#astarion: you like me and you liked to be bitten didnt you. don't lie i could tell ;) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cannibalisticskittles · 9 months

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i went to talk to astarion in camp so i could remove him from my party and add gale, bc i have a bunch of spell scrolls i want gale to copy down, but talking to him triggered a conversation where he is now grilling amity on whether she enjoyed being bitten, i cannot fucking believe this. how fucking funny is that. how fucking mortifying.

#bg3 blogging #amity: hey astarion i'm going to bring gale along for a while to do some magic stuff with me--#astarion: you like me and you liked to be bitten didnt you. don't lie i could tell ;)#amity: H. HUH. WHAT. HUH. I. HUH.#she's going to pull a rumplestiltskin and rip herself in half and send herself to hell to get out of this conversation #it's not enough to wish that the ground would open up and swallow her up she has to make sure it happens #it's been nice knowing you all. goodbye.

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