Done with therapy, arson it is.

im so mad at Tumblr rn

i was working on the spider dads mini fic and when i wanted to save all i've wrote, ALL OF A SUDDEN IT SAYS "error" AND IT FUCKING DELETED ALL OF IT

SO NOW I HAVE TO WRITE EVERYTHING AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK.

rewatching tko's debut episode and hes just scampering around on all fours like some sort of feral creature. i absolutely live for it

J'Zargo: It's not like J'Zargo tries to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. This one's got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

The air is trying to kill mr again pocket why does god hate me so. All i wanna do is arson and also trying to figure out hoe to stop being flammable

Maybe you should find less violent air

Alright guys- as the biggest Wee John Feeney Stan I know- I’m taking a second to have my allotted “plate of corn moment”.

WEE JOHN IS PLAYING THE PIANO IN THIS SCENE?!?!?!

While everyone was in chaos getting dressed, since Stede didn't have anything to dress John in, he's just sitting with everyone while they get changed and he's providing the theme music!

I'm deciding that he could've easily kept an eye on the English as they were readying to board, but he didn't wanna be left out and so he joined them all in the captain quarters. And maybe he could've been helping some of them get their complicated fancy-man outfits figured out, but he just wanted to sit down at the piano and play a little tune to get everyone in an aristocratic mood.

Wee John is literally the most creative person on the boat: is covered in rocking tats, plays percussion with a barrel and wooden spoons, has sewn dressed with his mother, cares about having a quality story time experience with proper voices, puts on yellow war paint for the raid, plays the piano, dresses up and performs as a black cat of death alongside his bestie, and I don't know what his leaf get up was going to result in for the talent show, but I know it was going to be beautiful.

All this to say...

I love him. I love him. I love him.

I love Wee John Feeney, your honor.

And I love Kristian Nairn so fucking much for making the greatest character ever.

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Wha-What da dawg doin'?

"The dog just be doing!"

The Great Fire Of London With Ludgate and Old Saint Paul's, c.1670.

I can't help but notice how dope this is 🤭

i am tHIS close 🤏🏻 tHIS CLOSE

Achoo!

"It feels like someone just insulted my puns.

"Iunno why, they're pretty punderful! Can't get much more punny than this! Maybe you could pun me as prime suspect in a punsony!!!!"

cant watch kp i will literally cry rn

“If everything that happens to us lot is ‘God’s will’, then he’s an asshole.” - Darlin’, 2019

Silk - Wolf Alice / The Last Temptation of Christ / Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain / The Fate of My Seven Husbands - Traci Brimhall / stage direction from Antonin Artaud’s The Jet of Blood / The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath / Inbred - Ethel Cain / I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL / Andalusia - Lisa Marie Basile / Gods & Monsters - Lana Del Rey / Jewish concentration camp prisoner / Andrea Gibson / Arsony - Ethel Cain / No Church In The Wild - Jay Z, Kanye West, Frank Ocean / Phaedra’s Love - Sarah Kane / God Am - Alice In Chains / Blasphemies At The 5th Street Station - S. Osburn / Self Injury - Allie Long / Terrible Lie - Nine Inch Nails / Post Traumatic Stress Disorder With Han - Eugenia Leigh / The Civil War - Anne Sexton / God - Tori Amos / Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare - Leila Chatti / Half-Cocked - Ethel Cain

insomnia(c) life

nobody is allowed to sleep irl for 24 hours before the session starts

there are no in-game beds. you cannot sleep. phantoms are still a thing.

so, about an hour into the first session, 1-4 phantoms spawn for nearly every single player all at once.

the only way to reset phantom spawning is to die (since you cant sleep), and otherwise they will increase in number every ingame night

scar starts selling phantom repellent crystals. tango and impulse and etho and scott hide underground. grian's constantly fending off phantoms from scar while scar's chasing fairies. ren and martyn end up in a puddle underground like they did when they first met in 3rd life under the same circumstances. this inspires them to start dogwarts part 2, which pearl, lizzie, and mumbo are determined to shut down due to the horrors they heard it caused the first time, and they hire cleo to commit some arson for them. pearl is in her natural habitat and is the most feared member of the server. her only allies are scott and bigb. speaking of bigb, grian's trying to do secret soulmates again, and jimmy and joel are trying their hardest to get him to stop and be normal about bigb, but scar's just encouraging him. joel ends up killing scar and then scar declares war on joel. lizzie finds out about this and at first is lke oh ok but then jimmy's like you two are literally married and then something clicks in lizzie's head. she takes cleo, mumbo, and pearl, and they plan this really elaborate arsony trap for scar that fails horribly when they left pearl to set it up but pearl was actually the boogeyman. scar is the only one who survives. this was not pearl's intention. she decides this man must be stopped. i dont have any more ideas for that part so we're moving on. ren's game crashes at one point and martyn just cries. etho somehow manages to put himself into an etho hopper clock and bdubs is the one who has to figure out what to do with him. oh i forgot about bdubs— bdubs is sufferring and decides to make it cleo's problem. cleo suffers so much from this that she has to be swapped out with gem for a session, who is not sleep deprived, and is just incredibly confused

bonus: no caffiene or anything allowed. extra bonus: except for the boogeymen. they can have caffiene and stuff

This reads like some sort of phantom-centric apocalyptic fanfiction and I'm in love with it <3

edgarafe: an exploration (sources under the cut)

saltburn (2023) - emerald fennell/marcel proust/smell ya later - killing eve s2e5/nosugarallspicenothingnice on pinterest/mothering - ainslie hogarth/something in the water by me :)/arsony - ethel cain/fleabag s2e6/take me to church - hozier/something in the water/frankenstein - mary shelley/it's impossible to keep white moths - emily skaja/i cannot find the source so if anyone knows it pls tell me

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