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astrologalz · 2 years
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what i think abt ur venus/mars elements
air venus air mars: flighty :/
air venus fire mars: will ruin your life
air venus water mars: girlboss gaslight gatekeep
air venus earth mars: ideal smoking buddy
fire venus air mars: soulless, essence of gingers
fire venus fire mars: always single
fire venus water mars: demonic
fire venus earth mars: sexy bitches
water venus air mars: enlightened individuals
water venus fire mars: crazy bitches
water venus water mars: ppl who are traumatizing to be around
water venus earth mars: submissive looking ass
earth venus air mars: never gives enough attention
earth venus fire mars: serial killer vibes
earth venus water mars: wholesome up front but idk whats going on
earth venus earth mars: take the stick out of your ass pls
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astrologalz · 3 years
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rarest rising placements!!
pisces
aries
aquarius
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astrologalz · 3 years
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what kind of friends the signs are
aries: ride or DIE & will go all the way for you
taurus: wants to smoke with you whenever
gemini: certifiably annoying but you know you love them
cancer: always down for a movie night
leo: cares about you, very loudly
virgo: gives very practical advice
libra: always down to PARTY
scorpio: pokes and prods at your inner psyche
sagittarius: actually the most flaky
capricorn: makes sure you're always taken care of
aquarius: gets wrapped up in their own lives and lowkey forgets about you
pisces: spends more time trying to make plans than actually doing them
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astrologalz · 3 years
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*OFFICiAL* Top 10 zodiac signs
yo yo. soph here. Back at it again with my lit reviews. yo. so. im going to be ranking the zodiak signs. my opinion is the only opinion. suck my nads. which i dont have by the way xd.
1- LEO] Yeah thats right beaach. i run this biz and my sign the best because i am the best and you are not the best. nads.
2- aries] them bitches can fight on god. they got some nasty bloodlust but its kind of hot ngl. would let them stab me on my way back to my appartment.
3- skorpio] chill as fuck. smoked a bowl out of a garfield pipe with them once. tasted like shit but i loved the vibe they brought to the table.
4- pisces] idk ummmmmmm they’re cool i guess. would put them in my inner circle ez. i am overly attached to these people.
5- libruh] nah.
6- cancer] !!!!!!!! owo  -_-  -[0_0]- :P mmmmmmmmm
7- stegosaurus] the best toes. HANDS DOWN. Tasty. SUcculent. Sweaty and salty. god i am so aroused right now.
8- gemini] G for gemini, G for gamer. Will call you n word in roblox and swat your house no questions asked.     they can carry me in valorant tho so they aight.
9- Tartar] name says it all. they a little slow. usually bisexual but hey that means u get 2 times the attention. I crave human contact :)
11- capri-sun] certified banger of a human being. will be your dad or will be your daddy. also they make some gucci mac and cheese for thanksgiving. yummy! :3
12- Aquarius] Ah, yes. I cannot believe the amazing potential and love these people show me. It is like they wrap you in a warm blanket and tuck you in to bed with their unshaken confidence. I shall not be swayed by any other signs, for these blessed humans are but a gift to this extravagant Earth.
13- Virgin]
yo yo yoooooooo. thx homies for checking out mi list. yall super lit and imma fuck with you till the day i drop. SHEEEEEEEEE. yo, peace out home fries and ill boggie on over to yall next time i get my password back. 
-soph
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astrologalz · 3 years
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would i want to be coworkers w the signs
from my perspective (bel/pisces)
aries: yes i would want to be but we would get nothing done
taurus: yeah probably they chill
gemini: no. just no.
cancer: yeah i’d work with a cancer... if it’s a slow shift
leo: yes! very funny! brings up my mood while working
virgo: yes but wouldn’t really talk with them much
libra: i’d prefer not to
scorpio: yes the funniest people ever
sagittarius: no! never again!!
capricorn: no i feel like i would slow them down
aquarius: not again sorry too many bad experiences
pisces: yes!!!! 4lifers
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astrologalz · 3 years
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what should you study in school?
aries: neuroscience
taurus: nursing
gemini: journalism
cancer: agriculture
leo: theatre
virgo: health administration
libra: undecided
scorpio: astrophysics
sagittarius: environmental engineering
capricorn: biochemistry
aquarius: computational engineering
pisces: film 
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astrologalz · 3 years
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TEXAS VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS’ ZODIAC SIGNS
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astrologalz · 3 years
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the signs as ways to get high
dab: aries, capricorn
bong: pisces, scorpio
joint: sagittarius, gemini
pipe: taurus, aquarius
edibles: cancer, leo
they don’t smoke, they DRINK: libra, virgo
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astrologalz · 3 years
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stoner girl placements
sun: pisces, aries, scorpio, gemini, virgo, sagittarius
moon: gemini, pisces, aries, taurus, sagittarius
rising: leo, gemini, virgo, scorpio, pisces, libra
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