what about my sweet boy

ALSO I ASK MYSELF ABOUT WHY THE GINGER OF ALL CHARACTERS EVERY DAY. BUT I KNOW THE REASONS.

it's a combination of his backstory (literally falls into hell when he's a kid & comes home Different) & playful yet multifaceted nature that resonates with and appeals to me. whenever i drew myself or sonas or self-inserts or whatever i never drew myself w the light in my eyes so when i saw the lighthearted deadness of his gaze i was like. "oh me". & also he has a BOSS FIGHT i LOVE FIGHTING i LOVE FIGHTING CHILDE BARK BARK BARK

Ahem. i wasn't the biggest fan of him at first, fun fact. i just didn't really care very much

... until his boss fight. & then i became enamored. i'm Good At Video Games so he wasn't a hard boss but he's a boss & he's a fun one 😩 ALSO. dramatic ass transformation and MONSTER FORM I LOVE WHEN MONSTER FORM ‼️

tl;dr he's a boss fight, he has a monster form, i connect w him emotionally, & he's a fun little guy (hes just like me fr). i accept and love him for who he is even if he's a ginger

i also adore scaramouche btw but people being horny for him makes me Feel Weird bc that's my SON youre talking about yknow

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OKAY lore wise i think childe is SUPERR interesting (he's also everywhere, that boy need settle 😒)... i wish we could explore more of what happened to him in the abyss to change drastically yk? like yeah fight for survival, but what the hell did he go through to lose light in his eyes!

true love is when u beat ur bbg in a boss fight everyday 🤭❤ n after every fight bet u fuck him HAHAHHA

also ur so true about the wanderer thought. all i wanna do is hold him mostly bc! i want him to be happy 💔💔

I still can't get over that Firefly surrendering and Joel still killing them.

In the game you just mow them down because otherwise it's the Game Over screen for you, there isn't time to think about it all that much till afterwards.

So...I don't know how to explain it, but Joel executing unarmed Fireflies is just...still sitting with me.

me both making akira x10 more insufferable than he is in canon but also more sympathetic

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

save me mother and child imagery save me thistle’s innate desire for a family save me (peep the mother and child painting on the first pic)

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

absolutely eats this look up

I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!

He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around…And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌👌

i am going to throw myself out of a window