#at first i was gonna be serious with my caption but really these are just his cunty/fruity moments
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#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#usermeliorn#userairam#userbbelcher#cinematv#tvsource#tvedit#tvandfilm#dailylgbtq#chewieblog#edits#gifs#it's been MONTHS since i've made any gifs let alone anything substantial#so if this doesn't look good cut me some slack#at first i was gonna be serious with my caption but really these are just his cunty/fruity moments#unfortunately i only have the second ep in hq but if anyone wants to supply me with the first...
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Enchanted to meet you | CL16
Pairing: Charles Leclerc x singer!reader
Summary: everyone's favourite swiftie is finally off the market, but who's that lucky guy?
Genre: SMAU
warnings: google translated french, grammar mistakes, incorrect time line to match the story line
Author's note: i reached the picture limitation so I'll do a part 2 of this as soon as I can and I'm still not very good at this, and I'm completely out of ideas, so please bare it 🫶🏻
fc: Gracie Abrams
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yourinstagram uh-oh, I'm fallin' in love.
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sabrinacarpenter oh no, I'm falling in love again
⤷username hahahahaha it's just a taylor swift reference guysss hahahahaha nothing too serious
⤷username Sabrina what do you know, please tell your kids too babe.
username mother mother mother
oliviarodrigo i think I know who it is
⤷conangray SHE TOLD YOU??!!
⤷oliviarodrigo she tells me everything
⤷username lmaaaoo Olivia knowing who's y/n love intrest is and conan going crazy over it is my new favourite thing
username whoever is her new boyfriend and if he's reading this, sweetheart sleep with one eye open
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charles_leclerc what a beautiful show, love the songs, love the performance, thank you so much for inviting me to this beautiful event.
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yourinstagram I'm glad you had fun
⤷carlossainz55 he really did he won't stop humming "where do we go now"
⤷charles_leclerc hey! it's a good song
⤷username helloo?? What is happening??!!
username I still can't believe it's real, it feels like a weird fever dream 😭
username okay but are we not gonna talk about that caption and how girlfriend she looks in the 2nd slide??
⤷username finally! I was waiting for someone to say this!
username okay guys here me out, first y/n posting her pictures with caption "uh-oh I'm falling in love" which is a lyrics from Taylor Swift song called labyrinth and basically confirming she's in love and probably dating someone and then Olivia officially confirming it by commenting "I think I know who it is" and then Charles out of blue arriving at y/n concert which by looking at caption it seems like he was invited and the 2nd slide, he was in front row and the picture look way too "girlfriend" and charles is also single and so is y/n, so maybe...MAYBE Charles might be y/n new boyfriend?
⤷username ma'am the delusion is crazy
⤷username I've connected the two dots.
⤷username you didn't connect shit.
⤷username I've connected them.
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f1 CHARLES LECLERC IS THE WINNER OF 2023 ITALIAN GRAND PRIX! 🏆❤️
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scuderiaferrari that's how we win a home race 💚🤍❤️
⤷username can't believe you guys didn't fucked up his race
username call me delusional but y/n is his lucky charm
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⤷username listen @/scuderiaferrari you guys need to invite her to all of the races now.
⤷scuderiaferrari on it 🫡
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charles_leclerc what a win! 1-2 brought it home for all of the tifosi's out there! And also congratulations to Carlos on P2! That's how we win it and also thanks to all of the fans, team and my lucky charm! Forza Ferrari Sempre 💚🤍❤️
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carlossainz55 congratulations on the win mate ❤️!
⤷charles_leclerc thanks mate! congratulations on the podium!
yourinstagram SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU AND CARLOS!
⤷charles_leclerc couldn't have done I without you my lucky charm 🍀
⤷username AHHHHHH SHE IS HIS LUCKY CHARM SCREAMING CRYING BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!
⤷username just confirm your relationship already 😭😭
⤷username i don't think we need a confirmation this is already so obvious
landonorris congratulations mate!
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username the ONLY driver to beat RedBull this year! @/yourinstagram please come to all of the races from now on 🙏
⤷yourinstagram I'll try my best 🤍
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PS: this is sooooo rushed I'm so sorry, I'll do a part 2 as soon as I can! Please give feedbacks 🫶🏻
Part 2!!
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écoute chérie // kylian mbappé | part one.
kylian mbappé x f! reader.
saw this edit on tiktok, they edited mbappé to écoute chérie by vendredi sur mer and… i fell in love. the song is sooo mbappé.
y/n got the job as kylian’s personal assistant. his previous assistant fired for unknown reasons. y/n had heard about kylian mbappé and his terrible attitude. she wasn’t excited to work with him. but, turns out.. he’s actually not that bad.
read part 2 here.
read the finale here.
credits to the editor: strkvoid on tiktok, they did such an amazing job <3, my favorite mbappé edit.
“y/n y/l/n, you’ve been accepted!” the notification pinged and appeared at the top of your screen. you clicked on it so fast.
one week ago.
“y/n, have you seen this? kylian mbappé’s management is looking for a new personal assistant.” your friend tells you during a phone call.
“oh really?” you ask.
“yes… and, you qualify for it! like a 100 percent. wait, i’m gonna send you the link.”
you received the message and clicked on the link, it was indeed an exclusive offer/application to becoming the footballer’s new personal assistant.
“y/n, you should really go for it. the pay is amazing and i’m sure it’ll be an awesome experience.”
you skim through the countless pages and listing of requirements and benefits the job offered. plus, you were indeed qualified for the job.
“mmm… i don’t know. everyone talks about how much of an asshole kylian mbappé is. how he’s a jackass with a shitty attitude and an unbearable ego, bigger than the universe.” you explain, iffy about this whole thing.
“oh please, it’s not like you’re gonna be all lovey dovey with the guy. imagine how much money you’ll be making. you want to quit your current job right now anyway.” your friend says, trying her hardest to convince you.
you laugh. “okay, you’re right. i’ll call you back, i’m gonna read through all the paper work, submit my résumé and update you on it.”
you weren’t too serious about it, you doubted that you’d actually get the job.
everything just got real. definitely serious.
you got the job, you were on call with the footballer’s management, and you were now getting familiarized with his schedule.
“alright, ms. y/l/n, we’ve spoken through all the things you’ll be needing to do for kylian. i’ve sent you an email of a file that lists all the things you must do for him. now, all we need is for you to sign a few things. it’ll take you about ten minutes. it wasn’t much before but… some things went down. so, we had to make a few arrangements.” kylian’s manager stated.
you just nod taking everything in and trying to process it at once.
you heard the ping from your phone, signaling you got the email.
“okay, perfect. today, i’ll show you around psg and tomorrow you’ll be meeting kylian.”
a tour guide took you around the stadium, briefly explaining different areas and rooms in the building to you.
it was a long day. you were now in bed, aimlessly scrolling on instagram because you couldn’t sleep.
you’re nervous. why?
the athlete you’ll be attending to is possibly the biggest asshole in paris, france and you’re gonna have to deal with it.
you decide to go on his instagram.
“k. mbappé, 94.1m Followers, 389 Following, 1204 posts.”
you click on the first photo presented and begin scrolling down.
in almost all photos he’s smiling, with a caption full of emojis and empowering words.
he looks so… sweet?
is this the same guy with the so-called “bad attitude?”
you fell asleep.
after scrolling through all one thousand, two hundred and four posts by kylian mbappé.
your alarm rang, loudly.
you groaned, getting up to prepare yourself for the day.
after getting dressed, you received a call from kylian’s manager.
“good mornin-“ you tried greeting politely, before cut off.
“good morning dear, i need you here in ten minutes.”
“it’s only 9:00, i was told to be there at 9:30. did something happen?” you ask, exasperated.
“yeah, well, kylian decided to come earlier than we thought and right now, he wants an organic green juice from le juice. it has to be from juicerie.” the manager explains.
“le juice is like fifteen minutes from where i am right now, how will i be able to make it in ten?” you say, slightly panicking.
“well, find a way. mbappé cares about his health, a lot. all that stuff about nutrition and good food is the key to health. if you didn’t know, now you do. be here in ten, please darling!” the managers says in a cheery voice before hanging up.
first day on the job and they were already trying to make the impossible, possible.
you quickly go on the website for le juice and order and paid online for a medium organic green juice for pick-up.
you catch a taxi and head over to le juice. it was a five minute drive because it was still a bit early and the streets hadn’t start to fill yet, luckily.
you ask the taxi driver if they could wait for a quick second while you grab the order from inside.
the taxi driver fussed a bit yet ultimately decided to wait.
again, you were able to swipe up the juice since the shop just opened and customer didn’t pile up in the juice bar.
you hop back in the taxi and make your way to the stadium.
“tsk, your first day on the job and you’re seven minutes late. you better hurry up and get in there.” the manager scolds you once you arrive, outside the office room of psg.
“well, you should’ve told me i would have to be here earlier, you cunt.”
you didn’t actually say that, you thought it, but, you didn’t say it.
you quickly enter the room, with a little a stumble, almost tripping on your own feet. you quickly laugh at how much of a mess you are.
the room is packed, there’s people everywhere, most likely other staff members. you see at the corner of the room, there’s a small crowd of people surrounding something.
you squeeze in between people, trying to find a way through.
“excuse me. yea, sorry. my apologies. let me just squeeze in. i’m sorry.” you murmur out while gliding through the people in the packed room.
that’s when you were faced with him.
he’s exactly like those photos on the internet, a vibrant face, smiling while the people around him asks him questions like how’s his morning, would he like anything to drink, trivial things to simply make conversation. 
the infamous kylian mbappé.
you cleared your throat, put on your most brightest smile and polite voice.
“mr. mbappé, this is your organic green juice.” you say, putting your hand out to give the drink.
the area becomes quiet as the attention shifts on you.
you briefly look around confused.
and the smile that was once on kylian’s face had disappeared.
it was replaced with a hard stoned, cold glare.
“the fuck?” you thought.
he grabs the drink from your hand, not even thanking you before continuing the small talk with staff around him.
you try your hardest not to make a face at his rude behavior.
you brush it off.
literally.
brushing yourself off, taking a deep breath. putting on a polite voice again, you introduce yourself.
“hello, my name is y/n. i’m sure your manager already told you about me, i am your new personal assistant. if you ever need me, for anything, feel free to let me know. that’s my job, of course.” adding in a little humor to lighten the atmosphere, reaching your hand out.
once again, the area of the room goes silent. his smile falls once again and he slowly turns to look at you.
“d'accord. où est ma paille?” (okay. where is my straw?)
the crowd laughs.
you reach out your bag, handing him the straw before walking away.
“the rumors are true. he’s insufferable. literally an asshole. a two-faced scum? who even treats someone like that? no wonder his old assistant left. who’d want to deal with that.” you were now on the phone with your friend who encouraged you to apply.
“y/n, calm down. i know it was frustrating, but, it’s just your first day. at least quit after you get your first check.” your friend said, trying to comfort you.
yea, that’s right. y/n cried. cried very hard. today was extremely difficult.
you followed kylian everywhere, attempting to tend to his needs, but, all he did was be rude or downright ignore you.
“sir, how are you feeling? would you like for me to schedule a massage for you, in case you are feeling tense?” you ask.
“do i look tense to you?”
“mr. mbappé, your manager has informed me that you have a meeting on friday at 3pm.”
“who makes meetings on friday? i’m not going, you’re going. i have to relax.”
“mr. mbappé-“
“please stop bothering me. aren’t you my assistant? why must you keep calling out my name, you’re here to handle my business.”
“i don’t even know what i did to him? why should i get treated like this? it makes no sense.” you complain to your friend.
“i’m sure it’ll get better eventually… hopefully.”
“yea, hopefully.”
it’s been two weeks, working as kylian mbappé’s personal assistant.
to say y/n felt drained would be an understatement.
fourteen endless days of talking to a brick, solid wall.
a brick, solid wall with snarky remarks and a stinky attitude.
“mr. mbappé, your driver is outside waiting for you. he has the specific refreshments you asked for.” y/n says.
“alright, walk me to the car.” he says.
y/n’s concerned because he usually just nods and walks to the car himself.
as the two makes their way to the car, kylian starts conversation.
“your name, y/n, right?”
this is weird.
so weird.
“yes, sir. y/n y/l/n.”
“alright y/n, can you cook?”
“yes, i can cook, why?” y/n questions.
“génial. je veux que tu cuisines pour moi. (great. i want you to cook for me).” kylian says nonchalantly.
y/n stops dead in her tracks as kylian continues to walk.
“so, now i have to cook for this man? really?
well, it is your job…
oh, shut up. i know that!
just saying…” you internally battle with yourself.
he turns around, “well are you coming? i don’t have all day and i’m starving.”
you snap out of it, speed-walking to catch up.
“why are you standing by the door?”
you were in your bosses house. well, it’s not out of the ordinary because you are his personal assistant.
however, this is a drastic jump from a few days ago, when he didn’t even want you near him.
“are you okay, mr. mbappé? it looks pretty bad. i can go get you some soothing gel!”
he hurt himself pretty badly while trying to perform a trick during practice.
“no! i’m fine. don’t touch me, move!”
he spat out, stumbling to get up by himself.
you back up in utter shock.
other staff runs up to offer him support as he limps away.
mbappé’s pov:
his new personal assistant stood at the door, looking like a lost puppy that was left for dead on a rainy night.
kylian knew he was being hard on her, harsh to her. but, he couldn’t let his guard down.
he refused to let history repeat itself.
“why are you standing by the door?” he asks.
y/n seemed to be lost in her thoughts when he said that because she snapped up and made her way into the house after taking off her tory burch sandals.
kylian observed the woman as she subtly looked around the place before making her way to the kitchen.
he couldn’t lie. she was beautiful. she could be on the cover of a makeup magazine because of how natural and pretty her features were.
he wishes he could see her smile. most of the time she wears a frown on her face, sometimes a pout that kylian finds endearing. he wouldn’t show that though. or.. say it, ever.
her hair looked so soft, her voice was so nice on the ear. she had a nice figure, ones of a dancer, delicate, light on the feet.
“mr. mbappé? did you hear what i said? i asked, what exactly would you like for me to cook?” she said. he loved her voice, utterly. like a bee, wanting to drown in honey. he wanted to drown in her voice, listen to it forever.
“call me kylian.”
for some reason, he finds himself wanting to get to know her. get closer to her.
y/n’s pov:
‘oh God, he’s staring.’ you think to yourself.
y/n has made her way to the kitchen after taking in the penthouse. it was so nice and luxurious. she wondered how much or how long she’d have to work before ever living in a place like this.
she began looking in the cabinets, taking out a few pots and pans before realizing her boss didn’t even tell her what he wanted to eat.
“mr. mbappé, what exactly would you like for me to cook.” y/n says, an attempt to ease the tension.
‘he’s still staring. what the hell is wrong with him?’
“mr. mbappé? did you hear what i said? i asked, what exactly would you like for me to cook?” she repeats.
he looks you straight in the eye.
“call me kylian.”
you two continue making eye contact, you thought you’d feel uncomfortable, but, it’s rather… nice? it feels nice. it’s the first he’s ever actually acknowledged you.
you break the eye contact, clearing your throat.
“alright, if you don’t have anything set in mind, i’ll just cook and try to make do with whatever you have here.” you say.
it’s been about 50 minutes and you’re finally done cooking. you made steak & farfalle pasta with creamy tomato sauce.
kylian went into his bedroom since you began cooking and hadn’t come out. but, you did hear faint music coming from his room.
you begin to plate his food nicely, setting it on the kitchen island with a glass cup of ice water.
luckily, you clean along the way while cooking so there wasn’t a mess. you were tired, you wanted to get home and unwind.
you walk up to his bedroom door, about to knock, when the door swings open.
“oh! i was just about to knock. the food is ready.” you say slightly surprised.
he doesn’t say anything.
but, you could care less. your attention shifts to the song being played in the background.
“is that écoute chérie by vendredi sur mer? i love that song so much.” you say excitingly, completely forgetting that you’re at work. technically.
“yeah, it is. i love that song too.” he replies with a small chuckle.
‘did he just chuckle? with me? did kylian mbappé, my rude ass boss. chuckle… with me?’
you smile, looking at the small smile that adorned his face as he chuckled.
you won. you’re winning mbappé over.
mbappé’s pov:
he was in his room, sipping on some expensive red wine from a brewery that gifted him some.
he felt at peace, moments like these to himself. drinking something, listening to music, letting loose.
not only that, but, most likely, he could smell the aroma from the food his personal assistant, y/n was making for him.
its been a little while, he was gonna go check on the food.
his favorite song comes on.
“partir, venir, mourir, courir.”
what a lovely song. he sings to himself, along the chant before making his way to the door.
opening it, there she was.
“oh! i was just about to knock. the food is ready.” she says, obviously a little spooked.
he doesn’t care about that, though. the more he looked at her, the more time he spent around her, the harder it got to suppress his obvious attraction to the woman.
he visibly sees something click in her head as she moves from his sight to get a better hearing of what was being played.
“is that écoute chérie by vendredi sur mer? i love that song so much.” she says.
‘God, she’s so cute.’ he thinks to himself.
“yeah, it is. i love that song too.” he says, trying to hold back the ‘awe’ he wants to say so bad.
she smiles.
kylian felt like his heart could explode.
without absolutely zero exaggeration, she has got to have an award for having the most beautiful smile in the universe.
that smile right there—convinced kylian that he would make it his mission to always see that smile as long as y/n’s around him.
y/n turns around, leading him to his meal.
his stomach grumbles as he lay eyes on the food. it looks delicious. better than any five star michelin restaurant he’s been to. would probably taste better as well.
he’s confused, though. there’s only one plate of food.
he turns to y/n.
“where’s your food?”
“oh, i only made food for you, sir-“
“kylian, call me kylian.”
“yes, i’m sorry, kylian.”
“i’m gonna wait here for you to finish your food so i can wash your plate, then i’ll be out your hair, if that’s fine with you, kylian.”
he knows he can’t just let her leave like that.
he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he thinks he knows what he wants.
“that’s fine. come sit down.” he says, pulling out the chair next to him.
y/n hesitantly makes her way and gets seated. kylian slides over the glass of ice water to her.
“no, it’s for you.” y/n explains.
“i know, but, just drink it. i have some wine in my room.”
“okay, do you want me to go get it and pour some out for you?” y/n says, about to make her way there when kylian gently pulls her down.
“no, no, it’s fine. relax.” he says.
kylian begins eating, almost scarfing the food down.
y/n takes a sip of the water while looking at him eat.
“is it good?” y/n asks.
he stops for a second, chewing and swallowing what’s in his mouth.
“very. best meal i’ve had in a long time, y/n. thank you.” he says with a genuine smile on his face.
y/n smiles back before bringing the glass cup up to her lips and drinking some more water.
“so, y/n, how old are you?” he says, finishing up his food.
“i turned 24 a few months ago.” y/n says.
“really? i turned 24 a few months ago as well.”
“i know that, you’re the star of france.” y/n says with a small smile on her face.
he smiles at her again.
y/n couldn’t take it.
‘this is awfully weird. why is he being so… nice. it was concerning.’ she thinks to herself.
silence takes over the room and the only sound being the fork hitting against the glass plate as kylian takes a bite of the pasta.
“kylian, why are you so mean to me?”
“y/n, i know i haven’t been the nicest to you…”
they say at the same time. they both laugh.
“you go first.” kylian offers to y/n.
“alright, i was asking. why are you so mean to me? did i do.. something.”
kylian sighs deeply, “no y/n, you did nothing wrong, but, a lot happened before that’s making me like that towards you. just know i don’t mean it.” he explain.
“well, what happened?”
“i’ll tell you later.” kylian says finishing the food.
y/n took the plate and glass cup, made her way to the sink and began washing the dishes.
y/n wondered, what was on his mind. what was he thinking about.
too deep in thought to not see her boss, kylian. staking right next to her, leaning on the countertop.
she finishes cleaning the plate and cup.
she turned to her left, her soul jumping out her chest.
“kylian! why are you always sneaking up on people.” y/n said, laughing off the remaining shock with a hand over her heart.
“sorry, sorry, i just like looking at you.” he laughs.
y/n laughs too.
“oh really?”
“OH? REALLY?” she says backtracking because it registered to y/n what he said.
“yes. you’re beautiful.” he says, stepping a teeny closer to the beautiful woman in front of him.
y/n blushes.
“the food was really good as well. i really wish you would’ve ate with me.” he says.
“i’m just your assistant. i don’t want to break any of your boundaries. i respect you.” y/n says.
“i respect you.” kylian replays it in his head.
he already had a slight crush on y/n, but, this was different.
he has a crush on y/n.
“wow, you’re making me feel like shit for treating you the way i did. i respect you, too. say, come over again tomorrow. if you make me something to eat again, i’ll tell you what happened.” he says with a smile on his face.
y/n remains silent. she was thinking.
‘is kylian mbappé flirting with me?’
there’s no way.
yes there is! look at the way he’s looking at you. he wants you!’ you weigh out to yourself.
kylian think it’s adorable. the way y/n constantly looks like a lost puppy.
he bends down a bit, leveling himself to y/n’s height to get her attention.
“everything alright in there?” kylian says.
y/n seems to still be in deep thought when kylian giggles.
he takes his index finger, placing it underneath y/n’s chin, lifting it up.
he looks her in the eye.
he wants to kiss her, her lips look so soft. he’s 100% sure if their lips were to simply graze across one another, he’d still love it. be addicted to it.
y/n looks back into his eyes, feeling her heart beat and her stomach start to flutter.
“deal or no deal?” kylian says as he tilts his head to the side.
y/n eyes drops to kylian’s lips. they were the perfect size and naturally protruded out.
she imagined how it’d feel. probably like a pillow, or, maybe a marshmallow.
y/n eyes make its way back to kylian’s.
she made up her mind.
“deal.” she says before gently removing his finger from her chin. she gathered her bags and made her way to the door, kylian following right behind.
she slipped on her sandals as kylian unlocked & opened the door.
y/n walks out, before turning to kylian who stood by the door.
“goodnight.”
“goodnight.”
they say together.
the two laugh.
“till next time then, goodnight mr. mbappé.” y/n says.
“it’s kylian and i’ll call you tomorrow. make sure you answer. goodnight, y/n.” he says, smiling.
a/n (author’s note):
i am confident in this at all.. i feel like it could be way better but i wanted to hurry and publish something to whoever’s waiting. i’ve been so busy and tired with school :,(. it was supposed to only have one part but i didn’t wanna rush the plot too much.
i tried something new with the whole “pov” thing. and, i hope it’s not too confusing because i switch from 2nd point of view to 3rd a lot.
i guarantee part 2 will be more exciting than this. thanks for reading!
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AOT Icks (Eren, Armin and Mikasa)
one thing about me: i am a hater
Eren
def has mommy issues and no woman could ever compare to her like good luck to any of his girlfriends lmao
^^ that being said, as a roommate he’s a nightmare like you can tell his mom cleaned up after him all the time because it doesn’t even occur to him to do so now
toxic gym bro who says shit like “we all have the same 24 hours”
def has the the 3 in 1 bottle in his shower, I just know it
prob calls women “females”
the cringiest instagram captions like I know he will post sum: “I think my closet bi-polar, it keeps throwing fits💯” like dude, get a grip
attempts thirst traps, he has a ripped body so it kinda works but the content is so transparent you can’t help but roll your eyes
go out to a bar with him or something and he’s the type to try to make everything a fight
like if someone bumps into you, he's quickly in their face like "what's good bro😡” and you know its not actually about you so much as eren tryna beat someone up
i think he’ll use spit as lube thinking he’s so bad boy and lewd when it’s actually just so bad for your PH like ewwww (if u have a vag ofc)
i feel like his hair would get so greasy, mikasa and armin have had to force him down with shampoo in hand before
so gross but you came here for icks and I don’t believe Eren believes in holding back his farts for anyone
it can be the most intense and serious event like a funeral and he’ll rip a loud one and be like “what? it’s not good to hold it in??”
Armin
nail biter who will chew on them till the bone and you hear that loud ass “crONCh"
says he hates drama but that’s just something he says to not seem petty bc at the first sight of a fight best believe he’s sitting there, watching it all go down, wine glass in hand like "🍷🤨👂"
lil shit will even add lil comments to keep the beef alive, like i can see him loudly asking “okay but jean didn't you say her outfit made her look fat though?”
if you're in a debate with him, he’s the type to say something like “you're so uneducated about the subject, I’m actually pretty well versed in it” and your like "okay so what's all ur research then?" and he'll just quickly change the subject bc he didn’t actually have sources to cite lmao
is one of those bfs who would make fun of you for liking trashy tv but guess who eats that shit up everytime? armin.
he does that dad thing where he walks around in the living room and acts uninterested with what’s happening on the screen but he’s actually so invested and would be fuming if you dared watched an episode without him
i think he’d also be the type to try to be friends with his ex even if they obviously still have feelings for him, but if you dared even talk to yours he’d get all huffy and puffy like “go be with him then🙄”
got obsessed with skincare after watching your routine but u kinda created a monster bc now he’s critiquing your products and techniques? “Babe you should really consider a gel moisturizer, it’s better for your pores'' and you're like, “boy you used neutrogena when I met you???”
is that bf who will shower at your place and use up all your expensive washes and scrubs
not the best gift giver tbh, I think he’s a firm believer that all gifts should be practical so even if it’s a romantic anniversary date and he slides over a lil present, it’s probably just gonna be socks or something, srry
Mikasa
applies her chapstick like a man (iykyk)
“he know where home is” bitch, I hate to say it
i think she’s a girl’s girl until her man cheats on her, then she’d be the type to fight the girl and not really address her man…which is just… 😣
as a friend I think she’s sadly the type to unintentionally embarrass you bc she doesn’t get some social cues.
like you can miss a hang and ppl ask where you are and she’d just say matter of factly “oh they’re fine, they just have diarrhea rn!” and she won’t understand why you’d be mad?
outfit repeater to the max, she has like three tops that she likes and all pics of her are with her wearing one of those three tops
a lil delulu and prob genuinely believes all the tiktok pick a card vids on her feed
likes her coffee black and somehow thinks she’s better than everyone for that???
as a gf she checks your snap score and location regularly and has no shame in it 🙂
fights in her sleep like you will just be sleeping next to her all soundly and next thing you know you get punched in the face? she refuses to apologize in the morning bc she “has a right to defend myself in a nightmare” or whatever
when shes mad at someone she’ll post like ultra specific lyrics or captions and it’s so obviously targeted at one person everyone else is like "girl go to bed, don’t even post the quote…"
#aot headcannons#eren x reader#eren headcanons#armin headcanons#armin x reader#mikasa headcanons#mikasa x reader#modern aot#modern attack on titan#modern mikasa#modern eren#modern armin
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hello lovely! since vil is your favorite character, can i request some vil hcs similar to the other ones? he's not really 'pathetic little man' material, but i wanna see what you do with him 00
have a nice day <3
SO IF YOU NEED A HERO... OR A BOYFRIEND...┊ft: vil schoenheit
warnings: none!
contains : gn! reader
notes: if vil showed up while i was literally at the altar abt to say my vows i would dip so fast its not what it looks like babe ur th only one 4 me it was never that serious
(this took a while, sorry guys i went silly)
everyone who says vil is pure evil and would treat u like shit, you are all lying to yourself. he is literally my babygirl. argue with the wall.
vil schoenheit would fall for someone, fall hard, then want to die because why did he have to fall in love with you? like international superstar vil falls head over heels for an absurdly average person who they see in classes occasionally??? he doesn't know either.
he is striving to become the most perfect version of himself, just to have your attention.
and you're. not perfect. nowhere near what vil initially assumed would be his standards for a partner before you. maybe you sleep in class and you're scraping by with a barely passing grade.
he's gonna make it his goal to "fix" you. you're not irredeemably evil but he'll make it his job anyway.
(not that you guys need fixing! failing your classes is a hot bitch move but he is doing this bc he wants the best for you!)
this is going to serve as an excuse to be closer to you and allow him to tutor you. he won't bullshit it either, he takes it seriously.
moving on to the topic of nicknames, he usually just says your name. when he first meets you, he'll call you spudling. calling someone a potato is cringe; it's his only flaw.
he'll say "my dear" just as a general affectionate term. when he's annoyed at something or someone, he'll be calling you "sweetheart". his tone gets sickly sweet and you know he's mad at something.
but honestly, flashy nicknames just aren't his style. it's more of a rook thing to be like "my darling, my love" etc etc. vil would be mortified if he had to call you that, even as a joke.
vil vague posts about you. it's probably the most human vil looks in front of his fans. even vil schoenheit has someone they pine over? incredible for the self-esteem.
he's posting a photodump with a caption like: "i never know what to think about. i think about you." or "with them today."
you're probably vaguely aware of vil's social media presence, not really paying it any mind. it's awkward to cyberstalk a classmate, much less a friend.
since he doesn't tag you, you never really know about the posts and the wreckage that comes after vil happens to post a random photo of him holding your hand across the desk in an insta story.
vil wants his confession with you to be perfect, like it has to be. he agonizes it for a long time, rook occasionally dropping huge hints to you, much to his dismay.
he really is just scared of rejection. you denying him would honestly shatter him into a million pieces.
he'll take it slow, he'd never try to rush it with you. with time, he'll tell you his carefully guarded feelings, and it will be perfect.
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#vil schoenheit x reader#vil schoenheit headcanons#vil x reader#vil schoenheit#x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twst hcs#twst x reader#twisted wonderland#vil bbg ily !!!!!#vil fluff#this is really sappy sweet but i love him so much u guys
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photography era [3]
elijah hewson x reader
reader is childhood bestfriends/ who doubles up as their occasional photographer, who is currently touring with the band!
authors note: hahahah I litch was like im gonna make a short little part 3 just to wrap this idea off and then next minute im reaching the pic limit, anyway I think it turned out cute so enjoy !
I really appreciate all the love i've received with my last insta au's y'all are the best <3
(PS: Picture credits to whoever took them)
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inhalerfan1 feeding us ryan girlies off the bat, appreciate you <;3
lewevans hahaha wait until they get moody and tired..
-> they're gonna get WORSE??
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inhalerdublin Thank you Lille for kicking off our EU tour.
We’re back in Amsterdam tonight for our biggest show so far at @afaslive
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inhalerfan1 AMAZING SHOW!! the post concert depression is too real rn..
inhalerfan2 hiring yourusername was your best decision yet boys these pics are so hot
inhalerfan1 inhaler through the female gaze has righted all the worlds wrongs
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inhalerfan3 bobby girls we're being FED
yourusername I got you girlie xx
yourusername great evening !! but I am realising im touring with 4 boys for two months.. @nieveella y'all need a photographer??
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bobbyskeetz why are you always tryna get rid of us..
yourusername try listening to your 12 year old boy humour 24/7 this is a hardship !
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yourusername guys i'm a failure, E still hasn't agreed to cover I'm Just Ken 😭 What is the point of having friends that can sing if they wont take my requests 💔
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inhaler1 you are the gift that keeps on giving
inhaler2 for real get a girl who can do both
joshjenkinson_ I was gonna be pressed but i'll let it slide cause of my caption
bobbyskeetz you need to be stopped. @elijahhewson MAKE HER STOP
yourusername wah wah wah hush
elijahhewson love come on
yourusername heyyy its funny!
evehewson hahah you are the best ever
yourusername and you are my favourite hewson!
inhaler3 inlaw bonding?
inhaler2 girl chill
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-filling this dramatic fella with drink to get back in his good books
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yourusername please take these photos of the boys as an apology for my last post. they are very serious musicians and are very handsome. again sorry for any upset caused.
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inhalerfan3 hahahahahhah who is holding the gun to your head rn girl?
yourusername im sure I dont know what you could possibly mean (totally unrelated robert keating can be kinda scary)
bobbyskeetz now that is more like it
yourusername @bobbyskeetz @elijahhewson am I forgiven yet? can I come for pints now
ryanmcmahon_15 I think your last post ..slayed?
yourusername THIS is why your my favourite and why you had first spot in the post 🖤
inhalerfan3 hahah did you choose the order based on who you like the most rn
yourusername @inhalerfan3 👁👄👁
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inhalerfanupdates GUYS I'm just back from my inhaler show and im shaking look at this pic yourusername took of my friend and I with eli! BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
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inhalerfan 1 no way that is adorable, yourusername is one of us with the 0.5
inhalerfanupdates she was literally so nice aswell! they had walked by us so fast and I think I was so visibly upset, which she spotted and made eli come back over to us!
inhalerfanupdates she was also chatting to us for a little while after, talking about tour and all she comes across real genuine <3
inhalerfan2 they're dating right??
inhalerfanupdates I really think so after seeing them walk and interact together. its been so hard to tell cause shes always joking and is so close with them all.
inhalerfan3 they have to be dating they're my parents.
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inhalerfan 4 you are literally traveling around europe, freeloading off your famous friends. so so ungrateful god
inhalerfan2 hate to break this to you but being mean to one of his best friends / photographer is not going to get Eli to date you!
inhalerfan3 haha girl no need to be so meannnn
elijahhewson I told you we should've skipped drinks
yourusername it was for the plot hotstuff
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bobbyskeetz why is the world so loud??
ryanmcmahon_15 *three idiots
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lewevans told you they get tired and moody
yourusername oh wise man 😭😭 you were so right
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inhalerdublin she loves to joke around and despite what bobby says, its the very reason we love her.
but our photographer for the europe leg/ our bestfriend yourusername is flat out working, making sure we look our best and coolest, we remind you to be kind in your comments towards her - eli, ryan, bobby and josh <3
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yourusername BOYS im so unwell this is so sweet
joshjenkinson_ the GOAT
ryanmcmahon_15 ❤️🔥
elijahhewson our girl!
bobbyskeetz also she plays taylor swift on repeat when shes sad so please, i can't hear this is me trying again
yourusername we can't listen to the strokes all the damn time robert!
yourusername also you asked about the folklore love triangle so stfu
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yourusername been great annoying bobby with pda for the last 3 years with you <3
have loved tagging along on my superhot boyfriend on tour and taking super hot (and super not) pictures of him! only a few more shows left xx
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elijahhewson 3 years but i'm still not your favourite singer 💔
yourusername write an album like notes on a conditional form and you can take that top spot baby <;3
inhaler1 babyyyyy i love them your honour
bobbyskeetz great the world knows, can you stop kissing in front of us now.
yourusername just say you're lonely, it'd be quicker xx
inhaler2 LMAO i love their friendship
evehewson wait I thought I was your favourite hewson...
yourusername course you are, this is a pr xx
elijahhewson 🙃🙃
yourusername 😅😅
inhalerfan3 brb just gonna go take a bath with my toaster xx
joshjenkinson_ the hardest of launches
yourusername litch dont have the energy to lie anymore loll
---- finito----
if you made it this far I love and appreciate you so much! all the forehead kisses xx
#inhaler band#elijah hewson fanfic#elijah hewson imagine#elijah hewson x reader#fake instagram#inhaler dublin
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J-Hope On The Street
Jung Hoseok/Actress!Reader
Summary: Hobi convinces you to do the J-Hope on the street challenge with him... (can be read as a stand alone or as the WYF couple)
Warnings: Fluff, female reader implied.
Word Count: 779 M.list
Hobi had recently released his newest single, J-Hope On The Street, and you couldn’t be more proud! You weren’t yet around when his Hope World album was in the works, but you were there for J-Hope in the box, and you saw first hand how much of a perfectionist he is. How every little detail had to be perfect, and this was no exception.
Ever since the song and MV had dropped, he’d received a massive amount of love and support from friends and fans alike. You were no different, throwing him a surprise get together to celebrate. It was only a small party, just close friends and family so it would be more special. Since then, Hobi decided that a TikTok series focused round the choreography would be a great idea. Dancing to the song with other HYBE idols was simple yet so effective. The fans loved it and so did you, always looking forward to the new videos. That was until he came to you with one of his bright ideas.
‘Hobi you can’t be serious.’ You gaped up at him from your seated position. You were currently in one of the lounge areas of the HYBE building, after having come to visit Hobi and bring him coffee.
‘I am! ARMY will love it, and I already ok’d it with my manager!’ He was way too excited at the prospect of you potentially making a fool of yourself.
‘I’m not a dancer Hobi, I really don’t feel like becoming a laughing stock for millions of people.’ You sighed as you picked at the edge of your dress.
‘Come on jagi! It’s not like I’m asking you to perform on stage. Besides, ARMY know you aren’t a dancer and I already taught you the choreo so....’ He stuck out his bottom lip and gave you puppy dog eyes. Ugh... How could you resist that face?
‘Fine! But you owe me!’ He let out a happy yelp and threw his arms around you, planting a kiss on your temple.
‘It’s gonna be great I promise!’
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Before you started filming, Hobi went over the choreography with you at least a hundred times, (at your request) before you felt confident enough to just go for it.
You stumbled over your own feet a few times, causing Hobi to cast you an amused glance, but overall you did well and you were proud of yourself! Plus the reaction from the fans was overwhelmingly positive too.
He’d tagged you in the video and captioned it, ‘Please be nice to Y/N and compliment her dancing! She was nervous but did so well!’
Fan1: OMG the smile he gives her!
Fan2: Her little stumble was so cute!
Fan3: Get you a man that looks at you like J-Hope looks at Y/N
Fan4: We sure she isn’t secretly a dancer?
Fan5: THAT HUG AT THE END SAGEUGEDUBWEIYFGUEWG
‘See jagi? I told you there was nothing to worry about!’ Hobi smiled as he read the comments over your shoulder.
‘Yeah, even though I messed it up.’ You chuckled to yourself when he hugged you tightly from behind, chin resting on your shoulder.
‘You’re too hard on yourself! It was great for a first time performance!’ You tried to hide your shy smile. This man was too sweet.
‘Yah! Why are you getting shy all of a sudden?’ He jabbed his fingers into your sides, causing you to gasp out in laughter.
‘OK! OK! Stop!’ You grabbed onto his hands and spinning round to face him. ‘You’re mean to me sometimes.’ You pouted, causing him to crack up.
‘I love you too jagi.’ Hobi leaned down to quickly peck your lips.
‘Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to take some dancing lessons. I may need them for a role in the future..’ You thought out loud as he pulled away.
‘Why would you pay for lessons when I can just teach you?’ Hobi raised his eyebrows in question.
‘As if I’d let you teach me!’ You exclaimed as soon as he finished his sentence, causing him to stare wide eyed at you. Ok, that hurt his feelings a little.
‘I’ve seen the death stares you give to the boys when they dare to make a mistake, and I’d rather not be on the receiving end of that!’ His body relaxed when he heard your reasoning. You had a valid point he though. He took his dancing very seriously and he would get upset when a mistake was made. As you knew full well, he was a perfectionist.
‘Ah – Just know that look comes from a place of love!’
‘It’s still a no!’
#bts#bts x reader#imagine#scenario#one shot#drabble#reaction#smut#fluff#angst#kim seokjin#min yoongi#jung hoseok#kim namjoon#park jimin#kim taehyung#jeon jungkook#actress!reader#idol!au
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IN THE MIDDLE
A/N: this is my thank you for 12k followers!! it's not much, not long, but it's all i had time for, i hope you guys will enjoy it and thank you so much for all your support!!💜
WORD COUNT: 1.6k
PAIRING: Harry x Famous!Reader
SUMMARY: You have different beliefs about marriage, but you end up meeting in the middle.
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The audience laughs at another chaotic, funny answer Harry just gave to Jimmy’s question about an incident that happened during one of his shows recently. They have been talking about tour and music, mostly because that’s why Harry is a guest on the show, to promote his tour and latest album. But of course, the conversation will flow elsewhere as well.
“I’m gonna need to join you on tour sometime to witness these,” Jimmy chuckles. “Alright, I have something that I really want to ask you and I believe everyone else wants to know about it too.”
“Alright, ask it,” Harry nods with a serious look.
“It’s about one of your recent Instagram posts,” Jimmy says and holds up a printed version of the photo Harry posted a few weeks ago, one that practically broke the internet.
In the photo he is seen with you, his longtime girlfriend, the shot captured a moment when the two of you were dancing at a wedding, you were kissing just a moment before the picture, but Harry tickled your side so you both started laughing, your teeth touching and that’s exactly when the photographer caught you.
It’s the first ever time Harry has posted you on his social media, but it was a special occasion.
“You posted it not long ago, right?” Jimmy asks, taking a look at the photo too.
“Yes,” Harry nods again.
“This is you and Y/N Y/L/N, right? Who you are dating.”
Harry can’t even answer before the audience starts cheering and screaming at the statement, making him blush as he laughs.
“Yeah, that is right,” he confirms, earning another round of screaming.
He is known to keep his love life private and that’s something you share with him. Rumors only surfaced about the two of you a year after you started dating and there hasn’t been much information about your relationship ever since. Just a couple of grainy paparazzi pictures, some stolen glances at award shows and gossips every few months from random sources. That’s why Harry’s post was a total shock to the world, no one was expecting it.
“So the caption reads: Five years of the purest love,” Jimmy reads and Harry blushes some more, even though he wrote those words. “So you guys were celebrating your five year anniversary?”
“Well, not on the day the picture was taken, but yes. We recently had our anniversary,” Harry confirms, his eyes wandering to the picture, his heart skipping a beat even just thinking about you.
“Five years! Wow! Congratulations you guys!”
“Thank you,” Harry chuckles.
“Can I ask how the two of you met?”
“Through a mutual friend. I was in LA for a few weeks and got invited over for a dinner party and she was there too. I guess we just hit it off right then and there,” he thinks back at the first time he finally met you after crushing on your for probably an entire year, watching all your movies and shows.
“Was it a set up? Or you guys just found each other?”
“Don’t think it was planned, but who knows,” he shrugs smirking.
“I get it, I get it. So five years. That’s a long time, are you planning the next step maybe?” Jimmy implies, clearly wanting to know if he plans to propose to you.
“Uh, well, it’s a complicated situation,” Harry admits with a breathy laugh. “And if you want a straight forward answer, there probably won’t be a wedding.”
“Oh,” Jimmy’s eyes widen. “Is there a specific reason?”
Harry knew he would be asked about you and you discussed how much you both feel comfortable with sharing, so it’s no surprise to him. Posting the picture you knew people would want to know more and you agreed that after five years of keeping silent, you could give the world a little something.
“It’s simply because Y/N doesn’t want to get married. Not just with me, she generally doesn’t want to get married. It’s something we talked about very early in our relationship, because she didn’t want it to cause any problem later on.”
“So this is a decision she made, regardless of you or any other man?” Jimmy asks to clear things up.
“Exactly,” Harry nods. “And I’m gonna be honest, at first it was hard for me to accept. I like to think of myself as a traditional guy when it comes to family. I always saw myself getting married, having kids, you know, the usual things,” he explains and Jimmy nods. “So when she told me she doesn’t want to get married, my whole plan got messed up.”
“Did she tell you why she made this decision?”
“She is quite spiritual in a way where she doesn’t believe that feelings need to be officiated like this. With a paper, I mean. She explained to me that for her it’s more important to find the love she’d been looking for and keep it, but not with having a wedding and legalize her relationship. At first I didn’t understand it fully, but now I do and I realized that she is right. A wedding and a paper won’t do anything. We need to work on our relationship, put time and effort into it, take care of each other and ourselves, that’s what matters.”
“I genuinely agree with you,” Jimmy nods as the audience starts clapping in awe of his word. “So I guess you accepted her decision about marriage?”
“Yeah. If I get to be with her for the rest of my life, I don’t need a paper about it, I need her and her love.”
“I feel like your words are straight out of one of your love songs,” Jimmy chuckles.
“I guess,” Harry nods grinning.
“So no wedding, just love.”
“Yeah, we decided to meet in the middle.”
“Please welcome Y/N YL/N!” Jimmy announces before you walk out and wave around for the cheering audience before approaching the host. You share two kisses on the face and he helps you up on the few small steps before you take your seat in the armchair. “Y/N, it’s so good to see you again!”
“Thank you, nice to see you too, it’s been a while!” you smile at him, fixing your dress discreetly.
“You look amazing as always, I love this dress!” he enthuses.
“Thank you! A friend of mine is trying herself out at fashion, it’s her creation!” you smile proudly.
“Wow, amazing! And I’m sorry, but I can’t just ignore that massive rock on your finger!” Jimmy points it out and you smile down at your hand shyly. There is indeed a diamond ring sitting on your finger, shining brightly in the spotlight.
“Yeah…” you sigh dreamily as you hold up your hand so the audience can get a better glimpse of it, one of the cameras even zoom in on the jewelry.
“How did that happen?” Jimmy gapes. “I mean, a year ago Harry was right here, on the show and he told me how you never want to get married. What changed?”
“Well,” you chuckle, “a lot has changed,” you tell him. “As many of you guys know we welcomed our baby earlier this year.”
The audience screams at your words, though it hasn’t been a secret, not since the two of you were caught on a walk with your daughter in the stroller. That was two months after she was born, you laid low until then and you even managed to keep your pregnancy a secret up until the eighth month. What’s funny is that you were already pregnant when Harry came on the show a year ago, you found out just days after your fifth anniversary and his post was actually his way of expressing how happy he is with you, without letting the rest of the world know what was actually happening in your life.
“Ah yes! Your baby, congratulations!” Jimmy cheers in excitement.
“Thank you. That’s been quite the change.”
“So you changed your mind about marriage?”
“No,” you shake your head, confusing the host. “I still don’t want to get married. I still think that to love each other, we don’t have to throw a wedding and sign a paper, declaring our love. It’s in the acts, the way we live, it’s everywhere, but not in the legal documents.”
“Okay, but then why is there a ring?” Jimmy asks curiously.
“Well, I thought about how Harry gave up his dream of marrying someone for me. And when we had our daughter it just let me experience such a whole new version of love, that it inspired me to do something for him. I knew that he liked the traditional things, so we had a talk and I agreed to get engaged,” you explain. “We are never gonna get married, but he got to propose to me, I could say yes to him and I see the way his eyes bright up when he sees the ring on my finger, it means a lot to him, so I’m glad we could compromise.”
“That is so beautiful,” Jimmy sighs dreamily. “How did he ask you?”
“He asked me exactly where we first met,” you say smiling. “We were invited to dinner at our friend’s place again, I didn’t think anything of it, but apparently, it was all planned out. The view of the balcony is just amazing there and he had it decorated with fairy lights and candles, it was like in a movie.”
“He is a true romantic,” Jimmy smiles back at you. “I’m happy for you guys, congratulations, on the baby and the engagement too. I’m so glad you found each other.”
“Thank you. I’m glad too and I’m happy that we could meet in the middle as well.”
Thank you for reading, please like and reblog if you enjoyed and buy me a coffee if you want to support me!
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JJk || Crushing pt. 2
Warning •
Genres • suggestive
Characters • Nanami, gojo, Toji x Reader
a/n: Toji and nanami were hard characters to write for. I pulled this shit outta my ass! I tried to make it accurate as possible to the characters and their personalities 😭😭
Nanami
Nanami oh Nanami 😌
If he’s taken a liking towards you he’ll pay more attention to you.
He’s so slick with it, he’s the type to woo you with his actions
He’s very observant, he finds out what makes you tick, what makes you laugh, and what annoys you.
He also likes to surprise you with gifts.
Say if you mention running out of your favorite makeup product, he’s going to get it or posting a pair or shoes or a dress on your Instagram story captioned “must have 😍” then you will have it!
He also likes to treat you to lunch and dinner.
“Hey if you’re not busy tonight do you mind if I offer to take you out to Luce’s?”
Some high class Italian restaurant
Something simple and classy, omething that screams Nanami
You two had a wonderful time at the restaurant he picked out and he ordered the best wine.
When the wine was starting to kick in you found tipsy Nanami 1,000 times sexier. He was more loose with his words, with a slightly unbutton dress shirt, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and his cheeks tinted pink.
Instead of him having an intense crush on you it’s more like the other way around.
God you wanted to pounce on him and he knew it too.
You enjoyed his company and he enjoys yours but you ended up leaving before you could consume anymore wine.
When he dropped you home he watched as you walked into your apartment building.
Hips swaying side to side made something twitch in his pants.
Boy does he have plans for you
Gojo
Man whore! (Only for you)
Like I said in my other hc you could never tell when he’s flirting he’s literally flirts right everyone!
But you? You are so fine to him!
The way you walk, talk and your attitude…the man is obsessed
He says and does the stupidest shit just to piss you off.
Like every time he sees you he makes a stupid pickup line
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” Goja smirked leaning up against the kitchen counter
“Gojo leave me alone, don’t you have students to train?”
“One more, one more!” Stupidly you stopped walking to hear what he was gonna say “if we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole.”
“GOJO!”
Gojo is just dirty lol
But aside from him playing around he truly does like you
He the type of person that’s gets a crush and immediately cuts off everyone he was talking to, like he knows he’s going to end up with you.
The way he really locked you in is when you two were sparring one late night, you left open a weak spot, he hit you causing you to fall but you had strong grip on him so he fell with you…in the most questionable position
Gojo liked it while it made you flustered.
Had you weak in the knees…literally!
In all honesty the man just wants you to pay attention to him and take him seriously…even though most of the time he’s not being serious.
After that night you couldn’t stop thinking about him in the most vile way
He knew he had you then
Toji
*sighs* Toji…
He’s a tough one because Toji doesn’t fall easily.
Matter of fact he doesn’t fall at all
Toji? With a crush?! L O L
But it was a different story when he met you. You both were hired to assassinate a well known sorcerer and whoever killed them first got the money.
To your luck you finished the job first and Toji wasn’t happy, he was set to kill whoever took his money.
“Tsk tsk tsk you were too slow handsome, you like to take your time while I like to get the job done quick and easy.” You figured he’d be upset and come after you so you kept an eye on him.
God he wanted to be mad but he couldn’t. He eyed you up and down salivating at the mouth, he wanted you.
He watched you draw your weapon expecting a fight, but instead he raised both hands surrendering.
“Sorry love I didn’t know it was you, you’re right you won fair and square” he backed into the shadows where he came from
You thought that was it but he didn’t leave you alone.
The man stalked you…
On missions, at the grocery store,…through your window!
You’d think Toji wouldn’t care about someone this much but see I said he doesn’t fall easily when he does he falls HARD
I mean he’s obsessive and possessive
The man doesn’t even have you yet and he considered you his.
“I know you’re there Toji quit stalking me!”
“I just want to give you a little present doll face.”
You soon gave in to his little kind act and you two started to take jobs together.
He couldn’t get enough of you. Your scent, your smile, the way your eyes twinkled when you were about to do something evil.
He loved it.
And this might be bold to say…but he might even love you-?
nvm it’s Toji we’re talking about 🤨
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hello, could you write something where y/n is not famous but she's dating vinnie and his fans doesn't really like her and sending hate to her and saying that vinnie should cheat on her, she's getting insecure and starting to believe that he would actually cheat on her because there are so many pretty girls but they sit down to talk and he comforts her?😊
a.n. hi, my love. thank you for requesting something! this is actually my first time writing a request so i hope i did okay and you like it !!! mwah <3
ignore the comments || vinnie hacker x reader
you and vinnie were together for over eleven months, the happiest eleven months of your life might you add. however, up until recently you had been a secret to the public eye. with the reaction from fans of vinnie’s previous flings, most of which were made up rumors sourced on twitter, you thought it would be best to wait putting your relationship onto the internet for everyone to criticize.
on the other hand, vinnie couldn’t wait to show you off: his sweet, beautiful girlfriend. but he knew how apprehensive you were, especially with not being used to the lifestyle and the thousands of comments that came along with it.
but now that you were approaching a year into the relationship, you thought it might be time to make it instagram official, especially with all the speculations people already had when it came to the mystery girl that was constantly seen next to the golden boy himself.
when your one year anniversary came around, you and vinnie celebrated by recreating your first date; a picnic on the beach. you had the best time, eating little sandwiches while watching the sunset and reminiscing over the last year together. by the end of the night, you were scrolling through all the photos you took, wanting to remember the day forever. upon seeing one you particularly liked of you kissing vinnie on the cheek with the cotton candy skies perfectly displayed in the background, you turned your phone to show vinnie, “i like this one, you should post it.”
“are you serious? you’d be okay with that? we don’t have to do anything if you aren’t ready.” vinnie continued to ramble until you finally shut him up with a kiss.
“yes i’m sure. it’s been a whole year, i think it’s about time we stop hiding things,” you responded with a smile.
with you final approval, vinnie took the post to instagram with the caption: one full year with my baby and i have loved each and every second of it. thank you for sticking by me all this time. i love you, sweetheart. <3
the post was quickly received by his fans, and before you knew it both your names were trending. while some people were so kind with their support of you two, a lot of vinnie’s fan were none too happy of you quote unquote stealing vinnie from them.
from that day you continued to receive more and more hate for your relationship with the tiktok star. you tried your best to ignore it, focusing more on the nice words, but as those became few and far between, you decided to just disregard the comment section all together.
that was working well for you until one night vinnie was begging you to join him on stream, excited that you no longer had to hide behind the camera. and when vinnie brought out those puppy dog eyes it was hard to say no.
when you finally gave in, vinnie happily pulled you onto his lap, introducing you to chat as he prepared to start a new game. while he was swiftly distracted by the game beginning in front of him, you were left to focus all your attention on the one thing you had been trying you hardest to ignore the last week or so: the comments. even with how rapidly they were flashing by your eyes, you were able to catch a few common phrases.
user1: vinnie is surrounded by the prettiest girls and he chooses her?
user2: you could do so much better vinnie
user3: I don’t see the hype, she’s not even that cute.
user4: when you finally leave her, hit me up
user5: he’s definitely gonna end up cheating on her
reading that last one, you finally had enough and abruptly stood up from vinnie’s lap excusing yourself to go to the bathroom where chat nor vinnie could see you cry.
although, vinnie, who was very concerned about your sudden exit, told chat he would have to end stream early and promised he would be back the next day. once he knew everything was turned off as it should be, he made his way to the bathroom door you had locked minutes ago. “baby can you please open the door? i want to make sure you're okay,” he said calmly.
moments later he heard the click of the lock being undone and the door hesitantly being pushed open. his heart never could have prepared him for the sight of his sweetheart of a girlfriend with tear stained cheeks, mascara running down her face.
“oh baby. c’mere, what’s wrong? please don’t cry.”
“you’re fans, they hate me,” you said between sobs. “and, and i don’t blame them. you have so many pretty girls falling at your knees and then look at me. i’m not nearly as perfect and skinny like them. i’m scared you’re gonna leave me for any one of them once you realize how much better you can do.”
vinnie couldn’t believe that you would talk about yourself like that, could you not see how beautiful you truly were? how head over heals in love with you he was?
“baby, stop. don’t say any of that. i don’t want any of those girls, i want you my love. you are perfect to me and that’s all that matters. who cares what the comments say, most of them are just jealous twelve year olds trying to get under your skin. i love you and only you. i’m in it for the long haul so i hate to break it to you baby, but you’re stuck with me,” he finished saying before showering your face with kisses until a smile finally crept across your face.
“okay, okay i get your point. i love you too.” you replied with a giggle.
“good. now c’mon. i’m going to run you a bath and then we will spend the rest of the night in bed, just us. no social media, and definitely no comments okay?” vinnie stated with a pointed finger, pulling you to stand.
“okay,” you agreed, “thank you for taking such good care of me. i really don’t deserve you.”
“baby, you deserve the world and more, when are you going to realize that?” “now let's go, get undressed.”
“jeez if you wanted to see me naked all you had to do was ask.”
vinnie just laughed as he started the bath for you, making sure to add one of your favorite bath bombs, allowing the water to turn a beautiful purple. once it was filled and to the right temperature, you got in, finally feeling a little bit more relaxed.
“join me?” you asked shyly. and of course within seconds the boy was undressed and stepping into the bath to sit behind you.
you and vinnie sat intertwined in the bath until it got cold, and for the rest of the night remained in bed watching your go to comfort movies.
by the time you were falling asleep, you had forgetten all about the negative comments, only thinking about how lucky you were to have a boyfriend like vinnie.
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Hi everyone! This isn't a very happy post, but it is very serious. Something happened yesterday and I just need somewhere to vent.
(No members of the Thunderfam are involved; it's about people I know IRL.)
I used to have this friend. My closest childhood friend. Our parents were also friends and had the two of us around the same time. I remember he used to have a lot of Thunderbirds toys. I guess that makes him the first friend I ever had in the fandom, even if we had no clue what fandom was back then.
Something I should get out the way is that we grew up in a religious background, and we were in the same congregation as kids. Later on when we were teens, we had a trio with another boy, who beta-read my stories for me for a while. During COVID, all our religious activities moved online, and we drifted apart. I’ll call my former bff ‘Z’ and our other friend ‘J’.
The longer the isolation went on, I started noticing that Z was no longer attending the online meetings, and whenever his parents were there they had these weird looks on their faces. Well, one day Z organised a Zoom call between the three of us and told us he’d moved out of his parent’s house and had converted to Islam. Me and J supported his decision, there were no hard feelings, and we promised to keep in touch.
Well, we did keep in touch for a little while. Z and I met up a couple of times, but that’s pretty much it. When the pandemic ended, me and J stayed in our congregation without him there. J got baptised and Z was there. J left for university, and my communication with him broke down as well, but that’s another story. At this point, I decided to change congregations for reasons unrelated to Z and J, which I’m not gonna get into here but let’s just say there were issues. I’m happy in my new congregation, but back to Z.
My mum and her husband are still in that old congregation to this day, and once I was there visiting them. That’s when I saw Z. He must’ve come with his dad. His mum wasn’t there for health reasons, which I’ll get into in a bit. That’s when he told me that he’d met someone at university. Mind you, he’d been at university for just about a year, and they were already engaged, talking about having kids, the works. He even told me they were planning on moving to another country. He showed me a picture of his fiance, and told me I’d be invited to the wedding. That was last April.
Now, I’m already annoyed at him because we’ve barely talked up until now, and any conversation we do have is by text, extremely short, and initiated by me. Honestly, if I hadn’t seen him in person, I doubt he would’ve told me he was engaged. I’m even more annoyed.
We get to his mum now. Z pretty much cut his parents off when he left, and his mother was understandably beside herself with worry. His mum is a lovely person. I adore her and when we were younger, she was like another mother to me. When I’d come round to his place she made me feel like part of that family. Hearing that Z’s hurt her so much really drives the wedge further.
Fast forward to yesterday. I wake up early because I had a congregation meeting at around ten. I open up TikTok. I see that Z has posted something, so I click on it. It’s a slideshow post with him and his fiancee goofing off. I look at the caption. It says, “marriage has changed me”.
…
She’s not his fiance anymore. She’s his wife.
He said, to my face, that I would be invited. I wasn’t. I was heartbroken. I still am. Not because I was interested romantically, but because I’d realised I’d lost one of my best friends. I went to that meeting, because I needed to be around people I trusted after what I just saw. But I kept thinking about it over and over. Eventually, I decided that it was a lost cause, so I sent him a congratulations on TikTok, and blocked him. I made a vent post on TikTok too. It’s still up, but I may set it to private at some point. The bridge was already burnt; I just cut the rope because there was no way to repair it.
20 years down the drain. No one ever mentions how painful friendship break ups are. He was like a brother to me, but I can’t be friends with someone who treats me like that. Like those two decades didn’t happen. I honestly think I'll be upset over this for the rest of my life.
Z, if somehow you’ve found this post and are reading it, I want to thank you for the friendship we had while it lasted, and wish you and your wife the best. May you have many happy memories together...
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Hello! I sent this ask a while ago so I'm pretty sure Tumblr decided to nom all the asks I sent that day since it seems like none of them went to any of the people I sent them to 😓😓
Anyways, I was just wondering if you'd ever do something based on The Tag and/or Mousebusters? Those were such fun episodes so I think it'd be cool to see your take on them and where Ming fits in!
Have an awesome day/night! <333
Hi!
Thank you so much for the request, I'm sorry that your asks didn't go through, tumblr is a bitch.
Thanks for showing interest in Ming, it warms my heart.
Have a great day/night yourself <333
lots of love from Jenny :)
EP. 31 MOUSEBUSTERS #1 | Ming Going Seventeen
a/n: what's in between [/] are captions :)
''Our last rat is Kim Ming.'' Seungkwan announces, pointing at the screen next to him.
Her profile:
MING (Cutie)
master at aegyo
very smart
The members make 'aw' noises upon seeing Ming's profile and picture of her in the mouse outfit.
Seungkwan interrupts them. ''She might look cute, but she is the most dangerous rat of them all!'' He tells the members, making a lot of hand gestures.
''How come?'' Joshua asks, going along with Seungkwan.
''She will lure you in with her charms and then BOOM!'' He yells, making some of the members flinch by the sudden loudness.
''She'll eat you.'' He finishes.
Dokyeom gets up from his chair. ''EAT US? We have to stop her!''
''No, how come someone so cute, can be so dangerous?'' Jeonghan says.
Seungkwan gets closer to Jeonghan. ''See! That's her trap! People don't believe someone like her can be a mean rat, but once they get closer to her, she takes them!'' He tells his older member, as dramatic as possible.
''Then we have to send someone after her who can resist her charms!'' Mingyu orders.
All the members look at each other and a silence falls.
[ERROR FOUND]
Dino breaks the silence. ''I can do it!''
[Brave Maknae]
''She'll kill you first.'' Seungkwan denies Dino. The members laugh at the quick reaction, while Dino just accepts it.
Vernon comes up with a strategy. ''We just have to get her to run, then we can catch her.'' The members agree.
''Yeah, she's not a very good runner.'' Mingyu says.
''But she's smart, so she'll have a good hiding spot.'' Coups argued him.
Seungkwan finishes up Ming's profile. ''She'll be the one to look out for.''
While the busters decided on nicknames and strategies to catch the rats, the rats went over their abilities.
''We need to set the rats' abilities.'' Wonwoo started.
Hoshi chimed in. ''We have to divide the skills and...'' He got interrupted by Jun imitating the sound that a rat makes.
''There's the mass exodus which you can take everyone out of the jail.'' Woozi reminded.
''And three long distance escapes.'' Wonwoo added.
''And summoning!'' ''Summoning!'' Ming and Jun said at the same time, they gave each other a high five.
Hoshi also explained that after an hour has passed, the rats will be able to use their special abilities.
''Let's all lie.'' Hoshi laughed.
The five members joked around with the secret abilities, making each other laugh.
''The 96s are really good at it, actually?'' Hoshi stated.
Ming stopped laughing and looked at Hoshi, with a very (jokingly) serious look on her face.
[Ming-noona]
Woozi chuckled. ''Come to think of it, the 96s didn't get to gather well.'' He continued.
''What is the year of mouse? Kyungja-yeon?'' Hoshi asked the staff in front of them.
''Hey! If you're gonna tease me, at least do it well.'' Ming countered.
The 96-liners laughed at her reaction. Hoshi clinged onto Ming, finding her facial expressions hilarious.
She turned to the staff. ''Why am I here actually? Or did my age change without my knowledge?'' She asked.
''We just needed a fifth rat.'' Their producer said, casually.
''And their first thought went to you.'' Jun added, although it came out funnier than he intended to.
Ming turned her body to look at Jun. ''Are you saying I look like a rat?''
He waved his hands in front of him and shook his head. ''I don't think you look like a rat, but the staff obviously do.'' He clarified, again much funnier than he intended.
After everyone calmed down a bit from the laughing, Hoshi suggested a team name.
''I know what suits for rat. How about 'No Kidding' for our name?'' He suggested.
The members agreed and they did a little greeting, saying the name in sync.
Then, they heard one of the staff members announce through the microphone that the rats should go find their hiding spots.
The other rats started running, while Ming just slowly walked. ''Why are they running already? We have enough time to hide.'' Ming complains.
''Where should I hide?'' Ming said to herself, while looking around the area, she had been walking for a few minutes already.
She looked at the big white veils that were used as covers, so the products of the place they used were protected.
She slowly looks at her camera man. She points at the white veil, as to say ''Should we get under here?''
He simply shrugged and Ming pulled the veil up for him to go in first. Ming quickly made herself comfortable and sat herself down, next to one of the pallets under the veil and she leaned her head against it.
''Now we just wait.'' She said to the camera.
A few minutes passed by and her camera man informed her that the game had officially started, meaning the mousebusters had started looking for them.
Suddenly, she heard people close by her hiding spot.
''Do you want to search here then? I will stay here, they may come out.'' She recognized Vernon's voice.
''I will find them quick. Stay here.'' The other voice was Chan.
She motioned for the camera man to be quiet, but after a while Vernon also went away.
She sighed. ''Wow, I can't believe they didn't look under here. They're idiots.'' She told the camera.
[Tough Maknae Love]
Ming honestly didn't have any plans to move, she realized the members weren't going to look under the veils and she wasn't in the mood to be chased by them.
Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard Jeonghan speaking. ''It seems hard to find them but we should try,'' She smirked at Jeonghan's words. ''I think they went this way earlier...'' Jeonghan stopped talking. He had stopped right in front of Ming's hiding place.
''THERE'S THE RAT!'' He yelled, loudly. Ming panicked thinking she got caught, but was confused as she heard Jeonghan running away.
She took a couple of big breaths, visibly relieved that it was another rat.
''Woah, oppa, I really thought they had found me already.'' She said to the camera man. He chuckled at the girl's words.
Ming and the camera man had a hard time holding in their laughter. They would hear the other members close to their hiding spot, running and yelling trying to catch one of the rats.
She had a proud look on her face when she heard the busters talk about how they failed to catch Jun. She held up a thumbs up to the camera.
[Proud Rat]
During the first 10 minutes of the game, she had heard a lot of commotion outside. When she heard more people running outside of their hiding spot, she smirked at her camera man.
''Oppa, you must be happy you're with me, right?'' She teased him, referring to the fact that they had just been chilling, instead of running.
He nodded. ''I'm very happy, Ming-ssi.''
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Back at the headquarters of the busters, they felt frustrated.
''I think Hoshi-hyung an Ming-ah are hiding somewhere where nobody knows about.'' Chan said.
Mingyu sighed. ''I really thought I would catch Ming, but I don't think that's going to happen.''
[Outsmarted by a rat]
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''I think the game has started again.'' Ming's camera man said to her. She nodded at his words, she thought about something.
''Can I take a nap?'' She asked him.
He shrugged his shoulder. ''Because I have a photoshoot later and I need some beauty sleep.'' She explained to him.
He nodded. ''If there's danger, you can just wake me up.'' She told him.
He nodded again, slightly laughing, finding the girl's antics funny.
Ming put her head on one of the pallets and closed her eyes.
While Ming was doing her beauty sleep, Woozi had used his summoning skill for the second time, sending the busters back to their headquarters.
''Hoshi and Ming are still not here.'' Minghao exclaimed in frustration.
''Where is Ming?'' Chan asked the members. ''Has anyone seen Ming?'' The camera cuts to Ming sleeping in her hiding spot.
[Sleeping Beauty Found]
''Ming and Hoshi must be hiding somewhere deep.'' Jeonghan noted.
The members agreed. ''I want to catch Ming and Hoshi.'' Chan said, full of determination.
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Mr Isaac Newton was either a fucking idiot or in desperate need of hearing aids and I am actively reminding myself that this is The Corny Sci Fi Show of Stupid Contrivances and Conveniences, because otherwise I am so mad that "mavity" is gonna be an ongoing plot point.
And the thing that is mostly making me mad is that "m" and "g" sounds are just so physically far apart.
Like I fully understand why they didn't go for a "k" because that's too close people might mishear and think they are just saying it normally and also cravity/kravity is just a tiny bit too close to the existing word cavity.
But jumping all the way to a bilabial sound and getting the lips involved changing the whole shape of the word so entirely just shunted me out of immersion for a second, for no good reason. Idk just dravity or wavity were right there and feel better to my brain. Also wavity would sound just as silly if not sillier in a serious context. Get everyone doing their best Elmer Fudd.
The silver lining of mavity however is that it would probably look really wrong to anyone hard of hearing who was watching the mouth shapes to help a little if captions weren't available doing first airing. Do I think that was intentional? Not really. But the possibility that it could have been a consideration is exciting and is how I am going to help make "mavity" less immersion breaking for myself going forward.
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Hii, It's Anon #2 from the screenshot post. I wanted to say a few things.
The first being, I do know that Michael is not a boomer LMAO He's around the same age as my parents so I totally get it. I just said "boomer style" more so as a reference to his texting style and not his age. Poor baby, I didn't mean to age him haha
Second thing, holy jesus mary and christ that Budapest picture??? I don't follow Anna (thank god) so I haven't seen any of the stuff she's been posting recently besides that weird text so that picture was a shock to me. What in gods name would possess her to post that picture of Michael like that? I can't get over it. I looked at it for a full minute and couldn't believe my eyes. I've seen the posts you've talked about before, where Anna has posted unflattering pictures of him, and I can't for the life of me grasp why she thinks that's okay to do within a serious post? It feels like a running "joke" that we're not apart of so no one is laughing but her. I could get with it if it was a post where literally all of them were unflattering pictures of everyone with a caption that matched but like you said, it's only ever unflattering pictures of Michael which makes me feel really bad for him.
80% of the time when Georgia has ever posted something of David, it's him making a weird face that he's purposely making, and sometimes even she's in on it too. And while I do think there has been a few times where she filmed David when he didn't wanna be filmed, I would think they talk about it afterwards so she could post it with his permission... And listen, you know I hate to give Georgia credit for anything lmao but that is no comparison to the blatant unflattering, purposely terrible pictures that AL posts of Michael. (i'm getting ahead of the dreamers who are gonna try and say it's the same thing)
Honestly, that picture tells me that she had to sneak that picture because he probably doesn't want her to take his picture. For what reason, we don't know. But if you were in a relationship where everything was fine and you loved each other and liked spending time together, it shouldn't be a chore for you to say, "hey honey, let me take your picture really quick" I think with their relationship it comes down to the popular phrase, "If he wanted to, he would" and it really doesn't look like he wants to, with any of it.
Obviously, we don't know what's going on inside but why the hell would you ever want your relationship presented in this way, especially if it really wasn't. It's just strange. I could never live with that.
I really think AL is on something if she thinks any of us are gonna think these sort of things equal a loving relationship between the two of them. Trust me, I've seen my fair share of beautiful and weird/unique relationships alike and this doesn't fit either category.
(Link to previous post here, for those who might’ve missed it.)
Hi, Anon #2! Ah, thank you for the clarification, re: “boomer.” Haha. I totally get what you mean now. Much appreciated!
I wish I could say that the Budapest picture was a shock to me as well, but given AL’s history of posting unflattering pictures of Michael (as I detailed in my previous post), it really wasn’t. Like you said, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal if she ever posted pictures like that of herself, but every “selfie” of her is immaculate--glamour pose, makeup done, not a hair out of place. Again the contrast is striking next to Georgia, who either posts a goofy picture of herself alongside one of David, or (hopefully) clears it with him before posting something she’s filmed, and as much as he might dislike being photographed at times, he doesn’t seem to actively avoid it the way Michael does.
I also agree with your supposition that AL sneaked that picture, because there is precedent for that as well, from as far back as during lockdown two years ago. More recently, it’s visible in the post she made for her birthday last month, with this picture of him and Lyra on the beach that you wouldn’t even know was him at first glance:
And in a post from earlier this year, with this photo that was inexplicably posted for Michael’s birthday in February:
Not only was this picture taken from a distance, he looks actively pissed off in it, which...as you said, Anon, why would you want your relationship presented this way, especially if it’s not how it’s coming across here? As “off” as things have felt for the last few years, it seems even more noticeable now, especially given that AL did not make a Father’s Day post for Michael this year after having just had another baby of his a month prior (and which became even more glaring because Georgia did make a FD post for David).
Which brings me to Theory Anon. I saw that “blondie” post the other day and once again found myself in a state of disbelief. So first, here is the tweet from Neil that you mentioned for those who didn’t see it, and here is a screenshot of AL’s Insta post from a few days ago:
Yet again, we find another deliberate Good Omens reference. Like you, Anon, I also don’t believe Lyra actually said this. Now, I will fully admit that I was a hyperlexic toddler myself (I started reading the sides of Cheerios boxes at the age of 3), but it is very much a stretch to ask us to believe that a three-year-old used the phrase “olden days.” But the fact that it is yet another GO reference only adds to how planned and calculated all of these recent posts of hers have felt.
Could she have been asked to start promoting GO? I’m honestly not sure. If nothing else, the purpose here seems to be to keep AL in the public consciousness (the same reason she QTed Michael’s speech on the beach yesterday). She might well have some new projects coming up (most likely in something of Michael’s, as you said), but it seems fairly clear that all of this is being done in the interest of furthering a narrative.
I think what you said sums it up well--that their relationship is in actuality a “beneficial partnership.” I have thought for some time now that NDAs have been signed--which explains the tight hold PR has on both Michael and AL’s social media presences--and that AL is being paid good money (or via promotional partnerships and/or throwaway acting roles) to keep shtum about whatever is happening behind the scenes. Because the closer we look at what has been presented to us in terms of their relationship, the more devoid of substance it seems.
Leaving aside the notion of love and whether or not you think Michael is in love with David (though I do believe he is), what’s undeniable is the friendship that is between them...and that is precisely what is missing between Michael and AL. Friendship is the foundation of a truly strong relationship (which, again, is probably part of why I ship Michael and David so much)...but Michael and Anna aren’t friends. They never have been. They’re two people whose lives got pushed together because of circumstances, who have spent the last three years consequently trying to become friends.
But friendship, like family, isn’t necessarily something you just have or that just happens. It’s something you create, that both people need to be interested and invested in building and maintaining, and like you said, Anon #2...if he wanted to, he would.
Thanks again for sharing your thoughts, Anon #2 and Theory Anon. I think we’ll probably have a lot more to discuss as time goes on and GO 2 promotion starts kicking into high gear, so...we’ll see what happens...
#anonymous#reply post#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#the opposite of love is indifference#and that is what i see#because Michael is anything but indifferent when it comes to David#i actually probably could've written more because there is so much to unpack#but i didn't want to clog up everyone's dash#relationships#anna lundberg#discourse
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RWBY ReWatch Volume 7: PENNY!!! :D
Okay, so what do I remember from this Volume? PENNY!! She’s back. The Ace Ops were introduced here, Clover dies a stupid death, Robyn is here, Ironwood starts off crazy, calms down, and then completely loses his shit by then end.
Yeah, that’s about it. Broad strokes, but the finer details elude me. So let’s get started.
Oh, this was the volume they changed Qrow’s VA, ahklhdhka. It’s so noticeable.
This is the first Volume since 4 that the captions have functioned as they should.
They have such a large, colorful, conspicuous group now alkdhkjhfaksh.
qrow didn’t even need to punch those tigers but he did that for me
Oscar’s weapon is so funny, he is quite literally just aggressively poking things to death.
I’m that guy from ATLA that foams at the mouth and passes out, but for everytime Penny shows up.
Mmm, Clover’s introduction has him picking up the very weapon used to kill him later on. Nice touch.
Unlike the last two Volumes, I vividly remember the OP for this one. Mostly because I have the damn song on my phone, because I immediately fell in love with it. But also because that one image of Penny smiling that’s in the OP, because I love her.
Ironwood actually laughs a little bit when Ruby admits to stealing the airship.
Damn, I know Ironwood kinda falls off his rocker later, but RWBY and co., reaaaalllly made it worse. Like, he made a real, genuine effort to assuage their worries and make himself trustworthy. Opened himself up completely to them.If they were as upfront with Ironwood in the beginning as he was with them, maybe he wouldn’t have reacted so poorly.
Oh no, I forgot about Qrow and Ironwood’s hug. :c That just makes it sadder that Qrow wants to kill Ironwood later..
I smile every time I see Tyrian, I can’t help it.
I don’t think I had noticed before that Yang gets an actual gauntlet for her robot arm now, instead of using just built in guns.
We still don’t get to see Nora’s landing strategy.
Sorry, but you can’t make a fishing pole a cool weapon. It’s just not happening.
I noticed this volume has actual wording on a lot of the screens that can be read instead of indiscernible scribbles. Case in point: one of the earlier monitors mention a toilet being “decimated”.
Marrow is so funny, oh my god.
The second Jacques can’t get anywhere with threats he moves straight into emotional manipulation. Fucker.
Jaune being popular with the moms is too cute.
I’m so happy FNKI got a little cameo this season, I love them so much.
Robyn was really about to throw away her chance at winning the election over a single truck of supplies.
Oh damn. Winter was looking forward to being the Winter Maiden. She considered it as part of her destiny and it was a decision she was making her own. And then it was ripped out from under her. That’s gotta sting like hell.
Oh, right. Nora and Ren start having relationship issues this volume. Poor Ruby just wanted to go to a fun party with friends.
We get a bunch of cute Penny moments to placate us before we move into Sad Penny days.
It’s actually SO GOOD to see Nora put her foot down for something serious.
Ironwood saying that Salem’s lack of humanity is her greatest advantage actually makes his turn to outright villain make a little more sense. He’s out to win now, and if losing his humanity and restraint is what helps that, then so be it.
Oh, Klein was fired. Shame, he was a sweet character. Jacques couldn’t hire anyone else? Just gonna have his son act as the butler? Okay.
Watts and Ironwood fighting in a gravity arena is such a fun stage for their battle.
Pffft, Watts falls after shoving Ironwood’s arm into the hard light shield, but Ironwood didn’t do anything to him. So really, Watts just threw himself to the ground to be dramatic.
Tyrian is SO fun to watch when he’s fighting, he’s like a little tornado of knives and poison.
Damn, Qrow, Clover, and Robyn had Tyrian completely overwhelmed in that fight. That seems to be the way to beat him seeing as he’s usually the one overwhelming his opponents. If Clover and Qrow had focused on Tyrian after the crash they could’ve easily subdued him again.
Every scene with Salem is so well done. It’s always so ominous and chilling, she constantly feels like nothing but a threat.
If Clover dying is what it takes for me to get that amazing scene with Qrow and Tyrian fighting together, than so be it. Sacrifices must be made. U.U
Also, I never commented on what Tyrian’s doing when his hands are glowing with what I assume is his aura. He did that once before when he attacked Fiona and he cut straight through her aura. Then he does it again when fighting Clover. His eyes are purple, so it’s a subset of his poisoning, perhaps.
It’s kind of hard to see, but it looks like he retracts the blades on his wrists when he does it too. Huh...
Okay, I went back to watch A Night Off, and when Tyrian attacks Fiona one hand is purple and he uses that to tear straight through her aura and then uses the blade on his other hand, the one that’s not purple, to slice her. So Tyrian has the ability to just slice through someone’s aura temporarily. The poisoning must be just an aspect of his Faunus traits, and tearing through aura is his semblance.
oh no the whaaaaale
I didn’t really have a lot to say this Volume that I didn’t say during my first watch. As a whole it’s very well done, posing interesting questions and choices for all the characters and an overall consistent theme.
I will say that, having to constantly pause the show every minute to make commentary or screenshots, warps the pacing of the episodes in a certain way that can skew my first impression vs someone who just watches the episode normally. But I still really enjoy doing it this way, so that’s not going to stop me.
A quickie for the first 5 episodes of Volume 8:
I can’t believe i forgot about the fucking HOUND
So thinking about it now, I never really believed Emerald when she said that Cinder was her family because I don’t think Cinder has said one nice thing to Emerald the entire show. Beyond a generic “good job” or something like it. Like, Cinder has very clearly treated Emerald the same way she treats most everyone-- putting them at a distance, no affection or genuine attention. But Emerald acts like Cinder would be affectionate to her. She gets excited when she sees her and at one point it even looked like she was going in for a hug. I wonder if Cinder’s behavior towards Emerald is a new thing? Like Cinder was kind and affectionate (as much as Cinder is capable, anyway) to her before, but has recently needed to put on airs and treat Emerald different now? Maybe? I dunno. I don’t really see it, but it’s the only thing I can think of making sense. Cause I dunno why Emerald would keep acting like this towards Cinder if Cinder has always treated her so indifferently.
Annnnndddd, that’s it!
That concludes my rewatch of RWBY, now I’ll move into the next episode, Midnight, See ya then and thanks for reading!
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I’m now convinced that Dexter Jettster's famous Jawa Juice is Dex dodging around some large corporation’s bullshit trademark.
Here’s the breakdown:
1) In the original Attack of the Clones script, FLO doesn't offer Obi-Wan a cup of Jawa Juice. She (or Hermione, depending on the draft) offers him a cup of Ardees.
2) Ardees is mentioned in the Black Spire Outpost Cookbook by the in-universe author (Strono “Cookie” Tuggs) as a beverage company who trademarked the recipe for the drink Moogan Tea.
3) To avoid having to use (and pay for) official Ardees mix, Cookie and other bartenders are willing to "brew [a mug for you]... the way it was originally intended," but on the downlow (See beneath break for official recipe + caption of said recipe).
4) In the old Hyperspace article "Dining at Dex's" Dex reveals that he got his recipe for Jawa Juice from a group of Ryn he helped fight off "overzealous tax collectors," and was given their process for roasting ardees seeds as payment.
The best cup of Jawa juice I ever had was brewed by Ryn settlers on a nameless planetoid in the Corporate Sector. The settlers were having problems with some overzealous tax collectors and their Espo enforcers, and they hired me to bring them certain goods and equipment so they could defend themselves. They offered me a small fortune in chrysopaz and aurodium in exchange for my services, but after one sip of their hot Jawa juice, made using an ancient Ryn technique with freshly roasted ardees sees, I asked for the recipe and nothing else in return. I think you’ll agree it's the best ever brewed.
5) ERGO: Dex is working around Ardee's trademark of Moogan Tea by using the Ryn's recipe (called Jawa Juice) which swaps the tea out for caf (which is brewed from the ardees seeds).
6) Not only that, but to align with the "Jawa" name and the fact that Ojom is Space Finland (because I’m Finnish and I said so), the process used to brew the ardees seeds is the same as Finnish Egg-Cleared Coffee. And we do know how Jawas love eggs (SOO-GA!!!)
Yes I know the Wookiepeda page and an official book says something different, but I’ve Pepe Silvia’d my Glup Shitto drink and I’m keeping this.
Captions for Each Recipe by Strono “Cookie” Tuggs:
MOOGAN SPICE SYRUP
Used to be a time when the sweet and spicy libation known as Moogan Tea was brewed fresh daily in every cantina on the Outer Rim. That all changed when the Commerce Guild took control of the planet Mooga and laid claim to its most renowned beverage. Determined to squeeze every possible credit outta their now-proprietary recipe, the guild set up its own manufacturin' plant-known as the Ardees Beverage Company-and started sendin' out cease and desist transmissions to any barkeep who dared brew a homemade version. Too bad for the guild, their secret recipe wasn't ever really a secret to begin with. I realize I might be riskin' some serious legal ramifications by passin' along my own personal blend for the syrup, but if the guild wants to get their hands on me, they're gonna have to go through a lot of happy customers first.
PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES
INFUSING TIME: 4 HOURS
YIELD: 1 1/4 CUPS
INGREDIENTS:
1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT
1 CINNAMON STICK, BROKEN INTO SMALL PIECES
1/2 CUP PACKED BROWN SUGAR
1/2 CUP GRANULATED SUGAR
1 CUP WATER
Combine all the ingredients in a small saucepan over medium heat. Cook until the sugar has dissolved, then let sit for at least 4 hours to let the flavors infuse. Strain into a clean bottle and refrigerate until ready to use. Keeps for 1 to 2 weeks.
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CHRISTOPHSIAN SUGAR
COOKING TIME: 15 MINUTES
YIELD: 1 CUP
DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM
If you've got a taste for somethin' sweet, then you're gonna want to mix up a shaker full of Christophsian sugar. Inspired by the crystalline forests on Christophsis, this caramelized-sugar mix is sure to warm you from head to tail with its subtle notes of spice and citrus. It's a multipurpose mix that can add just the right amount of sweetness to any treat. I can't resist sprinklin' it on top of freshly toasted mealbread, tossin' it with some freshly popped grains, or mixin' it into a nice hot cup of caf. This stuff is nearly as versatile as my Nerfsteak Seasonin' (page 29), and equally addictive.
INGREDIENTS
1 CUP PLUS 1 TEASPOON SUGAR, DIVIDED
1/2 CUP WATER
1/2 TEASPOON ORANGE EXTRACT
1/2 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT
1. Combine 1 cup of the sugar, water, and orange extract in a small nonstick saucepan. Cook over medium heat without stirring for about 10 minutes, until the mixture develops a thick consistency and agolden amber color.
2. Add the vanilla extract and the remaining 1 teaspoon sugar, and stir vigorously, until the mixture turns pale and puffy and recrystalizes, about 5 to 10 minutes.
3. Stir a few more seconds to help dry it out, then remove from the heat.
4. While still warm, crumble or crush the sugar into fairly small pieces, and store in an airtight container.
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MOOGAN TEA
Don't let the fancy corporate brandin' fool you: Moogan Tea was around long before the Ardees Beverage Company trademarked the recipe and tried to claim the "galaxy's favorite” drink as its own. These days, it's almost too easy to grab a bottle-or a can, if you like the fizzy variety-on the go for just a couple of credits. But if you wanna get a taste of real Moogan Tea, the kind we used to drink back before big business dipped its filthy fingers into the concentrate, just ask any respectable barkeep. But try to keep it quiet. As long as there aren't any corporate surveillance droids around, they'll be glad to brew you up a nice frothy mug the way it was originally intended. Sure, you might be walkin' a dangerous line when it comes to galactic trademark laws just by havin' a sip, but taste like this is probably worth it.
PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES
YIELD: 2 SERVINGS
DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM
INGREDIENTS
1 1/4 CUPS PREPARED UNSWEETENED ICED TEA
1 CUP CHOCOLATE MILK
1/4 CUP MOOGAN SPICE SYRUP (PAGE 33)
1/2 CUP HEAVY CREAM
1 OUNCE FALERNUM
1 TABLESPOON CHRISTOPHSIAN SUGAR (PAGE 38), MIXED WITH 12 TEASPOON GROUND CINNAMON, FOR SPRINKLING
1. Combine the iced tea, chocolate milk, and Moogan Spice Syrup in a small pitcher
and refrigerate until ready to serve.
2. In a small bowl, beat the cream until it forms stiff peaks, then add the Falernum and beat until just mixed in.
3. To serve, fill two tall glasses half full with ice and divide the tea mixture between them.
4. Top with the flavored whipped cream, and sprinkle a little of the Christophsian Sugar on top.
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