AU Prompt #1 💓

" I'm telling you, it's super weird!" You huff to your friend, who just giggled lightly at you from the other end of your call. " I used normal ingredients this time! I mean, sure I may have allegedly used some milk from shadow cattle- but that was it!" " Are you sure you're not hallucinating from a lack of sleep? You did pull a few all-nighters for your necromancy exam." Your friend hums almost teasingly, to which you pout at. " I don't think I'd hallucinate a tiny blue cookie jester running around my house and causing mayhem." You scoff, crossing your arms and turning your head away from your friend on the magical call screen. And then, you see it, the little bastard itself. And he's just sitting there, on your bench, eating your fucking berries. How dare he, the sheer audacity. But today, you would get the last laugh. You will capture this sentient cookie if it's the last thing you do.

Alternatively; Reader is a witch, or well, they prefer to call themselves a necromancer. And somehow, through a rather unfortunate accident involving mixing sugar and life powder, brings Shadow Milk Cookie via reincarnation into their kitchen. So now they have a pest problem in the form of one tiny jester.

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