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peevedwizard · 1 year

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i fucking HATE paying my wizard taxes

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edytheelizabethcullen · 1 year

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staff today

#guys like why was this the idea #wizard worm #tumblr #I’m just gonna keep complaining idc #though again #not too angry with the worm #how can anyone be angry at the worm #twilight

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cursemewithyourkiss · 6 months

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*I tried to select the films that come up the most and the highest on lists of the best films ever, both those by critics and those based on audience votes. I understand there are several others that you see a lot as well, but there are only limited options and I think I managed to select the ones you see the very most.

#the wizard of oz #citizen kane #casablanca #singin' in the rain #vertigo #12 angry men #lawrence of arabia #2001: a space odyssey #the godfather #schindler's list #the shawshank redemption #pulp fiction #my polls #my post

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jamesdeniscouldnever · 8 months

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Headcanons for Zev and Rolan to tide you all over until I can nail down a plot for the poll winner fic.

How they take care of Tav

🎇Rolan🎇

The grumpy wet cat of a man is a little less grumpy and wet when Tav is tired or hurting.

If they're returning home after a long road full of fights and sleepless nights, Rolan takes a gentle approach.

After making sure they have something to eat and drink in front of them, he's drawing them a hot bath.

If they return with more severe injuries, then God's help Tav.

Scolding and fussing, cursing, and name calling.

He does it out of love, we know this.

Still feeds them and draws them a bath.

Helps remove their armor, all the while tutting and making aggravated comments about "always playing hero" or "can't go a day without a fight" even though tav knows he doesn't mean it.

Once they're in the bath, he sits beside the tub

He'd like to join him, but the tub isn't that big, and when there are two people, his tail gets painfully twisted

He talks them into comfort, what Cal and Lia have been up to, how things are at the tower, and stories about the threw siblings growing up.

Uses his long, glorious nails to really help scrub Tav's hair.

Purposely dumps the water over their head to help rinse without letting them cover their eyes.

Immediately feels bad when they yelp in pain.

Coos and helps rinse it out, pretending be just wasn't thinking.

After the bath wraps them in soft sleeping clothes and puts them to bed (mother hen, who?)

When Tav asks if he's joining them he replies "now now, I've got things to do. You sleep, I'll be back later."

And he does, once Tav is sleeping.

He watches then for a moment before sighing at their bruised Visage and whispering things about "my poor angel'

Curls up behind them, holding them tight.

Tails wrapped around their leg and arms squeezing them.

Falls asleep beside them, holding them like he can protect them from the life they've chosen.

⚜️Zevlor⚜️

Has almost certainly been either on the road with his beloved Tav or staying in their camp

He knows he said he'd like to retire in the city, but once he realized he loved someone who was such a menace to their own health, those plans went right out the window.

Fighting by their side is part of his way of showing care. Watching their back, shielding them from harms way, even if they scold him for it later.

His approach to love and care is so much more obvious than Rolan's.

Constant loving stares and words of affirmation, reverence to the person who dared show him kindness and love that he though he didn't deserve.

And when the day is done and a browbeaten Tav returns to him, he's got a hand on their back or an arm around their waist in an instant, leading them to the fire to eat and relax.

Watches carefully as he makes sure they eat least one full serving of their meal. Tail wagging in pleasure when they do.

Humming old Eltural lullabies while helping them clean up by whatever stream or river is near.

Brushing their hair is his favorite.

Once in their tent, he's pulling blankets over Tav and urging them to sleep. Strokes their hair until they are.

Stays up after they're resting, watching them, watching the camp for danger, enjoying the stars.

When exhaustion finally wins, he's back in the tent, curling up in a protective little ball by their side closer to the tents entrance so if anyone tries to get in they'll trip over him and wake Tav.

If Tav is ever severely injured, Avernus take this man, he is a wreck.

That face he makes when the guy gets shot by goblins in the Grove? That immediately followed by tears and sobs.

Even if it's not life-threatening, he's on this knees at their side and begging them not to go.

The most careful and methodical medical treatment Tav has ever received followed by the most protective and clingy Zev there's ever been.

He insists on doing everything for them now. He won't let them in harms way again.

Just a sad, overprotective, DILF of a paladin who loves his Tav.

#zevlor #bg3 #baulders gate 3 #bg3 zevlor #bg3 rolan #bg3 tav #zevlor x tav #zevlor/tav #rolan x tav #rolan/tav #bg3 headcanons #sad paladin man #angry fussy wizard

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wyrmcat · 8 months

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Hey, does anyone know if gnome wizards are venomous? This little fucker bit me when I was walking in the grass so I put it in a jar.

The book and orb are for enrichment and the bells are in case this little prick gets loose again.

i'm going through a wizard era and it's great lmao.

#niatigra #art #artists on tumblr #gnome #gnome wizard #wizard #wizards #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard business #polymer clay sculpture #polymer clay #polymer clay wizard #clay #sculpture #wizard sculpture #i really enjoyed making this tbh hes so fucking cute and angry looking XD

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elminstersapprentice · 8 days

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darkfluffydragon · 1 month

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@cookieelementosmisti7

This, dear friend, is a question I am more than delighted to answer :)

Elder Faerie won't be waking up for a long time.

(also all content related to this AU I will now put under the phantasmagoria crk tag)

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sharksmirk · 2 years

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"we have progressed beyond the tumblr sexyman"

Nah babe, we've effectively regressed back to shaming women for openly liking something unless they write a 3 page disclaimer about how they understand that the sexy morally gray character is actually PrObLeMaTiC and solemnly swear that books and movies will not lead them astray from a life of devout self-denial.

#ramblings #I really don't care if the hot dude played a bad space wizard or an angry goth in some mediocre popcorn movie #like something unironically for once you cowards #R.I.P. repressed puritans but i'm different

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krakenattack · 5 months

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Mild spoiler for The Last Graduate ahead, but:

Having just reread the whole series, I love how at odds El and the Scholomance are. Like, El's pessimism is a great way of making your narrator unreliable, since El is sometimes right and sometimes wrong always expecting the worst response from everyone around her(a thought worthy of another entire post), but it becomes very funny once she realizes that part of the problem at school is that she can't do small spells? Like, she spends the whole first book being like 'this school is the devil tempting me to evil, it wants me to become a maleficier, I can't even ask for a simple cleaning spell without getting horrible spells for summoning mortal flames and enslaving an army of people, I hate it', and meanwhile the Scholomance is flipping frantically through its catalogue of spells gathered over thousands of years, desperately trying to find a spell in a language El knows that she can also cast with her affinity for working incredibly large and powerful spells. El's over here driving a bulldozer and saying, 'I would like to build a Jenga tower' and the Scholomance is looking at her with the weary despair of a preschool teacher knowing they're going to be suffering through a temper tantrum soon but unable to stop it.

El, a furious teenager who doesn't know as much as she thinks she does: I don't wanna summon a mortal flame! I want my room clean!

The Scholomance, a giant building that cleans its own hallways, floors, dishes and various and assorted other workings with mortal flame: Why is this child testing me

Also hilarious in retrospect is El's blithe statement in the first book about how no one would ever give her that much mana to do these high volume spells bc mana isn't free or easy to acquire and so the school is clearly telling her to turn maleficier and kill her fellow students all while Orion is humming to himself as he kills mals and dumps oodles and oodles of mana into the New York power sharers.

El "I'd rather die than ask for help" Higgins: I won't do these spells bc no one will give me mana

The Scholomance, as loudly as a building who may or may not be partially sentient and who can't speak human languages: Wow, those sure are some HIGH MANA VOLUME spells you got there! If only there was SOMEONE around who would be able to provide you with a NIGH LIMITLESS FLOW OF MANA so that you'd be able to cast them!

Orion: :)

El: *hisses like a feral cat*

Orion: :(

The Scholomance: oh my freaking god

Hilarious. Top tier humor.

#the scholomance #a deadly education #the last graduate #naomi novik #I also truly believe that the scholance was trying to prep El for her future by giving her those spells #she ends up being able to use her knowledge of several of those spells to useful and non-malicious effects in the last two books #but it's funny to imagine a very tired scholomance trying to find enough complex and high mana-cost spells #to placate the bewildering moral whims of this angry wizard child

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definitelysapphic · 1 month

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If you guys like Zuko but don't like Suvi I'm side-eyeing you so hard

#thats an angry baby with control over a ship trying to please their parent #wbn #worlds beyond number #twtwatwo #suvirin kedberiket #suvi the wizard

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ditchesanddunes · 1 month

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I think Regulus would have broken up with James after getting the mark, but not until James discovered it. Like they would be sitting together one day, James is rubbing Regulus’s arm when the sleeve rolls up a bit and Regulus feels James freeze. Regulus would push down all of his desperations about keeping James and let him go, walk out of the room, and break down immediately after.

James would just be in shock, angry at Regulus for getting the mark but also feeling hopeless for the boy he loved, the boy he still did love.

People wondered what happened to the boy who shone as the sun. But no one knew, not unless they noticed how the stars had been hiding behind the clouds.

#li feel like James would just be heartbroken and still angry about the mark #I made myself sad while writing this #give my boys a break #james potter #regulus black #sunseeker #starchaser #jegulus #angst #marauders #dead gay wizards #their in love your honor #harry potter

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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TWST CH. 6 Incorrect Quote: La Chancla

***🦐[End of Chapter 6 spoilers... Sorta]🦐***

🦐Yuu: *yanking off their shoe and yelling over the intercom* God dammit Idia! When I get down there I’m gonna whoop your ass so hard!

💀Overblot Idia at the door to the Underworld: It seems that Yuu is on the way as well? Fufufu, what does that magicless noob hope to accomplish once they get here? This is going to be easy…

🦐Yuu: *bursting through the door with mighty chancla in hand* How many times do I have to teach you lil’ shits this lesson!?

💀Idia: *trying to run away* EEEP!

🦐Yuu: *grabbing Idia and whacking him across the face with their shoe* STOP *slap* TRYING *slap* TO *slap* END *slap* THE *slap* WORLD *slap* DAMMIT!

[Vil, Leona, Jamil, Azul, Riddle, Rook, and Epel in the doorway watching as Yuu beats the shit out of Idia.]

🍎Epel: *nervously eyeing the others* Should… Should we help…?

👑Vil: *staring with awe* It… It looks like Yuu’s got it covered…

🍎Epel: No, I meant… Should we help Idia…?

[Idia trying to crawl away and Yuu pulling him back in to throw him across the room.]

🦐Yuu: I’m tired of you mother fuckin’ wizards and your mother fuckin’ bullshit!

🦁Leona: *stepping back nervously along with the others* Probably best that we stay out of this one…

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utilitycaster · 5 months

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I know anger is very central to the barbarian in D&D as a theme, but like. you can just play a very angry wizard if you'd like to play a character who is angry.

#please purchase my iconic children's book: the very angry wizard #on Grissen he cast TWO fireballs but he was STILL ANGRY

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koukaaa-descent · 1 month

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hi loki @lokibrainrot 😁 (PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGES YOU)

#throwing this at you like a nuclear bomb btw #i gave uo on jeb (guy who got angry at tentacles)#hiiii loki :3 #(TORTURE METHOD)#lethal company #lethal company oc #NOT MY OC #lokibrainrot oc; cap #lethal company employee #hiiiii #showing this to you like a wizard casting a curse upon ye #didnt like how the sketch looked #explodes yoh with my mind

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diaryofalifewizard · 3 months

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that feeling when someone you were suppose to have as your apprentice/friend/assistant betrays you and didnt believe in you all because you refused to destroy the entire sprial just so raven could get her epic victory royal in her eons long divorce arc

#wizard101 #w101 #wizzy fandom #wizzy101 #wiz101 #mellori #seriously mellori what the fuck #i thought we were on the same side here dude #i know im gonna have to save you but im not gonna have fun doing it #i hope the wizard is angry at you when we save you #bratty jesus with she/her pronouns

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sagscrib · 7 months

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you know i went into this game hating astarion. and now look at me

#sag’s sketches #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #astarion ancunin #astarion #bg3 astarion #the dark urge #durge #the dark urge bg3 #dark urge/astarion #literally hated him up until the end of act 2. like 40hrs into my second playthrough #which was like. maybe 100 hrs of total playtime #i held out for that long. at least #unfortunately he’s Actually that well written. it’s not just hype. i’ve never been so angry #also casts spell of fat your wizard. you’re welcome

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