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#are you guys tired of these yet lmaooo
zjpg · 6 months
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just a girl
'isn't you.'
last - m.list - next
[august - belgium]
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"my team confirmed that everything is safe and ready for this weekend, so i have nothing much to worry about, right now at least." she nodded and smiled after speaking into the microphone in her hand. every interviewer has asked about her car, the mechanic, the legal side of things. which she understands, but media in general just stresses her out and exhausts her more than they should. it feels like every week there's a new scandal, a new headline, new lies. this is just a waste of time.
"what is your legal team doing about this?" the interviewer questioned with a slight head tilt.
"my personal legal team is working with red bull's, we're trying to figure out every detail. but uhm, for now there's not much i can say about the legal side of things." that's code for the pr manager and and attorney's told her not to speak a word about the legalities. there's not enough proof and information for the public to get ahold of it.
"thank you addi, good luck this weekend."
"thank you." addi and her manager, lacy, walk off, the young manager hand her the red bull water bottle. the driver lets out a sigh as they walk back to the team hospitality. "i'm so tired."
"i know, adds."
lando caught up with addi and her manager, talking about the track and other random things, "where's luisa?" she questioned, she assumed the new wag would be in the paddock now that the grid has been introduced to her.
"oh, we aren't public yet."
she was slightly shocked by this, she hadn't been caught up much with the public lives of the drivers. however, she assumed with the proof of the fans that lando would reveal the 'mystery girl'. she let out a chuckle, "you might as well be, they have pictures of you guys all over twitter and tiktok."
the brit laughed back, "we just aren't ready for that yet, being in a public relationship i mean."
the two continued on convercing when they saw max and a little girl dressed in a red bull team shirt and a mclaren hat taking a picture together. after a couple pictures were taken, max pointed out his teammate and friend, speaking to the girl in his native language. he introduced them all to each other, addi was quick to giving the young fan and hug and smiley greeting.
they take pictures and sign her shirt and hat. "you just made that girls day!" max chuckled as they all walk off.
that's something addi really loves about this career. the fans, the traveling, the fast paced lifestyle. it was exhilarating and never got boring. she loves this life.
"so, what's going on with you and lando?" max finally asked when they made it back to energy station. they were walking to their drivers room to relax a little. "what?" she chuckled and looked up at her teammate.
"you two like each other, so why does he have a girlfriend that isn't you?"
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addilynleblanc back in business. rb bby is safe to drive!
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maxverstappen Really? 😐 -> addilynleblanc LOVE YA MAXIE
user1 lmaooo max putting up with addi is my favorite
user2 THE THIRD SLIDE
charles_leclerc Vroom -> addilynleblanc KACHOW
landonorris He looks very happy to be there.
user3 good luck this weekend!
user4 red bull 4 life
user5 RBR 🔛🔝
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a/n a lot going on as usual lol. i live for chaos :)
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acheronstraprider · 1 month
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(soft dom?) Acheron x Fem! Reader
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Description: smut!! reader is quite well behaved. slight talk about kids and breeding. Spanking!! Acheron a bit upset you tried running away month ago. but she’s found you. As you walk home you notice a certain purple haired woman. You could recognize those eyes anywhere. this is such an ass fanfic tbh
It was a long day. you were tired from work and your car was still in the shop. as you're walking down the street you have music playing in your ears. Long, white, wired headphones and hair tied so people don't bother you. you weren't always one to chat with strangers.
Some times passes as you walk down the streets and roads. you're almost home when you suddenly freeze. she’s here. your ex girlfriend. the woman that captured you and held you away from your friends and loved ones.
“Hey there beautiful girl. what’re you doing around here?”
“you know i fucking live here, Acheron.”
as she steps closer she grabbed your arm, signaling to continue walking with her next to you, she’s attached to you like a koala.
“gimmie the keys, y/n.”
you slowly search for your keys. acheron got impatient, and snatches them from your hands.
“now be a good girl for me please. i don’t wanna put up a fight in public.”
you obey. as she opens the door to your home she locks the door behind you guys. Some time passes and no one has spoken. you gave up on waiting for her to speak first so you blurt out how you’re gonna take a shower.
“hey i’m gonna take a shower make yourself in my home i guess.”
“k pretty girl i’ll be right here.”
a singular sentence made you mad. you mutter under your breathe “yeah like u always are.”
it didn’t go unnoticed by the Galaxy Ranger. yet you noticed how she didn’t do anything about it but stare at you.
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As you’re showering you get lost in your own mind. why is she here? what does she want from you now? you just barely got away a couple month ago. she never exactly hurt you… physically. but she brought pain and sorrow to your life, and your friends and family. you went missing unexpectedly and when you returned you didn’t speak bad about her. how could u? she took care of you, fed you, washed your hair after a rough pounding, took care of any marks she left on you, and constantly showed affection. for her to not speak to you when she’s the one who rushed you home was concerning to you.
“hey..”
you felt cold hands on your waist. Acheron. Fuck. whys she here??
“Acheron. when’d you get in here?”
“i just got in, missed you.” she said as she slowly gave the back of your head a kiss.
”say it back damnit. don’t you miss me? you fucking ran away as if i didn’t give you my all.”
“i…. i missed you too.” you said quietly.
“mhm good girl. thank you”
“…. for what exactly?”
“for being my precious girl. don’t run from me ever again.”
you guys finish up the shower, lucky for you the most she did was grip your ass a bit, other than that she didn’t do anything to make you worry!
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“so. are you staying all night, acheron?”
“please, pretty girl. call me something other than my name.”
you decide to joke a bit, “okay bitch are u staying all night?” she didn’t like that.
“what the fuck? i do everything for you and you call me that? really, y/n.”
“do WHAT acheron? you kept me from my family and friends for months. u didn’t do shit, stop bullshitting me.”
within seconds you’re on the bed. acherons pretty purple hair laying off her shoulders and slightly ticking you. She’s not happy with you. :(
“i-i’m sorry. please acheron it was a joke!!”
“mhm just be good, yeah?”
she flips you over. pulls down the towel and you lay there helplessly naked. ass out and exposed for the galaxy ranger. seems like the galaxy isn’t the only thing she ranges hm? (LMAOOO)
1 slap. hot, hard and stinging your ass.
your breathe hitches.
2 slaps.
you’re in pain.
3 slaps. your eyes are tearing up.
“— don’t hear u”
“wha… whatd you say?”
“count. now we have to start over. keep track or i’m going it again.”
1 hard slap. “one..”
2 hard slaps “two..”
3 stinging slaps.. “three…”
after a couple of these you lose count. acheron doesn’t bother to let you count anymore. she needs you.
“you’re doing so good baby, your ass is all nice and red for me.”
“fuck you.”
her eyes widen. a visual expression of confusion and anger on her face.
“why can’t you accept my love hm? i’m trying so hard for you baby. i need you to behave for me.”
she lifts up your body until your face down ass up. she caresses the fat of your ass before she walks away. your left confused, wheres she going? but you soon feel the cold tip of her strap. well, tonight’s going great isn’t it.?
“you’re so wet for me baby, and you say u don’t want me? mmm….”
“just do it already”
“don’t mind if i do, such a pretty girl with a pretty display f’me.”
you feel the strap stretching you out. you whine alloud for her to hear. although you can’t see, she smiles. happy you’re finally accepting her. after training you for so long…you’re finally taking her like the good girl you are.
“ughh fuck acheron.. faster ….pleas-“ is all you can say before she pushes your head down lightly.
“ahh pretty girl i know what you need.”
she speeds up her movements, hitting that sweet spot in your walls, making you volt forward a bit.
“god i wish i had a real cock.. need to fill you up with my kids. make you a mama..”
“god acheron please i need it.”
she grunts. pushing deeper into you as if she’s trying to make you the mother of her children.
“…mm yeah pretty girl i’m giving it to ya. take it nicely alright?”
“yes yesyes whatever you say pls faster”
“mhm good girl” she thrusts faster, making that knot in your stomach form. as it comes undone so do you. the orgasm washes over you beautifully as she helps you from your high.
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“i need more of you.” is all she says before she tells you to flip onto your legs. she spreads them open and cherishes how beautifully wet you were.
she climbs on top of you and holds onto your thigh, lining up your cunts and starts rubbing them together. clits deliciously rubbing together, moans synchronizing together, and sweat falling from your foreheads.
“god you’re so beautiful. if you ever leave me again i’ll lose my mind, y/n….”
after her sentence she comes undone as well. “augh fuckk” you say out loud, tired and hungry.
“mm that was great baby, i’m too tired to do more today. i’ll make it up to you tomorrow, okay pretty girl? let’s get you cleaned up and some food, yeah? i’m hungry too yk”
idk the end, u guys watched tv and u fell asleep in her arms after making cookies LMAO
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caprisunandmoon · 1 year
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🧚🏼‍♀️analyzing my synastry with my ex-coworkers - part one
because what else is there to do after quitting a job you had for 4 years?? 🤪
Coworker #1
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[lowkey was my favorite, felt the most comfortable with him & we had kind of a father-daughter relationship; we would spend a lot of time talking or joking around at work, he would buy me food/little snacks and drive me where i needed to go (i was the ultimate passenger princess with him lmaooo) + he even helped me with stuff outside of work like changing my tire when I had a flat 🥹🫶🏽]
My Ascendant conjunct his Sun/Mercury/Saturn (but with his sun/mercury falling into my 12th) - At first, we didn’t really click that much; we were friendly to each other but not that close in the beginning… he’d always try to joke around with me and I’d be like 🤨🤨🤨 idk man I don’t know you that well yet LOL. This was probably from so many of his planets falling into my 12th house (his venus was also in my 12h), so I simply ✨didn’t notice✨ him that much at first, but over the course of me working there and being around him more, we became inseparable. We loved to talk and just be in each other’s company. Lots of admiration for each other. And perhaps Saturn here is what contributed to the fatherly vibes lol
My Sun square his Moon - Any time I read descriptions about this aspect online, it talks about how the two will end up fighting and nagging, finding the other person annoying, etc and I’m over here like 🧍🏻‍♀️…. never had that issue with this aspect… I also have this aspect with my bestest friend in the world and we’ve never had even one fight lmao. So I’m not really sure how to describe this aspect honestly, but I guess I would consider it “binding” as it contributes to a deep connection between people
Moon square Moon - Again, this is an aspect often described as leading to fights, fundamental emotional incompatibility, etc but I never noticed this with him 🤔 We were actually able to talk about and express our emotions with ease. Obviously, we were only friends at work so perhaps if we got to know each other more, this square would have become more apparent, but ??? We have other really good aspects to the moon, so maybe that’s what helped neutralize this.
Mars trine Sun double whammy - I think this contributed to the general sense of “liking” each other. Also, we were always really supportive of each other and he was easy for me to work with.
His Mars trine my Moon - He was definitely very protective of me and tried to take care of me as much as possible. Any time I was feeling down, he would always notice and try to make me feel better <3
My Mars conjunct his Moon - I cared a lot for him but also thought he was a lil too sensitive sometimes haha; it never caused any conflict between us though (perhaps since this is a conjunction in Libra, so we were more focused on keeping the peace). And I was protective of him in the sense that I absolutely wouldn’t tolerate any other coworkers badmouthing him in my presence 🔪
My Mars trine his Mercury - The way I visualize aspects between mars-mercury in synastry is the “walk and talk” aspect between two people, like those two people who just like to walk around or do something while they talk to each other & this was very much us 🥰 people eventually stopped asking “where are you guys going” bc they soon realized the two of us would literally just walk around for the sake of walking around, no destination just vibes lmao
Venus conjunct Venus - Having the same tastes, likes, mannerisms, etc. top tier aspect imo 🫶🏽 and since it was a conjunction in aqua, we had a great intellectual connection above all, best friend/partner in crime vibes 🌚
My Venus trine his Moon - I LOVE when my Venus makes aspects to people’s moons, for me it’s literally the best for any relationship, platonic or romantic. In my natal, I have a cap moon square saturn & mars at 0-1 degrees (yes I’m extremely traumatized thank you for asking 🤩), so I’ve always struggled with my own emotion management and tend to get annoyed by most people’s expression of their emotions (I’m working on being better about this smh) but whenever my venus aspects someone’s moon, this isn’t the case, like I genuinely wanna hear about how they’re feeling and if there’s anything I can do to make them feel better if they’re down 🥰
His Jupiter trine my Mercury - He genuinely found my jokes funny, which I really appreciate as a Capricorn mercury bc our dry-ass humor isn’t understood by most 😃 Also we never ran out of things to talk about
His Jupiter square my Venus - Although this is a square, I think the only “problem” that comes out of this is excess aka I think he was excessively generous with me sometimes 🤪 ...definitely not the worst problem to have, at least not on my end lol
My Mercury trine his Uranus - Very intellectual conversations, it was always fun talking to him because we’d end up chatting about the most random subjects
My Mercury trine his Pluto - He simply had this way of getting me to open up and talk about deeper topics with ease, something I usually find difficult to do with people I don’t know well 🤔
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Coworker #2
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[I ended up having an on-off situationship with this coworker for about a year; the most physical attraction I’ve ever felt for a man LMAO but also definitely the most obsessive and toxic situation of my life (so far 🤪) + we had to keep everything a secret since relationships weren’t allowed between coworkers.. yeah long story short he traumatized me in many ways lmaooo]
His Mars trine my Venus - The main (and perhaps only) source of our attraction to each other hahaha, I love this aspect because it gives genuine physical chemistry + that feeling of butterflies but honestly it can also make you blind to overall emotional incompatibilities but ohwellyouliveyoulearniguess 🫠
Mercury square Moon double whammy - On a day-to-day level, this definitely made connection and communication difficult, even downright impossible sometimes, but also somehow added to the ✨spice✨ idk there’s just something kind of sweet about not understanding each other on an emotional level but still wanting to make that effort to connect 🤷🏻‍♀️ overall, as frustrating/irritating as this got sometimes, I appreciate that it made me aware of how differently other people can process their emotions
His Mercury square my Sun - We definitely had different points of view on so many things and sometimes I’d be a lil defensive with him but I generally try not to be led by my ego so this wasn’t too big of an issue overall (for me at least)
My Mercury square his Jupiter - Lots of laughs. Since it’s a square, sometimes an excess of joking around or joking around in situations that should have been serious like work meetings but oh well 🤙🏼🤪🤙🏼
My Venus sextile his Moon - Like I said above, I LOVE WHEN MY VENUS ASPECTS PEOPLE’S MOONS!!! The sextile is less easygoing than the trine, I definitely had to make more of an effort here, but still a sweet aspect nonetheless 🥰 And I think perhaps this is one reason why the Mercury square Moon didn’t hit as hard
My Venus sextile his Jupiter - Venus/Jupiter aspects are one of my favoritesssss and I think it was a major reason why I got so attached 🫠 Venus/Jupiter is such a nice aspect, it’s truly one aspect I wish for everyone to experience at least once in their lives, you just feel so lighthearted around each other and the energy is so warm, my fave is the trine but the sextile is also quite nice
My Venus sextile his Saturn - With Venus/Saturn in general, I think Saturn has the “upper hand” and ultimately gets to decide if the relationship will last. I knew from the start I wanted commitment and something serious, unfortunately he didn’t end up feeling the same way 😃 And overall I felt quite dependent on him, like he was a source of stability for me
My Mars opposite his Moon - I don’t know how tight this aspect was since I don’t know his time of birth but I definitely thought he was way too f*cking sensitive sometimes LMAOO as much as I cared about him & felt intensely for him, sometimes I’d be like 🙄🙄 by his reactions to things, overall he was easily triggered by my actions and I’d get triggered by his reactions
My Mars opposite his Mercury - Leads to a lot of bickering if not careful. I think it’s important to channel this energy into healthy debates etc otherwise it spills over into the day-to-day, causing bickering, arguments etc. If we kept the debating to work topics, we were fine, but anything outside of that was dangerous territory. Often best to just agree to disagree here. As a Libra mars, I’m not prone to arguments but his Aries mercury certainly tried to goad me into more than a few fights (and succeeded at times lol)
My Mars sextile his Uranus (0 degrees) + His Uranus trine my Mars - Absolute freaks in bed with each other LMAOOO absolutely nothing was off-limits and I’d never felt more comfortable, including being open to doing things I’d never done before. And, in general/day-to-day, we were comfortable being “weirdos” together and showing our more “quirky” sides (yes I indeed cringed while writing that last sentence)
My Saturn conjunct his Moon - On my end, I’m not sure if I felt this energy much, but natally I have a cap stellium and lots of Saturn aspects so this is like second nature to me. If I had to guess, I would say it probably felt oppressive for him as an Aries stellium with mostly trines in his natal 😃
My Neptune square his Sun - Sigh. I definitely felt like he was idealizing me and seeing me as someone I wasn’t and the more he got to know me and began to realize the fantasies weren’t true, the more I think he felt disillusioned and not as interested, which was heartbreaking for me to see, esp since I never intentionally tried to deceive him or act like someone I’m not 🫠
My Neptune sextile his Venus - Again, not seeing the other for who they really are, lots of idealizing. Even though the sextile is supposed to be an “easy” aspect, I don’t think anything involving Neptune in synastry is really that easy unfortunately
My Pluto trine his Venus - Yeah, as more time passes and I look back on our relationship, I can confidently say it was obsession and not love. I felt consumed by him and like our situation was taking over my life, constant fears that he would leave, typical Pluto/Venus lol… And I think as Pluto I was more attached to him than he was to me.
My Pluto opposite his Mars - Whewwww the sexual chemistry here was 😮‍💨😮‍💨 But outside of the bedroom, lots of power struggles. He constantly accused me of trying to control him, perhaps I was without realizing it, but in any case, the constant back and forth became too much to bear. We were both equally jealous/possessive. I felt like I could never fully relax throughout the entirety of our relationship.
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whorekneecentral · 2 years
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Am I a fan of Cocky Red Bull Sebastian? Yes I am but do not tell Georgie. Teasing your husband Sebastian by not giving him any attention after he wins his first race after your guys get married only so you can get rough sex in the motorhome with him. -Georgie anon
everyone loves red bull seb baby, it’s okay lmaooo 
It’s the first race back from the summer break, Seb’s coming back on a high. Not only had he won the last 3 races prior to the race but you two had gotten married over the break so that plus the race wins, today was going to be a good day for him, he can feel it. 
Sebastian had done exactly what he set out to do. 
P1 from start to finish, holding his position like his life depended on it. You watched your husband up on the podium, he flashed you a smile, winking at you before climbing up on the top step.
You were so proud of him, you always were but today was the first race you had been there for as Mrs. Sebastian Vettel. Your heart swells with pride and joy as you watched him raise the trophy over his head. 
After his press docket and whatnot, he returned to the motorhome where he found you curled up on the couch, reading. “How come you didn’t come find me ?” He asks, watching you keep reading. 
“Y/n?” he calls for you. He walks over, grabbing your chin which pulled you away from your book finally. 
“What Sebastian ?” 
“Oh, what’s with the attitude?” He asks, pulling the book away from you. “Give me back the book,” you stood, reaching for the book he pulls behind his back. 
“No, tell me why you didn’t come find me after the race.” You were usually at parc ferme for him, waiting for him after the podium as well but both times you weren’t there. 
“I was tired, it’s hot outside if you haven’t noticed.” you point out, sitting back on the couch. Seb tosses the book next to you, pulling you up before hoisting you over his shoulder like you weighted nothing. 
“Sebastian!” you smack his back as he drops you onto the bed. Seb gets on top of you, pulling his blue shirt off. “Strip tease? Lucky me.” you smile, propping your arms behind your head. 
“You’d like that, little weirdo.” he laughs and you roll your eyes. “I’m weird ? Who rips every set I took with us on the honeymoon because they wouldn't wait for me to take it off.” 
“Listen, that's not my fault. I promised to buy them back for you.” He says, kissing you, undoing the knot on your wrap dress. 
“And yet, I have none. I shouldn't fuck you until you buy them back.” you hum, turning away from his kisses. Sebastian’s hand finds your chin, pulling you back to look at him. 
“And I should fuck that attitude out of you.” 
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cup1dvalenl1na · 10 months
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Ok so, strange request. Headcanons for Meister Maka with a weapon gn s/o
(blatantly assuming that either soul doesn’t existence or her never meet Maka)
If the request match up too well then you could make s/o’s weapon form a scythe too.
I WOULD LOVE TO!
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(Lowkey my reaction to my first request)
ANYWAYS LET'S START! (Prolouge, ⬇️)
So Maka, we all know Maka is a very loyal person to her friends, and you are no exception as her weapon partner.
I feel like at first, Maka and you, would have a bumpy relationship.
She's focused on making you stronger than her father Spirit, so I feel like she would be kind of closed off at first. She's very focused on her goal and doesn't want anything to get in the way. Not to say that you guys don't get along, she's just very focused.
However, as time comes, (maybe something would happen with you, etc you got injured or sacrificed your self for her on a mission) the more you she realizes what she's kind of been doing? She's like "aw man bro I've been treating them like poopy dookie." (NOT EXACT WORDS LMAOOO)
Once she realizes what she's been doing I think she would feel bad, like really bad. So she would come up to you and apologize that her ignorance got you hurt. poor bby.
So you guys eventually build a strong bond together, and you always look out for each other. She believes in you, as her friend and as her weapon.
ROMANTIC HC⬇️⬇️
She's always had problems with love, especially because of Spirit, she has never really been around a healthy type of love, so she's always shut off the idea of love at first. Not wanting to be cheated on or treated badly like what Spirit did to her mother :((
But once you come along, as her scythe partner, she feels things that she never would've thought she would feel before. But she's afraid, afraid of everything that might happen if she says something. She's afraid she might lose you.
But eventually something happens, and she can't hold it back anymore, so she tells you, most likely in private ofc. I don't think she would tell you in front of everyone because this is a very vulnerable moment for her.
When you accept she's like mind blown, she stands still for a few min, lowkey making you worried, but then gives you the biggest hug 😢
During missions she would become a lot more protective for you, not wanting you to get hurt a lot and doesn't let you sacrifice yourself for her. She's just worried she's going to lose you, so she's a bit up tight at first, so you're going to have to reassure her that you're okay and want to help her achieve her goal in making a death scythe.
If you do get injured during battles she would get incredibly upset at herself if she thinks it's her fault, and stay beside you in the nurses office and hold your hand. If you got injured bc you were being a dumb dumb she's going to ridicule you (out of loveee bc she cares about you a lot and doesn't want you to get hurt.)
She's a little shy to affection, so if you wanna kiss her you're probably going to have to do it first. She's not used to being super vulnerable around people. But she would hold your hand in between classes, and if for some reason you don't kiss her yet she would get a little worried that you don't like her anymore, but eventually build up the courage to give you a little kiss on the cheek. (She wants you to shut up after it tho, don't ever bring it up or she will get embarrassed and Maka chop you LMAO)
During training and everything she always want to make sure she doesn't overwork you, and always offers for you to take breaks before continuing or bandaging you up if anything happens. However she is adamant that you keep up with your studies, but bc you are her partner she will try to be patient with you and will help you study, she's very proud of you no matter the outcome of your studying. At least you tried and that's what matters.
Lowkey makes food for you after missions too, you come home and even tho she's tired she'll sit you on the couch and make dinner for you, she'll blush really hard if you come over and help her cook. (Do it, help her.)
(THIS WAS REALLY LONG I'M SO SORRY I GOT IN THE ZONE. Might make a part 2?? If you want?? This was really fun to write about)
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linphd · 2 years
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Falling for their f*ck buddy | Headcanons (bit NSFW)
gender neutral
-> This is based on RPs I had with my OC lmaooo… a bit angsty ! oops !
-> Keigo Takami, Touya Todoroki, Rumi Usagiyama.
Hawks | Keigo Takami
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When you started working at Endeavor’s agency, Hawks was already head over heels for you. However, due to his link with the hero commission, he couldn’t really date anyone -even less another hero that was already in the top of the rankings only a year after graduating.
Yet, he managed to sneak in your apartment after a party ; you both weren’t drunk as Endeavor was watching you, but he had whined about never having seen where you lived despite being a « so good » colleague. Sure you found him cute, you used to have a crush on him when you were in high school and he had just started being a pro, after all. But still.
He told you you were his first time. It felt wrong. « What ?! But you should’ve done it with someone you love instead ! That was… random ?! » you replied. « How am I supposed to even love someone, hm ? The hero commission is babysitting me as fuck. » Well… you couldn’t have thought of anything to say.
One other thing was that he learned very quickly -because, indeed, you fucked him several other times after that, late at work or after hero parties- how to please you, and you couldn’t just go back to some random boyfriends that couldn’t even do the simplest things.
Maybe your crush from high school had come back, or maybe you were just blinded by how good he was. But it felt like he wasn’t just a fuck buddy anymore, now. If so, why would you be doing his skin care in front of a movie after having taken a bath together where you laid your back against his chest ? Guess « releasing some steam » was just a cover to the hero commission to him, but who knows ?
Dabi | Touya Todoroki
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You weren’t scared to go out really late in the night in unknown places ; your quirk was powerful enough to have made you a member of the Top Three at U.A. So, you never really considered yourself in danger. Going to crowded places ? Sure. Getting drunk with strangers ? No problem !
After meeting Dabi at a bar, it was quite fast for you to agree to hook up ; you liked older guys -and also had questionable tastes in men- and he just thought you looked slutty. Yes, he knew you were a student at U.A ; he had seen you on TV for the sports festival. But you didn’t know he was a villain (it’s an AU okay??). So, when he asked for your name, you gave him a fake one, and he did just the same.
He would’ve just left after he was done with you, but you were his best sexual partner ever and he was tired : so, he stayed overnight and only left the morning, after you told him that it was weird for him to hang around. Yet, every time you would walk by each other, you would end up in your bed with him -until he finally gave you his number.
Throughout time, he became closer to you and you spent more time together ; getting him a skincare to help him with his scars, painting his nails better as he sucked at it, yet never talking about y’all personal lives. « Can you pick me up ? Just steal a car or whatever, I know you do stuff like that. » you asked him, by text. « Why would I do that ? Go by foot. » « They used quirk eraser on me, I’m scared now. I ran away from those guys, they were scary. »
No need sending another text, he was on his way after checking your location. But why was he even on his way ? He never cared about the people he fucked. Never gave them his number neither ; but you were cute and a U.A student, both were advantages. When he arrived, he saw you curled up and on the verge of tears. He didn’t ask much, he just drove you home. Didn’t even spend the night with you, genuinely just accompanying you.
That’s why you thought you had developed feelings for him, and vice versa for him. He could just never admit it, you were almost a pro hero anyways, and you would find out eventually. And eventually you did, as when his boss decided to attack 1A, you were there. The Big Three had to accompany the 1st years camping. You recognized the blue flames -he had used them on you several times to be kinky- and then you recognized him. He has never seen you again since that night.
Miruko | Rumi Usagiyama
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You didn’t plan on becoming Miruko’s plaything. She had been helping several times at your agency, and you had met more than once at hero parties. She liked you and considered you a friend ; you were a new pro that was still not broken from the job, and you were quite hopeful.
It changed once you both got drunk at a party and when you decided to go to her place to bitch about all the heroes that were there -stinky and old and only talking about boring stuff. Endeavor had to drive you -he was a very disappointed boss, but whatever. You were sat on the couch, eventually talking about your love life.
« I don’t know why people don’t date you, you’re like so sexy ! Why don’t people date you ? » she asked. « I should ask you that ! » you replied. « People are intimidated by muscular women like me ! They should know better. » she said. « They should only be intimidated by how easily you could pick them up. You could totally do that ! »
It didn’t make much sense, but as she decided to pick you up, you both fell on the couch, and it escalated quickly. Miruko was indeed intimidating, so you were glad that she took the league. And it didn’t change all the times y’all did it. Even sober. She would always take the lead, but she would be so sweet about it ? It was not the same as the other sexual encounters you had had.
« Is (Y/N) coming to the party or what ? » she asked Hawks. « Probably. Endeavor told me he would work late tonight, so I guess they have to follow him. » she sighed. « They’re the only reason I come to this kind of party ! » the woman whined. « Yeaaaah, we all know you only want a little plaything around you. » Hawks jokingly said. « It’s more than that. I just want them to be around all the time. » Cue to Miruko realizing that if she wants to spend that much time with you, it’s because you might be more than her plaything…
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valeskafics · 1 year
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ok hear me out imma SLUT for the coy, innocent, respectful reader trope. like someone tries to start fucking her and she’s all coy and sorta moves outta the way or something just bc she’s shy or nervous or whatever :))
but like.. mommy nyra mommy ali and daddy daemon??? they know ur probably like this, can guess from ur personality
so recently they’ve taken to coaxing u, their children’s friend, into their bed at sleepovers. like, ur all having a sleepover at jaces’, and it’s late so u decide to go to the bathroom while most of em are asleep. and nyra catches you on ur way back and is all like “oh u sweet thing, u look quite cold in those pajamas, don’t you?” And instead of doing the obvious and just offering another blanket or even a warmer set of pjs, she takes ur hand and is all “come, our bed is so warm, it’s ginormous and has a mountains worth of pillows, you’ll rest so well!!” And ur all bleary eyed, like ofc you wanna go get in bed with them, but ur not allowed to want that, or think that, so ur shy and all “it’s okay i promise!” But nyras hearing none of it.
u get to their bedroom door, and it’s just daemon on the left side of the bed, propped up with some glasses on, his hair braided back, tapping away on his laptop. and alicent is on the right, ample space between them, indulging in her late night reality tv shows, sucking on hard boiled sweets.
daemons presence is probably the most intimidating bc u feel like ur invading his space - he’s a man and a scary/intimating one at that (lmaooo my guy takes strap every week day but ofc we don’t know that yet). ofc u don’t wanna offend him or anything so ur extra shy around him. he’s never been mean to you, but he’s still quite stoic with just how he is.
alicent, of course, mother hens you a lot. always wanting to brush ur hair and hugging you from the back with her cheek pressed to urs in greeting - ur a lot more comfy with alicent than anyone else in the room at this point because she’s so extroverted and warm it’s hard not to be.
nyra is a mix of them both, very very confident and a work wife™️ but still motherly in her own right. but also intimidating too. daemon and nyra pretty much rely on Ali being the common denominator in all of this, if anyone can get u snuggled to them and in bed comfortably, it’s her.
so when nyra brings you in, hand in hand, and ali sees ur little shy, tired, worried expression, her eyes widen while her mouth still sucks on the boiled sweet, and she’s SO happy ur here!! immediately opens up the blankets and is all “yea honey, yeah come on get in bed! it’s all cozy and warm in here, Kim’s JUST lost her diamond earring cmon ur gonna miss it!!”
daemon claps eyes on u from underneath his glasses the second that alicent begins talking, his tapping pauses, and he’s sat thanking seven hells for how cunning his wife is. managing a feat like this? getting u so close?? and then in bed too?? and he can tell that she knows because she’s got a smile on her face that just reads how pleased with herself she is to have snatched this opportunity up.
i can see reader being all bouncing on her feet a little, not knowing where to put them, but as soon as alicent knocks her head as if to say “come on in!”, readers kneeing over alicent a knees to squeeze herself as small as she can next to her. nyra gets in between you and daemon and slowly, ur position ends up changing so that you’re on ur side facing ali, and she brings ur leg to rest over both her hips, nyras just sat propped up, patting ur hip (which they all appreciate is uh.. spreading your legs open quite nicely, in ur pretty sleep shorts, too bad they can’t really see anything but the stretch of ur legs and the angle of ur bent hip is just as good of a view).
i feel like Ali would be slowly trying to get u to rest on her boob 🫠🫠 like,, they all have theories and guesses as to what ur in need of in a relationship and how you’d love to be treated, so she’s stroking ur hair and ever so slightly pushing u into her boob. and like.. ok the woman isn’t wearing a bra. WHAT WOMAN WANTS TO WEAR ALL THOSE WIRES TO BED NO she would maybe wear a thin bralette but other than that, it’s just her spaghetti strap floral vest top and long bottoms.
at this point daemons glasses are off and he’s got his arm around nyras shoulder, juuuuust in reach of ur hair, which he plays with the ends of. whom u definitely thought was nyra. and with alicent huffing every so often so ur face gets even deeper in her chest, u feel bad because u so badly wanna move ur legs and relieve an ache, u have to physically stop ur hips/legs from twitching or closing, and ur mind keeps wandering to what ifs, what if nyra started patting ur ass a little harder, or what if alicent slipped her vest down a bit so instead of her nipple pressing into ur cheek, it slips into ur mouth but then the throbbing becomes a little too prominent and ur scared she can feel it on her thigh and ur breathing gets a little laboured cus ur so inexperienced but ur mind is running in circles.. but that’s so awful bc they invited u to bed to be nice and ur taking advantage ://
it’s at this point that u just fully sit up and like, “ok, im gonna go get in bed now, Goodnight! :)” n try shuffle off maybe, hoping to god that no sounds come out from between ur legs cus u know by now it must be a bit slick :((
YOU ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE AMAZING ASKS OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP PUNCHING THE WALL DSALGNRGIPROGJRQORG
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frenziedslashers · 1 year
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aw gecko :( i hope they go for the grapes!! i’ll try to send some good grape eating brainwaves over there hehe
THE MUSTACHE LMAO honestly i kinda now what you mean. loving this era for you rn
alsoooo idk if i’ve ever officially requested anything jn here but if you’re still doing it could i perhaps request a nsft alphabet for mordecai? if not no worries!!
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Yeah, I think he is getting back into his groove of eating legit anything that moves lmaooo Thank you for the love homie, Groot and I appreciate it! (Groot is my crested gecko's name, btw).
I am in fact a DILF enjoyer and someone pointed out that it makes Rhys look older and now my brain is thirsting for all aspects of Rhys Strongfork. I love him. He's so silly and such a goober, just like me lmao.
But you have not yet! I will definitely make you one homie 👹 I have been waiting for someone to request a Mordecai NSFT alphabet, and what better person to request that than you 🤭
Mordecai NSFT Alphabet:
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Mordecai does his best to coddle you after having sex with you. Though some nights he might be too tired to and sort of forget. He'll still have a lazy arm drapped over your waist and mutter some term of endearment before pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder and falling asleep. What can he say? He's a tired guy.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Partners: I full heartedly think if you have boobs he will be all over them. He is definitely a tits man. If you don't have any, though. He's definitely going for your thighs. For something that he likes that isn't considered sexual, he would have to go for your eyes. He just loves looking at them and how they sparkle.
Himself: He loves his hair. he may not take care of it all the time, but he gets super defensive if anyone even suggests that he cuts it. Bonus points if you wash his hair for him, it gives him even more of a reason to like it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He's not too picky where he cums. He will do it about anywhere you ask or suggest. If you don't have any suggestions, he'll probably just cum on your stomach or chest. Or your back depending on the position. For the most part, he tries to use a condom though.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 
One of his favorite things is when he's practicing shooting and you blow him. It gives him a nice challenge to try and focus on his target.
He's also a big fantasizer and a bit of a perv, so if you wear even the slightest bit of revealing clothes he will be staring and thinking about it later that night.
 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I would say that he is fairly experienced. He seems to have a charm to him that gives off that he's been with a few people in a sexual aspect. Plus, we know he has been with Moxxi, at least. At the same time though, I feel like he gets too attached to people and he may have only been with a few. I still think he is a little experienced at least. He knows what he's doing and he is not afraid to ask what makes you feel good. He knows everyone is different.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary: He loves the intimacy behind it and he can use it to his leverage. It can be a style that's basic for most, but Mordecai can find a way to spice it up. Whether it be with his bedroom talk, or how he holds you down to binds you to the bed. He's not one to say no to a little bondage.
Spooning: He gets a little lazy sometimes, so this is another favorite of his. Plus, again, the intimacy behind it speaks volumes for him. The ability to hold you against him while he makes love with you. He loves it.
Up against furniture: He loves pushing you against things to fuck you. The desperation behind it. How animalistic the both of you can get when your both just aching for the same thing from each other. It drives him insane and he's almost always resorting to fucking you against something. Whether it be in the comfort of your home, or somewhere for public and less familiar, depending on the situation.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
I would say that it depends on his mood a lot, whether if he's funny or not. He likes to tease and drop a couple jokes here or there to ease the tension if the both of you are a little awkward when doing the do. But if this is him letting out his frustration and fucking you to teach you something (with consent of course). Or if it is him fucking you to show you how much you mean to him, he is definitely being a lot more serious in the situation.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I would say that he tries his best to be groomed, but he gets a little messy down there at times. When he is with you he tries, but sometimes you have to remind him or drop a hint. Or he has to mentally remind himself. He's an alcoholic and shows signs of depression. He gets lost in his thoughts and the last thing on his mind is hygiene when in a bad state of mind. Plus, he lets being a vault hunter get the best of him at times. He tries to be well kept, but between work and his mental state, it gets a little unruly down there at times. Honestly. You're just lucky if he's remembering to bathe and brush his teeth. Not that he chooses to be dirty, he just can't help it. His life style and habits drain the life out of him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He does his best, truly. He can be romantic, and damn good at it if he tries. Especially if you aren't a fluent Spanish speaker. His knowledge on Spanish is something that he takes to his advantage when seducing partners. He can also be quite clumsy when it comes to seduction and romance, but truthfully, that's what gives him his charm. More times than not.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
It's a hit or miss. He mostly does it when he's feeling down in the dumps, in an attempt to feel something, but more times than not it just makes him anxious and hate himself afterwards so he tries to avoid masturbating. When the two of you get together he finds himself doing it a bit more if the both of you are apart for long amounts of time. He typically just waits to get back to you before resorting to masturbation. He still has a guilty conscious and tends to have negative thoughts about himself after he does it. Even if you give him the ok.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage: He likes tying you up and having his way with you. He loves that you can put so much trust into him that he can just go to town on your body however he wants and pleases to.
Giving oral: He could quite literally die in between your legs and be totally okay with it. Something about giving you head and seeing the way your eyes roll into the back of your head gets him off more than you could imagine.
Blindfolding: Again, it has to do with trust, but he likes this as well. The fact that you can trust him enough that you'll let him blindfold you. He especially loves it if you allow him to tie you up as well.
Marking: Mordecai loves leaving any trace of him on you that he can. His cologne, bite marks, hickeys, scratches, you name it. He gets worked up throughout the day if you're near him in public and he can smell that you spritzed some of his cologne on you, or if he can see a mark on your neck and he catches people staring at it. He loves letting the world know that you're his.
Hair pulling: He loves it if you yank on his hair. If the both of you are together and he's teasing you, playing hard to get, and you just yank on his hair and give him a look. Oh, oh. He's showing you the time of your life. You've most definitely got his attention.
Pain: He himself has a slight pain kink. He likes it when you scratch and bite on his skin. If you slap his ass or pinch him trying to get his attention it's definitely going to work.
Hate Fucking: I couldn't think of any other way to describe it besides that. He likes it when the both of you are running off pure emotions and adrenaline. Whether you are both mad at each other, or mad at people unrelated to one another, you're both fucking like animals to let the stress out and he loves it. When going through the stuff with Jack this is when he get's the roughest in this department. Especially after losing Bloodwing. He's just so mad and lost,
Edging: He loves it. Th way you moan and cry while you plead for him to just let you cum. It's truly something else.
Overstimulation: He just loves watching you try and push him away when you cry out that it's too much. Every making you cum over and over. It makes him feel accomplished in more ways than one.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's not a picky guy. He likes the safety of one of your guys' homes. Or a place where no one can peer, but he doesn't;t necessarily have a set location. Now his favorite thing to fuck you on? Probably the wall or over a table. Having to trust the sturdiness of both items from his thrusts and his hands that have a habit of slamming into things beside you. He's definitely accidentally hit and left a dent in the wall before and the both of you laughed about it after. He just has so many things pent up and his hands have to do something. He tries to suppress it and it resorts in the heels or fists of his hands hitting the table or wall beside you. He'd never hit you though, so don't worry.
Knife Play: It may take him a bit to warm up to the idea, but he does end up enjoying it. He loves the trust that it behind it, and he also likes that he could easily mark you for life with it. Whether he actually cuts you or not is up to you and if you ask. He mostly likes holding the blade to your skin to add to the excitement of things.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Literally anything can get this guy going. Your tone of voice, batting your eyes, making a suggestive comment, a lingering touch. If you want to skip his teasing from playing out all day, though. Pull his hair, take control and tell him what you want and that you want him. Kiss him hard or flaunt a mark he left on you by wearing a low collard shirt. He'll go crazy.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He would never hit you. He's not into the thought of hurting you, especially not hitting. He's a scrawny guy, but he is a sniper. He's got some muscle and would hate to hurt you.
Degredation: He is normally in a bad mental state 90% of the time. So he will not tolerate being degraded and he will also not put up with degrading you either
Anything with bodily fluids besides spit or cum: He might be a messy guy at times, but that's crossing a line for him. He can't handle it.
You being drunk: Him being drunk is one thing, but he will not have sex with you if you are intoxicated. Unless the both of you have agreed to it before you got drunk. He just doesn't like it and feels like he is taking advantage of you. He hates it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving: This is definitely his preference. He would ask you to sit on his face anytime you had to sit down if he could. He loves it. He loves giving you head. It excites him and pleasures him just from the sight and sounds that you show him while he pleasures you. He's also super good at doing it, too.
Receiving: He will never complain if you want to return the favor, though. He especially loves receiving after a long hard day. When he just wants to relax and let loose.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He prefers to go at a faster and rougher pace, but take his time with you. He loves edging you to the point of tears. Overstimulation is also something that he is particularly good at doing to you. He only really goes slow and sensual when he's feeling particularly vulnerable and sentimental.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He loves quickies. He's like a rabbit when it comes to sex. He's fucking you any chance that he's got and that you'll allow him to.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is super game to experiment! He loves trying new things with you, just let him know everything that's going on before you do it. Or else he may be more reluctant.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can go for about 2-5 rounds. It really depends on how tired he is and what sort of mood he is in. He has breaks in between the rounds, of course. He can last quite a while for the mostt part as well, too.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's not too fond of them. I personally don't think that he takes a liking to them since he'd rather use his hands or his mouth if you want different stimulation. If you asked he might look into it, that doesn't mean he's using the toys, though.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Mordecai loves teasing. It's one of his best traits in the foreplay department. Plus, just everyday life. He'd tease you until you're pouting and begging if he could. He likes drawing things out and seeing how you'll react when you get sick of his bullshit.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He tries not to be loud. Mostly just grunts and pants, he can get a little vocal though. More whiney and verbal on the nights that he just can't hold back.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves it when you hold him after sex. He's not used to having someone taking care of him, and he loves when he feels your arms wrap around him and pull you snug against him. Even if he just got done fucking you into oblivion. He loves the serenity and domestic feeling behind it. If you play with his hair he's a goner and never letting you go. He's passing out with your fingers tangled in his hair while his arms are clinging onto you, one way or another.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Up to you to imagine.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has a fairly high sex drive after the two of you get together. Before and/or after he's not too worried about sex. It's only when he has a partner to fantasize and romanticize about that his sex drive sky rockets.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He falls asleep real quick. He gets drained super easily after sex, so he'll often times pass out without remembering to take care of you or himself in the process. That's another reason why he likes it when you hold him. It lets him know you understand that he's just a tired baby.
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brick-a-doodle-do · 11 months
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What’s the new idea??
ALSO HOW WAS THE GHOST HUNTING?!
it was a 3 am (1:30 am) thought and i am SO happy i remembered bc i was so tired i didnt want to write anything down
anyways i was talking with my uncle earlier in the day about believing in ghosts blah blah and he taught me about the multi-verse theory for a ghost's existence which is pretty much the thought of someone from another reality glitching or inputing things into this reality! and as i am a multi-verse enthusiast i enjoyed this idea quite a bit,,,,
SO my idea is that a borrower is living in an old abandoned house. just completely run down and not even remotely historical or really anything special. the old owners left and no one's been there since.
and so this borrower doesn't really know or try to entertain the idea of ghosts, but they do know that there's fucking startling things happening around the house. voices, noises, even occasionally a warp in the atmosphere. things will feel like they're touching the borrower or walking past them.
and yet there doesn't seem to be any kind of cat or raccoon that's around. no humans (except for the occasional trespassing teenagers). nothing. just some bugs that occasionally blend in with the scares.
and on the opposite end, in another reality, there's a human who's convinced they're haunted. there's constantly little scurries in the walls and occasionally voices or even things that constantly go missing right under their nose. there's no evidence of bugs (and believe them they've looked)
very similar to ff1970 but better. also not sad. might do tallerduo or twinsduo for this if i ever finish my 234858912 other things to do </3
more under cut (talking about ghost tour :D)
first off it was AMAZING. loved it. ghost enthusiasts can be a bit much sometimes but honestly it didn't even matter
i see all the time on ghost hunting shows them sitting down criss-cross with the equiptment all around them and a spirit box in the middle and actually getting to do that felt so surreal i know i'm definitely overexaggerating the coolness of it (i felt like it was AMAZING but i think my perception of things is pretty eager) but GOD it was cool.
but the spirit box is annoying as shit
hhhh we went to two places for like 2 hours each and the first place was definitely my favorite,,, lots of area to cover n all and also i got to mess around with some toys up in the attic so i was definitely occupied,,,,
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(you can see i had a great time)
also it was very calm up there. it was so mf quiet that it wasn't even scary it was just peaceful as hell :D
the second place was an old school house which i think was a little bit more neutral, but it was still very calm. got jumpscared by jesus though dsshdfsh and hhhhh we sat in silence for a while and got a pic where it looked like i was balding lmaooo
but other than that no activity or anything which is what i expected
ALTHOUGH some guys got some activity in the kitchen which was conveniently when i told my uncle to knock on the wall while we were upstairs to see if anything would respond 😭😭😭
and the fooooog it was so heavy it was amazing >>:)))))
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thas it tho. i wont go as into detail about stuff as i did with my family sjdsjd. but it was lots of fun, definitely worth the wait!!!!
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robinofgothamcity · 2 years
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"damn, I see you still kick it with them opp bitches I'm the only reason that your goofy-ass got bitches all them hoes wanna look like me bitch most likely only fucking you just to spite me but please don't get it twisted, I ain't tripping."
♡ character: eddie kingston / slight mjf
♡ pronouns used: she / her
♡ note: not checked for grammar or spelling mistakes / finally got to write for my new york king and i'm so happy about it and i swear my next fic will be the last one for max for a while lmaooo
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you shook your head right in disbelief as you watched the monitor showing you mjf's heated discussion with cm punk. you knew max loved what he did but he threw low blows when it benefitted him and sometimes you were the one who was at the end of the joke. not shawn, not anyone who was forced to participate in his stupid storyline but you.
"how do you deal with that?" kiera asked you as you shrugged, not really knowing how to respond, "when you've been with max as long as i have, you kind of get used to it. it does get tiring, don't get me wrong, but i don't really have a choice."
kiera shook her head not believing your words, "come on, you're one of the greatest on the roster and you think your only chance to shine is with him?" you sighed going down on your chair trying to change the conversation, "have you ever thought that others might be here to help you? even take you under their wing?"
you knew she made a point. you had met max in the indies, the two of you forming a tag team before either of you signed to aew but once the two of you officially signed, you knew you'd be max's manager.
"who'd be willing to do that? the baddie's have enough members and i'm not really close to anyone here," you replied. kiera didn't respond as she knew you were in a bit of a standstill, "still watching that idiot?" you heard the thick new york accent coming from behind you. you turned over to eddie, your mood instantly turning around, "hey kingston! what're you doing here? i thought you didn't have a match on the card tonight?"
kiera stood off to the side, half watching your interaction and half still still trying to figure out what your next move could be, "why don't you team up with him? i bet cm punk would love to make max's life hell by you siding with him," eddie gagged at the sound of cm punk's name but didn't say anything.
"nah, that dog collar match was more than enough to not get me involved," you replied, still not believing the amount of blood those two lost that sunday night, "what're you guys talking about? that doesn't matter, let's go!" max's voice interrupted the conversation, rather loudly you had to add.
you rolled your eyes but eddie was the one who stood up, "listen to the lady for one god damn time in your life," he yelled back just as loud. max let out a chuckle, basically stating that he wasn't going to even bother with eddie, "max, i'm busy. better yet, weren't you the one that said "you don't need some slut you found on the indies running behind you" and "i can do fine on my own" or am i hearing things?"
max scoffed, "you're really mad about that? let's go and we can talk about it later," you shook your head no, remaining in your spot, "i'll stay right here," you were standing by this point but you were still in the middle of eddie and kiera who didn't know what to do besides back you up.
"you need me." "i need a fucking therapist after the years i spent with you."
eddie tried to suppress his laugh, as did kiera, but the two couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughed. you knew this was going to upset max a lot more than you had intended but you were on a roll.
"don't call me when you're buried in with the low cards and i have the aew world title," this time it was your turn to laugh, "remember what you punk told you?" max's eyebrows fluttered in anger, "the only time you'll be number one is when you're married to tony's family." you knew the night that punk told max that he'd never be champion unless he married his way in, he was hurt and that was to put it lightly.
eddie let out another belting laugh not believing you told max that to his face. max walked away, anger seething through his body as wardlow walked in, giving you a high five. you knew michael was on his way to start his feud with max but he never expected you to do the same. the way he saw it, you looked like you were going to be with max forever.
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weeks passed as max was now in full swing in his feud with michael. you were working your way through a tournament to be the number one contender for the women's championship. you were facing julia hart tonight and you knew you had to be prepare for it.
"watch out, max might interrupt your match to make you lose," michael said as you were bandaging your wrists, "he'd be a real idiot to do that," you replied as you saw eddie walking into the locker room.
"got that stupid coffee of yours," he said handing you the steaming cup of starbucks coffee. you smiled, grabbing it from him, "take care of her. she's like a sister." michael stated as he got up to leave. you threw him a towel from your locker space as he dodged it with ease.
you had been associating yourself with eddie, santana, and ortiz after your fallout with max. you were just rolling in the back of the group, helping them when they needed an extra push of help.
it was very surprising to many to see you with eddie. from an outsiders perspective, it looked like the two of you weren't even friends. you were always with max and michael so when you walked out with eddie, holding a nail covered bat and backing him up against the jericho appreciation society, people questioned where the partnership had came from.
max on the other hand saw it coming from the minute you broke off your partnership with him. eddie was there that night with kiera and he couldn't believe that you would actually associate yourself with someone like eddie when you had him by your side.
"nervous?" eddie asked. you waved it off, "never. julia has her own problems with house of black and varsity blonds. this is an easy win for me," you said. eddie nodded proudly, "see, ain't this better than being with that fuckin' piece of shit?"
"tell me about it," you joked taking another sip of your coffee. you were tightening your belt on your jeans as eddie sat next to you in comfortable silence, "you guys walking me out?" eddie nodded as he told you that santana and ortiz were more than excited to help you out tonight.
"this means a lot. i know i wasn't even supposed to be with you but i didn't really know what to do after i left max and you guys kinda just accepted me," you confessed. eddie shook your comment off, "you worked your ass off to be here and you deserve it."
you looked up to eddie as you had been laying your head on his lap. something about eddie's colored eyes mesmerized you. you knew eddie didn't open up to a lot of people so it was surprising that he was so vulnerable with you, "you really need to take credit for your work ethic," eddie on.
you brought eddie down for a kiss, not caring if someone walked in or not. he let out an amused chuckle but deepened the kiss knowing he felt the same feelings you clearly had for him. the kisses between max and eddie were very different.
max had this smugness to his kisses. it was like he forced himself to kiss you each time you did but eddie was very different. his were soft and slightly rough. he had a hand on your stomach and held it with a stern grip. he knew he couldn't be too rough considering your gear did show your stomach and he didn't want others to think something else.
"letting out all your emotions, huh?" eddie asked jokingly. you shoved him to let yourself up as you noticed your phone alarming you that it was almost time for your match, "come on kingston, i got a match to win," you stated.
the two of you walked out of the locker room as you pulled on your jean jacket. santana had helped you tighten your bandana before one of the producers said you only had a minute before your match. you noticed max sitting in the back seemingly trying to blend in with the producers which alerted your red flags.
"stay ringside i feel like max might pull some shit," you told the three as your theme rang off through the speakers. you walked out to the crowd cheering you on as eddie walked next to you and santana and ortiz walked behind, "do well out there sweetheart," eddie said as you jumped into the ring.
you noticed julia's very unamused look on her face practically stating to put her out of her misery so she could leave and not deal with brian or griff on her side.
"come on ( your name )," eddie screamed from the side as you got to flip julia onto the mat. you went to grab her leg to tap her out but the commotion from the side of the ring made you realize that what michael had said was true. max really wanted to ruin your chances, "pay attention to your match!" eddie yelled to try and not make you worry.
julia had managed to get you into a headlock instantly making you want to tap but hearing max's cackles from ringside made shove julia away of you. you threw her to the ropes as she hit them with a hard thud giving you enough time to get to max.
you got on top of the turnbuckle and jumped off with a kick to max's face. he flew against the railing making eddie yell in support. you were quick to get up as you realized that your match against julia was still going on.
julia still looked a bit out of it but you on the other hand were running off of pure spite against max. you grabbed julia by the arm and did a german suplex to end the match. you knew julia didn't care for her loss with varsity blonds so you instantly looked down to max who was still on the ground getting a beating from eddie, santana, and ortiz.
you grabbed a mic from the producers as you bent over the top rope to look at max.
"well max? didn't i tell you? i'd become something even without you by my side," you screamed, "and it looks like i'll have a chance at the title before you do which is very ironic considering backstage you had told me that you'd be world champ before i became one. you aren't shit without me or wardlow and it's showing. you have shawn chasing your shadow which is embarrassing because it's shawn. with eddie, santana, and ortiz by my side, you'll be buried in the low cards right alongside shawn."
by the time you finished your speech, the crowd was cheering for you as loud as they could as eddie stood next to you. you smiled at him as he grabbed your hand discreetly and held it for support.
"so you can replace me with another girl, you can try and intimidate me with someone else on the roster by that won't change the fact that i'm becoming a number one contender for the women's title and you're going to be fighting for your life against wardlow later tonight and yes i've noticed that the girls you've been trying to make me jealous with look eerily similar to me and it's kind of embarrassing. next time try not to make it so noticeable."
you blew him a kiss before getting out the ring and walking away, feeling like you were on top of the world with eddie by your side.
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buddhajesuschrusthole · 4 months
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Hey everybody on tumblr (or whatever this damn fucking app is called ) - I am not a hip youngster anymore I am 25 years old and have never used this shit!
But anyway - hello!
I will be sharing today - one of my favorite things - advice on manifesting what you want to happen for you in this lifetime!
So! Without further adue- (is that how you spell it, French people?) Here is my blog on the subject! (At least for tonight haha, today is November 17th , 2023!)
So - manifesting! Have you heard of that term? It means - “bringing into reality / making your dreams come true!”
Manifesting your dreams therefore means - you guessed it - bringing your dreams from the dream realm - into your real life realm! (Turning your fantasy into reality!)
I’m serious, dawg! It’s happened to me - so that’s how I know! - So I don’t want to hear it! Lol! Jk - but I mean it tho!
So - I have manifested many-a-thing. Including - my dream boyfriend! (YES , I mean it - like he is the LITERAL GUY I wanted for SO LONG - the man I fantasized about in bed - before it actually happened! OMG - crazy - right!? NO! Because it’s fucking real! Now listen dawg…)
So here’s the story - so - years ago - I had wished for a guy with long hair down to his ass - a gorgeous one - that I literally would marry!
(We didn’t get married yet but that’s not the point!)
Years after I wished for that (YES, YEARS AFTER), I met this guy at work - named Devon (I literally remember thinking in bed one day - years before this happened - that his name would start with a damn D?!! WTF!!) - and was soooo cute! I loved him aaaaaaaaaaa! He was literally so adorable, I can’t even tell you!
But anyway - he was my type - shy - quiet - an asshole! Hahahha - just kidding Devon, I love you! No, but - maybe a lil bit. Lmao! (Sorry baby - I love you!)
But anyway he looked exactly like the kind of guy I would want to date tbh! So ummmm, so I talked to him as much as I could, even though he scared the shit out of me! He just had this intense stare of like - hate towards everybody - lmaooo! I can’t explain it but - if you experienced it before - then you probably know what I’m talking about haha!
He was just like - very anti-social and quiet - but I liked him anyway! Every time I talked to him - he was always nice to me! So that’s good haha!
Except for that one time at work - where I asked him where the cheese was during a rush (we worked in a kitchen at BDubs) - and we went in the walk-in fridge and he started kicking shit out of anger - and then I cried because I was scared that he hated me (he didn’t see that tho…) Oopsie Devon! You bitch! Lmao! Jk - I still love you!
Except for that one time - he was a really nice guy! Ummmm, so far hahaha!
But then after two weeks of working with him he walked-out and quit! Oh no! Fuck! He was the hottest guy at work and then I was so disappointed and mad tbh, lmaooo! Mostly because I had to do his job and mine - two weeks into my new fucking job - ahhhh!!!!!
I didn’t even know how to make nachos - and they still had me do it - all by myself - even in a rush! WTF!!! I had just started!!! Those bastards couldn’t hire someone!? Fine! So I did it all by myself!!!! (I’m serious - I was so mad wtf!)
But anyway - a few months go by - then I walk out too! Cuz I’m tired of working two peoples jobs - when I literally asked them to hire my two friends - and they just wouldn’t! WTF!
So yeah! That’s why I quit that one~! Hahahaha…
But! I think a few more months go by - or weeks!? I don’t even remember hahahaha I’m so sorry - but - it wasn’t too long…
But one night - I was thinking about Devon - in bed - by myself - and I was like damn - he was so cute! I miss him! - and I was taking out loud to myself and I went “Well, if he liked me, I’m sure he’d let me know!”
AND I SHIT YOU NOT!!!! I SHIT YOU NOT - he literally followed me on my instagram - THE NEXT MORNING! LMAOOO!! NO FUCKING WAY!
Yes, it’s true - this is the fucking facts of my life y’all! It’s literally all over my old YouTube channel!
That moment is what you’d call a serendipitous synchronicity! A moment of WTF and mystery - and a moment of - how the fuck is this even happening right now!? (It kind of felt like a dream I’m NGL!)
And the rest I’m going to keep from you - because it took about a year for us to get together - but I blocked him two weeks after he followed me - because I messaged him and we started taking but then he pissed me off - so I blocked him and cried about it!
But yeah - before that happened - me and him planned to meet at the park - but we couldn’t find each other (and I had to walk there.) But that’s not why I blocked him, so - blocked him because he pissed me off because I told him I liked him - and then he told me he wasn’t ready for a relationship right now (he kept talking about his ex gf and how much he missed her prior to this - and told me that he was crying blah blah blah.) (That was his only gf so I am giving him a fucking break in this one, but still - goddamn bitch!)
They had broken up a few years prior to that so I was like - wow. But they were together for three years and I can’t even imagine being in a relationship that long - so I can’t sympathize 100 percent… but I tried, goddamn it!
But yeah - I blocked him because of that ( even though I probably shouldn’t have told him I liked him the day after he cried to me about his ex gf, I think he just needed a friend tbh - but I wasn’t being a friend - I was being a thirsty bitch! Hahaha goddamn it!)
But to be fair he was flirting with me and it really mad me angry! So yeah! Kudos to past me! Muahahahha!
But anyway - even though he was a beautiful guy - I blocked his ass and cried about it immediately after - because after I blocked him - I unblocked him but then found out that he blocked me, too. (To be fair , after I told him I liked him I went ahead and told him I would just go fuck this other guy instead (he was hot too…))
Goddamn, maybe I was a damn bitch….oh well.
But anyway!
Me and that other guy met one time (I think it was a few days after or something, but we never saw each other again, and no we didn’t fuck, just hung out and shit, didn’t even kiss the guy.)
But yeah. So that’s why I blocked him ~!
But then! After that second guy kind of hurt me because he didn’t text me back after we hung out (maybe it’s because I pointed out this girls choker in his fucking car!?) IDK if he had a gf or what but - ew.
I was like sad and shit - but then I was like - fuck men! So I stayed single after that.
I just wanted my soulmate tbh.
But honestly - the dating sites weren’t working - and I was bored.
So I messaged Devon on his Facebook account like (two to four) months after I blocked him hahaha!
He didn’t reply for two weeks - but then he saw it and replied ( I think he didn’t see it because we weren’t friends - either that or he was ignoring me but idc I understand tbh!)
But he messaged me back and we started talking - I tried not to be clingy this time - but when I wanted him to message me first - he didn’t. So I was like wow, why should I message you first if you don’t message me first!? The fuck!
But I don’t think that technique worked… because I went a few weeks without messaging him - and then I messaged him once after that and I saw that he had blocked me.
I was like “NOoOoOooO!!!” And I cried - I’m sorry I’m just a sappy lil bitch tbh - even though it’s my own fault cuz I blocked the guy first!
Hahahhaha oh lord.
But anyway - I cried for a few days because I still had a crush on him and all that… but after that happened - I told myself that he just needed time. I told myself that he was going through something and wouldn’t just block me out of nowhere for nothing. (Which ended up being the truth - he was indeed going through something.)
So - months and months and months go by - maybe six months? Seven months? I don’t know how many! Maybe five? I’m not good at math nor time - sorry folks.
But anyway - months go by - and during those months - I was vigorously masterbating to him.
Yes, I mean every damn day!
I mean it.
But anyway - I imagined him massaging me in my bed with lotion all over my back - making it nice and relaxing and romantic.
I imagined him eating me out and plowing the shit out of my vagina hole.
And I mean it, too!
Anyway - I told myself not to worry - and that if he really liked me that much - that he would unblock me eventually.
Low and behold - the day comes - I’m browsing my Facebook messenger - and I see his bubble was online!
I was like - why would his bubble be online to me if he has me blocked still - that seems dumb.
So I clicked on his bubble and it took me to his profile - which wouldn’t happen if you’re blocked. (IK you already know this, ladies and gentlemen, hahaha jk!)
But anyway - I clicked on it and I was so happy because I was like OMG no way - he finally unblocked me after how many months!?
So I didn’t message him that day - I waited for him to do - which was unrealistic and he didn’t end up doing anything - so like a week or two goes by and then I decide to message him!
I was like “Hey Devon - so - why did you block me - I thought I told you that I was going through some emotional stuff and I thought you had forgiven me for that already?”
Then he said something like “Yeah I’m sorry - I don’t really know why I did that.”
And I was like “Sure you do, buddy! I know I blocked you first and I know it’s my own fault - but I’m very sorry and I hope you understand that I liked you and wanted to be your friend - I was just going through a lot emotionally at the time.”
And he told me he understood, and he told me something along the lines of “I think you are a wonderful person - I am sorry if I hurt you - I didn’t mean to.”
And inside I felt so happy because I thought that was sweet…
So we talked - and talked - and talked - and then every day after that - I messaged him - not caring who was first to do it anymore. I guess I just liked him that much or something haha. But he always messaged me back and didn’t leave me on read or anything.
So that’s good.
So I think a month of that goes by - and then I finally ask him if he wants to hang out with me - and he says yes.
(Remember when I told you I couldn’t find him at the park? He thought I stood him up - and I thought he had stood me up, too. That was also before I told him I liked him. Probably not a good plan to tell him after that , and the fact that he cried about his ex the night before. But whatever - I was thirsty - he was hot - what can I say? LMAO And guys - he did tell me he thought I was very attractive (before I blocked him and before he blocked me lol) - so I know he didn’t think I was ugly so that’s definitely not it.)
So here is another weird coincidence : also called a serendipitous moment - also called a synchronicity - meaning that we are synchronized!
Before the day we hung out - I had asked myself - “what would that moment be like?”
So, I had imagined that moment - and guess what? The very thing I had imagined and hoped for - became the ultimate reality that day that we hung out.
To the very T.
(Which is also why it weirds me out a little - but it’s also very beautiful - if you ask me~!)
I mean to the damn T - the energy was the same - and before we hung out I hoped that he would ask to buy me a coffee (which he did ask me if he could get me one one day!) Plus - I had hoped that he would hang out with me every week after that (which he had said to me - something along the lines of: “We should make it a tradition to see each other every week, or something.”)
But yeah now we’re dating.
(We didn’t get to see each other every week after that - but we did see each other - and I am very happy that he’s a blessing in my life now. He is a dream come true and I have told him this - and he had also told me that he had sex dreams about me and about us dating before it actually happened.)
We were friends for a few months after we first hung out - and then I told him: (“What are we doing here? I like you. And I need to know if you like me too. And if not , tell me now.”)
Then he told me he was confused too and then we talked about it - and then I invited him to a sleepover. The rest is personal - but honestly we’re dating now. So the rest is history.
However, he does remind me of a character I made up in my head, whom I said had long dark hair, and who would be my husband one day.
Like I said - this was so many years ago - probably about four or so years ago that I made up that fantasy.
And I told myself he’d like to read too - which he does! Which is crazy to me! Now all I have to do is make him gothic and he will literally be the exact match to my fantasy many years ago. (He does like gothic stuff so I don’t think that’ll be too hard.)
But yeah that’s the story of me and my boyfriend - omg I missed a detail!
I remember - the day after we officially got together - the next day Devon had told me that his brother had got an engagement ring for his girlfriend and that he was going to ask her to marry her!
I just thought that was significant since - like I said - this guy reminds me of my fantasy that I had of a husband. LMAOOO!
But yeah! Thanks for reading and listening to my story! Leave a like and follow for more manifesting stories - I have lots - even scary bits! :D
Also look up my YouTube if you’re interested - Buddha Jesus Chrusthole (Infinite Butthole Jesus)!
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multifandomslxt · 6 months
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Fellow squirter here 👋🏽 imma be honest with you, I’m not too sure how this even happens. Well, I kinda do. Some people just have the ability to do so. The same lubricant used to wet our vaginas is what is seen when someone squirts. It’s not urine at all. The urinary and reproductive system are separated (I’m not assuming you don’t know this but there’s a lot of misinformation on what the substance is so just in case!). This is my experience with squirting:
1. I squirt a lil when I’m starting to get wet. That’s just how my cooch decides to lubricate itself. I actually remember a guy had his thigh in between my bare legs and cooch while we were kissing and I literally squirted on it. I saw the wet spot on his skin and everything and I FELT the squirt leave my cooch. He did too 🤭 it’s like a lil skeet skeet. A squirt squirt. Nothing crazy. It’s not a splash zone yet
2. I have squirted in a mf’s face while getting head. Not necessarily when I was having an orgasm but just while I was getting super super wet. I released quite a bit ngl. The dude’s beard was SOAKED okay? I was embarrassed 🙈 I didn’t feel it actually that’s the funny thing. I kissed him and was like “wow your beard is wet tf” and then he told me I squirted while he was down there. He said he saw the squirts come out, like they weren’t small they were visible…
3. I’ve squirted while having an orgasm…I made myself do it three times?? It felt very nice. Clit and finger combo works best. It genuinely does feel like a build up both like you’re boutta have an orgasm but also like you’re going to pee. Craziest release ever I’m so serious. The mf with the beard also made me squirt from his fingers!! It was heaven.
4. One thing to keep in mind is that when folks with coochies don’t fuck for a loooong time, when they’re finally hooking up with someone, that cooch tends to go into overdrive to lubricate itself. That’s normal like hello. HOWEVER…if you’re a squirter?!? Good luck, Charlie! You’ll probably start squirting in crazy amounts 😭 not even reaching an orgasm yet. You’re just WET AF. Coochie overflowing like somebody left the faucet on NO LIL KIM!!! It can be kind of embarrassing. This is why I soaked that man’s beard tbh. My friend was telling me how he was fingering his gf who hadn’t fucked in five years. She hadnt nutted YET but she soaked up his arm. She was like “Omg I have never squirted so much before.” It’s serious 😭 also, it’s not overwhelming for the person because we don’t even be feeling it fr. Again, that’s just how some coochies lubricate themselves. The orgasm is different than the lubrication in terms of feeling. The orgasm squirt can actually tire somebody out and knock them to sleep. Straight up.
If you wanna squirt: fingering and clit rubbing/sucking combo works <<<
wait cuz i thought we only squirt when we orgasm lmaooo
I'm not gonna lie the wet beard story made me laugh but thank you so much sweetheart for letting me know how that shit works<3333
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softpine · 1 year
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 🎵 my first taste of looove, woahhh bittersweet :’(
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that’s not a dumb question at all !! it’s actually a little bit of both. in the beginning, matt was in such disbelief about actually dating stevie that he was happy to go at whatever pace she wanted. he thought stevie would get tired of him quickly, so he was just enjoying whatever time he had with her. but as time went on, stevie ended up trusting him more, which means he saw more of what’s going on in stevie’s life & her past, and he started feeling like he might be in over his head. matt just wasn’t prepared for how serious things have gotten in stevie’s life lately.
so, long story short: in the beginning, he was ready for either a casual or serious relationship, but when he realized just how serious it could be, he started to backpedal.
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AHHH that’s the highest compliment, that’s exactly what i hoped to accomplish!! 💖💖 i always worry that i spoil too much in asks and stuff, but as i’m always saying, it’s about the journey, not the destination!
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omg yes that’s the perfect way to describe matt right now! “I thought we would have more fun together, but... we don’t really.” is probably the most immature thing matt has said, but i can’t even fault him for it, because they are so young. matt isn’t a bad person for wanting a fun, casual relationship at 17. it just majorly sucks for stevie, especially given the abrupt way that everything happened :((
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lmaoooo i know 😭 it’s because he genuinely thought this was going to be a totally amicable breakup. he knew stevie has been acting weird for the past few weeks, and he sorta thought it was because she was trying to let him down easy. this is how it would’ve gone in matt’s head:
matt: hey i brought you this frog
stevie: that’s cool thanks. but i think our relationship has run its course
matt: true 👍🏽
stevie: still friends though?
matt: yep
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oh no that’s not actually happening!! no one is cheating on anyone! i wrote that out a long time ago because i really really just don’t want to write cheating into my story, and i found another effective way to get the outcome i needed :) i’ll share more info when we’ve gotten past the point where it would’ve happened!
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wait do you not consider asa and finn to be good men fjskdjsd ? i get it though, i’m so sad for her 😭 the thing about matt is that even after all of this, he isn’t a bad guy. he truly wanted the best for stevie. all the times where he comforted her or got her out of a bad situation still means something, it still matters, even if the relationship ends badly. “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”....... but stevie is obviously not there yet lol
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he actually did mean “i love you” in a romantic way, just like stevie, but he doesn’t think it’s enough to make their relationship work. i don’t want to get into it toooo much, because matt will talk about it later, but he very much does love stevie! but..... yeah 😭 hug your dog extra for me jfksjds
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i’m sorry to all the matt/stevie supporters out there lmaooo i’m ruining everything 😭 i genuinely feel so sad because i loved them too ;-;
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oops i didn’t see this in time, i pretty much covered it in this response!! aside from the stuff that i can’t tell you yet :P
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show up at my house and we’ll cry together because i’m pissed too fjksjds
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godddd i know :(((((( i literally want to scoop her up in a bear hug and never let go fjskjds thank you so much for reading 💖
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omg speaking abt exposure.. imagine the bonedo boys/8turn boys accidentally letting ur name slip during a live 🙊
I CAN LITERALLY ENVISION WOONHAK SITTING DOWN WITH LIKE GONGFOURZ, AND HES JUST TELLING THE FANS ABOUT HIS DAY AND HE GOES “oh yeah! yn bought me this jacket, i’m wearing it right now!” AND TAESAN JUST WHIPPING HIS HEAD TOWARDS WOONHAKS DIRECTION SO FAST. leehan slowly turns to him, then back at the tablet with a 🙂.
it’ll be even funnier if woonhak fails to notice and he continues rambling.. i feel like woonhaks the type of guy to treat a live like a family videocall. like he’s so used to calling his sister or his parenrs and just ranting abt you, so he just (accidentally) does it live.
so with YUNGYU i believe he’s the type of guy to normally facetime you whenever he can. like hes eating dinner? yeah he’d call. he just woke up and is about to do some skincare? pick up the phone. sometimes when you’re too tired, he’d just ask yes or no questions. or he’d just talk about his day.
“right omi? this outfit looks good for today?”
“omi! i had some street food with seungheon.. of course yoonsung wanted some so he came along..”
“omiii i miss youuu”
unfortunately, when hes live he also tends to fall back on his habits on facetime. when he’d be spoiling talking about a comeback, he’d be like
“im so excited for you to hear it, omi!”
the staff behind the screen just blankly stare at him and try to direct him to another topic before suspicions arouse. normally, someone would be freaked out they accidentally released their relationship to the public.. but for some reason theres a little grin creeping up on his face.
MINHO would panic, but fortunately jaeyun was on the live with him and said that the person minho mentioned was a distant relative.
“me and yn tried this filter last night..”
“yn is minhos cousin!”
but when the agency allows for the relationship to be public, and minho mentions your name.. fans would be REALLY confused on why hes dating his cousin.. then theres the 15% of the turnings who speculated the name yn was definitely his gf and NOT his cousin. (i love minho sobs)
jisung sneak..
jisung would be on a live while at your apartment, he frequently gets questions like,
“marry me jisung!” or “jisung one chance!!!”
and he’d be blankly reading them out with no reaction. but one day he accidentally goes “i dont think yn would like that..” and the comments go insane asking about who yn is..
“..oh.” he looks up from the live to see his gfs sleeping figure on the other couch. and with a small, warm smile he talks about having the most loveliest girlfriend ever.
to ur surprise, you wake up with many new notifications and a surprising hashtag on twitter.. #YNSUNG
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SLIP UPS WITH THESE BOYS AAAH!
all of these are so accurate to their personalities i can't melon :,)
woonhak would most definitely have a little rant and the rest of the boys eyes would be twitching HAHA but jaeyun would probably be there like YEAHH THATS MY GIRL I LOVE YN! then the live chat would be like wtf are yall yapping about?
and tell me why when you insert my name for yungyu's i actually exploded into a fit of giggles i smiled so hard >< but yes! i have yungyu's plus chat subscription and he's always talking about the most random things. he love love loves spending time with turnings (in this case reader, aka me >;3) and always apologizes if he doesn't text for a day! so like woonhak, he's definitely a rambler and i could totally see him messing up hehe.
you're so funny for minho's, cause dating his cousin? LMAOOO once the relationship is revealed, i can imagine whiney yoonsung complaining to turnings that his bf cheated on him </3 first with myungho then with reader sighh
I SEE U JISUNG SNEAKK waking up clueless asf to have your phone blowing up is genuinely my worst nightmare cause i'll think i did something wrong HAHA but fans would be very supportive! i can imagine reader not wanting to do a face reveal quite yet, but her arms come in frame to give jisung something THEN FANS MAKE EDITS OF LIKE HER HANDS OR SOMETHING JUST TO BE FUNNY HSJSN
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taegularities · 1 year
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Hello lovely Rid 💕💕
I saw you posting about being in a boring class right as I was scrolling through tumblr out of boredom during my lecture lmaooo. And now I'm enduring a 40 minute bus ride in a packed bus, so I decided to come and ramble to you a little (I know, shocker, I never do that).
It's literally nothing big or anything but remember that pretty guy with the long hair from my class that I told you about once? Well just as I was trying to figure out whether I only like the way he looks because of his pretty hair, he cut it lmaoooo. And like his hair is still to his shoulders which is pretty long but it used to be to his waist so it's a considerable change still. But here's the problem - he looks just as good and even more babygirl like that 😔😔😔.
And I haven't talked to him in a while because I'm not so sure what to say since our interests don't exactly align too much and he's also always with his friends (the way he loves anime and gaming and I've only watched death note and played the sims lmaooo).
I'm also the kind of person who can't properly have a crush on someone until they actually know them well, so I'm just in the stage of finding him very attractive and yet not actually having a crush on him. Long story short, I know I should just make an effort to talk to him more but it takes a lot of energy for me to talk to people I don't know well :/
Thank you for listening once again, Rid. I think this time I've thoroughly proven that I can ramble about the smallest thing. How are you doing, love, how are the classes other than this boring one? 💞💞💞
hi lovely. i know i never usually let you wait so long, so i'm sorry 😭
first of all, the irony of us being bored at the same time during class 🤣 and secondly, wait.. it's an amazing sign that he's still just as good looking, right? that means it wasn't just the hair !! though, if you decide to talk to him, i'd definitely dive into your interests at some point, bc ofc, that's how you'll find out how compatible you are.
tbh, take your time. it's fine to be shy about these things, it's rlly fkn hard to gather the courage to talk to someone. think it through, maybe make a mental list as to what you'd say to him if you spoke (and you like to ramble, i'm sure you'd find something!! i talked a guy's ears off just today 😭). but don't rush it. i bet you'll find a way and time to approach him... it'll be fun. remember he's just a human being, too!
death note? AMAZING CHOICE BTW. if you want more recs (not for the guy, but for yourself)... definitely watch the movies 'your name' or 'i want to eat your pancreas'. angsty af but so so so good.
and honestly, ivi, ramble whenever, you know the drill. i'm just happy you feel so safe and comfortable here to do so 😭 i've been pretty damn tired these days, but i'll always read and reread your messages and love them, so keep them coming 🥺
i've been okay, love! tired, as mentioned, and i'm so so worried about not being able to indulge in hobbies or be here much anymore once work starts, too. idk, i love being here, but today i couldn't put down much in my google doc, and i'm just scared of getting to a point where i can't do anything at all anymore lol but we'll see! thank you for stopping by and asking, sweetheart <333
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milfpoisonivys · 2 years
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hi! can i ask your opinion about countdown #37? (not the whole issue, just the 2 last pages, they're like ivy's origin/story)
i don't really have an opinion ig? it's a pretty good recap of ivys origin (they've even mentioned the injustice gang, which wow! not a lot of people do) but i am a nitpicky bitch so you know there are some things that lowkey annoy me lmaooo
they do call her crazy and irredeemable but that's how she was perceived at that point, so i don't really have anything on that? 🤷‍♀️
they also call her friendship with harley "toxic" but i think they used it more as a play on words than with the literal sense of the word (if we wanna get real technical and nitpicky tho, the really "toxic" stuff hadn't even started yet in the dcu. gotham city sirens hadn't even come out yet at that point. "toxic" harlivy was preserved only for the dcau up until that point lmaooo)
the only thing that lowkey bothers me ig? is the art
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really tired of the three-leaves-that barely-cover-anything "costume" but she's a female comic book character, she will never escape really 😐😐
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and this ^ bc if you consider the context, that he's literally using her as a text subject here, the fact that stephane roux drew her smiling.....oof that's kinda fucked up man 😬
also kinda glad they're putting all the blame on woodrue, cause yeah that guy was a fucking creep. a lot of times preboot writers would go down the "she seduced him" path, which um fuck that!
but yeah it's the kinda origin recap you would expect for preboot ivy.
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