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ancientgoddessofegypt · 4 months

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ASTROLOGY QUESTIONS

Hey! A quick engagement post for you all. I've been wanting to have wide discussions on these topics lately and wanted anyone who felt called to answer to express their feelings on any of the questions i have below! Please dont feel the need to hesitate, its all fun and just exploring each others minds lol.

Neptune 12th housers - Do you ever feel silenced in your voice? Like the words you speak, the dreams you carry, people dont bother to listen? They just feel like its noise and dont participate in exploring who you are as an individual. It just feels lonesome.

Venus in the 1st - Do people have high standards and expectations on you? Especially on what you should be like in their own minds view? Ever had to deal with petty arguments that came from out of the blue, just to find out its cause they were secretly envious or had a crush on you?

Mars/Pluto Conjunction - Feel rageful often? How do you use this energy to bring attention to your emotions? Do you have a special outlet for this rage you carry?

Lilith in the 1st - Tired of people looking at you strange? Do you ever feel that you're 'odd looking'? Have others made you feel gross in your own skin? How often do you go to lakes and forests to clear your head?

Moon in Cancer in the 4th - Do you feel alluded or subjected to family issues more often than you should? Does family ever come around and make you feel lonesome, tiresome, and exhausting? like i mean all that you do for them is lovely, they just find it overbearing?

Moon in Taurus - Ever feel like your wants and desires are but a dream? People close the door on you when you express yourself, and only ever do they listen when your mad, bored, or tired? They only feel wanted when your not yourself, is that right?

Scorpio Venus - Is your love life boring? Like.. i got ask this lol. or was it boring BEFORE? At some point did you ever just do something so taboo and adventurous , it almost cost you your life? your past life.

did you get up one day and just figured you make the most of it? so it doesn't matter how much you express your 'lovin' (wink ;) lmao) to others as long as you got it out...?

Mercury in Aries - Does your blunt mouth get you in trouble? Do you ever just go off the dome and speak your ideas, feelings, and desires out loud it makes others think your crazy? Do people ever feel like telling you to have more 'tact' or grace in your speech? How often do you tell someone to fuck off? serious question.

Last one!!

Sun in Gemini - How many masks do you honestly keep up with? Do you ever show your true self to people? And i dont mean just one version just the whole spectrum of being a complex human.

How many secrets have you gotten out of others just by sitting quiet and observing? The spoken and unspoken ones i mean. People dont believe me when i say this, but i always say geminis are just scorpios who are very talkative lol.

None of these were to be shady, btw. I just wanted to converse and have fun with the topics lol.

Let me know in your replies babes!!!!

#astrology questions #astro asks #astro fun #astrology humor #astrology discussions #astrology observations #neptune 12th house #venus in the 1st #mercury in aries #sun in gemini #scorpio venus #moon in taurus #moon in the 4th #moon in cancer #lilith in the 1st house

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incorrecthoroscopes · 2 years

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idk

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throatgina-sausage · 5 months

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#zodiac memes #astrology humor #astrology memes #astrology meme #zodiac meme #astrology #zodiac signs #gemini memes #gemini #air sign memes #zodiac #mutable signs

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middlenamesage · 18 days

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Meanings of the Houses (humor edition)

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No planets in the 1st house = You’re a spirit without a body.

Pisces in the 2nd house = You imagine your money into existence.

Aquarius in the 6th house = Robots will do your chores for you.

5th house - 11th house axis = The friends with benefits axis

2nd house - 8th house axis = The sugar daddy/mommy and sugar baby axis

Leo in the 11th house = Get an Instagram (especially because many of you are Libra risings😂) ⭐️💋

Aries in the 8th house = Fighting people is how you achieve the deepest bonds.

Gemini in the 4th house = You’re a twin, even if your twin did not make it to the other side.

Whatever the habitat of the animal associated with the sign you have in the 12th house is where you must go spend time by yourself to allow for inner reflections. 🐏🐂🦀🦁🦂🐐🐟 (Air signs and Virgo can’t achieve this type of meditation because they are too much in their heads.😂) And the habitat of a centaur only exists in imagination, because Sag determines what’s reality simply by what they believe. 😂

Pisces in the 12th house = For the Love of God, please never try any drugs or alcohol.

Taurus in the 3rd house = You talk too slow.

Aquarius in the 9th house = All your beliefs are conspiracy theories.

6th house - 12th house axis = Pick your form of torture (tortured body and mind vs tortured soul) 😅

Gemini in the 7th house = You can only do non-monogamy, specifically with two partners.

Scorpio in the 5th house = *cough* Masochist *cough* 🤭

Taurus in the 5th house = What tf are you doing if you haven’t brought food play into the bedroom yet?

Pisces in the 5th house = You will have 12 kids, one of each zodiac sign.

Libra in the 3rd house = You will never have a verbal argument in your life.

Capricorn in the 6th house = You’re automatically the boss at work, anyone who claims otherwise is sadly mistaken.

Cancer in the 2nd house = You see your kids as your possessions.

Virgo in the 3rd house = You should probably start a homeowners association so you can gain the official authorization to tell everyone in the neighborhood how they must upkeep their homes and properties.

No planets in the 8th house = You will be a virgin for life.

Taurus in the 4th house = You will remain in the same home for your entire life. It will have a beautiful garden though. 🌸

Cancer in the 4th house = No need to find a home, you’re born with one already built into you. 🦀

Aquarius in the 7th house = They’re making some pretty cutting edge robotic partners these days, you should probably look into that.

Libra in the 11th house = Society will never see the real you.

No planets in the 4th house = You were immaculately conceived, and you have no parents nor family.

Scorpio in the 10th house = No one will ever know what your career is or the legacy you leave behind.

Aries in the 12th house = You are the only one in the entire Universe.

Pisces in the 6th house = You will be sick with every illness in existence during your lifetime.

Sagittarius in the 12th house = Gifted at traveling through astral realms.

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#astrology #houses in astrology #zodiac signs #astrology humor #natal charts #astrology tumblr #astrology posts #astrology blog #astrology community

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 2 years

Conversation

Virgo: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you'll need.

Taurus: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Capricorn: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

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echoedastrology · 8 days

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In Hellenistic astrology, the Moon holds a significant role in a person's natal chart, representing emotions, instincts, nurturing qualities, and the innermost self. Here are some key points related to the Moon in a Hellenistic natal chart:

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗Characteristics: The Moon symbolizes the emotional and subconscious aspects of the individual. It reflects one's feelings, needs, instincts, and reactions to the world around them. The Moon also represents the mother, home life, and the nurturing qualities of the person.

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗House Placement: The house in which the Moon is located in the natal chart can indicate the areas of life where the individual seeks emotional security, fulfillment, and comfort. For example, the Moon in the 4th house may suggest a strong emphasis on family, home, and roots, while the Moon in the 10th house could indicate emotional fulfillment through career and public reputation.

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗Aspects: Aspects to the Moon from other planets can reveal how the individual's emotions and instincts are influenced and expressed. A harmonious aspect (such as a trine or sextile) to Venus may indicate a strong sense of harmony, love, and emotional balance, while a challenging aspect (such as a square or opposition) to Mars may suggest inner conflict, impulsiveness, or emotional intensity.

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗Rulership: The Moon rules the sign of Cancer in traditional astrology and is considered to be in its domicile in this sign. The qualities of Cancer, such as sensitivity, nurturing, and intuition, are associated with the Moon's influence. Understanding the sign in which the Moon is placed can provide additional insights into how the individual processes emotions and nurtures themselves and others.

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗Intuition and Inner Self: The Moon represents intuition, inner wisdom, and the subconscious mind in the natal chart. A strong and well-placed Moon can indicate emotional intelligence, intuition, and a deep connection to one's inner self, while a challenged or afflicted Moon may suggest emotional instability, moodiness, or difficulty in expressing feelings.

Overall, the placement of the Moon in a Hellenistic natal chart is crucial for understanding an individual's emotional landscape, instincts, nurturing qualities, and innermost self, and how these aspects influence their experiences and relationships in life.

#astro community #astro memes #astrology #stars #nature aesthetic #astrology humor #astroblr #moon #astro observations #astro notes #hellenistic #hellenisticastrology

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archers-and-arrows · 2 months

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the signs (summed up in 4 emojis):

aquarius: 😎🪧🤖🦄

pisces: 😩💭🐟🎸

aries: 🤬🐏💣👧

taurus: 🙂🍔🥪🍕

gemini: 😏👯‍♀️🤥🗣

cancer: 🥲🦀😩😭

leo: 🤩🦁🎤🎭

libra: 😃🥸🙏🤷🏼‍♀️

virgo: 🤨🧐👩‍⚖️📈

scorpio: 😈🔪🔫🦂

sagittarius: 🥳🏹🗺🤪

capricorn: 😐🗂😑😕

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esotericfaery · 3 months

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Astrology Aspect Humour

Hehehe. Thank God/dess we never have to deal with just one aspect at a time! They’re all crazy!

Conjunction aspects are like: Dude, personal space! Well… Ok, we’re both here anyway, so let’s solve this problem.

Square aspects are like: Bounce off of my sharp edges, back and forth, then over there, back and forth; I hope that hurts a lot. And now, that’s it, slam yourself right into a corner and get caught, for extra wacky fun. You’ll fall out. Who knows when. I certainly don't give either a stationary or a flying fuck what happens next.

Opposition aspects are like: Be my ping-pong ball and get dizzy until you build up momentum and shoot out, with the energy for achievement.

Sextile aspects are like: All you need to do is a breath, do the thing and it will easily work.

Trine aspects are like: Brahhhhh… I’m a pyramid! Wanna meditate? Or not. Whatever. Something lucky will happen for you even if you do nothing.

#astrology #astrology humour #astrology humor #funny astrology

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slashtro · 6 months

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#scorpio

#scorpio #scorpio math #astrology humor #libra #virgo #aries #mars #astrology

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coopers-hand · 1 year

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bros be like why am i so intellectual about everything and literally every emotion i experience is purely rationally constructed by my brain and then have 0 water in their charts 💀

it's me, im the bros 💀💀💀

#natal astrology #astro notes #astro observations #astroblr #astrology #astro community #astro placements #astro posts #astrology notes #astro chart #astrology tumblr #astrology memes #astro memes #astro humor #astrology humor

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tatersgonnatate · 1 year

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#okay but i did laugh #funny #lol #meme #memes #zodiac #astrology #astrology memes #astrology humor #zodiac humor #comedy #mellinial humor #actually about me though

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elcosmiquechild · 11 days

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This current #MercuryRetrograde definitely has me feeling like this today.

Two more weeks to go..🙄🙃😆

#mercury retrograde #meme humor #astrology #astrology humor #astro community #astrology community #astronomy #spiritual journey

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incorrecthoroscopes · 3 months

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Capricorn: Why are you late?

Aquarius: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Capricorn: Overslept?

Aquarius: Overslept.

#capricorn #aquarius #zodiac signs #astrology #zodiac side of tumblr #astrology humor #zodiac humor #incorrect quotes #incorrect zodiac quotes #incorrect astrology #incorrect zodiac signs

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throatgina-sausage · 4 months

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#capricorn memes #virgo and a capricorn #capricorn sun #capricorn moon #astrology humor #funny astrology #astrology meme #zodiac memes #zodiac meme #zodiac signs #funny zodiac

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middlenamesage · 1 month

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Being an astrology enthusiast who also has impulsive tendencies is just seeing the ways you should be careful not to replicate the Universe’s dynamics before, during, and after you are replicating them… yet never actually managing to stop yourself. 🧐🤦‍♀️

#astrology blog #mercury in aries #astrology transits #astrology humor

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 1 year

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Capricorn: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up Aries: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

#incorrect zodiac quotes #incorrect quotes #capricorn #aries #zodiac signs #zodiac quotes #zodiac memes #astrology #astrology humor #source: tumblr

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