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Happy Faire Friday!
The sun is out and making me nostalgic for faire season.
Missing all my armored faire friends and crew.
I hope you all have a magical weekend. I can't wait for the New years shenanigans. ✨️
With @unicorn-shieldmaiden & Sarah F. ❤️
Photos thanks to Liv F.H.
#faire friday#ren faire#renaissance faire#knight#dame#lady knight#women in armor#armored ladies#sword sisters#knights of loreamour#dame archer#archer inventive
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Love that Star Trek accurately portrays humans in the future as being DTF practically anything. Works wonders for diplomacy.
"Sure I don't find you attractive, but give me ten minutes, your Excellency, and I'll find someone on this ship who's into tentacles and slime."
We may not be super intelligent or super strong, but give humans a chance. We're annoyingly likeable, tenacious, stubborn, and attracted to the weirdest things.
#star trek#humans are weird#would tag humans are space orcs#but we're not#humans are space whores#Its a course in Starfleet Academy#every ship must come with an officer who's frisky and feeling risky#Jim Kirk for the Enterprise#William Riker for the Enterprise D#Julian Bashir for DS9#Tom Paris and Harry Kim for Voyager#And also Vorik?#Oh and can't forget Trip Tucker#Or Jonathan Archer#They practically invented the position after Shran and the whole pregnancy thing#Being DTF comes with risks#Like telepathic pregnancy or battles to the death
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daniel day-lewis in the age of innocence (1993)
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why are there so few archer hawkes i feel like i never see them. its so fun to play. fereldan archer is such a fun vibe
#still undecided on if mairi is an archer or i will invent a fifth archer hawke but im leaning towards archer mairi regardless of hawke 5 or#no hawke 5#it will be a good time and she can live the good ranged/melee spouses life#it DOES mean theres way too many archers on the squad but a small price to pay
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why didnt they just make sebastian a templar
#by they i mean bioware AND this man's parents#like they basically had to invent a job for Sebastian to even have in the chantry as a man. every man affiliated with the chantry prior to#this has been a templar. there's a strong in-world precedent for second and third sons being given to the templars#templar archers are extremely common and sebastian is a particularly talented archer. like what gives
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#Shitpost#batman#adam west#archer#frank gorshin#oh what a time to be alive#what peasant kicked them out people of taste would pay good money and or invent time travel for that
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The Tooth Tower 🦷
Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with your teeth? Well this Tiny Tower may answer that very question.
With fillings being turned to mortar and the rest used to fill the boiling moat, this new addition to the Tale of the Tiny Towers scavenger hunt at Loreamour events took quite some time to complete, and was made using molds from real wisdom teeth.
You can find the other towers on the Loreamour Patreon page, or at future Loreamour events.
If you ant to see how this tower was created, we'll be posting a Patreon exclusive work in progress video next week. https://www.patreon.com/loreamour
Have a spooky Sunday all!
#tooth tower#loreamour#tale of the tiny towers#scavenger hunt#tooth#teeth#wisdom teeth#handmade by archer inventive#plus 1 to wisdom#resin#adventure#spooky stuff#dark fairytale
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Gold Star Adventure Pouch // Archer Inventive on Etsy
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Not the original asker, but how would you make NPC equivalents of PC mechs? Some stuff feels fairly intuitive, but there are some others that I'm less sure of/not sure how to do.
IPS-N
IPS-N mechs are probably the easiest, since there are many mechs that are close to being 1-to-1 NPC approximations of IPS-N mechs.
Blackbeard - One of the easiest, since the Berserker NPC is basically just a Blackbeard. It has the Chain Axe, it has the reckless speed and it has the inability to properly determine between friend and foe. It doesn't have the Blackbeard's enhanced Grapple shenanigans but those aren't really appropriate on an NPC mech anyway.
Caliban - Give an Assassin the Devil's Cough Shotgun and Explosive Knives.
Drake - Take the Bastion, increase its HP just a little, remove the Rotary Grenade Launcher and give it the Scourer's Thermal Lance, except make the Thermal Lance do Kinetic damage instead of Energy.
Lancaster - Another easy one. The Support NPC is just a slightly slower Lancaster. It has a Latch Drone, it has Restock Drones, it has Whitewash, it's got all the fun stuff.
Nelson - Yet another easy one. The Cataphract does pretty much exactly what the Nelson does, just with added trample.
Raleigh - This is much more difficult - so much so that for In Golden Flame, I created an entirely new NPC class, the Slinger, just to simulate it. If you don't have IGF, start with an Assault. Remove the Assault Rifle, Combat Knife and Hunker Down. Take the Drum Shotgun from the Goliath and call it a Hand Cannon. Give it the Archer's Impending Threat optional.
Tortuga - This one's fairly simple. Take a Sentinel, upscale it to Size 2, give it Punisher Ammunition and the Bombard's Siege Armor.
Vlad - Take a Berserker, give it the Nail Gun optional, and then give it the Bastion's Near-Threat Denial System.
Zheng - Take a Berserker, give it Juggernaut and Retribution, remove Aggression, remove the Chain Axe and replace it with the Demolisher's Demolition Hammer.
SSC
SSC mechs also have a lot of parallels, so it's pretty easy to model them.
Black Witch - Probably the hardest mech to model with existing NPCs. I created another whole new class, the Lodestone, just to simulate these guys.
Death's Head - Take a Sniper, cut the damage on its Anti-Material Rifle to 6/8/10, strip the Loading trait and permanently give it the effect of Deadmetal Rounds (shots become Line 20 instead of Range 25).
Dusk Wing - Literally just a Hornet.
Metalmark - Take an Assault and give it the Operator's Fade Generator.
Monarch - Depending on the exact flavour of Monarch you want, you can do two things. Either take a Rainmaker, scale it up to Size 2 and give it Atlas Missiles the Ace's Missile Swarm, or take an Ace, scale it up to Size 2 and give it Missile Swarm.
Mourning Cloak - Literally just a Specter.
Swallowtail - Literally just a Scout.
HORUS
HORUS mechs are where we need to get a little bit more inventive. This shit ain't natural boys.
Balor - Take a Hive, give it Electro-Nanite Cloud and the Berserker's Harpoon Cannon, then give it the Exotic template and choose Regenerator. Or, if you have No Room For A Wallflower, just use the Lurker NPC.
Goblin - It's a Witch.
Gorgon - Take a Sentinel, scale it up to Size 2 and give it the Archer's Impending Threat and Suppress reactions.
Hydra - There's not really an NPC that simulates a mech deploying 800 drones and honestly that's probably for the best.
Manticore - Give a Berserker the Superhot optional, the Cataphract's Capacitor Discharge, the Sentinel's Combat Shotgun and the Operator's Self-Erasure.
Pegasus - Do not attempt to simulate me, ha ha.
Harrison Armory
Home stretch here.
Barbarossa - Take a Goliath, give it the Ultra's Short-Cycle Lance or the Bombard's Bombard Cannon.
Genghis - Literally just a Pyro.
Iskander - This is just a Seeder.
Napoleon - Why does this mech exist
Saladin - Scale up an Aegis to Size 2.
Sherman - Take a Scourer and give it Emergency Vent.
Tokugawa - Take a Berserker and give it Superhot. Make its Chain Axe do Energy instead of Kinetic, and instead of Shredding on crit, make it do a couple of Burn damage.
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Star Trek Captains, A Review and Categorization
Star Trek is a show about a Neo-military organization that has rank structures, ships, and fights wars, so naturally there's plenty of captains to talk about, but for this post I'll be highlighting specifically the main cast captains, in something resembling chronological order. (But, I mean, this is Star Trek, so even that's kinda up in the air)
Captain Archer
That Guy who had to hand crank the warp engine up-hill both ways in the blinding ion storm. We don't need no stinkin' Prime Directive! Remember The Alamo Pearl Harbor 9/11 Florida! But...uh, maybe don't be dicks about it, not everyone who looks like the ones responsible for that thing we're never going to forget actually wants us dead. Got transformed into an alien, got possessed by another alien, slept with a couple more. Never got pregnant, though (that was his chief engineer)
Scorecard
Ships commanded: 1
Wars started: 0
Wars ended: 3
Times on screen naked: 1
Nazi facilities destroyed: 1
Category: Grampa
Captain Pike
Midlife crisis? What midlife crisis? Everything's fiiiiine. Now eat something, it'll make you feel better. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Number One, don't tell me I can't adopt more kids, I don't care that they're from the future they're mine now. Besides, we've already got a whole ship-full, what's two more?
Scorecard
Ships commanded: 2
Violations of the Temporal Prime Directive: -3 (yes, it's an irrational number, we're talking time travel, people!)
Musical Numbers Participated While On Duty: 3
Hair: Really Great
Category: Dad (or DILF if you swing that way)
Captain Georgiou
You will be captain when you can snatch the stone from my hand.
Scorecard
Ships commanded: 1
Protege's who required a redemption arc: 1
Awesomeness: Transcendent
Category: Gone too soon, also, MILF who can kick your ass
(Edit: Courtesy of @cheer-me-up-scotty for pointing out an oversite on my part)
Captain Burnham
Cosplays as a Vulcan 'cause she's jealous of her adoptive brother. Accurately called an audience-stand-in-self-insert-mary-sue (shut up, Star Trek fandom invented the Mary Sue, it was a term coined by women fans, so shut up!), but by season 2 she actually gets interesting.
Scorecard
Mommy Issues: Has a subscription
Moms: 4
PTSD inducing life events: Like, all of them
Ships commanded: 3
Mutinies led failed: 1
Category: That One Cousin who married surprisingly well and made something of herself in spite of all expectations
Captain Kirk
Golden retriever energy, would be the Useless Bisexual Himbo if he didn't have so much game. Probably smarter than he lets on. Polyamory King and certified Alien Fucker. Boyfriend is a half-space-elf, main sometimes-girlfriend will go on to create the deadliest super-weapon ever built by humans by accident.
Scorecard
Number of Klingon Bounties on his head: [CLASSIFIED]
Number of women he's slept with: [CLASSIFIED]
Nazi regimes toppled: 1
Number of times he should have had a test that determines if you can stick your dick in it that got named after an upstart from that other science fiction show instead: 1
Ships Commanded: 3
Ships He's Stolen: 3
Category: Slut(affectionate)
Captain Kirk (the other one)
Golden Retriever that got left behind when his family moved away and had to lead a ragtag team of a crotchety older dog and a wet cat on a journey...
No, wait, hold on...
Right! That's the one!
Scorecard
Times he should have been kicked out of Starfleet: At least 4
Ships commanded: 3
Ground transport destroyed: 2 (that we know of)
Number of middle fingers given to Admiralty: 2
Category: Bad Boy
Captain Picard
You know that guy who you see going to the library all the time and always seems to have his nose in a book and always seems to be telling people off for breaking the rules and doing dangerous shit? You'd never know it but he used to be That Guy in college who got, like, ALL the girls and is going to be the Hot Grampa that you don't know how he has that much game, but he got it.
Scorecard
Ships lost in the line of duty: 2
Number of times he married and then estranged his best friend's wife who named their son after her dead first husband: 1
Number of toxic omnipotent and omniscient boyfriends who are obsessed with him and spends their spare time playing with ponies: 1
Category: Inexplicable Sexyman
Captain Badass Sisko
The Cool Dad with baggage. He's got game, but he's got priorities as well, and DON'T mess with his son or you won't even exist anymore to regret it. BLM before it was cool. Led a civil rights riot two centuries before he was born. Space Jesus who can make the best jambalaya you've ever had. Fought and won a war, punched a god, then became one.
Scorecard
Civilizations saved: 4
Native Cultures Treated With the Respect They Deserve: Many
Times He Bent the Rules so his CMO could get some nookie from a Cardasian spy plain, simple tailor: The counter broke
Successful black-ops assassinations completed: 1
Category: BAMF
Captain Janeway
THE single most decorated captain in Starfleet history. Successfully dropped the hammer on dozens of petty tyrants, oppressive regimes, roaming mass murderers, and the Borg. What Prime Directive? Your Mom. Also, probably slept with your mom, that's how much she is the Domme-est of Dommes. She told the Borg to use the safe word...and they DID!
Scorecard
Borg Daughters: 1
Times she told the Borg to step off: 3 (or 4...or 5? Honestly, with the time travel shenanigans it's hard to know for sure)
Nazis she's personally shot: 1
Category: Mistress, but it's "Ma'am" to you
Captain Freeman
She's angry AND disappointed! She's just as good as all the other captains in the fleet, and the good ones know it, but all the rest? They see "cali class" and assume all they're good for is the jobs nobody else wants. But jokes on them, because thanks to that attitude her crew are the flippin' Jacks and Jills of all trades and are more capable of fixing AND fucking AND "fucking" shit up than damn near anyone else!
Scorecard
Times the ship has nearly been destroyed but she and her crew got through it: ...uh...how many episodes are there? And then there's the times that get casual mentions that we never get the details on!
Daughters who should probably be captains now if they were at least a LITTLE more respectful and didn't actively try to piss off Admirals: 1
Times the Cerritos has had to be rebuilt to the point it might as well be called "The Ship of Cerritos Problem": At least 4
Category: Your mom...get back here, I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU!
Captain R'El
Cinnamon Roll, just let m'boy into Starfleet! He just wants a home and a family! I'd like to see full-grown captains who can keep up with half of what this Best Boy is capable of!
Scorecard
Number of species his genetic code is made up of: All of 'em. Even the GODDAMN Q!
Number of Janeways he impressed the socks off of: 2
Quality of his Janeway impression: Bad
Number of Ferengi he out-Ferengi'd: 1
Nazis punched: Give him time...
Category: Teenage Boy Who's NOT GOING THROUGH A PHASE, MOM!
Should I do Captains Shaw and Seven? How about Alternate Timeline Tripp or Future Chakotay? (Going too far down that rabbit hole will eventually lead to Imperial Kirk and Captain Spock from the movies.) Let me know in the comments.
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#captain r'el#dal r'el#captain janeway#captain picard#captain sisko#captain kirk#captain pike#captain archer#captain georgiou#captain burnham#captain freeman#Star Trek Captains - Review and Category
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Happy Faire Friday!
Taking a break from this cold weather to reminisce about warmer times at faire with @unicorn-shieldmaiden.
The sun was so intense that day, but thankfully we had some watery wenches to douse us off afterwards. lol
A huge thank you to Liv F.H. for capturing these moments. 💗
#knights#dames#duel#sword fight#shields#medieval#renfaire#renaissance faire#ladies in armor#women in armor#knights of loreamour#knights in seattle#dame archer#unicorn shieldmaiden#archer inventive
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Since you are the expert, I wanted to ask you if you know some fic where we have dark!chaotic Paul? Like doing shit purposely to get John? 🤣 love all your recommendations, you are a genius
You are much too kind, and I love dark!chaotic things, and especially dark!chaotic Paul...!
This is a delicious ask, and I had to give it some thought. Because there are stories where Paul is chaotic but not very dark, or dark stories that aren't (if you want to be pedantic about it, which we don't, right) strictly speaking chaotic...and in the end, I came up with this list. Hopefully you're enjoying these; some contain more chaos, others more darkness/weirdness—fingers crossed there's the right combination of both in them to spark joy.
Paul is Alive! (@i-am-the-oyster): The title is the most straightforward part of this twisted (in-progress) fic!
Portrait of the Artist (@scurator): Paul convinces John to take lewd pictures!
Sunday Driver (@boshemians): Paul trips and crashes with Tara Browne!
Like Love, the Archers Are Blind (@dailyhowl): Paul is in Hamburg, with all this implies! (The Jealousy Tag).
Lucky You (@crumblingcookies): Paul answers a personal ad in a gay newspaper looking for a Paul McCartney lookalike!
sock hop, soda pop (@scurator): Paul will not be excluded from, or outdone during, a wanking session involving John!
The Rumours (@merseydreams): Paul follows John to the queer clubs!
headfirst, fearless (@revollver): Paul and John invent a new method of masturbation!
bound to be the very next phase (@downtothe-lastdrop): Paul fucks Donovan in India!
The Cast Iron Shore (@m1ssunderstanding): Paul lets John pay him for sex!
one and one and one is three (@pauls1967moustache): Paul has sex with John and Yoko (devastating ending)!
don't talk, take my hand (@planetaire): Paul watches John have sex with Yoko (weirdly hopeful ending)!
Sunset Kiss in the Desert Wind (@skylikeaflame): Paul is the sad guy at the Home Depot Paint Counter!
Sorry Girls, He's Married (@midchelle): Paul pleasures John with Cyn asleep on his other side!
Act Naturally (@beatlessideblog): Alpha Paul knows exactly how to control his omega's heats, except he doesn't!
A Matter of Time (D12fan): Paul messes with time!
Odontotos (bookofapril): Paul messes with death!
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Kathryn Janeway
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Jonathan Archer
Loving dogs and having to navigate an uncharted region of space full of an inordinate amount of aliens who take exception to them existing.
There should really be a fic of Janeway getting to meet Porthos. There's a whole time travel problem the Captains have to solve but first Archer and Janeway have a puppy to spoil and snuggle.
#star trek#jonathan archer#porthos#kathryn janeway#star trek enterprise#star trek voyager#I know these two are the old treks people seem to take exception to but I really don't know why#writing could be shaky but I enjoyed the Vibe#Plus these two had to put up with so much bullshit with like#No backup#Archer had to invent the Federation to make his own backup#And Janeway survived seven years in the middle of nowhere without backup or proper repairs
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Hey 👋 could you write a Tony Stark x top male reader, with some enemies to lovers like they’re both in the avengers and rivals?
Tony Stark x male reader
Headcanons
This isn’t any outright smut the request didn’t specify. Reader is also based off an old Marvel oc of mine called Lockjaw.
- You and Tony Stark had never been friends, it stemmed from your fathers being mortal enemies in the engineering field and it just passed onto you two.
- Both your fathers were extremely skilled inventors and always had an extreme rivalry on who could build the best of the best, and since you were young, it had been the same for Tony and yourself.
- Your father’s rivalry had led to a horrible accident, your father had tried his best to build a weapon of some sort that would be better than whatever Howard was creating. An accident happened with you nearby, and your jaw was pretty much ripped right off your body.
- You have very few memories of the next couple of weeks to a month or two, all you remember is the hospital and going in and out of a coma, and hearing talks from doctors and your father on a prosthetic.
- When you finally wake up fully you learn your father created a new jaw for you made out of vibranium, along with bottom teeth and fake tissue that would cover the cheeks so you could eat.
- You are kept out of the limelight for years after that, but the few times you are seen always cause an uproar because of your prosthetic. Its no secret it’s your father’s fault, and through the years you’ve watched Howard and Tony use it to better their own image.
- Because you are disconnected from most people you go about becoming a better inventor, and when your father dies when you are in your early 20s you take over the family company.
- You branch out from weapons far before Stark does, which gains you the upper hand outside of weapon production, which your company stops doing after a few years with you in charge.
- You start showing yourself in public, having updated your prosthetic. Its now black with gold accents (think Buckys black and gold arm) and instead of feeling ashamed you make it part of who you are.
- The public starts calling you Lockjaw because you always have a hard and cold expression and put up with no one’s bull.
- The rivalry with Tony is dormant for these years as Tony is busy being a party animal and whatnot as you are busy growing your company. But you both sneer or roll your eyes at one another if you ever pass the other during parties.
- You reconnect when Avengers become a thing and you start to become a hero on your own, using the name Lockjaw as you use your inventions to save people and defeat baddies.
- SHIELD offers you a place among the Avengers and all the members of the Avengers seems to want you there except for Tony. After a very long legal talk with SHEILD you agree and then you are part of the team.
- The rivalry that’s been dormant for all these years seem to explode, and Tony and you can be found arguing and butting heads all the time. It becomes a joke amongst your teammates that if they can’t find one of you, find the other, since you two are probably arguing again.
- Your rivalry pushes both of you to create better inventions and suits, to go further and further to one-up the other. You both make underhanded comments as well as speak with so much sass to one another that it drives your team wild.
- Clint has muttered a joke to Natasha about the sexual tension between you two more than once, which always has you and Tony glare at the archer.
- Now, Clint was right that there was a lot of sexual tension between you and Tony, everyone could feel it honestly, except you and Tony of course.
- It all seemed to boil over one night when the two of you were running on very little sleep and had been shoved into the same laboratory, building on your own inventions whilst trying to ignore the other man.
- For some reason you both started arguing again, like always, but for some reason you both just felt more heated than usual. As Tony was getting in your face something just seemed to snap inside you and you shoved him backwards.
- Tony didn’t have much time to react as he slammed into the cluttered work desk before you were on him, hands gripping at his neck to pull him into a heated kiss.
- Tony didn’t know how to react for a moment before he just seemed to accept was what happening and threw his arms around your neck and pulled you in closer.
- Before you knew it you had your tongues in each other’s mouths and were swapping spit like it was your life’s mission.
- Tony soon had his legs around your waist and your hands searched up under his shirt, groping at whatever skin you could reach.
- Spit was running down your chins, the kissing leaving your metal chin shiny in the light of the laboratory. The night passed with the two of you humping like animals on the work desk, right beside whatever project you had both been working on earlier.
- Tonys neck ended up being covered in bites and hickeys, his shirt thrown somewhere in the other end of the room and his pants unbuttoned and belt undone. You weren’t in a much better situation yourself, shirt pushed up over your chest, pants halfway down your thighs and belt chucked somewhere on the floor.
- As the two of you leant against each other trying you catch your breaths, Tony reaches up and runs his fingers across your vibranium jaw and makes a comment about how he always found the prosthetic hot.
- You just snort and roll your eyes, resting your forehead against Tonys shoulder. Tony ends up commenting how you should probably put him down if you were done, but you just give him a look and ask what he means done.
- Tony lets out a noise as you pick him up and quickly move the two of you to the sofa in the workshop, Tony falling onto it with a laugh as he kicks his pants off.
- Lets just say your rivalry still lives on, but instead of arguing you two do something else instead.
#male reader#tony stark#marvel#avengers#tony stark imagine#tony stark headcanon#tony stark x male reader#tony stark x reader#marvel imagine#marvel headcanon#marvel x male reader#marvel x reader#avengers imagine#avengers headcanon#avengers x male reader#avengers x reader
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My Connor Hawke has Bangs covering both eyes and is still an archer.
Damian is very amused.
I don’t think Connor’s backstory really needs to change, the only difference is that he works for Damian now. Why is a whole thing but basically Damian is extremely charismatic. He can’t fight for shit but he still has the undying loyalty of the league of assassins.
Yes, Regular Damian can’t fight, he’s just a criminal mastermind more concerned with playing Mario cart and having a death grip on the Criminal underworld. Damian is serious little gremlin cause both his parents are serious little gremlins so I just imagined him growing up in an empty ass mansion surrounded by money with family that casually dies and disappears for months on end. Teehee.
Damian: Connorrrrrrrrrrrrr….
Connor: Shut up.
Damian: Play Mario Cart with meeee.
Connor: No, get your play mate to do it.
Damian: Billy hates playing any game that doesn’t include a farm.
Connor: Well he hates stressful situations.
Billy: Everyone hates stressful situations but I thought video games were invented to bring joy, what’s so fun about dangerously fast cars? Watering plants is far more enjoyable and occasionally selling them is nice.
Damian: I forgot you were spiritually 60. Hold on forget that Someone has to play Mario cart with me or I’m plummeting the stock market and Putting myself On a hit list.
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Let's talk about the Avengers Assemble series.
I think the only reason it couldn't get a season 6 was because it was giving fans all the things the MCU couldn't/didn't. And filmmakers didn't like that. Seriously:
- It had a lot more of Falcon being an awesome dude (even had Falcon's mom bring them cookies on his first day)
- It had much more focus on Hawkeye and his cool sass and cool archery. He invented new arrows regularly.
- It had Stony. Lots of it. Absolutely made up for the near-complete lack of Stucky (because the movies already have that)
- Hawkeye being Stony shipper #1
- It had Black Widow being much better than in the movies (no sexist/objectifying portrayal of her)
- It actually explored the daily lives of the Avengers. Thor and Hulk fighting over peanut butter. Hawkeye enjoying said peanut butter while watching them fight. Steve and Tony doing training together. Steve and Tony talking about stuff. Lots of stuff.
- Tony used to pretend to be Captain America as a kid. There were pictures. There's a scene where Steve lends his shield to Tony during practice to see what he does with it.
- Hulk collects glass figurines in this universe. And keeps his room squeaky clean. And has a titanium blanket. Bruce is still a fucking genius.
- There were villains who haven't even been in the MCU yet.
- It ended its version of Civil War on a better note. Aka Steve and Tony team up for the bigger fight instead of acting like toddlers.
- Defeating Thanos was much easier here.
- It explored Steve's past and actually showed a more human side of him.
- It showed Steve painting portraits of all his teammates (aww) and also getting frustrated when his paintings don't turn out right (which is accurate and a much needed thing to show)
- It had him staying in the present (even after a time-space glitch caused Peggy and Howard to end up in the 21st century). Not that Steve didn't want to go back with her, he just chose the more sensible option.
- There were better jokes.
- All of them were attractive, even in animation. (I fell in love with AA!Steve first and AA!Clint is the reason I had a crush on the archer for a while)
- It did underrated characters justice.
- It was going great (really, 13 stars out of 10)
But that's why they shut it down.
Because too good wasn't okay for them.
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