Beasts of Rap Cypher (Mega Yozakura Ver.)
Bring the Beat!
[Aranai:]
I'm Ride or Die, with a tale that's quite the fix
Channeling the power of Kyuubi in the mix
Like Naruto, I've got a spirit that will not bow
A fiery will inside, that's burning bright right now!
In the shadows, I move, a silent fox's stride
With Kurama's strength, I face the world with pride
Cold as the moon on a clear, frosty night
Yet hot like the chakra flames, taking flight!
Against all odds, I stand, fierce and unafraid
My resolve is like the seal, strong and well-made
Loyal to my pack, like the fox to the leaf
In the battle of life, I command and lead (Yozakura!)
Ride or Die, a name that echoes with fame
In the anime of life, I play the ultimate game
With a spirit both cold and hot, I fucking thrive
Like the Nine-Tailed Fox, I'm eternally alive!
[Lana:]
I'm Facade, the artist, with a vision so vast
My canvas tells stories, from the first to the last
Like the Beast Titan's strength, my art stands tall
A protective shield, it's a fortress wall
With every brushstroke, I fight life's cruel test
Guarding my sister, ensuring she gets the best
My colors are a haven, a safe, warm embrace
Like the Titan's arms, a secure, mighty space
In the gallery of life, my paintings are the key
Unlocking a world where my sister can be free
My murals, a battleground, where I fiercely contend
Against any foe, on me, she can depend
Facade, that's me, an enigma, a guide
With the Beast Titan's might, I won't let harm betide!
Together we stand, in this art-filled fight
A duo of strength, in the day and the night
[Aika:]
I'm VeeXn, living life with a hedonist's flair
Savoring each moment, like a breath of fresh air
With Renemon's grace, I dance through the fray
A golden glint in my eye, I seize the day
My laughter rings out, a melody so sweet
Indulging in life's pleasures, I never skip a beat
Yet, with a mother's heart, I fiercely decree
To my daughter, Keiko, a guardian I'll be
Like Renemon's swift strike, my resolve is clear
In the digital world or here, I hold her near
My love's a shield, from any harm, I'll defend
For her, I'll fight, to the very end
VeeXn, that's me, a spirit untamed
In the game of life, my joy's proclaimed
Hedonistic, yet a protector so keen
Balancing both, I'm a force unseen
[Eldrid:]
I'm Valkyrie, the champ, in the ring, I reign
With fists like Lucario's aura, I bring the pain
An MMA warrior, with a title to claim
I face any challenger, no fear, no shame!
From city to city, wherever I roam
I stand as a guardian, making any place home
My brother's keeper, in the fight of life
I shield him from trouble, from any strife
Like Lucario, I sense the auras around
In the silence of battle, I hear every sound
My spirit's unyielding, my resolve is steel
For my wife's safety, I'm the real deal!
Valkyrie, that's me, I'm a force so rare
In the octagon of life, I'm fully aware
Defending my kin with every move I make
I'm the champion of bonds that none can break!
[Nadya:]
I'm Vipera, the smartest alive
Crafting plans so cunning, you'd think I connive
With a mind so sharp, like a snake in the grass
I slither through problems, none can surpass
Revenge is a dish best served with my wit
Enemies beware, or in my trap, you'll sit
I'm the viper with venom, in every word I spit
A touch of poison, oh, isn't it legit?
Like Chopper's transformations, I adapt and thrive
In a world of pretenders, it's how I survive
Sarcasm's my shield, my tongue, a swift knife
Cutting through nonsense, it's just my life
So here's to the foes who think they can cope!
With Vipera's mind, you've got no hope
In this grand game of life, I'm the queen, the pope
And if you think otherwise, you're a hilarious trope
[Kanra:]
I'm D.Vil, don't test me, my temper's a flare
Dare to pick a fight? I'll give you a scare
My strength's abnormal, a power untamed
In a world of the normal, I'm unashamed
Short-fused, quick to ignite, like Retsuko's rage
On life's vast stage, I'm a force uncaged
I roar in defiance, my voice loud and clear
Challenging the world, without a hint of fear
Unmatchable might, in my fists it resides
With each battle I fight, my spirit abides
I'm searching, seeking, who am I to be?
In this reflection, what truth will I see?
Like Retsuko's metal, I'm a rebel's song!
In the heart of the mosh pit, where I belong!
D.Vil, that's me, fierce and unbowed
In the quest of self, I stand proud!
[Shian:]
I'm 'Ready or Not', in pursuit, I never rest
Like Legoshi on the prowl, I'm on a quest
A bail agent by day, a hunter by the night
Tracking down my targets, until they're in sight
Time is money, and I invest with care
In the urban jungle, I'm fully aware
Like a wolf, I stalk, with patience and grit
For every fugitive, I'm a perfect fit
My prey may run, they may try to hide
But like Legoshi's instinct, I won't be denied!
I value my hours, each minute's a gain
In the chase of justice, I endure the pain
'Ready or Not', that's the name I uphold
With a spirit unyielding, fierce and bold
In the world of the chase, I'm the leading plot
For those who skip bail, ready or not
[Aoba:]
I'm Guinevere, in this world, feeling lost
Navigating the present, at such a high cost
Haunted by guilt, a shadow from my past
Seeking redemption, a peace that will last
In a sea of ignorance, I stand for the wise
Disdaining the haters, who knowledge despise
Like Michiru Kagemori, I've changed, I've grown
In a world unfamiliar, I've stood alone
Transformed by my trials, like Michiru's plight
From human to beast, from darkness to light
Guinevere, that's me, a seeker of truth
In the library of life, I reclaim my youth
[Taria:]
I'm Misfit, the free spirit, no chains on my soul
Like Komamura's heart, my courage is whole
In a world that judges, I stand apart
Living my truth, my way, straight from the heart
I value my freedom, it's my right, my song
In the melody of life, I'm where I belong
No fear of being misunderstood, I'm clear
I'm the author of my story, I steer
Don't tell me how to live, I won't conform
Like Komamura's loyalty, I weather the storm
I'm unique, not a piece in your societal kit
In the puzzle of life, I'm the perfect misfit
So here's to living without a scripted plot
Like Komamura's strength, I'll give it all I've got
Misfit, that's me, unapologetically bold
In the book of my life, my story's told
[Kureha:]
I'm Eclipse, with a brush, I command the night
Painting dreams on canvas, with colors so bright
Grateful for each sunrise, a life anew
In Saitama's embrace, my passion grew
Protector of home, a shield for my kin
Like Panda in battle, I'm set to win
My art, my heart, both fiercely ablaze
For family and city, my love's a craze
Dare harm a hair, you'll meet my dark side
An eerie promise, in shadows, I'll bide
With Panda's spirit, my resolve's unshaken
In the face of danger, I'm not forsaken
Eclipse, that's me, a guardian so bold
In the gallery of life, my story's told
With a palette of valor, I paint my creed
For those I cherish, I'll always lead
[Sumire:]
I'm Diabla, the anarchist, with a vision unbound
In a world of chains, it's freedom I've found
No rulers, no thrones, just the people's sound
In the ashes of power, my hopes are crowned
I despise the corrupt, their hearts are so vile
Like demons, all they fucking do is beguile!
With Monokuma's grin, I see through their trial
In a game of deceit, I'm the judge and the dial
A new world I crave, where the free will rise
Away from the shadows, under open skies
My hatred for tyrants, it's really no surprise
Like a demonologist, I see through their lies
So here's to the fall of the unjust decree
With Diabla's chant, we'll set ourselves free
In the dance of anarchy, it's clear to see
I'm the change that's coming, the key to the spree
[Sanyu:]
I'm MC Rogue, not your average prototype
In a world of copies, I'm the real hype
"Normal" is a myth, a bland disguise
I rock my quirks, that's where my power lies
Like Keroro Gunso, I lead my platoon
Marching to my beat, under my own moon
We're all different, that's the master key
Embrace the odd, let the unique be free
I rap about acceptance, drop bars of truth
In the studio of life, there's no soundproof booth
We hear all the stories, the flaws make the groove
In the mix of humanity, we all can improve
MC Rogue, that's me, with a message so strong
Like Sgt. Frog, in this world, I belong
Celebrating differences, we dance along
In the symphony of life, we're all the song
[Yuriko:]
I'm Black Dahlia, with a vibe that's lethal
Dancing with death, I fear no equal
Refuse to bow, my head held high
Like Beerus & Champa, I rule the sky
I dare you to test, to try your luck
Against my might, you'll find you're stuck
In the rap of life, I am the dark beat
My presence alone will knock you off your feet
I'm the whisper of fate, the shadow of night
With a power divine, I'm the ultimate fight
Don't underestimate me, I'm far from least
In the hierarchy of rap, I'm the fearsome beast
Black Dahlia, that's me, a force so grand
Like gods of destruction, I make my stand
Last on the mic, but first in command
In the universe of verse, I'm eternally planned
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It was exactly 11:00 A.M. in Saitama when the famous model, Lola Takahashi, left her apartment complex to head down to the modeling agency. Same as everyday, with no change, save unless it was some special occasion. No big deal.
...Of course, the model in an effort to have dozens of flashing cameras on her, failed to take note of her surroundings. For the past several days, someone had been watching her, taking note of her routine. They had done this for the past several days until it was the day of Christmas. As the model departed once more to the modeling agency, the strange observer finally made their move.
Walking up to the front desk of the apartment, the stranger slipped the man behind the desk counter an envelope. Raising an eyebrow, the man opened the envelope. His eyes grew wide as inside the white folded paper were over 100 neatly stacked dollar bills. Looking at the stranger once more, the man looked as they slid a note to them. Picking it up, the man read it and their eyes grew wide as it contained only five words, but the message was clear:
'The key to the penthouse'
The desk assistant and stranger stared at each other for up to 15 seconds before the man wordlessly dropped both a hard key and a keycard into the stranger's hand. With a nod, the stranger walked towards the elevator and swiped the card, sending them to the very top floor. Upon reaching the only apartment available, the stranger unlocked the front entrance and took in the apart of the supermodel, Lola Takahashi.
The whole place made the stranger sick. They could smell sex, alcohol, used toiletries, and above all, desperation. Ugh, they needed to hurry and do what they came to do so they could hurry up and leave this place. Shaking their head, the stranger placed the large black duffel bag they had brought with them down on the ground and opened it up, pulling out various tools. It was time to get to work.
Two hours later...
At long last, the stranger was done. To the untrained eye, it looked like nothing at all was done. The apartment was pretty much in the same way it was when the stranger walked in. Of course, that was only if you weren't a master saboteur, which the stranger was. That was why they were hired, after all. Smirking behind their mask, the stranger gathered up their tools and locked the door behind the apartment. They then returned down to the first floor, and walked up to the desk. Dropping the key and card down on the desk, the stranger wordlessly exited the apartment complex.
Making their way out, the stranger pulled out their cell phone, opened up their text messages and typed a message to an unknown number. The message was short and sweet:
'Job is done. Expect results soon.'
With that, the stranger disappeared out of Saitama, their work complete.
Several more hours later...
The figure of Lola Takahashi was busy running home from the nightclub she was previously in, in a panic. Why is that, you ask? Well...
It may or may not have had something to do with the fact that her hair was currently itching like crazy due to the fact that she had somehow or other come down with a bad case of head lice.
It could have been due to the fact that her face was suddenly breaking out like crazy, coming down zits and pimples galore.
Or, it could have been the fact that dozens of people were laughing at her and she had to get home before her reputation worsened. It could have been all of those things and more. Whose to say, really?
As the model finally made it home, she thought her problems were finally over. However...
As she opened the door to her apartment...
A huge explosion went off that sent the model tumbling back. When she had finally regained her bearings, she found her entire living room and most of her kitchen filled with glitter, as well as a noxious foul odor. The model looked around in shock as her entire apartment was absolutely ruined!
Who the hell could have been responsible for this? This was supposed to be Christmas day! A day where she was supposed to have fun and celebrating! Instead, her entire evening had been absolutely ruined!
The itching in her hair reminded her of the pain she was currently in and she quickly ran to her bathroom, ignoring the mess in her apartment for now. As she turned on the light, she looked at the large mirror in her bathroom and stopped in shock as there was a message on it, which finally brought to her attention who was responsible for all this...
In Okinawa...
In her bedroom of Eagle's Nest, Evelyn was busy sipping a martini through a fancy straw, a smile on her face. She didn't know why, but she felt pretty good about today as a dark smile made it way to her face.
"Alexa, play 'Gives You Hell' by All-American Rejects."
"Sure. Playing 'Gives You Hell' by All-American Rejects on Apple Music."
Obeying the command, the A.I. began playing the song on her device as Evelyn continued smiling, humming the lyrics to the song.
Back in Saitama...
The model was busy staring at the message on her bathroom window. What was the message, you ask? It was simple, containing only six words, yet the message, itself, was clear:
'DON'T FUCK WITH A CALIFORNIA BITCH'
Several days ago...
"So... you want my help to get Lola back for pranking you on your birthday?"
"I wouldn't, like, ask if I didn't need your help."
"And what, exactly, is keeping me from telling her or Sumire about your little plan?"
"I'll pay you for your help."
"...How much we talking?"
"I don't care how much. Price isn't, like, an option for me."
"...Let's say I say 'yes'. What exactly do you want me to do?"
"I don't, like, give a damn! Just make that bitch regret fucking with me, so she, like, gets the point not to do it again."
"..."
"Well? Are you, like, in or what?"
"...Meh, what the hell? I had nothing else to do. And I don't particularly care for her anyway. Plus, since Sumire helped her, that pretty much makes her fair game, anyway."
"Great! How much?"
"We'll discuss price after I'm done."
"Awesome! Like, thanks Aranai!"
"Meh, what can I say? I'm always up for a game of 'Prank War'."
“God Tsumugi, you look horrible.” Lola Takahashi wrinkled her nose in disgust as she stared at her pitiful assistant who was too busy scratching her scalp off her head, the blonde wig thrown and discarded. The two walked back towards the ruined living room, the blonde model clicked her tongue in annoyance, she was definitely going to have to call someone to clean all this up but she could worry about that later, besides, she had three other penthouses in other Divisions she could stay at and there was Sayaka’s place too.
Lola took a sip of her hot chocolate before speaking. “Though I can’t say that I didn’t see this coming, like c’mon who the fuck does that dumb bitch think I am? It was only a matter of time before she would clap back but honestly, who the fuck pranks someone on Christmas? Talk about a fucking grinch, am I right?”
“L-Lola-san! Please!” Tsumugi cried out, tears streaming down her pimple infested face as she tugged and pulled at her hair. “Please help me, I did what you asked me to do!”
“I know, darling, I know.” Lola cooed, pouting. She genuinely did feel bad about throwing her loyal assistant into the line of fire but there was no fucking way that she was going to lay down and take whatever ameuter scheme Evelyn fucking Rose had planned for her. “You were so good for me, you did everything I told you too and more, to think I was worried that this wouldn’t work, don’t worry, you’ll be compensated very generously and I want you to take a few days off to recover, you’ll be paid of course and I just want to say thank you so much, you really saved my ass.” The model beamed.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, how is Lola still standing in one piece and looking as beautiful as ever if not more? Wasn’t someone stalking her? How could she have slipped under their radar? Well…
— Several Days Ago —
Lola raised a brow at Sumire’s caller ID before answering, placing the phone up to her ear. “Hey Sumi, what’s up?”
“Hey Lola, do you remember that prank you pulled on Evelyn for her birthday?”
A wide smirk graced the Russian model’s face, oh how glorious it was, she was so grateful for Sumire for helping her and sending her the camera footage of Evelyn having a mental breakdown in the bathroom. “Of course, dear, it quite literally happened yesterday. Why do you ask?”
“Well I’m sure you already know but Evelyn is determined to get it back in blood, I overheard a conversation between her and Aranai, I think it’s best if you lay low for a few days.”
Lola rolled her eyes, sighing. “Oh god, the hell is that bitch planning?”
“Dunno but since she’s turning to Aranai for help, it’s definitely something to be on your guard for, I should know. Look, don’t tell anyone this but I’m willing to help you out again, I can hide you somewhere until it all blows over.”
Lola raised a brow, surprised and a bit touch that the anarchist would do this for her. “Aw, thank you Sumi but I gotta ask, why? Look, you know I’m willing to pay whatever price you have.”
“Don’t worry about it, you’re one of the few people in this country that I genuinely like, besides I’ll be damned if I let Aranai one up me. So? You in or out?”
“Hold on gorgeous, I can’t just suddenly disappear out of nowhere, especially after I gave Barbie Bitch her gift, not only would that be suspicious as hell but that’ll also make me look cowardly and I’ll be damned if I’ll let anyone think I’m scared of that skank. Plus, it’ll be cruel to deprive my adoring fans of their daily dose of Aphrodite.” Lola pouted and she could practically see Sumire rolling her eyes.
“Yeah, I get it but what are you going to do? It’s not like you can find someone to fill in for you while you’re gone.”
That made Lola pause for a moment before her eyes lit up as she had an idea, “Actually…I do.”
“Wait what-“
“I gotta go Sumi, send me the details later!”
“Lo-“
Lola hung up and immediately began dialing a new number, tapping her fingers impatiently as she waited for whoever was on the other line to pick up.
“Lola-san? Is something wro-“
“Tsumugi! Do you want a raise?!”
— Now —
“Dolly’s on her way now, Tsu-Tsu, she’ll take you to a doctor to get yourself treated, now you just focus on resting up and getting better, okay? I’ll need my perfect assistant at her best!” Lola beamed at the still scratching girl as she left her penthouse and took the elevator down to the lobby, her eyes landed on the reception desk where a man was usually supposed to be but he was unfortunately let go…into the back of a black van, the model had a feeling that the beaches of Okinawa will receive a rather unpleasant surprise.
Huffing, the blonde took out her phone again and dialed a number, putting the device next to her ear as the other line picked up. Immediately, Lola was greeted to the sound of people cheering and screaming along with other unidentifiable noises before a clear voice spoke.
“Yo.”
“Hey Sumi~” Lola greeted, smiling brightly. “You sound busy, I’m not interrupting anything am I?”
“Ehhhhh, not really, I’m just enjoying a show, what’s up, how was the trip back?”
“Oh it was great! Hey, listen, thank you so much for all your help, I really owe you big time.”
“No problem, so, what are you gonna do now? I mean, your place isn’t exactly ‘habitable’ now, also do you plan on getting Evelyn back?”
Lola sighed and rubbed at her forehead, feeling a headache coming. “I’m not worried about that, I can always have it fixed and I’m not short on places to find shelter. I’m just gonna kick back and relax today, I mean it is Christmas after all, plus there’s a certain birthday girl I need to visit.”
“Ahhh, that’s right, tell Kureha I said happy birthday, but what about Evelyn?”
“Will do, and what about her? I’ll let her think she’s won, it is the holiday after all and mainly because I don’t want to have to deal with her irritating ass more than I absolutely have to. Until I beat her ass to the point where she’s unrecognizable in the DRB, I want nothing to do with her.”
“Gotcha gotcha, merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas~”
Did you really think I was going to make it easy on you, Taito dear? 🖕
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