)

Too close by @cutechim (a, f, s) - parents au, dad jk, gang au, boxer jk (read if you want well-written, movie type fic with great angst, smut, and fluffy family moments)

Nice guys by @kookiesbadhabits (s) - college au (read if you want nervous jk and good smut)

Since day one + Morning after by @joonsgalore (f, s) - best friends au, werewolf au, tattoo artist au, boxer jk, alpha jk (read if you want a well-written story, duality of jk, and really hot smut)

After dark by @seokoloqy (s) - royalty au, vampire au, fantasy au, knight jk (read if you want well-written story of hot vampire knight jk)

Corrupt by @bratkook (s) - vampire au, fantasy au (read if you want hot smut with vampire jk)

Sate by @adonis-koo (s) - royalty au, vampire au, fantasy au (read if you want well-written character of vampire prince jk and good sexual tension and smut)

Twenty-four by @deerguk (f) - parents au, dad jk (read if you want good family fluff)

Starry eyes by @gguksgalaxy (f) - best friend au (read if you want a warm hug and soft blankets in jk form)

Hearts like paper by @btsracket (a, s) - strangers au (read if you want something so real, very well-written and painfully beautiful story that hurts so much but is so good and a must-read)

Crush on you by @high-on-food (a, f) - best friends au (read if you want well-written humor, build-up, a dash of angst and a cute and fluffy ending)

Swipe right by @ppersonna (a, f, s) - best friends au, gamer jk (read if you want sweet best friend and boyfriend jk with fun side characters and hot smut)

Cabin fever by @jeongi (a, s) - best friends au (read if you want well-written story with tension, dash of angst, and hot smut)

Lilac wisteria by @blushoseoks (f) - best friends au, childhood friends au (read if you want something soft and well-written with sweet best friend jk and cute moments)

Electric by @moonlightchildz (s) - sort of fwb au (read if you want something self-indulgent bc of the hot smut)

(monthly reads masterpost)

#jungkook fic #jungkook x reader #jungkook #jungkook angst #jungkook fluff #jungkook smut #jeon jungkook #jungkook fanfic #bts jungkook #bts fanfic #jungkook fanfiction #bts fic rec

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captainswanmoviemarathon · 3 years

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Captain Swan Netflix and Chill

Hello! I recently introduced the new collection to you lovely shipmates. If you guys have questions ask away! Don't be shy!!

Do you have an old CS fic inspired by Castle? Maybe humor is your thing and did a B99 CS AU. Perhaps Lucifer and his devilishly good looks inspired a Captain Swan/Killian Jones version.

We welcome it with open arms.

@allons-y-to-hogwarts-713 @andiirivera @anothersworld @apiratewhopines @artistic-writer @batana54 @beckettj @bethacaciakay @bixisarusher @branlovestowrite @brooke-to-broch @captainodonoghue @carpedzem @chasedancer17 @cocohook38 @courtorderedcake @darkcolinodonorgasm @deckerstarblanche @demisexualemmaswan @djlbg @donteattheappleshook @dovelyheart @elizabeethan @gingerchangeling @gingerpolyglot @holdingoutforapiratehero @hollyethecurious @hookedonapirate @hookedonaswan @hookedonhiddles @ilovemesomekillianjones @imlaxdris71 @itsfabianadocarmo @jarienn972 @jennjenn615 @jonesfandomfanatic @jrob64 @justanother-unluckysoul @k-leemac @karlyfr13s @kday426 @killian-will-do @klynn-stormz @kmomof4 @kwistowee @kymbersmith-90 @laschatzi @lassluna @let-it-raines @lfh1226-linda @lonelyspectator12 @mariakov81 @motherkatereloyshipper @officerrogers @ohmakemeahercules @onceratheart18 @pirateherokillian @purplehawkcaptain @queen-serena88 @resident-of-storybrooke @revanmeetra87 @rumdrum91 @sailtoafarawayland @sals86 @scientificapricot @scribomaniac @searchingwardrobes @seriouslyhooked @shardminds @shireness-says @snowbellewells @spacekrulesbians @spartanguard @stahlop @superchocovian @swanslieutenant @tehgreeneyes @the-darkdragonfly @thejollyroger-writer @therealstartraveller776 @thesschesthair @thislassishooked @thisonesatellite @tiganasummertree @tomeandflickcorner @ultraluckycatnd @veryverynotgoodwrites @wefoundloveunderthelight @wellhellotragic @whimsicallyenchantedrose @winterbaby89 @winterbythesea @xemmaloveskillianx @xarandomdreamx @xsajx @zaharadessert

#Captain Swan #Captain Swan Netflix and Chill #Captain Swan Movie Marathon #CSMM #cs ff #CSMM20

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liberty-barnes · 4 years

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Done Wondering

Jock!Tom Holland x Female!Reader

Highschool AU

@danicarosaline requested: Hi pretty!! i saw your requests are open so may i please request a jock Tom x reader! Tom is a big softy and the captain of his football team and reader is a tough ‘not taking shits from anybody’ type of person? Like Tom gets in an argument with a team mate and he’s being all nice and calm about it but reader thinks his team mate deserves a good punch in the face so she punches him and it shocks the entire team and Tom himself even though he expected it!!

Warnings: F L U F F, not sure that the football talk is 100% accurate, all I know about American football is that Tom Brady's a quarterback, their jerseys are cool and apparently I'm supposed to cheer for the Pats? (yeah, that's my dad's fault), B99 references (i fucking love that show), cursing, a bit of violence ig

Word Count: 2.3k words (why can i not write short things?)

Estimated Reading Time: 9 minutes

A/N: so sorry it took so long to get this out! also, i got waaaaaay to invested in this... oopsie

Masterlist

You ran across the field as people all around you celebrated with only one goal in mind: kiss your boyfriend.

You and Tom had been dating for almost seven months now, to many people's surprise. The entire school thought you'd be together for a week tops, but you surpassed all their expectations by becoming the longest standing couple in junior year (not that it was hard, high schoolers change partners like discardable gloves).

Tom was one of Sunset High's best and brightest, loved by the teachers, captain of the football team, and the object of many's affection.

You, however, were nothing like that. You hated sports (everyone knows art's better anyway), social interactions were your personal little slice of hell, and everyone was too scared to approach you since you threatened to gut Charles after he accidentally forgot to give you back your pencil.

All in all, there was no way you two could stay together.

There was no way you could even make a friendship work, let alone a romantic relationship.

But then there was that fateful summer night...

Your mind ran at a thousand miles an hour as you rocked in the park's nest swing. The stars looming over you were the only thing keeping you from spiraling, and after an hour of watching them, the peace in your mind was crumbling.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there."

You sat up on the swing and looked to your right where stood a sheepish-looking Tom.

"It's okay, I should probably leave anyway..."

"No! I mean, it's okay, you were here first I didn't mean to disturb you."

You cast your eyes down until he spoke again.

"You go to my school, right? (Y/n)? We were in the same English class in freshman year."

"Yeah, I think so... I'm surprised you remember me, we didn't have any classes together last year..."

He huffed out a laugh and leaned against the support beam, hands in his pockets.

"It's kinda hard to forget someone like you. You stood up to the teacher on the first day after he yelled at a kid and spent the next year having actual coherent debates about the books that most of the class never even read, let alone understood. You're kind of amazing."

You ducked your head once more to try to cover the blush on your cheeks, biting your lip.

"Thanks."

He nodded and took a deep breath, then sat in front of you and pushed so the swing was rocking softly, always catching it before it hit his face.

You giggled a bit and sat criss-cross applesauce, back straight, your mother's words permanently etched into your brain.

"So, what are you doing alone in the town's most secluded park at midnight?"

"Oh, you know, questioning my life choices, freaking out because in three weeks we're going back to school while simultaneously feeling stir crazy after having nothing cool to do all summer, regretting ever being born, the usual. What about you?"

"Getting crushed by everyone's expectations, feeling constricted cause I have to set a good example for my little brothers, freaking out cause I have no idea what I want to do with my life, the usual."

A comfortable silence settled between you.

"Do our lives really suck or is it just the teenagers in us that dramatize everything?"

He huffed out a laugh.

"I don't know, tell me your story and I'll let you know."

You scooched to the side and patted the now empty spot on the too-small swing so he could lay down next to you. Looking at the stars seemed like a better idea than looking at him.

"I never really liked school, people are jerks, cafeteria food is disgusting at best, I have no friends -not that I care about that, I'm better off alone. Still, it's better than being home. When my father isn't working in his study, he's berating me about getting better grades, even though I'm a straight-A student, not that he cares enough to actually know that. My mother's usually either gossiping with her other rich friends or telling me to correct my posture, dress better, act like a lady, it's infuriating...

"My older brother, the only person in that family that I genuinely like, left for MIT today, so I guess I'm just now realizing that I'm really... alone. I'll have to suffer through my father's lectures about getting high grades and act like someone I'm not so my mother doesn't take away everything I love until I "learn to act like a respectable woman". Jake used to get them to lay off me, but now he's not here. Sometimes I wonder why they even adopted me if I'm such a bad daughter. It just sucks."

You felt his hand twitch next to yours and his eyes on your face.

"Your turn."

He took a shuddering breath before speaking.

"My parents are amazing, they really are, they only want what's best for me, but sometimes it's a little much. They constantly remind me of going to training, doing my homework, studying for tests, and even though they always say it's okay, I see the disappointment in their eyes when my grades lower even by a single point.

"My little brothers look up to me a lot, and they're always telling me how much they want to be just like me when they grow up. I know they mean it in the best possible way, but it's just that much more pressure. I just... feel the need to always be the best at everything. The best football player, the best captain, the best student, the kindest person in that school, most helpful... it's all a bit much."

This time, it was you who were looking at his profile while he gazed at the stars.

"It's okay to feel overwhelmed, Tom. It doesn't matter that they have the best intentions, they're still putting too much pressure on you and you deserve the chance to relax."

He turned towards you and for the first time that night, you realized just how close you were.

"You're not a bad daughter just because you have different interests. I, for one, think you are a strong and independent woman who doesn't need to change because of some mere peasants. You're a queen... You deserve someone that'll treat you as one."

Your breath caught in your throat as you locked eyes with him.

"Wanna make a deal?"

You nodded tentatively, though at this point you'd probably agree to murder someone as long as he kept looking at you that way.

"I'll be your friend, give you something to do whenever you need it, save you from your asshole parents and remind you of just how awesome you are every day..."

"And in return?"

"And in return, you'll say stuff like what you said before when I get too stuck in my head, save me from my so-called friends when they're being jerks, and come to every practice with me so you have something to do and I have someone to make silly faces at."

"I'm pretty sure there are a thousand girls in that school that would kill to have you make silly faces at them."

"Maybe so, but they aren't you. A lock of your hair is worth more than all of them combined."

You bit your lip and smiled.

"Okay."

"Cool."

He pecked you softly on the lips before he lost his nerve, quick and fleeting, feather-light but strong enough to leave fires in its wake. You pulled him back and gave him a slightly longer kiss before setting your head on his shoulder and going back to stargazing, now with someone to keep you company.

Three weeks later, you walked into school hand in hand and haven't let go since.

"Tommy!"

You jumped into his arms, ignoring the smell of sweat and how it would probably cling to your clothes.

"You did so good baby!"

He kissed you straight on the lips, not minding his teammate's wolf-whistles, having grown used to them already.

"I had a pretty good motivation."

"Oh?"

"Mm-hm, my girl told me she'd bake me cookies if I won this match, and I really like her cookies."

"Sounds like you have a great girlfriend."

"The best."

You kissed him again and he smiled when he felt the fabric of his spare jersey adorning your figure.

"Yo, Holland!"

You forced apart by Teddy's call, one of the newer players. Since you went to every single practice, you knew that Teddy was being an ass lately, always wanting the glory, never passing the ball to his teammates. If it weren't for Tom's skill as captain of the team, he would've cost them most matches, including this one.

"Why didn't you pass me the ball?"

"Pardon?"

"That last play, I was free and you passed the ball to Harrison even though he almost lost it. You should have passed it to me, we almost lost because you want to make your useless bestie feel included!"

"Johnson was closing in on you, if I'd passed it to you, we would have lost for sure. Passing it to Harrison bought me the time I needed to get out of danger. It was purely strategical, you would know that if you paid attention to your teammates instead of playing all on your own. Haz is an amazing player and I don't treat him differently just because he's my best friend. I'd like you to apologize to him, please, it's not kind to insult your teammates."

You admired the fact that he managed to remain calm and collected throughout the whole conversation, looking like the embodiment of 'I'm not mad, I'm disappointed'. You, however, were not having such an easy time keeping your cool, hands firmly clenched at your side.

"The hell it was! You just feel threatened by me because you'll never be as good as me, so you never pass me the ball, it's ridiculous!"

"Okay, buddy, you need to back the hell off and close your mouth before I punch it shut."

His eyes flickered to you and he rose a brow mockingly.

"Oh, your little slut's standing up for you know? I always knew you were a chicken, guess my theory's been pro-"

You cut him off with a punch to the nose, smiling when you heard the satisfying crack of his bones and his howls of pain.

A collective 'ooh' came from the crowd, and they took a few steps back (excluding Tom of course, who was only looking at you with wide eyes).

"What the fuck?"

"I warned you, didn't I?"

You smirked evilly as Teddy was pulled away by the coach to check his injury.

"You're a bitch!"

"Baddest of them all, sweetheart. Have a fun time at the hospital!"

The whole crowd had gone silent by the time you turned back around, seemingly satisfied with your vengeance.

"What?"

You tilted your head in confusion at the awestruck looks on the team's faces.

"You broke his nose!"

"Uh-huh."

"With just your hand."

"Uh-huh."

"Since when are you so violent?"

You were actually kind of offended at that.

"I know that I bring you guys snacks after practice, but do none of you hear when I threaten other people? It's a daily occurrence."

The rubbed their necks sheepishly.

"Well, you see..."

Haz started, seemingly measuring his words.

"You're kind of like Rosa from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. No one actually knows what you're capable of, no one thinks you'd actually kill someone, but we're also kind of too scared to test you, so we just... wonder."

"Well, when you're done wondering, go take a shower so we can go celebrate, I'm hungry."

They all scrambled away in a chorus of 'yes ma'am' before you turned back to Tom with a smile on your face.

"You didn't have to punch him, you know?"

"Yeah, but I've been wanting to for weeks now."

He huffed out a laugh and kissed your forehead.

"How're your knuckles?"

"A bit sore, but I'm pretty sure that if we put some ice it'll be good, the rings took most of the impact."

You wiggled your hand, showing off the array of rings covering your fingers in what you deemed to be an aesthetically pleasing way.

"I love you, babygirl."

You kissed him, smiling into his lips.

"I love you too. Now go, shower!"

You patted his butt and laughed at the look he threw you, standing next to the field while you waited for them to get out.

Their coach came to stand next to you and you smiled at him, having taken a liking for him. He was a good teacher and treated the team well.

"Coach Jeffords."

"(Y/n)."

"What's the verdict?"

"Nurse says it's broken but we'll only know the full extent of his injuries after he gets examined at the ER. He's on his way there as we speak."

You nodded.

"You'll be pleased to know that he's been taken off the team and suspended for a week for unruly behavior. His parents aren't going to press charges since they feel it's deserved."

You smirked evilly.

"I'd advise you to watch out for Pembroke. He's starting to become a nuisance. If he keeps it up, he might be next."

He nodded, fighting back his smile even though you knew damn well he agreed.

"I'll do my best."

"And I'll do mine."

"(Y/n)! Ready to go?"

You nodded in goodbye at the coach and walked over to a freshly showered Tom, interlacing your fingers.

"Always."

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spideyanakin · 4 years

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Jokes On You (archived version)

Peter Parker x Reader B99 Au

Au where MCU lives in the same universe as the 99

No b99 spoilers just some quotes and Iconic scenes I changed the context of :)

Synopsis; Jake is the only cop who’s ever managed to capture Spider-man.

Warnings; Honestly be ready to laugh.

Inspired by @peeterparkr ‘s dream

🧚🏼‍♀️Masterlist🧚🏼‍♀️

rewritten version here

Peter was standing on your fire escape, half of his mask up waiting for you.

You opened the door and gave him a bright smile. Your brand new NYPD jacket contrasting with your eyes.

“How was your internship?” Peter removed the integrity of his mask and greeted you with a kiss.

“Fun.” You chuckled. “I got to help fight crime.” You made finger guns before bringing Peter into another kiss.

“How was your internship?” You titled your head and leaned against your window, hugging your arms to protect yourself from the light wind.

“Fun, like always. I mean I do it almost every day even if it's without school so doesn’t change much.” He shrugged his shoulders.

“Alright.” You smirked. “You know every cop in the state of New York is trying to catch you right? They have this giant bid on which precinct will catch you first. It’s pretty funny actually." You chuckled at the memory of today’s briefing.

“Oh well, im impossible to catch.” Peter raised his hands to show himself off.

You laughed at his boost of ego.

“Well still, be careful. They all think you're the bad guy.” You fixed a few strands of hair on his forehead.

“I’ll be careful princess.”

You looked into his eyes a small silence falling.

"So tell me what are you up too with that whole spider thing?"

He chuckled before taking you in his arms and resting his chin of your head.

"Well, I’m currently searching for a guy named Todd Willis. He’s been known for selling drugs around Queens and Brooklyn, but now we think he’s selling Alien substances. Alien drug If you want. Tony asked me to keep an eye on him until they know more"

You nodded and sighed Into his arms, feeling at peace.

The next morning you got dressed in the NYPD uniform the 99 gave you and you placed the name badge around your neck. You grabbed breakfast before taking the subway heading directly to Brooklyn.

You decided to take your one-month internship with school with the NYPD. Unfortunately you made your decision a little late, so the 99 was the only district available. It was a little far from your home, but still on the same side of the river which you appreciated.

You loved Brooklyn, the vibe was always nice and super welcoming. The 99 was very welcoming too. You really thought that doing an internship at a police station would have been calmer and more serious, but you ended up getting greeted but a very chaotic staff.

You had decided to go with the detectives, not finding anything else in the police department to your taste. The number of times you helped Peter solve crime made you orbit towards this job.

You greeted the group, a large smile on your face.

"Morning intern." Jake happily replied way to exited.

"She’s not your personal intern you know." Amy raised an eyebrow and took a sip of her coffee.

"She’s technically Captain Holt’s intern." Rosa entered the conversation keeping her eyes on the screen.

"Yeah but he assigned her to work with me." He pointed his finger to you and back to him.

"Two days ago! She worked with me yesterday." Amy raised her hands almost aroused by Jake's comment.

"No she didn’t! She worked with the two of us!”

“That’s because you wouldn’t leave us and forced Captain Holt to put you on the case." She looked at him with the whites of her eyes.

"Alright, alright. But I’m sure we’re going to work together again." Jake pointed to you with his pencil and winked.

You bit your lip, trying to not laugh.

"Morning precinct. I have a new case for you Peralta." He handed him a large pile of paper. "So you can let Amy and her intern work on their case." He added before walking towards his office.

"HA! My intern-" Amy was stopped by Holt who turned around and stared at her with his serious glare.

Jake smirked at Amy before opening the folder.

“Todd Willis? Didn’t we close his case a while ago?" Jake turned to Holt who was still in the room.

"Yes, but it was reopened. He’s been apparently selling new, stronger drugs."

Your face fell when you heard the name. Peter was going after that guy too. You quickly smiled as you realized you could help the 99 beat Spider-Man.

“Captain?” You politely raised your voice. He nodded and you took it as your cue to ask your question “May I work with Jake on the case? I was fascinated by this case when it was ongoing.” You gave him a small smile.

The challenge of helping the 99 beat your boyfriend was way to thrilling.

Holt raised his eyebrows in shock you would actually want to work with Jake.

“I don’t see why not. Y/n you can work with Peralta on the case. Sorry Santiago, you can partner up with Boyle.” He nodded towards them and left to his office.

Amy’s mouth fell open as Jake stood up dancing.

“She’s my intern now! In ya face! Sucker!”

You laughed before dropping your bag next to his desk.

“So what you got so far.”

“Let’s see...” Jack flipped the papers on his desk and started reading the case

Two hours had passed since you and Jake started working, your help being way more precious then he thought it would be. The two of you had made a large pin board and tried to retrace his steps.

“Were missing a step. It’s impossible he carried the drugs from LA to here without anyone noticing. He must have a base somewhere in New York.” Jack thought at loud while you nodded.

You shied in frustration wishing you could beat Peter at this.

As if on cue your phone rang.

“It’s my boyfriend. Can I take that?”

“Yeah, don’t worry.” He shook his hand showing you it was more then ok.

“Hey babe.” You smiled over the phone.

“Hi”

“Wassup?”

“Nothing much.” He chuckled over the phone. “I got more info on Todd, Im about to leave the compound. I discovered he has a base in Brooklyn.” Peter replied making the last part of his sentence a little mysterious.

“Brooklyn?” Your eyes lit up. “Where in Brooklyn?”

“Clinton Hill, Myrtle av. Plus it's not far from you. Why?” You but your lip to keep from smiling.

“Oh just wanted to know that's all. I’ll see you later?”

“Yep. bye, love you.”

“Love you too”

“Jake I think I got something.” You approached the table. You looked around and saw a piece of paper you left on the side.

You read the paper ‘Moaning M Ry 2′ You and Jake had passed the whole afternoon trying to figure out what it meant, and you finally did.

“Are there any streets around Myrtle av that starts with Ry?”

“I don’t know so let me check.”

Jake walked to his computer and searched for streets around the Avenue.

“Yeah, Ryerson St. Why?”

“Well is there an N2 to this street?”

“Yeah.”

“Can you check the building?”

Jake fidgeted with his computer before getting the picture of an old grey building.

“Hey, we searched the building ages ago.” Jake pointed to it. “It’s totally possible their base is here!” He approached the board. “Everything makes sense now. But how did you?” He pointed to you impressed of your talents.

“Well these guys aren’t the only Harry Potter fans out there” A small smirk formed on your lips.

Jake looked to you and back to the paper.

“Moaning M is Moaning Myrtle im so dumb! Harry Potter is just the best right?” He gave you a bright smile.

“Yeah!” You laughed. “I think you should get a team there as quickly as possible you don’t know their next move.”

You added, wanting more than ever to win this one-way race with your boyfriend.

“Yes. And thank you for your help... Detective.”

You had to stay in the district while Jake, Amy, and Boyle spied on the base to make sure you were right. You weren't allowed on the field, after all you were just an intern.

So you stayed with Gina and talked about random life facts. You printed a few papers for Holt and made small talk with Hitchcock and Skully finding them more than discussing.

Jake parked the disguise van and started his lookout.

It was quiet until a light thump rang through the van.

“What was that,” Amy whispered in panic.

“Omg, I bet it’s Spider-man” Jake started fangirling.

“You think Spider-man is on top of our van?" Amy tilted her head thinking his idea was absurd.

"That would be amazing,” Boyle said over the intercom. Until now he stayed quiet in the back of the van with the spying equipment.

“You think we should try and catch him?” Jake whispered even lower.

“How do you want us to catc-” Amy raised her voice a little to speak normally but Jake quickly placed his hand on top of her mouth.

“Shhh. He has special hearing.” Jack whispered even more.

“How do you even know that?” Amy asked her voice still being too loud.

“Sshshsh. I have a plan” Jake looked at Amy. “Alright Boyle, can you look at the van’s door camera.”

“On it.”

“Alright if he gets down, hit him with a tranquilizer, and quickly grab him. Put him in the van and come in the front with us. Make sure you double-lock the door. Make sure you do it quickly.”

“Why so quick if he’s tranquilized?” Amy replied.

“Don’t you know anything about him!? He heals super fast which means we have like 2min until he wakes up and gets back on his feet.”

“How do you know so much?” Amy whispered scream.

“He’s like my favorite hero!”

“Hey, Amy. He’s like Jake's favorite hero.” Boyle added.

“And every cop knows that the 67 tried to but he woke up before they could get him,” Jake added like it was obvious.

Spider-Man jumped down the van he thought was empty and slowly walked towards the base trying to not make any noise.

Boyle quickly opened the door of the van and perfectly shot a tranquilizer right into Spider-man. Jake, Amy, and Boyle quickly approached him and placed him in the van. They double-locked the door and cramped themselves into the front seats, leaving everything of their mission behind.

You were too busy going to the bathroom to witness Jake and Boyle coming in in a hurry.

“Guys we caught Spider-Man!”

“You caught the Spider-Man? You sure this isn’t just some guy in a costume?” Holt asked skeptical of the situation.

“Hundred percent sure sir. No look five” Jack clapped his hand with Boyle who was right behind him.

“Is it that guy dressed as Spider-man that lives in your building again?” Rosa asked.

“Rosa, if the real Spider-man lived in my building I would have a tattoo on my forehead that says ‘Spider-man lives in my building’” Jake pointed to his forehead and chuckled.

A small silence fell in the room as Holt crossed his arms.

“We should still check, I really want to know if I should add the 15th bar to my ‘Jake caught a guy dressed as Spider-man’ board.” Rosa stood up from her chair.

Holt opened the door of the van, to his surprise the one and only Spider-Man flew out of there almost in a hurry. Holt ended up webbed to the floor, while Rosa grabbed her taser in a split instant, making Spider-Man fall to the floor.

"Well you were right. This is The Spider-Man. Now I would really appreciate it if you would get me out of these... Webs.”

“Soz sir don’t think I can. You have to wait two hours. Got caught in them once, good luck going to the bathroom sir." Jakes replied in a cheery tone while grabbing Spider-man with the help of Terry.

"Thought he would be heavier" Terry said while slowly dropping him in the interrogation room. You were to busy grabbing a snack to notice them trailing your unconscious boyfriend.

“Y/n!” Jake called out.

“Hey, so how was the mission?”

“It is what we thought it was but that’s not important! Come!” Jake waved his hands for you to come. He grabbed his guitar before making you follow him into the interrogation room.

“Bab--aaspider Man?” Your eyes went wide as you saw your boyfriend slowly waking up, his mask still on.

“Babpider man? I like that” Peralta added not realizing your almost mistake to call him babe.

“I hate when you make up words Peralta.” Captain Holt deadpanned.

“We’re about to reveal who he truly is.” Jake jumped up and down excitedly. “Couldn’t let you miss it.” He turned to you. “You guys ready.” Jake sat on the table. “I want to wake him up first.”

He cleared his throat.

“Oh boy,” Amy exclaimed before covering her ears.

“AaaaaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAaAaa” Jakes screamed while doing random notes on the guitar.

“Where the hell am I?” Spider-Man shot up trying to move but he was chained to the table.

Jake got closer to him ready to peel his mask off.

“What but- You can’t just do that.”

“What do you mean! Its Spider-Man we're talking about!” Jake almost begged, not understand your reasoning.

“But what if his identity remains a secret for a reason? Maybe he wants to stay quiet?”

“Hey hey hey, please don’t remove my mask sir.” Spider-Man shifted in his spot.

“Oh C’mon. This is like my life’s dream. Relax a little, guys! Be cool.” Jake tried to ease the tension.

“But-”

“You guys can be so stupid sometimes.” Gina walked near Peter and straight forward ripped off his mask.

“Oh damn your pretty.” She exclaimed before examining his face. “Oh hey, Y/n it’s your boyfriend! Damn girl.” She looked at you.

Your face turned red as the whole of the precinct stared at you.

“You know him.” Terry pointed to Peter.

“Yeah~”

“Y/n’s boyfriend is Spider-Man” Jake shrieked not believing the situation.

"Yeah~" You added.

“Y/n’s. Boyfriend. Is. The. Real. Spider. Man,” He looked at everyone in the group.

“You ok Jake?”

“Im cool. Everything is Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.”

Jake walked out of the room. Silence fell before a loud scream coming from the main room was heard.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

"He’s gonna be alright"

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lovelyirony · 4 years

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B99 au with the Avengers (guest starring T'challa, king of Wakanda, Jennifer Walters, queen of the law firm and our favourite; Carol Danvers, queen of space!)

presenting: the b99-inspired AU, where all the avengers work at a precinct and have fun with it.

“No,” comes the voice of Maria Hill. “We are not allocating funds from the precinct to fund this.”

“But in my defense, it will look cool and prove that we’re cool kids,” Bruce argues.

“I am not ordering a cake that says ‘the government sucks’ with edible succulents surrounding it to prove that we’re ‘cool’. Besides, you work for the government technically, Bruce.”

“Only because I get a good retirement plan out of this,” Bruce argues. “If I could get an amazing pension as a scientist researching for all eternity, I would. But as it turns out, the government doesn’t appreciate people who don’t pay taxes.”

“Criminals?” Maria asks pointedly.

“They prefer to be referred to as wealthy,” Natasha says breezily. “What, are we seriously gonna pretend like rich people don’t dodge taxes?”

“We’re not going to talk about that right now,” Fury argues. “Team, gather up! Here’s what’s going to happen.”

The team gathers around.

“Steve, you are not going to try to do anything impulsive to impress him, we don’t have time,” Fury starts out with. “And Tony, do not act aloof or anything because you think this is a waste of your time.”

“I have Project Runway on DVR, there is something better I could be doing other than my job, Sir,” Tony remarks. Bruce snickers.

“Bruce, you will not be gifting T’Challa the ‘I Heart Dismantling Big Corporations’ t-shirt. I don’t care if you already ordered it.”

“I was a slave to capitalism for nothing,” Bruce mutters.

“Natasha, do not try to intimidate him,” Fury says.

“What do you mean?” Natasha asks, flipping a knife in one hand.

“That,” Fury says flatly. “T’Challa is here to help our precinct look at international issues with nuance. He is not here to be scared away.”

“I doubt I could be,” comes a voice from behind. In walks T’Challa, who smiles genially at the small crowd. “A pleasure to see you all. I look forward to working with you.”

T’Challa is known for his work with other precincts. He’s either hailed as a hero or as a nuisance, depends on what reputation the cops have with the public.

In all respects, the “Avengers” as they call themselves are excited.

But they are also themselves.

Cue Clint Barton falling through a ceiling.

“Fifth floor stole our Keurig,” he announces, dusting plaster off of him. “Oh shit. T’Challa dude was coming today?!”

Fury grits his teeth and turns.

“I apologize for Clint here, but every team needs the country idiot,” Tony says. “And he found our Keurig, which means I have to give you my leave. I’ll be back in thirty.”

T’Challa watches Tony gesture to a man with a metal arm, and they’re racing to the stairs.

“Is that...normal?” he asks.

“Yes, unfortunately,” Rhodey says with a sigh. “I’m Colonel Rhodes. People call me Rhodey. Nice to meet you. Welcome to hell.”

T’Challa would not describe it as hell. He would describe it as more of a circus with incredible results.

He’s studied the team. They have amazing arrest records, have the best public image that he knows of, and are incredibly inclusive and investigative.

And...entertaining, if the last six hours are anything to go by.

They’ve received a new case, something about a robbery involving over twenty thousand dollars’ worth of jewelry.

T’Challa accompanies Steve, Tony, and Natasha to the crime scene.

Steve examines the footage before beckoning for Tony and Nat.

“What level we dealing with here?”

“Six,” Tony says. “Look at the way they move, they’re definitely here on an assignment from someone else.”

“But they’re new to the business,” Natasha points out. “Look at how that guy’s head turns. He doesn’t know how to angle it away from the camera. Level Five.”

“Concurred. Let’s go see the case.”

T’Challa is...impressed.

But he knows the way that jewelry works; his little sister is particularly an aficinado for “correcting” thievery movies or the secret agent movies, and keeps him updated on jewelry and its value.

“I like to know its worth!” Shuri had defended.

“This is just because you’ve been obsessed with seeing Rihanna in Ocean’s 8,” Nakia had teased her.

“And? Don’t tell me you weren’t having to manually close your jaw after seeing all of the gala looks.”

“Fair point.”

He turns back to the case at hand.

“They stole only rubies,” Natasha says. “Why?”

“Real rubies are so rare that their worth on the market is unspecified, meaning you can define your own value,” T’Challa answers.

“Back to Level Six,” Tony says. “So. Let’s review the footage. Face covered, professional, but new to the business. Who has the power to contract this out?”

“I have someone we need to talk to,” Natasha says. “Let’s head back after witness statements.”

Carol Danvers is a worldwide traveler. If space travel was a thing and they proved that aliens were real to the public, she would most likely be out in space dealing with that.

But she’s well-traveled is the main point of this. Which means she knows international criminals, as does T’Challa.

They greet each other.

“Didn’t know you made housecalls,” Carol remarks, sitting down in Bruce’s chair. He doesn’t protest, just gives her a raised eyebrow.

“On occasion,” T’Challa responds, grinning. “Good to see you again, Captain. Any leads?”

“One,” Carol says. “Red Skull. American, moved to Germany. Really weird, has a thing for the color red and being a genuinely terrible person. Steve kicked his face in once. It was cool.”

“My foot hurt for two weeks,” Steve whined.

“Baby,” Natasha snorts. “Anyone seen Thor or Clint around?”

“Thor is currently negotiating dinner plans with Bruce’s family,” Tony says. “It’s not going well. Thor wants Bruce to have a sit-down dinner and Jennifer wants them to wait until eleven.”

“Why eleven?”

“She has a big court case. Her office hours are basically until midnight. Thor says that’s too long. Jen told him that if he truly wants dinner at seven, she’s willing to let a woman who robbed three different banks to buy luxury cars go.”

“Harsh,” Carol says. “Thor should’ve learned by now.”

“Perpetual lack of common sense,” Bruce comments, walking by. “Partially my type.”

“The other part?” Carol asks.

“Not legally allowed to say.”

“There was an...incident,” Fury responds. “Bruce has limited amounts of conversational topics he can partake in after the great Thirst of Thursday.”

“My creative title,” Steve says brightly. “I am scarred for life!”

T’Challa laughs.

They do catch the criminal. Natasha manages to find...someone. Carol moves a car. It’s all quite impressive.

At the end of the night, he is invited with the rest of the group for a round of drinks and dinner.

He enjoys seeing the teamwork, and enjoys being a part of it. Bruce smokes them all in a round of BS (new card game, his father will definitely enjoy it too much), and he’s invited by the ladies to be adventurous in drink choices.

(He ends up choosing a lot of wrong ones.)

But he gets the feeling that this won’t be the last time he sees this team.

Or the last time that Clint Barton doesn’t have pants.

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marielle-heller · 5 years

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B99 + Queen AUs (3 of ?) Spread Your Wings

Jake was low Just watching the show Over and over again Knew it was time He'd made up his mind To leave his dead life behind

Jake is stuck in a dead-end job. While cleaning the Emerald Bar every night, he dreams of a better life, one where he can actually pursue his passions. He’s always felt like this is more a dream than a real possibility, until he meets Amy. Passionate, confident, and already living her dream, Amy is everything Jake wants to be himself. And as her visits grow more frequent and Jake becomes close to her, he starts to believe that maybe he can have this life too.

#brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #otp: romantic stylez #queen #b99 queen aus #the link doesn’t fucking work on mobile but just search the tag #it works on desktop i swear

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divine-mistake · 3 years

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congrats on 1k divine!!! ur an angel & u deserve the world!!! i'll be annoying and ask for a ship, but pls tell me about all of ur current wips and which ones ur most excited for!! also 👀👀 if u have any playlists/tv show/movie reccomendations drop the links because i have no doubt ur taste is immaculate <3 (as for the rundown on me think rory gilmore's personality if she was more annoying, loved horror and dressed like a 70s groupie - i also decided on my career path at age 10 after watching indiana jones ONCE)

okay whew this is three asks in one haha let’s see.

so i’ve talked about my wips before somewhere if you search the sleepover tag, but i am most excited about last stop, which is a bucky/reader assassin au that is going to kick ass (i hope!) it’s like, literally my passion project right now and i’ve teased it but haven’t started releasing chapters yet because i’m trying to get my fic load down a bit so i can focus on writing two series at once!!

in terms of tv shows, my faves are parks and rec, the office, b99, the queen’s gambit, the witcher, and i’m currently watching tvd as we all know! i’m not a huge watcher of movies and tv because i just don’t really have the time :( so i just stick to what i know. i’ve also rec’d my fave playlists somewhere too? if i sift through the tag i’ll link that post here!

now for the ship...

so i gotta be honest w u bestie i have never in my life seen the gilmore girls and never will, so i called in the cavalry that is my followers and asked them who rory gilmore is and they PULLED THRU so the general gist that i got is that you are smart, you are a total nerd and a bookworm, and you are passionate about the things that matter most to you! plus, you sound like you could use a little chaos in your life to mix things up, so i think your perfect pairing would be with chaos himself, loki! you would challenge him the way that he would challenge you which i think would work out super well, plus you two would bond over your shared love of books because loki is an absolute nerd too, he’s just all ~sophisticated~ about it and i really think you could put him in his place! as much as you could keep a leash on him, he could set you free and show you how to let go and have a good time every now and again, which is always important! in the end, i think you two would balance each other out because for all your similarities, you have huge differences that would act as stones for the scale!

thank you for 1k! join my sleepover and request a ship from me!

#divines1ksleepover #ship #loki

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cardiganloser · 4 years

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IT/STRANGER THINGS B99 AU

Like all my AUs, nobody is really anyone specifically, they take on different plots if it fits them.

Anyways, this is set in Derry-Hawkins, a mix of the two towns that IT and ST are set in.

We start with Jim Hopper arriving to be Captain after a transfer from Chicago. It doesn't sit well with Richie Tozier, who's the precinct comedian and has heard all these stories about how Jim is really no- nonsense and strict.

Jim brings four people with him, his four best cops, who are the following:

Steve Harrington: bit of a doofus but his heart is in the right place. Skilled fighter but usually works best with a hand.

Robin Buckley: Steve's partner, sarcastic Queen. Good with numbers, but should leave the talking to Steve.

Jane Hopper: his daughter, skilled in a fight, but quiet. Struggles to get respect because people think her dad is pulling strings for her.

Maddison Harrington: Steve's sister and Jane's partner. Can handle herself in a fight against multiple opponents, but has never heard of subtlety. Relies a lot on blunt sarcasm.

Relationships are as follows:

Reddie: Follow the Peraltigo journey, bit of a slow-burn but satisfying.

Mileven: Start dating halfway through s2 and get engaged end of s4.

Beverly: Engaged at the start, married end of s1. Baby midway through s4.

Stenbrough: Dating at the start, they get engaged midway through s2, married end of s2. Adopt a daughter end of s3 and a son midway through s5.

Lumax: Have hooked up a couple times in the past, Lucas is pining. They start a relationship end of s1. A few hiccups in s2, but they make it out alive. They have a baby end of s4, married midway s5.

Also, Jim and Joyce are already married btw, Will and Jane are biologically sister and brother.

Anyways, partners:

Richie - Eddie

Jane - Maddison

Will - Mike

Stan - Mike

Bill is a sergeant doesn't have one

Steve - Robin

Dustin - Lucas

Max - Bev

Should I write it or no?

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hellstenglow · 4 years

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Tv series

Sorry for the late reply, I was thinking about what to write. It’s another of those difficult question that can’t have a straight answer because there are too many tv shows I’ve watched in my life. I’m going to make a list of the top 5 tv series in the most recent years that I come to love. In no particular order:

1. The Crown. I have a weakness for monarchy-based story, I really like Royal AU in a fanfiction, I like the story about royal families or kings and queens because they are full of drama, angst, tragedy and poignant grandeur. The Crown is one of those shows so well build and well executed, that you cannot help but love. Season 4 is coming and it’s gonna be spectacular! (ps: I’ve watched “The Queen” several times, one of my favourite movie).

2. The Umbrella Academy. I don’t have to explain this one, it’s the new obssesion and I think it’s clear from what I’ve been reblogging in the past three months. xD

3. While You Were Sleeping. It’s a Korean drama starring Suzy and Lee Jong Suk (he is so handsome), who had one of the best screen chemestry I’ve witnessed in kdramas (and I watch them a lot, when I’m in the mood or binge-watching things). I list this one because it’s a lovely love story, with some supernatural elements and the red thread of destiny as pivotal point. I just love it, OST ballads included of course. I laughed and cried a lot. It just lifts you up.

4. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. After Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother and Modern Family I needed a new comedy series to fill the spot? B99 is that series and I didn’t regret it. Hilarious, funny, absurd, but with genuine realtionships, great character development and devoided of useless cliché. I just love it. It helps me to relax when I need something easy.

5. Dark. German series about time travel? Amazing. Definitely worthy to watch. It’s also a good way to watch how other countries do their tv series production. Sometimes it’s nice to watch other setting than US-based worlds. At the beginning can be confusing, but later will be clearer and they do a great working on their own time travel’s rules.

NOW I’m gonna cheat and mention some other series:

+1. Game of Thrones. Yes, even with the dissapointing season 8 finale. Another of my favourite genre is fantasy. GOT mixes that with a lot of political power struggle, war and family tragedies. That’s my jam. Honestly, I wasn’t angry at all for the end, but for the execution of it. D&D rushed it and they could have written it better, especially because they knew GRR Martin’s final plans for certain charcters from the beginning. I am seriously a defender of “Bran is gonna be King, b*tch” in the books too (which I read), so I was alright with that. The problem was that D&D never liked Bran, so he had poor development and not exactly what he deserved. Anyway, despite the last finale, it’s a miracle that a fantasy series like GOT became a global phenomenon and I hope it will help other series of the genre.

+2. The Haunting of Hill House. I don’t watch horror genre unless people make me. This series was an exception tho, because it goes beyond the label horror and make something fresh out of it. It’s more about the family, rather than horror. I’ve watched after giving an exam on English gothic literature so I was in the mood. It surprised me a lot.

+3. Madam Secretary. Yes, another guilty pleasure of mine: American political dramas. Maybe it’s too perfect, too good and idealist sometimes but it’s fanta-politics so who cares? Sometimes you need to believe that there are real political figures out there who still believe in what their do and fight for the right things. I love the fictional character Elizabeth McCord (the madam secretary of state of the title), her family and her team. I’ve loved the final season too. I’m watching “West Wing” btw, so don’t worry.

+4. The man in the high castle. Alternative history universes? I dig it, thank you very much. The premise is that in this universe Nazis won WW2 and they devided the world with Japan. US is diveded between the Third Reich and the Pacific Empire of Japan. However, people didn’t stop fighting. Dan dan dan!

+5. Midnight Dinner: Tokyo stories. A Japanese antology tv series based on a popular manga. Each episode focuses on the life of the costumer of the night, in this izakaya (a typical Japanese style bar where you usually go to drink and eat something with the alcohol of your choice). The chef cook for the costumer a dish they crave for the night and “magically” the chef has the ingredients for those particular dishes. It’s a series about food and life, that always gives some new advices or philosophical lessons.

#I've cheated and wrote 10 tv series lol #tv series #my ask #ask #my stuff #The Crown #The Umbrella Academy #While You Were Sleeping #broklyn 99 #dark tv show

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[Modern AU time!] HCs of Reiju Vinsmoke as a lawyer with a detective (S/O) [Gender Neutral]? The idea was something I thought of when I was watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine when Jake was dating a lawyer from a few seasons back.

I actually just watched this episode the other day so I’m excited to write for this request! B99 is the best I swear. I’m gonna attempt to follow the same premise as the episode to keep this relevant (and I semi-quoted B99 cuz gah it’s so quotable). This also ended up a bit more scenario-y, I hope that’s alright. Thanks for requesting, Swifty!

Modern AU HCs: Lawyer Reiju Dating a Detective

- to set the stage, Reiju is a very successful defense attorney while s/o is a successful cop/detective, both living in the same big city

- the two meet each other through a dating app and decide to have dinner together at a nice restaurant downtown for their first date

- the date goes extremely well; Reiju is thoroughly impressed with (Name)’s intellect paired with their fun nature; her date enjoys her sophistication and the way she is slowly opening up to them

- the pair are hitting it off well and talk about everything under the sun, all except their professions

- more dates ensue (paired with some steamy nights together ohoho~) and the pair just enjoy each other’s company so much that they continuously forget to mention what they do for a living

- neither find out until a specific case gets brought up; (Name) has arrested a man for stealing jewelry and they have to sit in for the trial

- when it’s announced that the original defense attorney can’t make it and Reiju walks in as a replacement…(Name)’s jaw drops to the floor

- Reiju recognizes (Name) and though she is upset and shocked to see (Name) in the courtroom, she maintains her cool and professional demeanor

- (Name) is upset, especially as a cop, since defense attorneys defend the criminals that (Name) arrests; this lovely woman they have fallen for is practically the enemy now

- She waves them down, attempting to get to the bottom of this, and (Name) approaches rather awkwardly much to her disappointment

- “When were you going to tell me you were a cop, (Name)?”

- “When were you going to tell me you were a lawyer?”

- “I’m sorry, I didn’t want to intimidate you.”

- “Well, no offense, but I’m only intimidated by professions that have a moral compass, like police officers.”

- “So…you’re intimidated by your own job?”

- “Oh look at me, I’m a lawyer, I’m so good with…word…stuff.”

- the whole exchange is awkward to say the least and the two are rather harsh towards each other throughout the week-long case with ceaseless bickering (low key flirting)

- (Name) tries desperately to get Reiju removed from the case but she stands her ground and constantly stays on top, parading around like the queen of the world which (Name) hates but secretly loves

- the case ends and the defendant is found not guilty, much to (Name)’s annoyance; Reiju is smug as ever

- in a heated match, the two decide it’s perhaps best to never see each other again and storm away from each other

- but, the longer they think about it, the more they realize they can’t stop thinking about each other and the fun they have together

- Reiju brings a different kind of perspective into (Name)’s life and they can’t deny that Reiju is definitely not boring like the other dates they’ve had in the past (not to mention she’s super hot)

- the pair apologize and decide they want to get to know each other better and continue dating, but not until after Reiju lays down one major ground rule: no more work talk

- they both accept this and their relationship blossoms beautifully as the two genuinely care to make it work

- (Name) brings stability, respect, and a kind heart into Reiju’s life; this is a nice change considering Reiju’s past and family

- there are times she feels lonely when (Name) gets called for duty, but when they come home the house is so full of love between the two!

- Reiju also gets called for work a lot, but they learn how to make things work with their busy schedules

- arguments between the couple are always interesting but (Name) has learned to accept that Reiju will always win lol Reiju can talk her way out of anything but it proves advantageous in their relationship too

- the pair have their differences and nothing is ever perfect, but they are living proof that opposites do indeed attract!

#doctorgerth #one piece #one piece headcanons #op headcanons #one piece hcs #op hcs #sort of scenarios #honestly i had no idea how to approach this lol #i hope it's okay #reiju vinsmoke #reiju #gender neutral s/o #gn s/o #swiftyangx12

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