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fanby-fckry · 6 months
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Husk: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Charlie: Are you ok???
Husk: Alastor stole my fucking garlic bread
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Reblog to equip Asexuals for the invasion of Denmark.
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uma-pessoa-humana · 4 days
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GET IN LOSER, WE RIDE AT DAWN
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To all the aces (and other aspecs)
If I (as a fellow ace) help you in your invasion of Denmark! Will you stand with me against Earth!?
I've already secured an unlimited amount of free garlic bread from @absolutely-olivegarden
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thedenofravenpuff · 2 months
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Preparing for locale Ace Meetup in Aalborg, Denmark.
This Monday, Marts 4th from 4pm to 6pm, in Buens Bogcafe.
I'll be there to hang out with any who shows up just to chill. And to represent the Aalborg branch of @aseksuelledk, the group for Asexuals in Denmark.
See ya!
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reverie-green · 12 days
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This is exactly 45 minutes too late but uh…
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!
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aroace-menace · 1 year
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Does Denmark know we’re invading? Have the Danish aces spread this information? Because I think it would be really funny if the invasion was common knowledge in Denmark. Rb to let the Danes know we’re on our way.
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Bad news: Asexual antisemitic allegations (apparently asexuals who joke about the Denmark invasion are being compared to 1942 Germany?)
Good news: I learned something (apparently Denmark was involved in WW2 via German occupation which began on 1940 April 9th, which was when it was placed under German occupation, which lasted until 1945.)
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strangepersonhere · 14 days
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Someone please tell me how do i explain to people that..
I'm in love with my closest friends. Or at least that's how i call it. Because i love them sooooo fucking much. And the deepest type of love there can be. Im in love with them, but not romantically. I don't even know how to explain my feelings ;-;
It's just- damn. How do i tell people that i want to spend my life with them, maybe even live with them. I want to have little routines. I want to have habits with them. But that I'd never be able to be romantically in love with them.
And that's sad because to the society, my love is considered like less a love than romantic love. I dont know how I can explain this better. Because I could write thousands of love letters to some people. I could offer them flowers and chocolates every day of my life. Because I see trinkets that make me think of them, and I want to offer it to them. Because I send them videos that made me think of them.
And to me it's so much deeper than romantic love. It's like... it's like an "I love you" that is beyond friendship, beyond family, beyond romantic love.
I want to be able to love my friends like I do, without having someone asking me if we're a couple, or telling me it's "just" friendship.
I sometimes wish I could create a land meant only for aro/ace/aroace people. But I actually really love diversity. So I just wish people could be more respectful of the things they don't understand. Because having people telling me I'll end up alone with my cats, and I will be sad and frustrated, it's **not** respectful. Moreover, maybe I actually want to be alone with cats. (Honestly it would be ducks for me, but whatever).
Im just asking for basic respect. It doesn't matter if you don't get it. I don't get your sense of love and all, yet you don't see me saying you don't exist or that what you're feeling is just a phase.
Let people do and be what makes them happy.
Mind your damn business.
How am I hurting you by *not* getting bitches ? You should be happy, more for you.
So yeah, what im saying basically is just, please respect people, even when you don't understand them. It might have a bigger impact than what you think.
Love y'all 💜💜💜
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aceinsearchofspace · 3 days
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Has anyone else on the aspec side of tumblr been watching the different aspec armies (america, india, australia, and britian) overtake the three denmark blogs? I've been sitting back with a bag of popcorn the past two days watching the invasion happen in real time
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gods-favorite-twink · 12 days
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Happy International Asexuality Day to all my wonderful ace-spectrum people!!!
FUCK (figuratively) THE AMATONORMATIVITY RAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅
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codthefishgod · 12 days
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HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY! BREAK OUT YOUR BREADSTICK SWORDS AND YOUR MARINARA BOMBS, IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO WAGE OUR WAR AGAINST THE APHOBES
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aceofspadespop · 5 days
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Right so I know that the acespec and aspec community are trying to invade Denmark but I feel like if we combine our power with the aro spec community, we have a better chance of winning.
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osemanobsessed · 2 months
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I've devised a plan for the conquering of the world...
PLAN TO CONQUER THE WORLD:
1. Gather all Tumblr asexuals.
2. Separate said Tumblr Aseuxals into two categories:
- Garlic Bread Asexuals
- Cake Asexuals
3. Host a meeting.
4. Show them this tactic strategy:
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5. From Denmark, we will then conquer surrounding territories, in the following order:
- The UK (we need Alice Oseman to join our quest)
- Belgium (for the chocolate, of course)
- Sweden (for the IKEA meatballs to go with the Sacred Garlic Bread)
6. In the six weeks that follow, all countries surrounding Denmark will surrender to us. This means that we officially have a huge empire, which will help us with taking over more countries.
7. In the following four months, world domination will be accomplished!
8. Free Garlic Bread and Cake for all! Everyone must listen to Conan Gray. October will be a widely celebrated month, especially October 22-28. April 6 will be a Public Bank Holiday! Everyone will be accepted. This means that any aphobia, homophobia, transphobia and any other form of discrimination will result in a one-way, compulsory trip to the sun.
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HAMLET: What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable; in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals — and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me.
ROSENCRANTZ: ...
HAMLET: No, nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
ROSENCRANTZ: My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.
HAMLET: Why did you laugh, then, when I said “man delights not me”?
ROSENCRANTZ: To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what Lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you. We coted them on the way, and hither are they coming to offer you service.
HAMLET: He that plays the king shall be welcome — his Majesty shall have tribute on me. The adventurous knight shall use his foil and target, the lover shall not sigh gratis, the humorous man shall end his part in peace.
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