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briteboy · 1 year

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harvestfest pt. ii

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onlymingyus · 3 months

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warm hearts

pairing; choi seungcheol x gn reader

genre; fluff

warnings; just two simps in love, mentions food and eating

w/c; 500 and some change

a/n; cheol posted these pics and he is my comfort member (one of them). i am struggling really bad mentally right now and i just needed to write something about how warm these pics made me feel. this is just a special posting, not on y schedule and it's very short so -- enjoy. thank you to @junkissed for the quick beta

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“It’s cold, baby…”

Seungcheol’s pouty voice makes you smile as you look at him through the viewfinder of his camera. His lips were pursed to match his voice and his eyes locked on you as he watched you take another step back in the snow.

“I know, Cheol, but you look so cute. Just a couple more.”

He was beginning to wonder why he had agreed to be the one to pose in the middle of the snow heart but seeing your smile as you looked at him over the camera made him want to agree to it all over again. You watch as his lips soften into a smile and you snap a few more shots, biting at your bottom lip as your stomach comes alive with butterflies.

You had been dating Seungcheol for a couple years but moments like this, when he would smile at you like that, made you feel like it was brand new. You fell in love with him all over again and it felt like he was doing the same.

Lowering the camera, you sigh, your breath visible in the cold, night air as you look at your handsome boyfriend, waiting patiently in the heart made of snow. He looked so small, crouched down, his arms resting on his knees but you knew that he wasn’t. You knew that at any moment he would have his arms back around you, cradling you against his body.

“All done. I think there is a market a little further up. Do you want to get a snack?”

Moving to his feet, Seungcheol seems to read your mind as he presses his cold lips together, moving in behind you to pull you, wrapping his arms around you. His eyes scan over the pictures you have taken of him as you click through them, a smile on his face as he leans his cold cheek against yours, enjoying the warmth of your body against his.

“Mm, yeah. I’m craving fishcakes.”

Sliding your hand along Seungcheol’s arm, you laugh at his craving before nodding in agreement to the idea of the warm broth that would accompany it.

“Sounds good, only if we can get hotteok too.”

Taking a step from Seungcheol, you laugh once again when he walks along with you, keeping his arm wrapped around your stomach.

“That’s basically written in the rules, so of course we will.”

A bright smile is on your face and you lean your head back against Seungcheol’s shoulder as you both walk in tandem. The walk is awkward and slow but it’s worth the effort as you feel not only the shared warmth but also that you don’t want to be anywhere else.

“Thank you for today, Cheol.”

Your soft words cause Seungcheol to smile as he leans against you, finally coming to a stop in the market. You didn’t have to thank him for something like that; he wanted to spend the day with you, the night, his life, but he would give you anything you asked for.

“You’re welcome, baby. Thank you for spending it with me.”

#seungcheol fluff #seventeen fluff #svthub #svt fluff #seungcheol x reader #seventeen x reader #scoups fluff #scoups x reader #svt x reader #seventeen imagines

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demonichikikomori · 6 months

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Show Me Somethin': Savanaclaw

(WARNING! CONTENT IN POST IS 18+ ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+)

Heartslabyul - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Pomfiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia

After dating for a few months, things start to get a little steamy. So, he decides to finally send you: A surprise dick pic.

♡ Leona Kingscholar x GN!Reader (400+)

♡ Ruggie Bucchi x GN!Reader (300+)

♡ Jack Howl x GN!Reader (500+)

Leona Kingscholar

Leona had never felt interested in sending pictures to you. But, that didn't mean he didn't like receiving them.

He loved seeing your bare chest captured in time, the sight of you fingering yourself, hearing you whine his name in a short video. It turned him on. But he never expected you to say anything about the one sidedness of the photo transactions. He laid in bed as the two of you exchanged a flurry of nighttime texts. It started with silly videos on MagiCam with the intent to wish the other goodnight, then the conversation quickly became less innocent. With a string of sad face emojis and pointed fingers you asked a question that left Leona frowning.

‘How come you never send pics back?’

He didn’t have an actual reason to not send you any photos. He just… Didn’t do it. Part of him assumed it was his subconscious telling him it wouldn’t be a good idea. He’s never tried to take them before. You did it so effortlessly, but he knew it was much more complex. He hesitated before responding.

'You never asked.'

He inwardly regretted the text, fearing it came off as rude. But when you sent another string of emoji's he began to relax. Almost. Eyes and smiley faces, blushing emoji's and hearts. You were asking him without saying it. The prince had no reason to refuse, after all, you sent them first. You needed some beat material too. Leona let out a soft huff as he nudged the blankets down to relax against his thighs. He never bothered with pajamas since he had his own personal bedroom, so this would be both quick and easy.

So he thought.

With each slow stroke, the prince began to feel anxious. How was he supposed to take the picture? Leona was a natural at everything. Almost everything. He raised his phone as he allowed his half erect cock to lay against his hardened stomach. It looked lazy, but there was a charm to it. Pre-cum oozed out of the tip and made his dark skin shine with the substance. The longer he looked at it through the phone lenses, the harder it became. Twitching, throbbing, and begging for attention. He couldn't help but turn his focus to his thumb hovering over the icon as he captured the image. One without the flash, and one with.

The beastman sent you the darker photo first, blurring it without any context. When you sent another string of emojis and a polite request for a brighter image he sent the other one and called you greedy. A full sixty seconds passed and he began to feel anxious again as he felt himself start to soften. Maybe it was a bad idea?

Before he could send a text back; you sent a picture of your own. If only you were there to see the way his cock twitched as he unblurred the photo.

Ruggie Bucchi

'shw me smthn'

The text was crude. Ruggie knew that. But that’s how he liked asking. The nastier the better.

It didn't matter if it was time for classes. It didn't matter if you were speaking with Crowley. It didn't matter if it was before classes, or after classes. Ruggie asked when he was in the mood. And it was your choice to play along or not. He sat in a bathroom stall, watching the grey bubble float and vanish. The process repeated itself until you responded. You didn't want to get caught. But you weren't saying no.

The hyena told you to just take a trip to the bathroom and do it. The grey bubble appeared again as Ruggie began to loosen his belt and unfasten his uniform pants. You only needed some motivation. Just so you knew he was planning on playing along. His hands were quick as he dressed down, quiet and cautious as his eyes flicked towards the direction of the bathroom stall, then back down to his own handy handiwork. You were still texting, but your messages went ignored as Ruggie’s face began to burn with excitement. He was already hard as he pulled himself free from his briefs. His strokes were slow as he opened his camera and decided to take a short video. The slow strokes left his toes curling in his shoes, he couldn’t hold back his soft whines and giggles, and he couldn’t help the pre leaking from his tip and down his fingers.

He ended the video with a peace sign, giving you a glimpse of the opalescent fluid clinging to his fingers like a shiny spiderweb. He sent the video with a satisfied look as he continued to stroke himself, occasionally bucking his hips as he waited for you to respond.

You asked him which stall he was in. Forget the picture. You wanted to see something in person.

Jack Howl

When you had hinted to Jack the concept of nudes, he didn't actually pick up on what you were referring to. He had occasionally sent you images of him flexing at 5am before practice with the rest of Savanaclaw, but that was all you got from him. You didn't press him anymore, but you always left heart emojis on the selfies you did get.

During a locker room conversation after track practice, Jack overheard some of his track mates talking about ex partners or ones that attended other schools. It was a conversation topic he never joined, but he always listened. They began to discuss if they’ve sent sexual photos before. Jack was silent, feeling shy that he was the only odd man out. When Jack was asked he only scowled in response and stormed off in silence.

What was so great about sending those kinds of pictures?

That night, Jack couldn’t sleep. He laid on his back, eyeballing his alarm clock then his phone. He didn't want to let something as trivial as locker room talk upset him. But he also started to feel... Insecure. Was he being prude? You and him have been dating for almost a year now. Jack's ears flattened against his head and he picked up his phone to text you, only asking if you were awake. It was already past midnight, so he wasn't surprised by your lack of response. He hesitated before sending another text.

'Your eyes only.'

Jack let out a soft exhale as he opened up the camera and began to push his blankets down his thighs. His fingers lingered around the cotton band of his sweatpants and his heart throbbed in his chest. From what he's overheard, it was way better as a surprise. Everything began to move in slow motion as his soft cock was now exposed to the air. Part of the beastman wondered if this was a good idea or not. You haven't complained about not seeing anything below his belt.

But he wanted to try, at least to say he made the attempt. Jack stroked himself slowly, picturing you in ways he always felt guilty about. He wanted to wait for more intimate interactions until the two of you got married. But day by day became harder and harder. "FFuck..." He growled under his breath, feeling his cock pulsate in his palm as pre-cum began to dribble from the flushed tip. He could see it through the phone screen. He could picture you between his thighs, licking him up and down with your plush pink tongue.

Right, the picture.

Jack held his cock in his fist and took the picture. Then another. He chose the best one, and blurred the image before sending it to you. You would be able to hold the photo to unblur it, and hopefully you wouldn't be upset with him and the surprise dick pic. Jack went to sleep feeling a little better. And when he woke up, it was a spammed catalog of you sending werewolf memes shredding your clothes and texts of you barking at him.

He didn't get you... But at least you liked the picture.

#Show Me Somethin'#twst smut #leona smut #ruggie smut #jack smut #leona x reader #ruggie x reader #jack x reader #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #savanaclaw

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matan4il · 6 months

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One correction: It's not GAP (what can you do with automatic translation), it's PIJ, which stands for Palestinian Islamic Jihad, a terrorist organization in Gaza, much smaller than Hamas, but also considered much more extremist.

Three points to take into account:

Even if you believe there's no humane sentiment among Israelis, Israel striking a hospital would be such a PR nightmare, that it really doesn't have any interest to do it.

The number of people killed being reported is unlike anything you've heard from any Israeli airstrike, and there's a reason for it. Hamas knows that hospitals are "protected," that Israel wouldn't strike there, so where do you think Hamas hides its headquarters and its ammunition storage? So once a PIJ rocket launched at Israel, ended up accidentally falling inside the Gaza strip, there's a good chance it hit the munition stored by Hamas in the hospital, causing a much bigger explosion than a few rockets can create on their own, and accounting for the number of dead.

In the past, when Israel did make a mistake and accidentally hit a large number of civilians, it did take responsibility for it. It took Israel quite a while (two hours) to respond to the claims that it was an Israeli strike precisely because IT TAKES TIME to make sure that there hadn't been any accidental strikes at the hospital. It doesn't take time to lie and throw the blame at someone else.

I prefer focusing on what is happening inside Israel, because those are voices that are barely shared online, but I know that Hamas didn't wait to actually find out what happened before blaming Israel, and that hatred for Israel is already being spread on and offline, so... I'm putting this out there.

Update: Here's a vid from Al Jazeera, they were filming Gaza, so they inadvertently filmed the PIJ rocket launched from Gaza, failing mid air, and then falling back down in Gaza, causing the explosion.

Update 2: Thanks to a reblog, I can add a link to even more images showing it was a failed launching within Gaza, with several different sources coming to the same conclusion.

Also, to the nonnie who asked me for a third, neutral party as a source... Al Jazeera is not neutral, it's firmly anti-Israel. They have a live stream of Gaza with clear timestamps. This is even better than a neutral source, because this is a channel with motivation to lie and vilify Israel, yet their footage ended up showing the opposite.

Update 3: There is now a picture from where the hospital took a hit. It seems that it was the parking lot.

If you click on the pic, it will take you to the Twitter thread, where people are doubting that this was the scene of 500 people dying. I don't know if it was or wasn't, but all casualty numbers coming out of Gaza? They're released by their Health Ministry, which is a part of Gaza's government. And that government is, all of it, Hamas. The same organization that massacred over 1,400 civilians in Israel.

The source is a Hamas-affiliated "news" account on Twitter.

There's now a video from inside the hospital's chapel, showing it mostly intact (other than the glass windows).

There's also a recording of two Hamas terrorists talking about the strike, where they themselves confirm that it was a rocket misfired by the PIJ. I can't embed another vid in this post, but I linked to the recording with English subtitles.

(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)

#israel #israeli #israel news #israel under attack #israel under fire #israelunderattack #terrorism #anti terrorism #hamas #jumblr #frumblr

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cowboycakes · 1 year

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P and Q with Johnny and Gyro? 👀

DIRTY JOHNNY AND GYRO HEADCANONS.

✰ sextapes, nudes and bedroom volume

MINORS DNI (18+) warnings: includes a gyjo scenario. modern au. sending nudes & sexting. sextapes. mentions of masturbation. praise. voice kink stuff? light exhibitionism. wc: ~500 dirty a-z headcanon list (requests closed!)

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

JOHNNY:

he's too timid to send anything other than a tasteful booty pic or a mirror pic showing off his v-line with the top of his dick barely peeking out of his boxers. he might put on a lacy thong and send you a taste of it if you're lucky.

GYRO:

sends you pictures of his dick. all. the. time. he knows it's long and pretty. sometimes he'll just send you a picture of it while he's hard and laying in bed. or he'll send one of his veiny hand gripping his cock (because he knows his hands are hot, too.) or a full-body nude. or he may send a fap vid wit the sound on. no shame.

GYJO:

J & G send nudes to one another when they miss each other </3 just imagine johnny in public opening an unsuspecting snap from gyro and finding out the hard way that it wasn't just an unsuspecting snap at all. he'd rush to hide his phone screen and get all flushed and embarrassed, then he'd need to hurry to find somewhere more private to relieve himself. gyro would be shameless about getting nudes from johnny. he'd set that shit as his home screen lmao. as far as recordings go, gyro would try to convince johnny to make a sextape with him. johnny'd be a brat about it at first n make fun of gyro for even asking, but the idea would eventually grow to turn him on with some gentle persuasion from gyro."you're gonna look so pretty on camera, johnny. why don't we try it out just once, huh?"

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

JOHNNY:

super vocal. it's not necessarily on purpose, but he just can't hold it in :( he'll give you all kinds of little whimpers, whines, moans, and sobs. he'll mutter gibberish and stutter over his words when it all becomes too much. every sound he makes is gorgeous, though.

GYRO:

he's loud about praising you n he needs to let you know how good you feel. lets out a lot of low moans and grunts while he thrusts into you, getting louder as he fucks you harder. also, i wrote about it here but he slips into italian when he's about to cum <3

note: thank you for the ask, anon. i'm so glad you wanted me to do these for them separately AND together. writing this was a treat. i know this took awhile so thank you for your patience.

#johnny joestar smut #gyro zeppeli smut #jjba smut #gyjo smut #sbr smut #gyro zeppeli x reader #jjba x reader #jjba x reader smut #steel ball run smut #johnny joestar x reader

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morallyinept · 6 months

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HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE! 🖤

How has your week been, lovelies?

My week started off with a touch of a cold, but thankfully hasn't developed into the flu or anything. One of the things I really can't stand most, is that feeling of being all bunged up in your face - bleurgh. Just no thank you ✋🏻

Otherwise, it's been all systems go as usual on the Jett plane. ✈️ Busy with work, busy with friends and busy with writing! 🥵

So Jack, let's crack that whip n' get into this week's whip round, sugar. Yeehaw!

Catch up on last week here, sugar.

☆ Things I've posted this week

Five Days - Chapter 3 - We're starting to get into the meat of this Joel Miller story a bit now and I'm so thankful for all of you that read, re-blog and leave comments on this. I am so glad you're all enjoying it!

Polynesian Kiss - One Shot - My first time writing for Max Phillips which was super fun! 🩸

Ring Toss - One Shot - Donuts & Frankie? Always a tasty treat. Inspired by the awesome & lovely @secretelephanttattoo and her Doughnut Debauchery Marcus Pike Fic. 🍩

Clickbait - Joel Miller GIFLET. I went over 500 words on this one, and I'm not sorry.

Cuts Like Glass - Dave York GIFLET. I'm considering expanding on this one... got a few ideas brewing in the ol' noggin for Dave. 😏

Ezra Ask - My lovely @sweetenerobert was putting ideas into my head first thing on Monday morning, and this quick drabble was the result. 🥵

Lazy Sunday Frankie Vibes HCs - This pic of Pedro from the La Vanguardia shoot, got me thinking some hot Frankie thots... 🔥

I also had some spicy Frankie thots on this awesome post by @rebel-held too. 🖤 Frankie Friday messed me up this week! 🫠

This week's Self-Care with Dieter & Jett focused on Sexual Expression & Repression. And we had World Mental Health Day on Tuesday. 🌍🧠❤️

Phew! It's been a busy week! 🥵

☆ Things I'm currently working on

• Editing the final draft of my Halloween fic to drop on Oct 31st. I'm excited for this one!

• Working on some more GIFLETS as always.

• A fair few one shot drafts that I've always got brewing. Have finished editing a Marcus Pike one shot that I'll probably post next week.

☆ Things I've read this week

My Favourite Fic Recs List hasn't been updated yet this week yet as I've been busy with other things, however all these stories below, and more, will added next week. 👇🏻

A few fics that stood out in particular that I read this week were:

Mystery Strain - @rebel-held I really enjoyed this alternative take on a sex pollen troupe from Rebel's Kinktober prompts, and may now also have a thing for Dieter's big, soft belly after reading this. 🤭

For You I Would Ruin Myself - @thelightsandtheroses Sticking with Dieter, this was a great emotionally charged story, and I love how Dieter was written in this. As much as I love reading smut (who doesn't?), I also really love stories where you are pulled into the inner workings of a character's emotions and thoughts, and sex isn't the main plot point, and this story really impressed me by doing that. Deffo recommend. 👍🏻

Behind Closed Doors - @sweetenerobert Where do I even start?! This was just utterly delicious and debauched. I had so much vivid imagery in my head reading this that a cold shower was needed afterwards, let me tell you. This was such a super hot read and I am so here for it! 🥵

Private & Confidential - @sin-djarin Becca has created the start of something truly wonderful here, I just know it. My Agent Pike senses are tingling to see where this story goes. You should totally check it out too. 🖤

50 - @linzels-blog This was a fic I really enjoyed this week, and I highly recommend it if you're looking for non-age gap fics specifically. It was utterly wonderful and features our favourite pilot, Frankie. 😍

In Another Life - @chronically-ghosted This beautiful Frankie story moved me. The way Taylor writes moves me. I am still thinking about this story and will read it over again. I urge you too also. You're really missing out on something utterly spectacular if you don't. 🖤

I Might Kill My Ex - @beskarandblasters This was such a fun, twisted little tale inspired by the song by Sza, about Joel, and I loved every second of this. It was super hot, and I really liked all the twisty turns this took me through. Deffo a must read. ☝🏻

☆ What have I been watching/listening to this week?

🎃 As it's spooky season, I watched a couple of horror films this week.

I rewatched Evil Dead Rise. I am a lover of the original films with Bruce 'The Chin' Campbell, but the remakes are quite good, particularly this one, I thought. I'm partial to a good horror film and it's been a while since I watched one that made me cringe and recoil at the gore. (The cheese grater scene, if you know, you know! 😬🫣)

Also rewatched both Scream and 30 Days Of Night this week too. Classics, IMO. 👍🏻

I'm looking forward to watching Talk To Me when that comes out on streaming too. The trailer looked fab.

Earworms of the week:

I just love Ronnie Radke's version of this Papa Roach original! I imagine it playing to the backdrop of an epic sex scene in a movie or something...

☆ What have I been up to this week?

Aside from the usual humdrum of work, I went on another short hike yesterday. Always good to get out and stretch the ol' legs.

A very good friend of mine cooked me a wonderful meal this week too when I visited them for a catch up. If you feed me, you can guarantee I will absolutely be your friend forever. 😀

As always, thanks to all those who have DM'd and sent Asks. It's so much fun getting to know you all! 🖤

Well, that was pretty much this week all whipped up in a nutshell! I hope you've all had a great week and are enjoying yourself this weekend too.🤘🏻

Stay kind & stay creamy 🖤

🖤

#jett's weekly whip round #agent whiskey #agent whiskey jack daniels #whiskey jack daniels #agent whiskey kingsman #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #jett's pedro boys #jett's writing #jett's giflets #ezra prospect #dieter bravo #joel miller #fic recs #jett's fics recs #jett has spoken #Spotify

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queencherryberry · 11 months

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So….I lied. I smoked the whole day and couldn’t resist writing chapter 6. And…uh…buckle up.

Tags: @alyyaanna @alyanamrossi @crossrhodez @mylittlepartofthegalaxy @freegardenbanananeck and anyone else who wants tagged.

Warning: implied violence, revenge, argument between reader and randy, implied sub space for reader, slight kink shaming

Chapter 6 of Brothers Best Friend

Cody let out a small chuckle rubbing your back as you clung to him still sobbing. He picked you up and took you to the bathroom and sat you on the toilet while he ran you guys a bath. You reached out to him doing grabby hands and he walked over while the tub filled up. You wrapped your arms around his waist and put your head on his abs. You just wanted some type of close contact with him. He stroked your hair as you started to calm down. For as long as he had known you, he knew physical touch was your love language. And he was prepared for how clingy you were about to become. To say he was excited for it was an understatement. When the water was sufficiently full enough he sunk into the water. You got in and sat in front of him. Your back rested against his chest and laid your head on his shoulder and closed your eyes. Cody wrapped his arms around you in a hug and rested his face by your neck. You both sat in the bath in silence enjoying each others’ presence. “I love you too baby girl.” He mumbled into your skin. He was met with light snoring from you. You hadn’t realized how exhausted you were until now so dozing off wasn’t a surprise to cody. He only smiled. He placed a kiss to the side of your forehead. He held you with one arm and reached over to drain the tub with his free hand.

After drying you both off he carried you to bed where you could get some actual sleep. He was even nice enough to put in some makeshift pj’s. He used one of his shirts and hoodies and he put your sweatpants back on you. “I’ll be right back to cuddle. I still have to go clean up breakfast since it’s almost 2pm. That and I still have to get some online school work done. Rest well.” He whispered to you stroking your hair. He kissed your forehead and put his shorts back on. He heard your phone go off. He picked it up to see who it was. He furrowed his brow and walked out of the room still holding her phone. He opened the text messages. ‘Hey lil’ mama, where you at? I didn’t see you at school today. You good? You still mad about Lexi? I told you we just friends. It’s not like that. I don’t know what you think is happening, but nothing is happening. Can we talk about this? Say dinner at 7?’ Before Cody could answer another text popped up from your best friend Brandi. ‘I know you probably don’t think about him like this but how big do you think Cody’s dick is? Like do you think he’s packing? Ask your brother if Cody’s single. Or better yet next time you see him give him my number chica’ cody smirked to himself. He kept this information on the back burner. He went back to jeys text and just simply sent a dick pic. ‘Fuck off dickwad. She’s mine now.’ He then blocked Jey and erased your conversation with Jey. He then texted Brandi his number. He saw an unread message from Randy. ‘Kim’s staying for awhile. Grab what shit you want and stay out of the house for about a week or so. I’m pretty sure rhodes wouldn’t mind the company. Just try to cock block him when he brings girls home. Tell him it’s a gift from me.’ Cody set her phone down and tried not to laugh. “This mother fucker…” he said to himself. He sighed and went to the sink to start doing dishes. After 15 minutes he pulled out his laptop and started work on homework and looking through class notes. His phone buzzed. He looked and saw he had a DM for $500. He opened it, piquing his interest. The note attached to it read: ‘next tinder bitch please whip.’ He set his phone down and sighed. He debated his options. He looked over at you sleeping peacefully. He closed his eyes and leaned back in his desk chair. There was something he was forgetting but he couldn’t remember what it was. He shrugged and closed his laptop and crawled into bed with you.

About three hours later there was angry pounding on his door. “Rhodes open the fuck up. I’m going to fucking kill you.” Cody shot up in a panic. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t scared to open his door. You awoke too and got up. Cody tried stopping you but it was useless. You flung open the door to stare face to face with your brother. “Fuck off randal! I’m trying to fucking sleep. And if you dare lay a hand on him, I, PERSONALLY WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!!” You screamed at your brother. Randy’s face got redder when he saw the marks on your neck as well as the hickeys that littered your neck. “The fuck you’d do to my sister you little shit!?” Randy yelled. Before either man could blink, you gave your brother a low blow by kneeing him. You then slammed the door in his face and marched back to the bed and grabbed your blanket and curled up to Cody who still sat up shocked. He blinked a few times before laying back down. He just stared at you. He had a confused boner. He wasn’t sure if he was scared or turned on but he wasn’t going to speak on it. You grabbed his arm and dropped it over yourself aggressively. You curled up to his chest. You then moved around so you guys were spooning.

After about another 2 hours you woke up and Cody was missing. You sprang up and started looking for him. You wondered if Randy was still around. You heard laughing and it was coming from down stairs. You crept downstairs where you found your brother and Cody playing Call of Duty. Both men looked over at you creeping down the stairs. “Bout time you woke up miss priss. Thanks for the injured balls bitch.” Randy said starting another round of the game. Cody had a black eye when he looked at you. You continued down the stairs confused. You walked over and saw they were also smoking. You grabbed Randy’s cartridge and took a hit from it. “What? Not gonna sit by your boy toy? Codes told me everything. At least he’s a better candidate than fuck boy Jey.” Randy said. You got up and walked over to Cody and wrapped your arms around his shoulders and buried your face in his neck. He rubbed your arm and then went back to playing the game. You sat down next to Cody and put your head in lap. You chewed on your sleeve as you watched them play.

You soon felt Randy get up to leave. You didn’t know how long you were asleep. Cody stroked your hair and switched to a different game. He hit off his mod and leaned back into the couch. With one hand he combed through your messy hair. He thought you looked like an angel as you slept in his lap. He smiled to himself. He wasn’t playing his game for very long. He set the controller down and stretched. He looked at the time. “Sweetheart. Wake up. What do you want to eat?” He said, shaking you lightly awake. You yawned and stretched. You rubbed your eyes while stretching. You looked up at him and reached up to cup his face. You rubbed under his eye and frowned. “Randals a dick. This looks like it hurts.” You sat up still holding his face. He kissed your hand and held it in his. He looked at you sweetly. “Did you know Randy had a bet with Kim on when this would happen?” He said killing the mood. You smacked your forehead in irritation. “Are you shitting me? That dick!”

#wwe #cody rhodes #bookshelf #jey uso #randy orton #cody rhodes x reader #brothers best friend

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charlie-rulerofhell · 10 months

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twitch

Two days back, Chris did a twitch stream in which he answered fans' questions both in English and in German. So this is yet another translation / summary of all the nice things Chris has to say. It's gonna be way shorter than the Saltatio Mortis podcast, both because I took the notes simultaneously to doing uni work, so I probably didn't catch everything that might be interesting, and because for some answers I couldn't remember in retrospective if he gave them in German or in English, and I didn't want to spam you with info that you might have already heard yourself :D

So, here we go:

when comparing their own smaller concerts with big Iron Maiden performances: "To play in a small club in England in front of 500 people that all know you, that's like going to a small family gathering with family members that you see every day anyway. To play with Iron Maiden in front of 20,000 people is like visiting a huge wedding celebration, where you might know 20 people but the other 200 you have never seen before even though you're related to them, so you first gotta introduce yourself." (just loved the analogy here :D)

about the next record: At the end of the year, a full cover album is gonna be released that will style-wise stay similar to the B&G era, and apparently the 15 years anniversary tour next year will also keep that style. After that, however, Chris said that the only logical consequence for them, after all this brightness and colour, was to go into the complete opposite direction. So the next (proper) record will be the darkest album that they have done so far (with 'dark' not necessarily meaning 'hard', so it's not gonna be Death Metal, but it will in fact keep parts of the current 80s vibe). There is some concept that is already planned out, but it's not a religious one, nor a mythological one. The theme will be rather dark-romantic, dealing with our human emotional abysses.

Someone commented: "On pictures you seem quite photogenic", to which Chris jokingly replied that this were his big secret: He's not really photogenic, but he's good at seeming that way. The question continued with asking if he had ever modelled or been asked to model, and he gave some interesting reply. In fact, Chris has been asked for various model jobs in the past, but he always refused. He said that he would generally be up for the idea, but if he does promote a product / a company with his face, he has to be able to fully stand behind it. Sometimes it might not have been the choice of clothing etc. that he would personally like, but in most cases the decision was due to the company that he could not support, for example if the clothes were produced under unethical conditions. He also mentions that he had had a request for some allergy meds recently, that he actually would have liked to do (as someone who struggles with allergies himself), but the pharma trust responsible for that product worked with animal testing, so again, he refused.

he made a joke about Klaas being so small that he would actually be standing below the camera in that moment, holding up signs with jokes for Chris to read :D

about the decision for B&G for the ESC instead of One Last Song and The Curtain Falls that were also on the shortlist: With both songs the main problem was that they wouldn't have managed to produce a qualitative music video in time. OLS was also too long, and Chris didn't feel good with any parts being cut, while TCF was still kind of in the production phase. B&G had the full package: it is catchy and recognisable, has a good message, a provocative song title that also reflects the bands different sides, there was a music video and even a whole album of the same name.

someone prompts the idea of a calendar with all of the beautiful pics that Lennard is taking, and Chris likes the idea and actually writes it down! (thinking about 2 group pictures + 1 for the cover and 2 x 5 portrait shots)

he likes the pink hair colour atm (even if it was actually supposed to be red), and thinks about bleeching it platinum again later this month, while still keeping half the hair pink (I think we would all love to see that ;D)

about never playing Not My Enemy: Chris says he is kinda scared to play it live. He wrote the song shortly after the start of the war against the Ukraine, so the meaning is very important to it. He would not want to play it at a festival or at any other place where most people don't know the song and the lyrics, and might even start moshing to it. If it were at a full LOTL show where most people know the song and can feel the meaning, then maybe, but generally it gives him physical pain to even think about performing it live.

and finally about collaborations with other ESC artists: What Chris can confirm is that there will be songs written together with La Zarra (as soon as they find the time). Besides that, there is also another collab that is already underway, but Chris does not yet want to give away with whom

Alright, that's all of my notes. If I missed anything that you are interested in, or you want a full translation of any part, as always, feel free to hit me up :)

#lord of the lost #lotl #chris harms #my translation #also can we all appreciate the Dry the Rain elevator music version for a sec playing at the beginning and end of their streams? what a vibe

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2020 Indy 500 Prank

Some pranks are done and forgotten almost instantly. Some become sagas, stretching out over days and weeks, past the actual race. Here is one of those.

The Indy 500 in 2020 was delayed until August due to the pandemic. But this did not deter the pranks from happening. The Off Track with Hinch and Rossi episode where this was discussed is not easily available anymore but it was a good listen.

August 19, 2020 Alex Rossi, despite having a bus, does not sleep at the track except for the night before the Indy 500 and perhaps the night before qualifying. He’s said he prefers to sleep in his bed at home. This fateful morning, he was sent a pic of his bus.

He went PitFit, the gym many drivers use, and immediately accused James Hinchcliffe of being involved, going so far as to demand Hinch’s phone so search his texts for evidence. He found nothing.

As per Hinch:

“I’m standing in the gym, minding my own business, and Alex walks up in right behind me, gets really close into my ear and just goes “You’re fucking dead,” said Hinchcliffe, who needed “the better part of an hour” to clear his name. His innocence sufficiently was proved after allowing Rossi to look at various text conversations with Andretti Autosport employees.

“He was like an angry girlfriend,” Hinchcliffe said with a laugh. “‘Show me your phone!'”

With Alex’s tweet, news of the prank had spread wide and far, and it was a huge topic of conversation, both online and in interviews at the track. With Hinch cleared, Conor Daly was the next prime suspect, along with Colton Herta. Alex told all of the crew members (and likely anyone else who would listen) that he suspected them. This caused Conor to panic and he called Colton, not knowing that Alex was with Colton and listening on speakerphone. The conversation went as follows.

"Aw dude, how'd he find out," Daly asked Herta. "He knows it was us."

"Yeah, man," Herta replied. "He came into the engineering room and he looked right at me and said he knew it was us. And I didn't know what to say."

"Well, did you tell him?" Daly asked Herta.

"Nah man," Herta said. "But I'm not a very good actor."

Alex, now knowing that Conor was his target, attempted to procure Conor’s keys.

Rossi learned Daly would be on a date that night but didn’t know the woman or have her number. They talked after he reached her via an Instagram direct message, but she was unable to find Daly’s keys.

So Rossi went to the restaurant where Daly and his date had dinner and received permission from the parking valet (who was a friend) to search Daly’s Tahoe — fruitlessly — for the keys.

Rossi later learned the keys were in Daly’s right front pocket.

“The moral of the story was I couldn’t get the bus keys,” Rossi said. “I did everything I possibly could and couldn’t make it work.”

Conor also hid his golf cart somewhere on the grounds of IMS, no doubt aided by his stepfather, track President, Doug Boles.

August 22, 2020

Alex attempted his revenge, aided by Colton. This also failed.

August 27, 2020.

Conor attempted to defend himself with this tweet.

Colton denied involvement...

and went on to threaten to release Conor’s phone number.

Someone else, in a tweet now deleted, DID release Conor’s phone number.

The next day, Tim Durham, producer of Off Track with Hinch and Rossi decided to join in, aided by others, releasing the first few numbers of Colton’s social security number. This was not as dire as it sounds as those numbers are based on location and year of birth and apply to millions of people and can be deduced by knowing those two pieces of information, which for Colton, is public knowledge. It’s the last few digits that are the true identifiers so Colton was never in any real danger of identity theft as Tim and the others likely did not even know the rest of the digits.

The prank faded into the mist at this point, nearly forgotten until 2022, when Alex finally got his revenge. But that is another story.

#indycar #indy 500 #Indy 500 pranks #alexander rossi #conor daly #colton herta #That unnamed date wasn't trying hard enough to find the keys #just saying I would have found them

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I'm curious if your shelters adoption fees are comparable to the adoption fees of other shelters in your area, you get a decent number of purebred rescues in plus you have a good amount of individual space fore each cat as far as I can see and I know theirs some rescues that have higher fees than others for all kinds of reasons

Our adoption fees are definitely higher than the county animal shelter. Their fees are typically as follows:

Kittens - 120 dollars

Adults 1-6 years - 100 dollars

Seniors 6+ years old - 55 dollars

They do events where adoption fees for all animals drop to 50 dollars, senior-for-senior events where seniors can adopt senior animals for free, and kitten events where they are adopted out for ten dollars.

The local SPCA's fees are:

Kittens - 150

Adult cat over 6 months-7 years - 110

Senior cats 8+ years - 65

They don't do as many events but they do take part in the senior-for-senior program.

My rescue is one of the only two cat specific rescues in my area. The other cat specific fees are:

Kitten under 6 months - 175, 300 for a pair

Adult cat (over 6 months, under 8 years) - 125 each, 200 for a pair

Seniors (over 8 years) - 50 each

Barn cats - 50 each

I'm unsure if they do events, but I know they do the senior-for-senior program.

My rescue's adoption fees are generally based off of age, purebred status, if you're getting a bonded pair, and health.

Domestic shorthair/longhair/mediumhair kittens: 100 dollars, unless you're getting a pair. Then you get two for 120.

Domestic shorthair/longhair/mediumhair adults: 75 dollars, unless there's a bonded pair. Then it's 125 for the pair.

Purebred kitten: 375 dollars, unless it's a bonded pair. Then it's 550 for a pair.

Purebred adult: 175 dollars, unless it's a bonded pair. Then it's 300 for the pair. This price can be bumped up for highly in demand cats. Saia's adoption fee was 275, because she's a savannah and because she was kind of between kitten-adult status.

Seniors and cats with special needs have reduced fees. I paid 43 dollars for Yardstick--- basically, I just had to cover his vaccines and FeLV/FIV test.

The fees don't pay for the staff or for the facility; that all comes from the boarding facility. The adoption fees are used exclusively for cat costs and go directly to the rescue.

I'm not sure how the abysinnians will be priced, but I suspect it'll be a higher fee than usual due to the VERY high demand we're going to see. I'm guessing the kittens will be 500 each (housed in another foster home, please don't ask for pics! The foster mother is very private and would prefer no pictures of her home appear online).

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I’m 41 and accidently got into beef with a very young girl (I guess she is not older than 20, judging by her behaviour) on Instagram. o.O For context: a while ago I posted a picture of my comfort characters where The Curator of the Dark Pictures Anthology games is also on (the guy far right on that picture). I also have a small fanpage on Insta since there are a lot for all other game characters but not for him where I post pictures and video edits about him. Well, The Curator is based on a real person, british actor and model Tony Pankhurst (voice and motion capture are made by another british actor Pip Torrens). I had contact with a girl on Insta who loves the Curator, and she really means it. She is not just a fan, it turns out she is really obsessed by him since she always wrote to her own fan pics how much she loves him and that he was in her dreams and so on. (That’s what I meant by “judging by her behaviour”.) So, I have this small Insta account for a while but never followed the actor from there until last week. He not very active on Insta and since he didn’t followed any other DPA-fanpages I thought nothing would happen. Well, I got a very big suprise two days ago when I woke up. He follows back my small account, he wrote a very kind comment on one of my videos, he also liked some of my posts and he also put of my videos into his story. That girl I had contact became jealous, very jealous! Just because he follows me now and so on. o.O So she tagged him in her “I love him so much” picture after she found out that he follows me back to get his attention and it really was the only picture where she tagged him (she made a lot of Curator-picture-edits). I only asked her why she did it just now, reminded her that he is not the real Curator, just his face model- in a very kind way. I didn’t attacked her or anything! I guess she is around the same age like my daughter and if my daughter would behave like this I would have told her the same (my daughter behaves a little more mature, just by the way). This is her reply:

I haven’t written anything about that she would be sexual atracted to The Curator or even the actor. Also I have seen her other pictures and she never tagged anyone else. And why should I be jealous? o.O It’s very clear that it’s her since she didn’t got any attention of the actor so why should I be jealous? Looks like she deleted or deactived her account after she wrote this. I can’t find her account with my own private one that she doesn’t know. Oh boy. I really never thought that I could get into something like this ever (to me it was more likely to get into beef on Simblr). Since I don’t trust people I made screenshots, just in case she comes back and wants to talk shit about me. You never know what people could do when they write such things to you. In Germany we say “getroffene Hunde beißen”, like “wounded dogs will bite” and it looks like I hit a point that she didn’t liked. It really pisses me off when people act like this and doesn’t even let the other side explain. I thought I had found someone with whom I could just talk about our favourite character just like I do with people on Tumblr about Sims (and I also have or had contact on here with people who are much younger than me) and who seemed to be happy with me that the actor noticed my little account (only 50 followers, he is one of them while she had over 500 followers) but looks like I was wrong. She was just jealous and it’s not even my fault. I really hate this.

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dean-winchester-is-a-warrior · 2 years

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More to Celebrate!!

I'm so thrilled and so extremely humbled by a funny little happenstance. Also, how often do you get to use the word "happenstance". 😁

So some of you may remember that back in March I reached an amazing 500 follower milestone!! I put together a little writing challenge in celebration and tagged it as

500 followers - let's party.

Quite a few people signed up and I'm so excited to read those fics.

But because I wanted to give everyone a nice long time to write, I kept the challenge open til my birthday on September 15.

Well amazingly, in the 5ish months since posting my 500 followers milestone - I've hit another one!!!

Adding a cut to save dashboards!

1000 FOLLOWERS!!!

I am completely blown away by the generosity and kindness of the people on this site!! I love you all so much! It makes me happier than I can say that 1000 folks have enjoyed my little blog enough that they decided to follow me. ❤️

So, since my 500 followers celebration was a writing challenge for you guys, I'm going to make this celebration a writing challenge for me. 😁

Over the next 3 weeks, til my birthday, I'd like to invite you all to send me in prompts and/or requests and I'll write you some stories from them.

I'll write as many as I can before the 15th depending on the number of prompts I get and also depending on how my muse is treating me. 😊 But I'm going to TRY to release one fic per hour from 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM on my birthday.

Phew! 😮‍💨

But it's not a challenge if it isn't challenging right? (To clarify, most, if not all, the fics will be written ahead of the day.)

You can send me any sort of prompt you want, pics, gifs, HCs, imagines, a one or two line request - whatever you'd like. You can ask anonymously if you'd prefer, but please send in lots of prompts! No limit on how many you can send in, though I might not get to every one of them right away. Those I don't use on the 15th, I'll still use at some point.

Thank you so much, you beauties!! I'm so incredibly grateful for you all!! ❤️❤️

Let's have fun!!

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CELEBRATION TIME! Congrats on your milestone, Kat! Thank you for the Year of Asks, it's a hell of a fun time.

For your Ask Game:

✍️ - since Marcus Pike is Your Guy, do you have a favorite Marcus fic from another writer?

and

❓Since I so cruelly made you choose in my last ask to you, please feel free to destroy me with a This or That of your choice.

Thanks, Maggie! I'm glad you're having fun with the Year of Asks!

I love so many Marcus Pike fics, but I have two older ones for you today...

How to Kill an Immortal by @whataperfectwasteoftime is quite possibly my favorite Marcus Pike pic of all time. If you enjoy historical fiction, this is for you!

50 Shades of Marcus by @jedifarmerr is so fun. Subby Marcus is such an unexpected treat!

Thanks for playing my ask game!

500 Followers Celebration

#answered ask #500 followers celebration #year of asks

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effervescentdragon · 2 years

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top five valewis moments

you will singlehandedly be responsible for my slow descent into madness over this <3 i love you for getting me into this :) hope you like these, i did a LOT of research

in no particular order, here we go:

Jeddah gp 2022

i just love the whole thing, how lewis outperformed max and how val got esteban right at the finish line to win the constructor's championship 8th time in a row. because i love you, i even watched the netflix episode about it, and it's full of lewis praising valtteri and val saying "i think me and lewis may be the best teammates in formula 1". my lovely lovely merc boys :) also, the video of valtteri asking about lewis here - i melt.

here's another lovely picture :D

Bahrain 2022 my beloved <3

basically the whole Valtteri running after Lewis to congratulate him on the podium, merc admin publishing the picture of the hug for wallpaper wednesday, lewis sharing it to his insta, their first race not as teammates after 5 years and its just. idk. soft ffs, so soft.

also, this post. my fucking HEART.

the progression of their relationship and friendship

i mean, if you look at the grill the grid videos, it's really heartening to see. there was a video i stumbled on while i was watching stuff on yt for, uh, science, and they were asking lewis "this or that" questions. and it was around 2017 i think, and they asked him "jenson or valtteri" and he was like "i dont care", and you can see how tired he is from the questions and how much his last teammate fucked him up. and then we come to the 2021, and this video, and you can see how their relationship has evolved. also, the whole joking around and stuff in 2022. just. i love that val was there and that they managed to become friends after what went down up to 2016. :)

valtteri asking about hockey and lewis just being uwu

this video. i adore it. i adore it so fucking much :D mine are like, 500 of those views at least. idk what is it about this video, just, the softness, how cute val is, how he makes lewis smile, all of that.

that whole Silverstone race with Merc boys + Toto

the whole video is here. you need to watch it, because it's adorable. they are just adorable, giggling, leaving toto in the dust, demonstrating a masterclass in driving, it's just lovely and i watched it a million times i stg :) it's one of my absolute favorites.

+ BONUS: Grill the Grid video about drivers' numbers, where Lewis legit knows 5 numbers, including his own, but the way he says 77 VB, idk. i just love it so very much :)

some of the pics are unrelated and i put them in bcs i love them, no other reason, including the cars, all have been found on pinterest.

i just love them so, so much. i hope you enjoyed this bestie <3

#one! braincell bestie #valewis #akira answers asks #top 5 ask #long post

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I'm sorry but the last one was just too cute and I couldnt help myself but to ask for another one :))

🦋 - Eddie with a photographer gf <3

🦋 ─ EDDIE'S MIX.

wishing (if i had a photograph of you) by a flock of seagulls. born to run by bruce springsteen. fluff by black sabbath. she's a rainbow by the rolling stones. i will follow by u2.

💭 liv’s thoughts: as soon as i saw that joe pic i KNEW it was time to do this moodboard. it's not the best but i still like it <3 by the way, thank you so much for your incredible requests! i love love love eddie x artist!reader. sorry for the playlist title lol i couldn't think of anything creative enough

main masterlist | navigation 500 followers celebration masterlist | ask

#liv's 500 followers celebration!#eddie munson x reader #moodboard #liv answers #liv talks about eddie

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footballffbarbiex · 1 year

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Winter: Not So Cold Comforts

player: Jan Oblak words: 668 request: Jan Oblak - no pref - 500 - 900 - They went home to Slovenia for the holidays and while Jan loves seeing his family, the cold is not the one for him. She on the other hand loves cold weather and snow and keeps dragging him outside to go for walks or build snowpeople with his nieces/nephews. So he begrudgingly joins them and although he still hates the cold, he loves how happy the snow makes her. (Jan is a grump and you can't tell me otherwise)

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“How can you be cold?” She asks, stretching her arms out as she spins on the spot. “No, let me correct myself. How can you hate the cold?”

“Do I need to remind you where we live?” He can’t help but laugh. “The temperatures that we get there compared to this is something else. I like the warmth. I love the warmth.”

“You were the one who suggested coming back home for the holidays.” she points out and begins to walk again, the soft fluffy snow beneath her boots crunches with every step. The air still looks thick with snow but no more has fallen since they’ve been out. Children are out in their yards, flooding the streets to build snowmen and have snowball fights. Their laughter seems to reach them both no matter where they walk - squeals of happiness, of angst, betrayal as their friends switch sides and turn on one another. The soft sounds of the snowballs coming into contact either with walls, cars or their coat covered bodies.

Jan, being as tall as he is, is a seemingly easy target and has narrowly avoided being hit by either stray or purpose aimed balls. Being the good sport that he is, he’d laughed it off and thrown a few back, but could see that being out in this wasn’t what he really wanted. They’d gone out in cold weather in the mornings back in Madrid, chilly mornings with frost on the ground as they’d strolled around La Finca. Those were the mornings that he enjoyed. Being bundled up under many layers to trap in as much body heat as possible while still able to feel the nip in the air.

Snow brought a coldness that crept under the skin and penetrated the bones. It created a chill that was hard to shift and a coldness that felt like fire with the slightest temperature change. And most importantly, he disliked the grumpiness that came out of him when he couldn’t get warm.

“Yes, to see friends and family.” He chuckles. “Not head outside and try to stay on my feet thanks to ice patches under this god awful stuff. Snow is pretty to look at,” he continues, stuffing his hands into his pockets and kicking at a lost snowball which met no real target. “But it’s impractical. And I know you hate the ice.”

She can’t argue with that. While the ground looks the way it does, she enjoys walking in it. But too much traffic, vehicle or foot, quickly changes that and gone is the picture postcard image and in comes the want and need for it all to melt away.

“Don’t you ever look at it and just want to lay down and make a snow angel?”

“Never.”

“Never. I can picture you doing it though. The moment I see snow on the weather app, I already know you’ll be making cocoa, and picking out a spare hat and scarf to decorate the snowman with.”

“Oh, do you now?”

“Yep. I can already picture your face when that first snowflake falls. I can get excited for you. I just don’t want to be out in it for the same reasons that you do.” When she stops walking and turns to look at him, he smiles at her. “What?”

“I just never thought about it that way. But now I feel guilty because I always thought it could be something for the both of us.” She trails off slowly, considering what she’s just said.

“Do I ever say no?” He asks and she shakes her head. “Exactly. If I really didn’t want to then I wouldn’t. Now, lay down and I’ll do my boyfriend duties to take pics of you making a snow angel, how about that?”

“You do like this really,” she grins at him as she reaches up and adjusts his hat and scarf. “I know you do. But if keeping up your grumpy appearance is what makes you happy, then I’ll play along.”

#jan oblak one shot #jan oblak imagine #jan oblak blurb #jan oblak drabble #jan oblak fanfic #jan oblak fanfiction #football one shot #football imagine #football blurb #football drabble #football fanfic #football fanfiction #footballer one shot #footballer imagine #footballer blurb #footballer drabble #footballer fanfic #footballer fanfiction

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