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still baffled by this. michael............. why wouldn't she know that her older brother liked beets? why wouldn't she know that? she's known him her entire life. why didn't YOU know that? you've been his best friend for 12 years, and you've lived with him for half a year. surely, you should've long since noticed the high beet count.

#i yell into the abyss #greater boston #grater bluecheese #*leon stamatis the entire time michael lived at his house voice* beetroot? you want fucking beetroot?#*michael tate voice* huh? what was the first and last word that came out of your mouth?#how do you only notice the unusual amount of beets leon was welcoming into your life only AFTER he dies and you read his meal planner #shouldn't you have noticed it when he was. like. feeding you them? bi-weekly? for half a year?#when he was buying them from the store? when he put them on your plate? when you ate them with your mouth??????#“man. this is a lot of beets” <- what michael SHOULD have said TWO MONTHS after he moved into leon's apartment #and leon puts BEETS on his PLATE aGAIN #anyway: huh? beets twice a week is not that weird. that's like fine and normal.#it's funny to pretend it's not but like............. it's important to eat your veggies regularly. and there are so many to choose from #so you pick a handful of veggies that you like and buy those regularly rather than having like 20 different kinds a month #leon just picked beets for one of them. i'm sure he had a perfectly reasonable and measured assortment of vegetables otherwise.#it is not a lot of beets. it is a mediocre amount of beets.#the beet count is moderate. most people eat less beets on a regular basis‚ sure‚ but for people who have it as a regular part of their diet #it's like.#normal.#come on.#michael tate #*michael tate voice* wait so you're telling me those were BEETS? huh. thought they were like. radishes or something.#normal to have THOSE twice a week #beets though? nonononono. very unusual. notable‚ even.#*nica stamatis voice* i agree. beets are weird. leon's weird.

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