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malewifeharem · 2 months

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YK I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT OM STOOD FOR.. ANYWAY CAN WE GET BELPHIE IN THE YAN ALPHABET HOUSE PLEASE :3 ☁️

yandere!belphegor alphabet

彡- ,, yandere om! belphegor alphabet (template from @dear-yandere eheheheh)

cw ⁞ OMSWD CHAPTER 16 SPOILERS, death threats, violence, manipulation, just general yandere behaviour??? not proofread.

an ⁞ lmk if there are any other warnings i should add!

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

he loves cuddling and napping with you. it may not seem like he loves you — the only sign of affection you receive, being cuddles and naps. but trust me, his love for you is INTENSE... he has slaughtered many people for you. past lovers, bullies, any and all who have wronged you.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

he's willing to eliminate anyone for you. it can get very messy... lucifer has had to call for help to clean up evidence before. although his older brother tries his best to clean up after him, word still got out about the youngest's aggressive tendencies — simply because he leaves too many crime scenes behind, it's almost impossible to clean them all in such a short time. he's probably thought of eradicating the whole of purgatory hall and diavolo's castle too.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

100%. you've heard him call you the meanest names before. he will always remind you of your place as a human —you'll always be inferior to him, like his little pet.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

putting you to sleep when and wherever he likes. arguing with him? go to sleep, maybe you'll start talking sense when you wake. out in public? he suddenly feels like you've spent too long outside, go to sleep, he'll take you home.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

he doesn't tell you much, other than reports of only some of his victims. he keeps most of his carnal, deranged thoughts to himself. you're still well aware of his mania through his actions but you'll never know how deep his violent rabbit hole goes.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

if he's in a good mood, he might play along, just don't take it too far. if he's not, he'll lazily warn you first. if that doesn't work, he'll threaten you — reminding you of what he's done, what he can always do. if you decide to continue being a 'brat', he won't hesitate to wring your neck — not too harshly, he still needs to keep you around.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

he thinks it's amusing. he forces you test his limits and wear skimpy clothes out and visit the dangerous places he's warned you about. he'll let you go out and 'have your fun' but he's stalking your every move — like you're his prey. he likes feeling jealous of the other people around you so he can 'reclaim' you back at home. (read N for what happens at home hehe)

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

you went too far with your 'teasing' one night and it ended in him strangling you with his tail again. you were seeing all black, your struggling limbs almost giving out on you. you genuinely thought you were going to succumb to the same demon again, but he eventually let go of you. it took you awhile to recover — laying on the floor, having a coughing fit and your vision still barely coming back. he stared down at you before letting out a satisfied "hmph." maybe you'll learn your lesson this time.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

believe it or not, he does imagine marriage with you. you, walking down the aisle in a beautiful wedding dress, towards him. he'll prepare a ring for you once you've settled down with him and stop fighting back. (he won't be doing any chores in the rs)

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

he stirs up his own feelings of jealousy so it's kind of his fault. he likes possessing you and claiming you as his. whether or not its by punishments or marking you physically. (should i make a nsfw continuation of this...?)

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

he loves the scent of you —stealing pieces of your clothing to smell and sleep with. he'll stick his nose as deep into your neck as he can to get the essence of you into his system. this is part of why he loves cuddling and napping with you too — holding you closely and wrapping his tail and limbs around you.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

he does get broody if you hang out around other people other than beel. anyone else from HoL, purgatory hall and especially diavolo and barbatos are completely off limits to you. before he started acted aggressively, he would defensively lurk around you to make sure no one got too affectionate with you. when you notice him, he has to clutch his shirt to stop his thumping heart from beating out of his chest. surely this means you appreciate his protection!

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

nope. he acts aggressively towards everyone but beel. everyone close to the brothers are aware of his hostility and have tried reasoning with him before but has basically given up. diavolo has tried restraining the youngest brother again but lucifer has promised to keep his violence at bay.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

oh... he's cruel. if he's lenient, he'll give you nightmares in your sleep. if you've been disobedient, good luck... he'll wrap his tail around your neck, giving it a tight squeeze — reminding you of your previous end. you never know if he'll actually take your life again — that's what's most scary. he knows how much it terrifies you but he's a demon baby, it's what they do.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

your health is constantly at risk after your body has had to endure multiple chokings but proper healthcare isn't available to you. the only medication you'll get is some ointment meant for demon burns.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

it depends on his mood. he's very unpredictable, with his patience levels fluctuating very often — making him all the more dangerous.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

he would be in a state of pure disbelief for months, hallucinating and dreaming versions of you. then, he'll move onto finding ways to bring you back or pray that you'll return back to him in hell. (we all goin to hell for even reading this bffr)

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

although he lets you roam around devildom somewhat freely, he'll never completely let go of you. you're his to keep and possess.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

being locked up in the attic created attachment issues in him. he finds a need to claim you and feel wanted by you. when you come running back to him, he feels euphoria — even if you're forced to.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

he feels uneasy, not knowing how to confront the situation directly so he uses the only method he knows. putting you to sleep is the easiest way for him to sedate you and calm you down. isolating yourself breaks his heart but he'll try his best to break your defensive stance and get you to come and cuddle to ease the tension away.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

(i'll skip this since i still dont't know the definition of a classic yandere TT)

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

if you could somehow find a way to possess a spell book, you could try finding a way to create a clone of you while the real you goes to find diavolo or barbatos. they have the authority and power to guard you from him and lock him back in that attic. lucifer will definitely be disappointed that he's failed to protect you again but you've had enough.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

yes. (read F and N)

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

he treasures whatever affection you spare him and he secretly worships the ground you walk on. he doesn't try to win you over because there is no one for him to compete for him the begin with! none of them can fight him if they're all six feet below ground.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

he could only stand watching you from afar for a few months before snapping. he couldn't go on any longer without you in his room, in his arms, under his control and claim.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

yes yes yes and yes. he doesn't care if you lose your mind, then you'll be even more susceptible to his manipulation. you'll be much more obedient and finally stop whining and struggling all the damn time!

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kyojurismo · 1 year

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This is an emergency request, my depression has been really rough lately, I just haven't felt motivated to do anything and just feel stuck.

My request is how would Kyojuro Rengoku and Tengen Uzui help reader with this?

▸ ANSWERING. hello anon, i’m so sorry it took longer than expected, but it’s been a shitty weekend ngl… anyway, i’m sending you a big hug, i’ve been in the same situation not so long ago 🫂

▸ FANDOM. kimetsu no yaiba

▸ CHARACTERS. kyojuro rengoku & tengen uzui x gn!reader

▸ RATING. sfw

▸ WARNINGS. am i gonna take this opportunity to put some things ppl should learn to accept? yes i am. r is not exactly a demon slayer but that’s up to you since i didn’t stated it explicitly hehe, kyojuro is unaware about the situation at first, fluff, depression, negative thoughts, it also comes a bit from my own experience so um it might not be the same to everyone yeah. lemme know if i forgot to tag something pls.

before we start, i want to add that i deeply care about this particular request <3

KYOJURO RENGOKU

kyojuro noticed you were acting “strange” but he thought that you were simply tired, some sleep would surely help you…

if you were able to sleep, he noticed you’d sleep too much

if you didn’t, he heard you toss and turn around the whole night

he felt bad because he didn’t know how to exactly help you

the worst came when one day you didn’t wanted to get out of bed

“good morning, sunshine,” he gently murmured while moving the cover off your head. he kissed your forehead and stayed there cuddling with you, hoping this would help you getting up

“you’ll be late,” you said, not moving

“i wanted to have breakfast with you first,” he smiled widely, caressing your cheek. “it’s all ready,” he added

“i’m not hungry.”

he frowned. he wouldn’t actually force you to get up, he’s not like that, but he tried to playfully grab your hips to move you

“leave me alone!” you pushed kyojuro away, snapping at him

kyojuro apologised and sat there for a moment, deep in thoughts

he decided to get up and eat his breakfast. he got ready for the day and decided to leave the tray with your portion close to the futon, so you could grab it easily

“i’ll be back,” he informed you before reluctantly leaving

once gone, you started crying and hid yourself under the covers. you felt bad about snapping at him, but you couldn’t control it

needless to say, you didn’t get out of bed once and the food was long forgotten

you simply felt stuck

you wanted to go out with kyojuro… but you just couldn’t do it?

when he was finally back, his smile disappeared completely when he noticed you were still in bed

he took a deep breath and put his katana away, taking off his haori too. he kneeled beside you and gently moved the covers

“would you like to take a bath with me? it might help,” he asked you, caressing your cheeks. “i… don’t know?” you met his eyes

“i’ll take you there, alright?” he said before gently taking you into his arms and getting you to the bathtub

kyojuro helped you bathing, praising you the whole time

he saw you struggling and he had not intention to call you lazy or something, on the contrary he wanted to help you the best he could

“i know you’re not hungry, but it might help you feel better?” he caressed your back slowly, comforting you

somehow he convinced you to eat, you felt a little better after the bath after all

he changed the futon, so it would be fresh and clean and feel more welcoming, before convincing you to sit on the engawa with him for a while

the gentle breeze of the night caressed your face, making you shiver

“i’m so sorry,” you whispered before starting crying. he hugged you and kissed your head, holding you close to his chest. “don’t apologise, darling. i know you’re struggling and i’m here to help you.”

you felt somehow as a burden for him, he had to take care of you even after his training session and you knew how tiring they were

“it’s already getting better, you see? you’re out of bed,” he smiled, kissing your nose. “tomorrow will go even better, trust me.”

he wasn’t grossed out by your behaviour, he helped you keep yourself clean and convinced you to eat if you refused to

he spent the night awake with you if you had trouble sleeping, making sure the negative thoughts filling your head would go away by talking and talking, making you finally smile

kyojuro never pushed you to do anything tho, because he wanted to avoid you from closing up in yourself

he’s not perfect but he’s learning.

TENGEN UZUI

tengen was a bit harsh in the beginning

[let’s be serious for a moment, due to the time they’re living in i don’t think they would be that experienced lol]

he noticed you slowly retiring from any kind of activity

you didn’t wanted to leave the house that much

you prepared lunch and dinner with less enthusiasm

your sleep schedule started to get messy

you even skipped bathing with him

you started feeling self conscious and avoided being naked around him

but you also felt like some kind of force was blocking you from following your usual routine

it felt heavy. too much.

“hey, it’s really late,” his voice startled you. tengen got up early as usual, but didn’t forced you to do the same

“baby, with late i mean it’s past lunch time.”

you stayed hidden under the covers, his eyes burning on your figure

“y/n,” he tried again, getting down on his knees. “baby, you really need to get up.”

you didn’t reply, of course. you knew you had to but you just couldn’t do it

tengen moved the covers away from your body, making you flinch due to the light coming from outside

“no!” you tried to get em from his hand, your expression screaming that you were angry for his actions

“tell me what’s wrong,” he effortlessly kept the covers away from you, staring at you in a serious manner

“i don’t know, okay?! just leave me alone!” you hit his chest, trying to move his body away. useless.

“you’ve been sleeping a lot these past days, you’re rarely getting up. tell me what’s going on,” he tried again, clenching his fist

“i told you already!” tears rolled down your cheeks, catching his eyes. his gaze softened, feeling bad for the way he acted. “i can’t do that, i just can’t.”

tengen pulled you to his chest and let you cry, caressing your back in a comforting manner

once you were done crying, he stayed there with you for a little more

“i’m sorry for screaming,” you muttered after a while. “that’s okay, i was in the wrong.”

“are you hungry?” he asked you, his big hands kept caressing your back. “i think so.”

“good! cause i made something very flashy,” he winked at you, trying to make you smile

tengen learned to respect your times, not forcing you

he helped you eat, bathing yourself even if you were a bit contrary on him seeing you, made sure you were sleeping properly

he enjoyed cooking for you during these kind of episodes ngl

“i’m very, very proud of you,” he kissed your head while cuddling with you in bed. you were grateful he didn’t judged you and didn’t complained about your behaviour

he showed patience and showered you with his love nonetheless

▸ BEFORE LEAVING. reblog and comments are super appreciated. what it i tell you the draft was about the get deleted after i finished writing it? lmao. as i said, it might work differently for others, and if you have gross comments to share then keep ‘em to yourself, thank you

#📂 — writing !!#kyojuro rengoku x reader #tengen uzui x reader #kyojuro rengoku drabble #kyojuro rengoku blurb #kyojuro rengoku one shot #kyojuro rengoku fanfic #tengen uzui drabble #tengen uzui blurb #tengen uzui one shot #tengen uzui fanfic #kny kyojuro #kny tengen #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu no yaiba fanfic #demon slayer #demon slayer fanfic

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ghostclowning · 1 year

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OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OBLIGATORY "my big gay demon boyfriend turned into a child :0" ARC FOR MOSHANG like come on. Hua Cheng did it. Lo Binghe did it. Every self-respecting demon must go through it. *snaps fingers* Let's fucking go

Of course Mobei wasn't too happy about becoming weak and unable to defend Qinghua. He even feared that if this continues for too long, Qinghua will just leave him as he becomes useless. And so, he tried to hide in his room, but sneaky Qinghua found out anyway.

Shang Qinghua would probably not even recognize Mobei at once bc he became so cute and squishable and tiny and holdable. First Mobei would try to tell Qinghua to get out and leave him alone but Qinghua wouldn't be able to not give smallbei a headpat once and that's it. Mobei-jun can't resist anymore. He needs to be with Qinghua, even if it exposes his weakness now. Screw the pride or the chance that Qinghua will leave...the childish part of Mobei has reawakened in this body, and it demanded to be close with Qinghua as if it was vital. Meanwhile the way smallbei leans in for Qinghua's hand would just break his heart. He literally gave Mobei a childhood trauma and now the said child stood before him, making him realize what a terrible person he is. He can't help but hug his king, who doesn't seem to really object that much, but frowns in a funny way. "Qinghua, let go!" He tries to sound intimidating, but with this childish voice, really? Qinghua only laughs. "My king, I'm afraid there's nothing you can do now to stop me."

Mobei wouldn't stop following him around, even though it probably would be safer if he stayed in his room until he becomes normal. Which is why Qinghua has to stay in his room too.

"My king, no one should find out you're vulnerable now. And I have things to do."

"...Say that again."

"My king..."

"That's it."

Although Shang Qinghua wants to laugh at the sight of these puffed up cheeks, he can't argue. Well, if the king says he has a day off, who is he to disobey?

He wonders why smallbei clings to him so much, but finds it cute. Mobei knows that Shang Qinghua probably won't be of big help in case of attack, but he just feels the safest with him.

Shang Qinghua was dead sure he'll have to pay for this when his king returns to normal state, but he can't refrain from squishing and cuddling with smallbei bc he's just too cute. He knows it's the same Mobei, just that his body changed a little ("a little"), but that only makes him want to cuddle more. He even falls asleep still hugging his king.

When he wakes up, he sees normal Mobei sit near him.

"Qinghua."

"My king...glad to see you in proper state and good health, hehe," Qinghua chuckles nervously. "I hope you're not holding a grudge on me for my...excessive affection?"

"You will pay."

With that being said, Mobei locks him in a tight hug and doesn't let go. Qinghua almost gets scared at first, but then bursts out laughing once he realizes what's happening.

"My king, let go!"

"There's nothing you can do now to make me."

"...I thought you will leave. You didn't."

"My king, I would never. Especially when you're like that! How could I leave you?"

"I was weak."

"My king, compared to your normal state, I'm weak all the time."

"You don't need to be strong. I am. But back then, I wasn't."

"And I'm not a princess who needs a saviour. My king, I'm here now not because of your strength. And I am more than ready to be the strong one when you can't be."

Mobei says nothing and tucks his face in Qinghua's shoulder.

#svsss #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #scum villain more like scum writer(me)#i am normal about them i swear

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poetofthedyingstars · 2 years

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filipino!mc who pouts their lips to point where things could be found and the obey me characters mistaking it as them asking for a kiss

warning: kind of long post im sorry hehe enjoy especially to my fellow filo besties — crack, fluff, established relationship, obey me x gn!reader

characters included: brothers, dateables + luke (platonic)

language used: english, few tagalog words mentioned here and there

LUCIFER (lucitot)

you spend a lot of time in his office especially that lucifer always have his butt stuck in his wheelie chair

and he's an overworker, we all know that. and it's been a habit of yours to fix the paperworks and loads of stuff in his room

you're basically his secretary! just kidding- lucifer likes it when you help him with his work, it literally melts his heart like you are his mc—

but as much as he loves that you help him around, it gets hard for him to find things he needs since he doesn't know where you put ‘em

late evening and you're slouched on the couch, busy on your DDD and lucifer's doing his paperwork- now where's that one file he needs???

“mc? you cleaned my office yesterday, right? where have you put the file of the demons who caused the chaos on hell's kitchen?”

without looking up to him, you pouted and gestured your head to the piles of paper next to a bookshelf

mc??? what are you doing??? he's asking you where did you put his files-

why are you pouting?

wait. do you want him to kiss you?

chuckles to himself and forgets what he was asking for- you are so needy for himmmm you literally have to ask for a kiss to point where his files are??? did you even heard him?

walks up to you and kisses your cheeks

you looked at him, eyes wide, confused.

“lucifer? do you wanna take a break? cuddles?”

is taken aback. wHAT DO U MEAN ??? YOU WERE THE ONE ASKING FOR IT!!!

“what? i was simply giving you what you want. you were pouting so i thought-”

you laughed.

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIM!! HE IS NOW EMBARRASSED. HE'S SHY. MCCCC-

dying inside, he's blushing

“no, love. i was pointing to the file you need over there—” you pouted again and gestured your head and lucifer finally looks at where you were pointing—

and he was like. oh. oh.

clears his throats. forget it happened mc.

you chuckled again at his flushed face and he goes back to work, embarassed.

he's revoking your kisses and cuddles privileges for a week.

MAMMON (bogart, my baby he's totally not my favourite what are you talking about-)

YOU ARE LITERALLY ALWAYS TOGETHER

and mammon observes you as always so he knows your habits and like the little things you do like when you scrunch your nose when you try to hide your laughter when luci scolds the anti-lucifer league, and how you have a snack pack for beel, and how you are always kind to mammon-

like. ha. mc he's totally not obsessed with you what the hell are you talking about

but ANYWAYS this pouting-pointing gesture you do, he haven't really noticed since you don't do it a lot

but when the first time you've done it he was trying to find his box of perfume in his room

you were watching a movie in his room until his agent starts calling for him- oh no he was so engrossed in spending time with you he forgot he had an appointment today boom mc you make him go crazy

he was already being fidgety and trying to find everything he needs before he goes

but he can't find his box of perfume!!!

WHERE THE FUCJ IS IT

“mc, have you seen where'd i put my cologne? i can't find it!”

you were on top of his bed and watching him ransack the whole room to find his perfume

you pouted your lips and gestured to the box just near the bed- how mammon missed seeing that you'll never know

when he looked at you and see you pouting his brain goes HDJAJDJSJDJW MC?

he's in the middle of something here. why are you pouting? are you upset coz he needs to go? are you asking for a kiss, perhaps?

grumbles and mutters how this is not the right time to ask for a kiss mc he's so late to an appointment and he's asking for your help and you're asking for a kiss??? hmp BUT OF COURSE you'd ask he's THE great mammon so ask all u want

he walks up to you and kisses your forehead

you look at him ???

“what’s that for?”

if he wasn't blushing furiously then, well he is NOW.

WDYM MC 😭

is shy. is stumbling. what the fuck just happened? tries to come up for an answer

you chuckled and shakes your head, you reached for the perfume next to you and hands it to him

he's still embarassed.

he leaves without saying a word

but once he gets over it, he takes not of this habit of pouting-pointing gesture of yours

sometimes when he have the courage he tries to kiss u and uses it as an excuse

“huh? ya weren't asking for a kiss? thought you were because you were pouting! but that's okay! who doesn't love a kiss from THE GREAT MAMMON?”

(but if you tell him you don't like it when he does that, he'll stop. he will only kiss u when u want him to and when ur okay w it hihi)

he is the greatest okay good bye

LEVIATHAN (lebleb bby)

LEVVVVV!!!!!

he's such a torpe he probably wouldn't even dare kiss you

it's just another anime movie night, you're watching something on devilflix or deviltube or a new release DVD he ordered

it's a miracle (hmm) that lev's other brothers are not barging in with your date tonight he's very thankful they're all out

is trying to find the remote to adjust the volume of the film you were watching

“mc where'd I put the remote again? i can't see it anywhere.”

eating your popcorn and not speaking up you pouted your lips to point the remote just out there

he looks at you— “huh????”

mc... why... are you pouting?

do you want him- a yucky otaku- to kiss you or??_?#?£?

blushing so red his face looks like a tomato

comes near you and give you a peck

covers his face with his hands

“hey what did you do that for???”

this is so embarrassing!!_!#!#

“wAHHH!!! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A KISS IM SO SORRY-” give him a kiss and tell him it was alright

you have to reassure the poor boy because he's so embarrassed about it

the remote is forgotten

the remote was back to in topic when lucifer barged in to tell you to lower down whatever you were watching

within the week, whenever levi remembers it, he flushes red and melt in his seat

SATAN (tantan my fave dudebroparechong™)

since satan basically have a lot of competition to your attention he makes sure he occupies your time and attention more than anybody else

you're always together because he's your tutor and he loves spending time with you

another day in the library and you're just studying about devildom history for an essay activity from school

he looks at you and look around the piles of books and paper around him

where the fuck is that book again...??? didn't he just put it down beside him?

he looks at you, your adorable face so focused on what you were doing, your nose scrunched and eyes furrowed

he chuckled to himself

“hey, mc!”

you look at him, “what is it?”

“have you seen where i put the book i was just reading?”

you look around your environment and pouted

satan, a very brilliant smart genius probably brainy from the womb intellectual, was confused

?????

help what. why are you pouting?

admittedly, he haven't figured all of your quirks and human habits yet but what is this

are you... asking for a kiss?

oh. oh.

satan walks up to you and gives you a kiss

you look at him and he looks at you

both very confused at what just happened

“satan...???”

oh. so you didn't asked for a kiss?! oh. oh.

“i apologize, mc. i thought you were asking for a kiss.”

you shook your head and pointed to the book again

man's was blushing, red as hell

you laughed and told him it was okay because you love his kisses

FLUSTERED SATAN BABY NOISES

it probably happens a lot because when it comes to you, satan throws his brains out.

love is irrational and makes-you-stupid kind of a thing after all (no he just loves kissin' your adorable face)

ASMO (momo pop pop)

asmoooo my whiny babie and very painful character to have as a kin

if you're an asmo stan, good for you! asmo kinnies, i hope you're doing okay and you don't have to pretend to be something you're not to appease people. you're great! love lots!

ANYWAYS HEHEHEHE

spending the skin care routine session with our skin care beauty king asmo!!!!!

another night, another win

as asmo puts on your facemask, smiling at you, you can't help but feel happy

it's so relaxing to be with asmo

“there! all done, hon.” he says after successfully putting your facemask he looks at you one more time and you give a thumps up

“well, now, where is my facemask?”

since you can't really speak up you pouted your lips, his facemask was just behind him

he looks at you, “hm?”

mc why are you pouting?

“oh? do you want me to kiss you?”

he can't kiss your face so he just settles for your neck or hand

MC VERY VERY FLUSTERED

i mean this is the avatar of lust u know so....

asmo smiles :D almost forgetting about the facemask

you do make magic in his life, love

you just used your finger to point to him where the facemask is

well it's a fun and long night for the both of you

BEEL (beeli my boi)

hNGHSHAHDJSJ

nice boyfriend you have there

anyways beel was probably asking for a food he hid in the kitchen but he can't see them?_!#?????? he hopes someone haven't ate it already...

you were there with him, of course you are, the both of you are always together

ask if you have seen his food

you tell him you hid it somewhere in the fridge and you point your lips

confused baby beel noises

babes??? what are you doing???

comes closer to you

still confused

kisses your head

more confused baby beel noises

“beel??? what are you doing?”

“i'm sorry, mc. i thought you were asking for a kiss?”

really respectful about it and is kinda shy and blushing fbsjdjen

you laugh and told him you were just pointing out where you put his food

“oh okay” and it's forgotten he doesn't really make a big deal out of it

sigh he's so cute you know

BELPHIE (kalabaw here we go again)

belphie fandom's evil baby, the problematic fave, hmp.

ANYWAYS HERE YA GO Y'ALL

napping on the veranda is the go-to for the both of you because that's where the stars are or sometimes at the attic where it's just the two of you + beel

they're a package mc you can't seperate them.

and so because of him sleeping anywhere anytime it's not really that much of a wonder when he forgets where he puts his stuffs (his pillows actually)

tonight, you were gonna sleep with belphie per his request because he claims you do not spend enough time with him

(maybe i would if you didn't cho— /j)

you obliged of course

as you settle in for the night he noticed that his favourite blanket is missing in the pillow fort you two were making

“mc, where did you put my blanket?”

you pouted and gestured on his bed

too lazy to find out why you're pouting

sitting under the pillow fort

he pulls you down and gives you a quick kiss

“is that what you want?”

no belphie it was not but thank you anyways

HAHSHAHHFHEHFNEN you shook your head and grabbed the blanket on the bed yourself to give it him

better make it up to belphie who knows might get angry and chok—

JUST KIDDING HSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHAHDHW

DIAVOLO (dia boy, my third favourite golden boy)

diavolo i love you so much

similar to lucifer, you usually hang out in dia's office because he's always doing so much paperwork (poor baby)

you also help around organising his paperworks because there's too many

i feel so bad for him how does he do a lot of those paperwork man

“dear, have you seen where i put *that one* file???”

you were sitting near him as he does his work

eating some of barbatos’ snack treats hihi

you pouted your lips towards a pile of paper on his table

diavolo looks amused

“love?” well he guess it's alright too if he abandons his works for a little while and just cuddle with you i mean he have a lot of time later right???? barbatos wouldn't mind for sure

he sits on the couch beside you and kisses your cheeks

you look up to him

“oh, hi there, you done with your work?”

“not yet, but i thought you were asking for a kiss!”

“noooo, i was pointing to the paperwork you were missing!”

oh. well why didn't you said so, mc!

HE LOVED your pouting-pointing gesture so much he picked it up

barbatos was amused, you really are influencing the next king of devildom

but diavolo sometimes used your pouting as an excuse as you thinking that he's neglecting you so he can abandon his paperwork without guilt (sure tell yourself that baby)

barbatos gets STRESSED.

BARBATOS (speak of the devil, here comes muscovado [barbados] sugar)

well out of all of them i think barbatos would know what your pouting means

but will choose to kiss you nonetheless

i mean he is the all-time seeing lord, he knows a lot if not everything!

baking or tea making session with you is not uncommon

he loves being able to do his duty and serve you and spend time with you at the same time

one nice afternoon in the castle kitchen, there you both are

eating a freshly-baked cookies and newly brewed tea

you were just sitting down and talking, catching up with each other, it really is a nice afternoon

he stood and started to clean up the mess around the kitchen for a bit

noticed the sugar is missing

now where did he put it?

“mc, my dear, have you perhaps saw where i put the sugar?”

you pout, barbatos sees the sugar

but hehehehe

barbatos thinks it's so cute when you pout and it's like, there's always so much gap, between the times where you're apart and when you can spend time together.

kind of ironic that he almost feels like he doesn't have time in his hands when he's LITERALLY the lord of time- he could control it and yet. it's untouchable.

so he decides to give you a kiss

“hmm?” you ask

“nothing, my love. i just thought you're beautiful.”

boom who's blushing now y'all, it's you mc HAHAHAHAHSHAHS

dang barbatos 😔 why are you like that

SOLOMON (sol sol sol sol sol sol sol i love this white haired guy so much next to mammon, do you? he's the best you should all give him a lot of love)

solomon the wise, more like solomon the mischievous really

personally, from what i've gathered, i KNOW that his room is messy as fuck.

so messy that it's almost impossible to hang out in his room

like holy shit solomon, why do you have all this chemical and potions and books scattered in your room? how do you even sleep babes? see this is why we get curse accidents all the time

practising sorcery and having him tutor you in some stuff is how solomon whisks you away from the house of lamentation whenever you're at RAD

stupid demons taking all of your time! what about him? (don't tell the others he called them stupid what if lucifer never makes a pact with him???)

anyways, another afternoon and you were taking a break from practising magic

you were sitting on the bed, watching him work his magic

solomon was experimenting potion, he's telling you all about it as he work

you sigh fondly, he's so awesome.

solomon looks at you and smiles

“hey, by the way, where's that book you were reading earlier?”

you pouted your lips

and solomon was :0

oh, mc. uh. do you want a kiss?

i mean OKAY! solomon wants one too so okay alright

leans in to you and kiss

?????? moment

“sol, what's that for?”

oopsies. “you didn't wanted a kiss?”

“i mean, yeah, it was okay! but i was pointing at the book you were asking for.”

oh.

well whenever you're together and you pout to points at things he finds it so adorable he cups your face and kisses you

he just really loves you very much

SIMEON (angel :0)

simeon asked you to accompany him shopping, solomon was busy and luke was with barbatos and hey! he figured this is a good time to be with you

strolling around the devildom with simeon is peaceful and fun

also doing grocery because you both feel like a couple who's been married for more than 10 years shopping for their home

hihihihihduwh simeon, you down bad (pun intended, hope you get it)

in the condiments section, he can't seem to find what he needs

was it even there?

“mc, where can we find the *product* around here?”

busy looking at another product, you pouted him to a different aisle

cue simeon's internal rambles, praying and shaking

why did you pout????

what was that???

wERE YOU ASKING FOR A KISS?

OH. OH MY GOD!!!!

blushing, he taps your shoulder and when you look at him he kisses your forehead

!!_#!!?????

😳 <- both of you

you looked away from each other

“oh, uhm i said *product* was over there”

simeon mutters a “sorry” and “right yes”

nobody says a word about what happened

very awkward grocery shopping

at the end of the day, before you went home to the house of lamentation you kissed simeon's cheeks and told him you enjoyed the day

simeon was smiling the whole night, even as he eats and washed the dishes which kind of creeped luke

dw love your dad's just in love

LUKE (GOLDEN BOY, MY SON!!!!)

baking and studying is two of the main things you do together

and napping when you're both tired from said activities

well today isn't any different

luke was very excited to tell you about a new cake recipe barbatos taught to him

you told him that it's great! maybe tomorrow you could bake together because today you were gonna study

he said alright, he's just really happy to spend time with you

but y'know, you shouldn't know that

(michael why is every kid you've taken under your wing turns out to be a tsundere what are you doing to them)

studying with you, for luke, is great. he looks up to you as another older sibling/parental figure but you don't know that.

he will never admit it but he loves being spoiled by you.

after hours of studying about devildom history, you both decided to take a break. you said he did great and patted his shoulder for a great job!

simeon is finally home from angelic work trip

and luke's also very excited to tell him about his day esp barbatos’ cake recipe because he also wants to bake it with simeon !!!

the problem was he forgot where he put the written recipe, must have mixed with both of your academic paperworks

oh no.

“mc, have you seen where's barbatos cake recipe???”

oh. you pouted

and luke looked at you confused

HELLO MC? what?

pout? so a kiss? what is happening?

goes up to you and kisses your cheeks nonetheless, blushing.

“oh why, thank you luke!”

blushing still

“yeah well you're asking for a kiss so as your friend and guardian angel, it's rightfully to give one to you!”

you chuckled.

man, luke is so adorable i wanna squish that kid he reminds me of my brother (who is more annoying)

simeon found the recipe though after looking at the paperwork luke have done

he's proud of his son too hihi

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ga-yuu · 3 months

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Kurama and Ibuki Sequel Cute moments Part 1 Ft. Rikka

While playing the route I was wondering where the cute and funny moments were because we're at the point where the 2nd necromancer is already killed. But here we are. Also I love that, despite this being Kurama and Ibuki's route, Rikka's moments are sprinkled here and there. I guess the selling point of this route is Rikka.

Kurama: *glares at Ibuki*

Ibuki: *smiles at Kurama*

Yoshino and the soldiers: *nervous*

The sliding door opens...

Tamamo: "It's me, Tamamo!"

Rikka: ".......it's me, Rikka..."

Tamamo: "We're here to start the very first Demon's Naughty Competition!"

Yoichi: "Yayy!!!" *clap clap clap~*

Kurama and Ibuki: "!?"

Rikka: "I don't want to talk to more people, but since Tamamo asked to, I can't say no to him. I'm doing this for Tamamo."

Kurama: "What are you up to Tamamo?"

Tamamo: "Like I said, Ibuki and Kurama, you guys are going to take part in a competition to deepen your friendship. Because it's crucial for the upcoming trials."

Kurama: "Competition? Oh, you mean, you're going to count who cuts down most heads in this room?"

Soldiers shivers in the corner.

Ibuki: "Now now, don't scare those poor guys."

Tamamo: "Yes, let me explain first. You two will be playing a ball throwing game. The person who throws most ball in the other person's basket will be the winner."

Tamamo: "And your reward will be, spending time with Yoshino."

Yoshino: "Why me!?"

Tamamo: "Because Yoshino, you can offer so many nice things."

Rikka: "Yeah, like a kiss..."

Yoshino: *blushing*

Rikka: "Or maybe something else?"

Rikka: "Maybe the winner gets to cuddle with Tamamo's tail."

Ibuki: "Who cares about that? I'm more interested in the Yoshino gift."

Yoshino: "Stop joking already!"

Ibuki: "Who says I'm joking!? Ask Kurama. What do you say, Kurama?"

Kurama: "Don't be ridiculous!"

Yoshino: "Phew~"

Kurama: "Yoshino, you as a whole could be a gift."

Yoshino: "No! No no no!"

Tamamo: "How about this, Kurama? If you win, you can fight Rikka. You're interested to see Rikka's powers, right?"

Kurama: *eyes sparkles*

Yoshitsune: "Kurama is having a change of heart."

Kagetoki: "Looks like things will start real quick."

Yoshino: "Yoshitsune-sama and Kagetoki-san too!"

Akihito: "I'll be the referee."

Ibuki: "Why are you in this?"

Akihito: "I'll start by deducting 1200 points from Ibuki because he's an old man."

Ibuki: "Don't be the referee if you're gonna be unfair."

Yasuchika: "Huh? Akihito-sama is the best referee! Best referee in this entire world! He's never unfair! Everything he says is fair! EVERYTHING!"

Akihito: "I know, Yasuchika. Thank you."

(These two are here too, is there anyone else?)

Sueharu: "Bets on who will win?"

Morinaga: "Ahh..it's hard. I can't predict this one."

Sueharu: "No one asked you Morinaga!"

Yoshitsune: "I bet Kurama will win."

Kurama: "Don't say the obvious."

Ibuki: "Is everyone that free tonight?"

Tamamo: "Anyways, it's decided that the winner will be able to claim Yoshino's time and can do anything with Yoshino as a romantic partner."

Yoichi: "Wow, doesn't that sound fun?"

Yoshino: "What if I say no?"

Rikka: "Looks like you need an example. Let me show you."

Pins her to the wall and holds her cheeks.

Rikka: "I'll show you what good things will happen if you fall in love with me. Maybe, some things might be immoral and troublesome to say it in words. How about I show you instead?"

Yoshino: *blushing and shakes her head vigorously* "No need for live examples! Enough!"

Rikka: "......."

Rikka: "Hehe...you look cute."

A smile appeared on Rikka's face and he moved closer----

Kurama: "How long will this example continue?"

Ibuki: "Now I want the prize. That's enough for the demonstration."

Rikka: "You're right. If I don't stop here, I might end up doing terrible things."

Morinaga: "Of course you should. Yoshino's safety is our main priority."

Yoshitsune: "...I was about to pull out my sword just in case."

Rikka: "Everyone really loves you."

Ibuki: *holds Yoshino's hand* "So the winner gets her, right?"

Kurama: "Then let's start the battle. No matter what it is, I'm going to win!"

*Game starts and few seconds later*

Yasuchika: "Oh my, the basket is in flames."

Yoichi: "This doesn't seem like a regular ball throwing game anymore."

Kurama: "Ibuki, what the hell are you doing to my basket!?"

Ibuki: "Look carefully."

Throws the ball and the ball goes straight through the basket making a hole.

(They're not holding back at all)

Akihito: "At least he's holding back a little."

Kagetoki:" Kurama is also counterattacking with his wind to deflect the ball."

Kurama: "You think you could win against a demon who can control wind? *starts glowing*

Yasuchika: "OMG! I'm getting excited!"

Ibuki: "Let's see, shall we?" *starts glowing*

Yoshitsune: "It looks more like a supernatural tournament than a regular ball throwing game."

Tamamo: "That's why it's called the Demon's Naughty competition in the first place."

Yoshino: "This is too naughty!"

Tamamo: "What can we do, if they are young in both mind and body?"

The flaming balls go back and forth in lightning speed and baskets have melted to crisp. All the soldiers moved away and watching the fight from afar.

Benkei: "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?"

Benkei came running and behind him was Shigehira-kun in shock.

Shigehira: "What is this? Am I in hell?"

Yoritomo: "Everyone looks excited tonight."

Morinaga smiled happily at Yoritomo who approached calmly.

Morinaga: "Yes! Looks like the roof is gonna explode."

Sueharu: "Also, the only things that the Rebels and myself have destroyed are things of no value. So please sent all the repair costs to the Imperial Court, thank you."

Right after Sueharu said that.

Yoshitsune and Akihito: "Ah!"

Kurama and Ibuki's powers collided with each other and the roof explodes.

#ikemen series #ikemen genjiden #cybird ikemen #cybird otome #otome #cybird #ikegen #ikemen genjiden kurama #ikemen genjiden ibuki

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cl00udyyanan · 1 year

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angel or devil

part two here

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synopsis: scara and itto are demons and you're their angel :)

warnings: mentions of death and demons, not religious just kinda made up,

characters: scaramouche, itto

notes: i was gonna write a blurb or smth like that but didn't have to motivation so i made this lol, i wanna expand on this one day and make a scenario for both but i'll do that later (scara could be ooc but i think he's fine, i like sly bully scara over emo mean scara anyway hehe)

scaramouche

* bully.

* doesn't take his job as seriously as he should, like he does the work

* yk reaping ppls souls and haunting bad ppl up until their deaths wtv demons do

* but he's supposed to be scary or atleast mischievous all he does is rip his clients to shreds

* "you killed a bunch of ppl and you were setting fires? sick." or "you dumbass you thought if you tried to stab someone they wouldn't fight back? look at you stupid now you're dead and ended up with me"

* probably causes half of the deaths cuz he can (he's a rebel bad boy)

* regarding you,, you're his favorite little angel (wouldn't tell you that tho has too much pride)

* likes to follow you to your clients and piss you off, he promised to not directly interfere with your work, even though him pretty much being there is doing exactly what he said he wouldn't

* "i bet you that guy you're helping has committed ed a couple crimes, give 'em to me. make your life muuuch easier"

* literally screw off

* he's actually pretty sweet to you,, doesn't wanna admit it

* likes to hold pinkies in your guys free time only pinkies nothing more

* make fun of him for it and he'll belittle you into the ground

itto

* dear god who let him in charge of other people's lives

* literally horrible at his job anyone who he's supposed to bring to their afterlife ends up across the earth bc itto 'got lost'

* really good at causing hell for his clients though esp the ones who are terrible people. he will do the most to mess with people, unties their shoe laces, pants them, make stuff fly around (basic demon activities)

* despite being a demon he's actually a good person (so canon am i right)

* one time he had to take care of a little girl for his job and he couldn't do it so he let her live :,( got in trouble for it but didn't care

* with you though, it makes his job so much better, that is he just doesn't do it

* when he tags along with you he accidentally makes it difficult for you

* you try and introduce yourself to one of your clients who just passed and itto wants to help out, ends up scaring the shit out of them bc that's all he knows how to do

* poor guy just wanted to help after that you told him not to do that or he couldn't help you

* gives you big hugs and talks up your ear when he sees you, likes to cuddle with his sweet angel

* flexes to the other demons that he has the best angel ever literally

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so precious

#genshin fluff #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact scaramouche #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #genshin impact #arataki itto #arataki itto x reader #itto x reader #itto fluff #scaramouche fluff

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puffpastrycrimewatch · 3 months

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i would love to know more about tudor tbh, especially how his funky animals guide him 👀 i cant wait to draw cizel and tudor again 😁😁

I'll start with the funky little guys!

(some music because this is a lot)

Okay lol I don't think I ever gave the funky animals names, so the cats name is Yara (yar-ah) and the dog's name is Dobi (doe-bee)

(One thing to note is that Yara and Dobi are smarter than the average pet so they usually can understand exactly what someone is saying unless they don't know the language but they'll eventually learn)

So for Yara and Dobi they essentially do exactly what real life hearing/seeing service animals do, you can use these as an example, I'd recommend watching videos about guide dogs it's very informative plus it's fun to learn something new!

*Tudor usually snaps is fingers to get the animals attention and communicates with hand signs when giving Yara and Dobi commands

Yara acts as Tudors eyes and ears, clawing or nudging Tudor to let him know if someone is approaching and can let Tudor know if they are dangerous or friendly

(side note Dobi no longer has three legs, instead Yara will now have three legs for now on, I guess she's a caterpillar )

As for Dobi he acts as Tudors eyes and ears as well, specifically he guides Tudor, Tudor puts a leather harness on him when he needs help, an example of Dobi guiding Tudor would be letting him know if there is chair to sit in or just guide Tudor safely

Specifically this leather harness (courtesy of Amelia)

And here's how Tudor would hold it, I took a screenshotit from this video! You should give it a watch it should help with the harness thing!

Hehe I just had to draw Dobi in it

And here's little bit about their personalities!

Dobi is a classic goofy dog, he acts like a husky except when he barks it's more like a weird monster sound, Dobi gets distracted sometimes but Yara usually gets his attention back on track

(he has a weird mouth)

Yara has big ol' eyes, you can almost never tell what she's feeling, she's untrusting of strangers but there are rare cases where she can tell someone is not a threat on the spot, she's protective of tudor and loves cuddles, she almost never leaves Tudors side

And now here's a speedrun of Tudors backstory!

So Tudor is from the plane Gahenna(basically hell), life is tough there, the strong only survive, the people that live there are known as demons

Despite his disabilities he built his very own tavern with his friends! Life was good, the other demons seemed happy, until one day out of the blue his hometown was attacked and burnt to the ground leaving him feeling a bit hopeless, his friends had disappeared as well nowhere to be found, his tavern was damaged but nothing a few repairs could fix, oh and I forgot to mention since Gehenna is a dangerous place Tudor and his friends designed it in a way where it can move, it's a tavern on wheels pulled by a chimera, the tavern (also has an emergency teleport, which teleports the tavern to a random area, it's not a guarantee safety measure hence why it's only for emergencys, it takes a lot of magical power for it teleport once) unfortunately the chimera died during the pillage so it took Tudor about 4 weeks to find another one but after that debocle, Tudor was inspired by the Imps who had escaped Gehenna a century ago and was now determined to escape Gehenna as well.

(*the towns demons couldn't get to the tavern due to them being at a festival that was being held out of town)

So Tudor ends up wandering by himself, he's not completely helpless by himself though, he can take care of himself pretty well using a broom stick and ASL (ASL is pretty common in Gahenna it's usually used for safety reasons) but anyways he travels for about 8 years, over those years he first finds Yara (the cat) in her demonic form injured and fighting for her life, Tudor decides to help not knowing who he was helping, soon when they are both safe Tudor tends to Yaras wounds and she calms down and returns to her relaxed form and he lets her rest in his tavern however Yara escaped the next day but flash forward Tudors in trouble and Yara comes in and saves him, turns out shes been following his tavern this whole time and she lets herself in and makes herself at home, next is Dobi! Ummm...Dobi found Tudor this time, he was a little puppy when dobi found Tudor he was all alone in the open barking at Tudors chimera playfully Tudor decided to take in Dobi seeing as Tudor needed all the help he could get to escape (Tudor may not be able to see but anything small is cute to him lol) , Yara acted as a replacement mom for Dobi, showing him discipline and teaching him how to hunt and so on. Tudor had to make deals with other demons, sometimes to his disadvantage.

One day something strange happened in Gahenna, a gate to the mortal plane had opened, he could feel it for some reason but he didn't know where it was, so he took a chance and pulled emergency teleport lever and got lucky enough to be teleported to the mortal realm, Tudor was shocked he didn't know what to do

I hope that's enough info! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)👍

If not feel free ask me for some more info! ( ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)/

My phone is at 3% so excuse the typos I'm rushing now ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

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t4tmoreid · 2 years

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gimme your favorite cm headcanons

i will celebrate you posting again like a kpop comeback

omg hiiii hehe ok honestly it's been a hot minute since i've thought about cm hcs but:

spencer is a cat dad to the most evil little asshole in the world <3 he's got this white and orange cat that he adopted when he was working on his first PhD cause he thought the company would be nice, and he named it something that's frankly stupid and annoying like Proton or Sagan or something, and this cat is like, objectively a little shit. like, he claws up the furniture, hides under the sofa to swat at spencer's feet when he walks by, pushes his glasses of the counter, eats pages out of any books spencer leaves around, etc etc. and spencer loves him dearly but he is just beefing with this little cat CONSTANTLY. like he's always showing up to work with scratches on his hands and arms, dramatically monologuing and whining about how this little shit has it out for him specifically and how he's quite literally the devil himself in cat form. but then the second someone else chimes in and is like "yeah your cat is kind of an asshole man" spencer's just like i'm sorry what did you say to me. watch your mouth dude that's my fucking cat and i love him more than anything. fuck you.

speaking of cats, hotch is like, a cat magnet for a reason none of them can quite grasp. like he's really more of a dog person, never been that much of a cat lover if he's being honest, but any time he's over at spencer's or emily's their cats just will not leave him alone. and because the universe has a sense of humour, hotch is pretty much the only person who spencer's cat will cuddle with. like the first time spencer has the team over to his place, he's barely gotten the words out to warn them to be careful around his little demon spawn before he turns around to see his cat up in hotch's lap, purring obnoxiously looking for pets. traitor.

derek teases spencer mercilessly for his nerdy glasses, but he literally has reading glasses himself, he's just so far into it at this point that he'd rather die than admit it. he gives himself headaches constantly because he refuses to wear them and give spencer the satisfaction.

emily and derek get like, really extremely competitive over video games. you'd think it would be penny cause she's really the gamer among them, but when mario kart or just dance comes out derek and emily become people that they're honestly not proud of. and like the trash talk that comes out is quite frankly bizarre, so penelope prefers to just sit back with her wine and watch them bicker and sabotage one another like bratty siblings.

derek is always making mixtapes for spencer <3 i know i have a post about this somewhere, but like at least once a week derek is carefully curating a new collection of songs to burn onto a cd that he says spencer just has to listen to - because you're so uncultured about music it's honestly unacceptable spence - it's not at all because he has a stupid little crush that he can't quite seem to kick and he has no idea how the hell he's supposed to approach that when it's his stupid, awkward, gangly, endlessly endearing close friend doctor reid, and music is like the one thing he can fall back on as a way to get his feelings out so he doesn't, like, explode.

can i say homophobic jj. LOL like will people get mad at me if i say that. anyway jj is the girl who brags about having gay friends and tags along to the gay bar with penny emily spencer and derek cause she doesn't want to be left out and then gets grossed out when a woman tries to flirt with her SORRY ok i'm sorry. god.

whenever things are especially busy at the unit (or worse than usual at home) hotch tends to stays really late. penelope knows this, and she also knows that when hotch holes away in his office pouring over paperwork for hours and hours after everyone else has long since gone home, he very rarely takes the time to remember to get something to eat. so penelope has taken to bringing in an extra serving of whatever she takes for lunch, whether it's an extra sandwich or a second tupperware container of leftover pasta, and before she heads home she always comes up with some excuse to give it to hotch. she tells him she went out to lunch with derek so she didn't end up needing it, or she was half asleep this morning when she'd packed it and she'd made a second sandwich without thinking, and honestly hotch you might as well take it cause if you don't it's just gonna go in the garbage anyway and it's not good to waste food, hotch, there are people who are starving. and he always concedes, eventually, and accepts her food. she always looks so pleased with herself, like she's pulled the wool over his eyes, and hotch's throat kinda feels tight with the knowledge that someone cares enough to make sure he eats when he stays late, and also penelope is like a really good cook, so there's that, too.

when spencer has his hair grown out longer he lets penelope use him as a model to teach derek how to braid. derek has tried to braid penelope's hair before, with little success, and it's so much easier to show him on somebody else, but no matter how much she'd begged emily had refused to give in, so spencer it was. and honestly spencer thinks it's kinda nice, the feeling of somebody's fingers playing with his hair. especially when they're penelopes fingers, which move gently and lightly and don't pull too hard, and he comes out of it with a pretty french braid that has pieces falling out in the front because if they're being totally honestly his hair isn't quite long enough for this yet. derek is sort of less gentle when it's his turn to try, more prone to accidentally pulling so hard it makes spencer's whole fucking scalp tingle, but it's still nice to be sitting cross legged on the floor between derek's knees with derek's hands in his hair, so spencer only complains a little bit.

penelope keeps one of those "word of the day" tearaway calendars on her desk, and every so often she throws some word like "mellifluous" into conversation out of nowhere and everybody is just like 😐

#criminal minds is a show about copaganda and serial killers and murder and i'm like tee hee what if they braided each others hair like #little kids at a slumber party <3 #i tried to think of something for rossi but honestly i don't care enough about him to headcanon anything LOL #but thank you for asking this i loveeeee talking about this stuff <33 #ask #weird-hoodie-kid #anti jj #<- just in case LMAO sorry #hcs #ap

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Brother!Foolish AU: What if in this AU Foolish still had his godly powers? Like, he comes onto the server to check on his mortal baby brother and finds out that it’s all gone to shit, so he decides “Screw it. MY server now.” and just adopts everyone. Forcefully. He has to prove his strength and get them to submit first — which he absolutely can do — but because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone he has to use tickles instead. So there’s just a 23 foot giant roaming the server, picking up civilians in one hand and using the other (and sometimes his mouth) to tickle them to pieces. (Sapnap puts up a big fight. It takes him about two hours before he gives up.) (Foolish is particularly mean to Quackity, and EXTRA mean to Sam, continuing to punish them for what they did to his brother even after they’ve given up the idea of fighting against their new god.)

Ideas:

Raspberries. Long, smothering raspberries against the sides and tummy. They cover the ribs, too. And as a god, he can take in a LOT of air.

Nibbles. Dream hated them as a kid, so of course Foolish knows how to give them a real bite. Plus he’s a shark-totem hybrid, so. Sharp teeth.

Feathers. Big ones. He pins the arms and legs down with his fingers to keep them from curling in on themselves and brushes feather against their tummies with his other hand. Sometimes — if they’ve been particularly bad — he used the pointy quill to draw shapes against their ribs, sides, feet, wherever makes them scream the most. (Quackity can’t stand this, so he gets at least ten full minutes of it.) (Foolish wonders aloud why the ducky is so sensitive to feathers. Counterintuitive, right?) (A lot of this is due to Dream’s torture, but also Quackity wasn’t exactly a good boss. About time he reminded him about the dangers of treating your employees like crap.) (The other Las Nevadas employees might be helping, or just cheerfully watching from nearby.)

Bad frequently provokes him anyway, so it’s no surprise that he knows exactly how the demon likes to be picked apart. He just — goes a little further this time. (He explains the situation afterward, and Bad ends up helping him — partially due to his guilt over being a bystander to Dream’s torture, even if he was being gaslit by Sam into thinking it was all in his head.) (Alternatively: Bad is put in charge of looking after Dream and keeping him from doing something stupid while Foolish goes on his rampage.) (…Kinda prefer that second option, ngl.) (Side plot: Bad and Dream and soft, sleepy cuddles :) )

Punz isn’t let off the hook. Foolish has (rightly) determined that Punz is a huge enabler. Punz is given a stern talking to after their little…duel.

ffzgxhs foolish the giant tickle monster oh god 😅😵‍💫 that’s adorableeeeee

(discussion below)

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couple things that stood out to me;

giant, shark teeth nibbles 😵‍💫 just the fear factor would be through the roof?? especially if he’s just picked them up?? like they’re absolutely helpless,,, also bigger mouth equals more surface area covered for raspberries/nibbles 😍

quackity being sensitive to feather tickles despite having feathers is literally the cutest things and one of my favourite tropes. but again,, giant feathers?? like imagine a giant feather running up the back or stomach 🥴

the fact that news would probably spread quickly that foolish has become the tickle monster,, and therefore people would be extra panicked when he catches them (panicked tickles are just >>>>>>)

BAD GIVING DREAM COMFORT TICKLES IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE AND I HAVE A WIP about it 😭

foolish actually letting bad help him out :(( kinda like the idea of bad helping dream play jokes on foolish, knowing full well that dream would get into trouble for it (and hopefully him as well hehe). but also knowing that it would cheer dream up

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#llama asks #soup the destroyer #Soups Brotherly Foolish AU #ler!foolish #lee!badboyhalo #lee!punz #lee!quackity

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