Seriously, why did the allos have to come up with this weird euphemism?
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aromantic rep is so minimal that i am sitting in the library, silently celebrating the fact that we finally have our own wikipedia page instead of just being a subsection of the "romantic orientation" page
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Some of yall are just popping off damn, I goddamn adore the aro community!
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Happy pride month :))
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO YOU TOO, AWOOOOOOOOOOO
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Today on allo things I don't understand.
You people have playlists for adult funtime????
There are songs you listen to, to bang???
What?? I don't understand.
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Me: I want a partner to do cuddles and ✨stuff✨
My Brain: Okay, you can try but you have two problems with that
Me: What are they?
My Brain: Well, one, you’re aromantic. Women are either going to assume you’re just using them for sex or that you’re an incel. Not saying you are it’s just probably what others might think.
Me: well that’s certainly a jump of an idea. What’s the second thing?
My Brain: *Gestures to the socially awkward Autism stimming in the corner, not in a creepy way, but a way that Neurotypicals wouldn't understand.*
Me: …fuck. So what do I do?
My Brain: Hope that someone comes along and understands what you want and accepts you for who you are.
Me: So...I'm screwed?
My Brain: Pretty much.
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heartless aro edition </3!
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"love is what makes us human" wrong. oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, calcium, phosphorus.
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