Me, trying to explain big part of my ships: This is my favourite girl/boy, my soulmate, my sibling from another mother, little sunshine, part of my family...(few hours later)... And their...partner. My blorbo loves they, so...they is nice...
Me: Well, just look at yourself, guys. You're sooo obvious. The world around ceases to exist when you see each other. You're always so close as if you stand a little further you will die. You're arguing all the time but it doesn't look like arguing...more like a strange prelude. And at the same time you can understand each other on an incredible level...like...seriously? you two don't need any word sometimes, only a look or a touch...
Two idiots: Oh, you're right. We are best friends.
Me: We...you..you're what?
The first idiot: ...and this is my girlfriend...
Me: Your...Who?
The second idiot: ...and my beautiful wife...
Me: Your...Who? Wh..yo..WHAT?
This two idiots: It is so strange that people are shipping us...they took this out of nowhere
Also this idiots: sitting so close that air said "I need some space" and looking to each other like person next to him is the Sun of his Universe.