Happy Lunar New Year~ (2022)
I’ve decided that my favorite part of the Alfred fandom is that you either
1) think he a sexually repressed man because of either religion or isolation
2) he has legit fucked half (if not most) of the world by the 21st century.
I for one, find myself going with the 2nd headcanon
HongIce! Underrated ship with some of my favorite side characters
Since we got some head cannons about Ireland and Wales. Can we get some hc's about England and Scotland?
Why of course! I got a few of headcanons for these two idiots. I’ll go in general, can’t think of a specific topic lol
Basically, they act like an old married couple but brother editions. They argue over the littlest of things and they always need to have the upper hand over the other. However, despite all the insults and vicious jabs, they care for each other... just in their own weird way. And when they need to work together, they're eerily effective and in synch. Can hold a whole conversation just by one look.
As a hobby, England does flower arrangement and he’s quite good at it. He got lots of practice with his garden and will flaunt his skill whenever he hosts a dinner. He would even help in preparing the decoration for diplomatic meetings or other governmental events. His brothers often tease him he would make a great wedding planner (though little did they know he did lend a hand a few times to his human coworkers in the Parliament for their weddings)
Despite having great survival skills from having a rough childhood mostly spent in the woods/forests, England shamelessly love going ‘glamping’. The comfort of knowing you have shelter, warmth and food for a few nights lift a weight off his shoulders. There’s no need to be worried about dangers, though he knows he can deal with it if it comes to, but now, he’s just here to relax and enjoy (which is a rare thing for this workaholic idiot).
England claims to be a gentleman in public (and he is, most of the time), but he will go absolutely feral during the Nation 6 championship, as well as the rest of his brothers (and the others). They may be living in peace in modern times, but whenever rugby is involved, they’re one hair away from starting a war between them. The Parliament is well aware of this, so for the next few weeks, they keep England from having meetings with the winner nation as a precaution.
He’s the kind of guy who uses a 13 in 1 shampoo, but somehow, against all odds, he has the softest hair known to mankind. It’s hard to know at first because Scotland rarely let someone touch his hair, but when someone does, they’re mesmerized by it. France always laments of the waste potential of having such fine hair because Scotland puts no efforts in styling it.
When he has time outside his nation duties and part-time job as a paramedic, he works as a rock-climbing instructor. Mainly because he loves rock climbing in general, but also because he finds it hilarious to watch the newbies flail around in the air. It fills his schadenfreude heart, but he balances it out by giving well thought insights and making sure they’re always safe.
Because he loves going on day long hikes in the Highlands at least once a week, Scotland often gets sore feet. So, once a month, he gets a foot massage (and full on face mask treatment as a treat because why the hell not?) at the local salon. It was strange at first, seeing a six-foot-or-so tall man with broad shoulders and a resting bitch face asking for a foot massage. But the regulars (mostly old ladies) were all charmed by his dry humour and take no shit attitude. So Scotland knows all the local gossip and secrets of everyone in town (who cheated on who, the new promotion by bribe, the neighbour’s dog that was buried in someone else’s backyard, you name it). He may claim he doesn’t like gossip, but the group of old ladies eagerly spilling the tea on the latest scandal and him not stopping them at any moment says otherwise.
Updated the comic for SG’s reveal. uwu
Okay so I think I'm pretty solid on my Katelyn backstory for my rewrite so I figured I'd share it. I say pretty solid and I'll probably edit it or do something funky with it in like a week but here you go
I was really torn on wether or not I wanted to give Katelyn the menphia relic and I'm still not positive about it but here's what I've got so far. Okay so this really out there and all that but it ties Elizabeth with hyria and the Demon Warlock so I think it's pretty cool
Liz in my rewrite is a witch that trained under Hyria during the times of Irene, something idk the full thing yet but Irene was looking for people to wield her newly made relics and because Liz was the apprentice of hyria she was top of that list, but because she was friends with Micheal/the demon warlock she wasn't given the relic and instead it was menphia. some tai lung and master shifu type shit breaks out, her and hyria get into this big fight about how Elizabeth didn't deserve the relic and it's this whole big thing
This is the event that broke the relic that was used for the jury, this is also how Liz was put into the other dimension with her ally Micheal
Years later something happened that reopened the portal, I haven't decided what yet, but Liz and Micheal are free they go and cause some chaos, this is where Travis and Katelyn come into play. They still don't meet until season two, but their stories are somewhat similar
Katelyn is Elizabeth's attempt at making the perfect host for the relic, the training until her bones broke and all that, the constant use of fire magic that burned her from the inside out kind of stuff. Erik has fire magic and Liz is a witch from the human wyvern war, so she was really hard on Katelyn and all the training stuff because she wants Katelyn to wield the relic to spite hyria and the dead divine warriors who started the war that killed her wyvern friends
It never happens, hyria finds out about the Katelyn training and the magic experiments and fights liz again, this time putting her in the hands of the elves so they can keep an eye on her and keep her away from her children
Katelyn is sent to her father but stuff happens Liz escapes and goes after Katelyn again, the house gets burned down, Liz wants to fill Katelyn with rage a fire her own harsh training hasn't been able to do, to help her wield the fury relic, she sets the house on fire effectively killing everyone and making Katelyn believe it was all her fault and all that, really just giving this kid more trauma then what she needs
(later you find out Kasey's alive and working for the king of tula but that's not until season three)
Garte was already sent a letter by Erik to ask to train Katelyn to use her magic for good (this is before he gets manipulated by shad and Zane). This is also how Katelyn ends up in okhasis and this is the start of the jury trials, I also wanted her to know garroth and the romeave brothers before the events of season one, she doesn't know them well but at least they've interacted
I want her being a compatible relic holder to be a big plot point, she was trained from a very young age to be it's keeper but that just makes her not want to use it, it's this whole thing and I haven't made up my mind if I want her to use the relic or not yet, so yeah. I'm currently leaning towards Lucinda wielding the relic as of right now
This is all I got so I hope it was understandable, sorry I'm typing fast and don't feel like re-reading this. I'll probably elaborate on this whole trainwreck when it's not midnight
doodles to get back into the drawing groove
This group doesn’t get enough love so I’m gonna spam art of them in the near future.
(When I have time between exams that is...)
Hetalia (c) Himaruya Hidekaz
Art by Zsocca
look what my boyfriend got me for Christmas 🥰
In some human AU, what do you think Norway, Scot and Sweden would study in college? I've been thinking so much about it and still can't quite find right things
A difficult dilemma indeed! Personally I don't do much humanverse, but they are very fun to explore! I have done some research and looked through my university's list of courses, and I think I have settled on two to three options that I like for them:
Norway: Energy and environment, Maritime engineering, or Economy
Scotland: Physics and mathematics or Industrial chemistry and biotechnology
Sweden: Architecture or Design
Hetalia Headcanon #426
Canada, England, and France all call or write America to remind him of occasions when he should offer congratulations/well-wishes to somebody else. (England may be a bit sarcastic, but not even too much.) They know that America wishes to keep up with that in order to be on friendly terms with people but he’s just too self-centred for that and he forgets way too often, even if he doesn’t mean to.
...Half of the times, America still forgets because he reads their messages and promises himself to do that later, only to promptly forget about it.
Anyone even remotely interested in a Hetalia Soul Eater AU Group?
Been on my mind, Seems fun but for how long?
The polyship anon has taken residency in your walls now and she is back to being a wall creeper.
Here is a literal polycule, Norway x England Romania x Japan x Belarus.
This has a lot of nsfw potential as well as a lot of emotional angst, because we have two tsunderes, a possible yandere, whatever japan is, and the ball of chaos that is Romania
Also they all get topped by belarus, I do not make the rules here, this ship exudes bottom energy with the most topping top imaginable.
Also Nyo Austria x Hungary x Nyo prussia, frying pangle but they're all girls, and now though Prussia looks like a top, she gets railed by Austria and Hungary.
They do so much kinky stuff that its unbelievable and Hungary usually conceives it.
Bonus if Japan is either in the polyship or is their mutual homie who set them up in the first place.
*sprinkles walls with holy water *
anyways! Do you have a magic wheel or do you draw papers from a hat because some of these ships seem SO RANDOM I don't know how you come up with them but YOUR MIND
magic trio polycule itself is already good and then throw in one of the most beautilful girl either of them has ever seen.. and I dont know how you thought of japan but it works??
Bela is definitely topping the boys but also they would adore her either way so she doesnt have to do much to get them where she wants them. except later into the relationship they test the limits (looking at all of them here) by being brats. and occassionally she deserves a break and let the guys take care of her 💕
Japan always seems so prude, but I think he would be the one to suggest some v kinky stuff for them to try out. He and Romania seem like the type of person to watch porn and actively search for new positions, toys, kinks,.. 👀 England is probably the one who thinks hes prepared for anything but his partners always succeed in surprising him with new ways to pleasure him and themselves.
Also just style and look wise they would be one of the sexiest ships I think. Norway and Belarus have great taste and would make their polycule look like models who walked right off the runway! and they also pick out cute underwear for everyone
Lesbian frying pangle? Another great thought. I think nyo Prussia would be more confident and relaxed about sex than her male counterpart so she tells her girlfriends exactly what she likes and how could they not have a great time like this? They dont have many different toys, but the ones they have are being used frequently.
I have an unfinished frying pangle fic where hungary sits on prussias face and a little later austria joins them and sucks prussia off and actually this position would work for lesbian frying pangle too, tho a little different.. I was thinking nyo austria sitting on nyo prussias face while hungary rails her with a strap on? Idk just a thought ^^
adding japan to this ship is interesting.. he would be so done with all these girls flirting with him (because I cant see them being very discreet about their intents too. maybe nyo austria, but shes overshadowed by her girlfriends in this regard) but they would treat him really good. taking turns riding him and when he cums they get it on with each other during his refractory period before continuing with a second round.
I just had the most incredibly cursed yet hilarious thought. So Hetalia Axis Powers, except Romano is the main Italy and Veneziano is just Veneziano, and Gilbert is Germany and Ludwig is Prussia. Everything is chaos and Japan is so done.
piri doodle last week !!
HETALIA RP GROUP
does anyone want to join a very cool hetalia discord group rp???
like, reblog this, dm me if you have any questions or simply just click on the link https://discord.gg/Qbhh2vEm