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lyssak09 · 2 years

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Yander Number Five hcs

Five is a either a tunsdere or just a low ket yandere. At first

Five probably fell in love with you when you guys were teens. Then when he accidentally jumped too far he lost it when he saw your adult self dead with his family.

So during his time in the apocalypse he he hunts down things that remind him of you and search for ways to get back home.

One day while he was searching for supplies in a mall he found a manikin that looked like you. So he took it with him everywhere.

When Five eventually made it back to the "present" he ignored everyone else at Regionald's memorial. He made a bee line for you. He hugged you and didn't let you go while your mouth and the families mouths just hung open.

Somehow (your girl is too lazy to write how) Five managed to accelerate his growth and becomes your age.

Five is a possessive, manipulative, and a snarky clingy yandere.

He is more than willing to kill for you. If someone came on to you in front of him then he won't even have the decency to wait for you to leave so he can kill them.

Once he is done he is covered in blood and human bits. Five will sigh, grab you, and pretend nothing happened. If you cry or freak out while he tries to love on you covered in blood he will roll his eyes and tell you to shut up then kiss your forehead, smearing blood on you.

You tried to escape from him and leave the Hargreaves mansion after that incident but it didn't work well.

Five will guilt trip the hell out of you

"What do you mean you need space? I've been separated from you for years. And you're already trying to abandon me"

If you try to hang out with one of the other boys without him then he will be majorly possessive. He'll fight you on you having alone time. And if you somehow manage to get alone time then you better look around the corners. Because Five is more than likely watching from afar and drinking coffee

In a perfect world, where the world isn't ending, you'll be his perfect house wife

Five is very demanding and direct in letting everyone know what he wants and getting what he wants. No matter how much you argue or avoid him because of this. He will get what he wants.

Five will always be touching you in someway. Whether it be a hand on your hips to him sitting right next to you.

If he sees you hugging someone else (even his siblings) he will be pissed. You'll know that you fucked up when you see him clench his jaw, frown, and slightly clench his fists.

He will immediately pull you away and jump. Once you're both far away from anyone he tears a new one into you.

"You know you belong to me! No one should be touching you, but me!" He yelled as you started to cower. Maybe once upon a time you would have argued with him, but he took away whatever backbone you had (if you had one) a long time ago Five walks towards the wall next to you and punches a giant hole in it, causing you to jump in fear. "You touch anybody who isn't me again then they'll end up dead. And you'll get a punishment" he says an walks out the door to take a breather. You slowly slide down the wall and cry. You should have known better then upset him. Its all you're why he's mad right now. (That is pure Five manipulation right there my friends)

When you guys were kids he was also very possessive of you and your time then as well. How could he not be when you're so you. And he was especially extra possessive since you were the only friend the Hargreaves children were allowed to have. Which is remarkable since you are a normal.

Delores had to break up so many fights between Five and the other children because of his clingy and possessive tendencies.

Reginald used Five's love for you as a reward and punishment. If Five acted up then he wouldn't be allowed to see you. If he was good and trained extra hard then the more he can see you.

"The more you train Five, the more time with Y/N you'll be given."

You should have picked up on his unhealthy obsession love for you when you were kids. But you just couldn't see him in that light I guess.

If you had a crush on one of his siblings then he will be ruthless to them. Especially in dueling for training.

Since he has known you as kids then he'll know basically everything about you.

He will kidnap you, especially if you keep avoiding him. His yandere tendencies with increase 10 fold when he finally gets to reunite with you again. And since you can't jump like him, you're stuck at a home he found for the two of you.

If you need something from Five when you're kidnapped then he will negotiate with you. " I get no benefits from it. So why should I get you that? What do I get in return?" Which will cause you to give into whatever he desires at that point in time. Whether it be physical or verbal acts of love, you better give him what he wants or you're not getting what you requested.

If Five has had a hard day dealing with his family (who are searching for you) then you better behave, make him coffee/food, love on him, and tell him how much you need him. Or else you're gonna receive a pisser pissy Five.

In your little house he will have all your favorite things there for you. No matter what it be, except for certain things.

If you want a console of some sort then except parental controls on it. He isn't dumb. Five isn't gonna give you something that allows you to talk to other people to get help unless it has parental controls that block that.

Five's punishments are verbal, mental, and possibly physical.

If you piss him off enough, like by trying to escape, then he might hurt you in the crossfire of his rage. Your home will be a mess and you will be on the floor crying while holding your cheek.

Or if you refuse him and his physical touches then he might lock you in a room for a couple days. Five might also say somethings about how no one can love you because you're his alone.

"No one can love you after I claim you"

If you try to butter him up with you iniating physical affection he will give you a deranged smile and hold on to you like a python. And kiss you like his life depends on it.

But Five isn't stupid, he knows you're trying to manipulate him. (Which is silly, trying to manipulate the master of manipulation.) But he will keep his deranged smile and hold you. Because you're not gonna get whatever it is out of him. You might be able to "manipulate" him into getting a book or something, but really its just a reward for you initiating physical contact. Trying to manipulate him to make your escape easy is stupid.

If you do somehow escape (good luck with that, the house is basically escape-proofed, all the windows are bullet proof and painted shut, multiple locks on every door leading to the outside) then don't seek refuge with anyone you love, even the rest of the Hargreaves. Five is more than willing to kill them if it means he gets you back.

Five loves you more than anything, including coffee. Just be a good girl and love him. Or else you're gonna be in hell for a long time (better hope you get Stockholm Syndrome quickly)

Will you guys please request something. Its the only thing that really gives me the push to finish writing my drafts and stuff 😭. I have a list pinned of things I write for. So please feel free to request or ask stuff.

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evita-shelby · 2 years

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Inspired by that boat scene in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel season 2.

Luca is younger here, like maybe in his early twenties.

The Lake

Gif by @bl-ck-sw-n

“Luca?” The young woman came up to him as if he owed her something.

When the other Luca in attendance turned around, she specified, “Audrey’s son, Luca?”

They knew each other in passing, but he’s never actually talked to her.

Their mothers were friends and this holiday was planned for them at this lake resort every time his parents came to the states.

Their cabins are close and he has lost count on the many times he’s seen her forget to close her bedroom window when she changes, but he has never truly met her.

“Yes, I’m Audrey’s son, Luca. And you are?” He knew her name, everyone did, there was no woman here who could compare to Y/N.

Of course, he knew her as Y/N, Silvia’s daughter. And her annoyed scoff let him knew she was not amused.

“Y/N.” she was stunning, never a hair out of place and always dressed in the latest fashion. He could bet one hundred dollars that every girl here would be wearing a wide brimmed straw hat liker hers by tomorrow.

“Doesn’t ring a bell, can you be more specific?” he said finding her irritation much better than her refined façade.

“Silvia’s daughter, Y/N.” she crossed her arms and stared him down despite how short she was. He could tuck her under his chin and yet she looked as tall as him with that glare.

“What can I do for you, Y/N?” he asks taking a new toothpick in his mouth.

He was Audrey’s gangster son, the prodigal son who all the women want because of the danger he supposedly emanates.

“Our mom’s got it in their head that we’d be great together. Mamma won’t shut up about how great you are and this morning implied that the size of your nose means you are well endowed. If we go out on a date she will shut up and let me enjoy the rest of our vacation.” She is direct, doesn’t even blush at the correct assumption her mother made.

Oh, Silvia Lombardo, never change, he thinks as he lets Y/N explain her plan.

“And when is this date, I need at least six hours to get us a good spot in this fucking resort.” He says taking the challenge.

He'll make her change her mind, they all change their mind and before they know it they are sneaking around the resort because they can’t get enough of him.

“Too bad, its right now. We’ll go on a boat ride where they can see us as they gossip and where she can’t have any wiggle room to suggest a second date.” She said grabbing him by the arm like they aren’t practically strangers.

“If someone has to be tossed in the lake, it will have to be you. Mamma will kill me if I ruin this suit.” He says as he lets her guide him to the dock where the life guard gets a boat ready for them.

They sit at opposite ends of the little boat and he takes out the resort’s newsletter he had been reading before was so rudely interrupted.

“Aren’t you going to row?” she asks as she sits there looking pretty.

Too bad she’s determined to dislike him, but he’s enjoying getting her riled up.

Makes the whole thing much more believable.

“No.” he pretends to be engrossed by the inane and dull words of whoever the fuck the resort pays to write this.

They’ll be a Shakespearian play tomorrow evening, maybe once she’s cooled down, he’ll make things worse by taking her out on a real date.

“The guy always rows.” She says as if it would get him to lift the fucking paddle.

Or he’ll take her to a club near here and see if perfect Miss Lombardo is a whore under that expensive summer dresses.

“Not this one, signorina.” He emphasized that by sitting back and flipping the page on the newsletter.

She huffed and Luca thinks the view of irritated Y/N Lombardo enhances the picturesque lake behind her.

“At least say something so it looks like we’re having fun.” She suggests and he tries not to smirk.

“Alessandro Russo wishes to thank all those how were there to say their final goodbyes to his late wife, Guilia.” He reads and tries not to laugh when she throws her head back laughing and giggling like he had made a joke.

“Fuck you, Luca. Read something funny, now people think I’m crazy.” She says with a fake smile as the passengers in the boat near them stared.

“You are. I swear you Lombardos are fucking insane, but your mother is never wrong. I’ll pick you up tomorrow night, wear something nice and tell your mother not to wait up.” He says as he tosses the paper aside and offered the crazy girl in front of him his hand as their boat rode came to an end. “I’ll kiss and you’ll toss me in the lake, your mother will think this is little act is real if you do it.”

“What about your suit?” Y/N asked unaware of his intentions as he pulled her in for kiss.

“You can make it up to me by wearing that red lingerie you had on when you came last week.”

She’s a good kisser, makes him wonder what else she can do with that pretty mouth of hers.

Makes ruining this suit worth it, he thinks as he lets her push him into the water.

“I hope you can swim, signorina.” He says as he takes her down with him.

#luca changretta x reader #luca changretta x fem!reader #luca changretta

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mdccanon · 2 years

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Namor. The most perfect anti-hero ever written. Namor is such an arrogant entitled bastard that when the heroes made a secret council and the villains made a secret council, Namor sat on BOTH because that's how desperately he needed everyone in the Marvel Universe to know his opinions. Namor is the closest thing to a friend Doctor Doom has; Namor fought with Captain America in WW2; he has been stealing men's wives since the 1930s; he is a mutant and therefore has allied with both the X-Men and The Brotherhood, but resents Charles' manipulations and Magneto/Erik's arrogance, so he'd rather support both from a distance than choose a side -- however he refused to join the third mutant organization The Hellfire Club and told Sebastian Shaw he'd kill him on sight; Namor will steal Susan and Johnny Storm the moment the Fantastic Four's Reed Richards' back is turned and it took a few decades of real life time for Doctor Doom to realize it's because he likes them, not hates them; Namor is the only hero who didn't betray and banish The Hulk from Earth; he considers stealing your wife a compliment--you have good taste; Namor uses "diplomatic immunity" to get away with a LOT of assholery; Namor is usually considered the first modern mutant, "the children of the atom", a gene from his human father.

He really wishes he could get along with Magneto... But Erik just KEEPS betraying him. So when he says he supports both, he really means 70% X-Men/30% Brotherhood. But he'll keep trying. A WW2 veteran isn't going to pretend he doesn't understand why a Holocaust experiment survivor has paranoia, anger, and attachment disorders. He just wishes Erik was kinder to his daughter, the Scarlet Witch.

And like many mutants, Namor feels kinda ugly and self-conscious. Don't make fun of his skin color. He hates racism and colorism. And anti-Semitism. And sexism. Namor will always side with the one woman in the room... (It's part of the reason why he's gonna steal your wife.)

Absolutely none of this is going to be in Wakanda Forever except, obviously, his self-esteem issue because of his skin color, but MCU Namor flirts with any one of these fine-ass Black women and - please, oh gawd, please - is recognized as an activated mutant... I know we gon be alright.

#black panther #wakanda forever #Namor #Bpwf #black panther 2

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transparentboymomma · 4 months

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rose colored glasses

Her era of being happy is fading again She questions whats happening why she just cant stay happy as she picks up the mess & sees all thats broken.

He said "you just hold on to the negative think im your enemy but you played the part that led up to all your misery putting me in a basket of all your exs but if I wanted to hurt you trust me I would this could be worse." You need to learn to forgive."

*Hush

She silenced in her words "your right im at fault lets move on "

Anything to keep him happy

She played his song "I love you thank you for all you do"

Rose colored glasses polished as the symphony plays the perfect remedy for a happy family

She screams within knowing she no longer feels at home while the walls crumbling sweeping every piece .With a smile hope he dont see

He asks whats wrong why you being this way

Im sorry im just hungry lets get something to eat

Ok you sure your not thinking of leaving

No im ok just hungry & need some sleep

Ok you promise were ok do we need something to talk about

No please can we just let it be im tired & feeling hungry

Ill be better

theres my happy wife

Whatever it takes he got it even if it kills her

He'll never let her leave

Living in a make believe shes happy as she drowns in her sleep to a shower she dies knowing all is not right & its a chain shes got to break feeling the weight she has to make it right but cant let him see

"You ok"

Yea sorry ill be out soon"

I love you

I love you too

Why does it feel like you dont love me your acting strange

She reminds herself dont say shit play his song be strong cant handle another fight not tonight.

im sorry im just really tired please I dont have energy to talk were ok just turn on a movie

Holds her close ok because you cant leave me.

Time to straighten the rose colored glasses

Theres my happy baby please dont fall asleep I want to enjoy this

Please dont get mad im just so tired im trying to stay awake

Its ok just wish you would stay this happy

She sleeps awaken in all the triggers knowing shes spiraling its getting harder to pretend formulating a plan she can barely breath just go back to sleep its ok just wait the time will come

Play his song play along think strategically be strong dont fight you going to be alright

strengthen those rose colored glasses you got this its not that bad quit overreacting your fine.

#rose colored glasses #relationships #song lyrics

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cherienymphe · 2 years

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Can you list your top 5 cruelest dark characters?

1. Goosebumps Bucky.

Possibly controversial for the top spot, but his actions aren't driven by any other motives than power. He's actually probably what some people would consider sociopathic. He literally didn't even care about B, but pretended to just to have power over her and the reader. He enjoyed the game he played and while yes, he's attracted to the reader, it's not a huge attraction. His power over the reader and what he does to her is what turns him on. He has no remorse and enjoys preying on people.

2. OLT Peter

The only reason he's at number 2 and not number 1 is because there was love there once. Power over the reader is not his motivation. He's absolutely obsessed with the reader and wants to be her whole world and rely on him and only him. With that being said, this Peter has like...no limits to what he'll do to achieve that. He'll go as low as he needs to if it will completely break the reader down to where he wants her to be. He'll say what he needs to and behave in a way he needs to in order to completely twist her mind to his liking. If it came down to it where his back was against the wall, he'd absolutely kill anyone he felt he needed to to completely destroy her mind.

3. Kept Woman Steve

He's cruel but he actually does want something with the reader. He wants the wife he feels is perfect for him but he just has no problems with pushing her to her limits. This Steve is almost toying with the reader. She both angers and amuses him but he likes it. He's at number 3 tho because he is a mafia boss and has done some unspeakable things that's even got protect and serve Steve beat.

5. Protect and Serve Steve

I really don't think I need to elaborate on this one 😭 he's a murderer and serial rapist and kidnapper and he'll happily break the reader down to where he wants her to be.

5. Regrets of Yesterday Steve

This Steve is actually much crueler than I showed but we definitely saw some of it. He was motivated to get the reader back purely out of a sense of ownership. He thought he could fuck half the country and still get his happily ever after with his wife. He can be cruel when he doesn't get his way as we saw several times. He's selfish and entitled and he hated that she got more out of their arrangement than he did. His ego couldn't take it and the whole situation made him feel inferior and slighted and he lashed out. He's an overgrown child with access to guns

Honorable mentions: crossfire Bucky, Too Good Ransom, Joker

#asks

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tabloidtoc · 3 years

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National Examiner, April 12

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Mark Harmon quitting NCIS

Page 2: Stars Who Rock Around the Clock -- they believe in the healing power of crystals -- Naomi Campbell, Shirley MacLaine, Adele, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Uma Thurman

Page 3: Debra Messing, Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Gisele Bundchen

Page 4: Eddie Murphy's roles and costumes

Page 6: George Clooney is turning 60 in May, and he says being an older dad to toddlers has its benefits -- his son isn't ever going to feel competitive with him and he'll be gumming his bread by the time he'd feel competitive with him, jokes the Oscar-winning actor, whose twins Ella and Alexander turn 4 in June -- George is well aware that growing up with two highly accomplished parents (his wife Amal Clooney is a successful human rights lawyer) can put a lot of pressure on a kid and that's why the couple is already guiding Ella and Alexander with strong values and kind hearts because George says it's their job to make sure that they care about people and that they challenge people in power and look out for people who don't have power and those are the things he was raised with -- the known prankster is also passing the practical joke tradition down to the next generation and he taught Alexander to take a piece of banana, chew it up and then spit it into a napkin, then stand next to him mom, pretend to blow his nose into it and look down until Mama looks at it, then eat it

Page 7: Partridge Family star Shirley Jones turned 87, and she's brimming over with gratitude for her wonderful life that's been chock-full of extraordinary experiences -- she says you have to have a good time and enjoy life to the fullest and before you know it you'll be 87 -- Shirley has three sons (her stepson David Cassidy died in 2017) and 13 grandchildren

Page 8: Take your etiquette test for tea with Queen Elizabeth

Page 9: Brain foods that may help prevent dementia

* Study says new drug slows Alzheimer's

Page 10: Jennifer Garner recently opened up about her real feelings on her body -- she's 48 and single and has three children with ex-husband Ben Affleck: daughters Violet and Seraphina and son Samuel -- in a recent interview, she admitted that her body has changed a lot since having three kids and she doesn't mind one little bit, even though she was hurt when a friend hinted she may be expecting again, saying there are some women whose bodies just, no matter how many babies they have, they bounce right back to that slim-hipped, no stomach and she has so many girlfriends who have that physique and she's so happy for them, but she's not one of them and she can work really hard and she can be really fit and she will still look like a woman who's had three babies and she always will

Page 11: 6 stomach symptoms you should never ignore -- catch problems before the become deadly

Page 12: After more than two decades, James Brolin says he's discovered the way to keep his marriage to Barbra Streisand going strong: negotiation -- it's taken two marriages and 22 years for him to figure it out and he and his wife have gotten so close being locked down together -- his mother was the sweetest person so he never really learned to negotiate with women but now he knows if you sit down and talk about a situation, you can work it out

Page 14: Dear Tony, America's Top Psychic Healer -- don't make snap judgments; you may lose the perfect mate -- Tony predicts a very hot summer coming and a lot more street crime

Page 15: Folks getting their COVID-19 vaccinations at the Berkshire Community College in Massachusetts got a shocking treat: a mini-concert from world-famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma -- while waiting out his 15-minute observation period, the musician sat down to play a socially distant symphony for his fellow inoculees

Page 16: Duchess Kate is never seen without a purse, but what exactly does she keep inside it? There's quite a history between royal women and their handbags: Princess Diana used her clutch bag to cover her cleavage from prying photographers, Queen Elizabeth moves her handbag from one arm to the other to signal to her staff when she's bored of chatting with someone, and Kate carries her bag in her left hand so she can keep her right hand free to greet and shake hands with guests and she holds her bag in front of her when shaking hands might be awkward -- according to royal protocol pre-pandemic, Kate must extend her hand first for another person to shake hands with her, so if she prefers to just smile instead of touching other folks, she uses her clutch to do that -- author Marcia Moody who wrote Kate: A Biography, says the duchess always carries four must-have items: in her small clutch, she carries a compact mirror, a handkerchief, blotting paper and lip balm and every now and then, if she's going to attend a tennis match, for example, Kate will carry a pair of sunglasses -- unlike Queen Elizabeth, whose purses come from a company called Launer, the duchess favors different brands, but mostly a company called Mulberry -- nowadays with three small children, the mom gravitates toward midsize bags with handles because she's got to take more items with her like a handy bunch of tissues, good for wiping little noses and faces, and also takes her camera along

Page 18: William Shatner confesses that when he starred in Star Trek during the mid-60s, he had no idea it would become a worldwide phenomenon still popular today -- Shatner, who turned 90 in March, says it's unimaginable and it's all beyond anybody's imagination or ability to repeat and the greatest thing about being the captain of the Enterprise for three years was his relationship with the cast and the roles were written so well

Page 19: Brandy is a one-in-a million cat because those are the odds she'd ever be found again after she went missing 15 years ago -- when Charles got the phone call from a California animal shelter that his missing pet has been found, he could scarcely believe his ears and the Los Angeles man was skeptical and thought it must be a mistake but he had made sure the two-month-old kitten had a microchip and sure enough, the malnourished stray they found was his Brandy -- Charles did break down and cry because he thought about all of the years he lost from her and when he picked her up, she started to purr and it was very emotional

Page 20: Mark Harmon finally lured wife Pam Dawber out of retirement to star alongside him on NCIS, but the pairing will be short-lived because he's leaving the show after 18 hit seasons -- the 69-year-old star is finally fed up with the backbreaking hours, endless rehearsals, and feuds with cast and crew, and plans to ride off into the sunset with Pam and retire to the couple's Montana Ranch -- Mark's contract is up after season 18, and he's agonized over whether to sign a new one and he's being offered the moon and the stars to come back for a few more seasons, but he says his heart just isn't in it and Mark has faced problems on the set over the past few years and he feels his age, he just doesn't need the aggravation anymore -- NCIS recently teased a possible departure of his character Leroy Gibbs when the special agent commander was suspended for assaulting and nearly killing a suspect but despite that, Harmon insists Gibbs not be killed off so he can leave the door open for a possible return

Page 22: Legendary actor Michael Caine just turned 88 and he's still going strong, starring in an upcoming comedy Best Sellers and says he knows he's old but he doesn't feel old, not in his head, where it matters

Page 24: They say money doesn't buy happiness, but what do people spend their money on that can buy happiness? You don't need millions of dollars to afford the things that happy people buy to stay that way and studies show that anything over $75,000 a year in income is gravy, which means yachts, jewels, second homes and art collections are not at all required -- the best thing to drop your cash on is experiences and doing is better than having and in other words, an object you own will never give you the consistent pleasure of an experience that creates good memories that live on forever -- also the best experiences are the ones that involve other people like having a picnic with family, going rafting with pals, or even just walking and talking with an exercise buddy

Page 25: Freshen Your Fridge -- make a clean start with this 5-step plan

Page 26: Tony's Mystic World -- may the force be with you -- the life force can be drained out of you by fear or worry

Page 28: Sensational Snaps From Around the World -- photo contest captures amazing sights

Page 31: When to trash it -- the useful lifespan of refrigerated food

Page 32: It's been 40 years since Marilu Henner starred on the hit sitcom Taxi, but the great memories and wonderful co-stars are always on her mind because she's still pals with them -- they always stayed in touch with each other and never lost touch and do a Taxi Zoom every two months and they're all very current with each other and they have a text chain as well and they're in contact every week -- Marilu is close with cast members Tony Danza, Judd Hirsch, Danny DeVito, Christopher Lloyd and Carol Kane

Page 33: Garth Brooks is overjoyed wife Trisha Yearwood has finally bounced back from her bout with COVID-19 -- she seems to be 100 percent, according to Garth, and at the end there during fatigue she got real impatient, really kind of mean and sassy and he thought well, she's back to herself -- after announcing in February that Trisha had the coronavirus and Garth said he had tested negative

Page 40: The grass is always greener when you use these simple gardening tips

* Avoid cat-astrophe -- the right way to add a stray

Page 42: 10 things you never knew about Glenn Close -- the wildly successful actress turned 74 in March

Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Sylvester Stallone and wife Jennifer Flavin leave a Florida hotel (picture), Jane Seymour is still looking on the bright side even as the world continues to weather the pandemic, one year after the death of Kenny Rogers his family thanked fans as they honored his life, Sharon Stone is dishing dirt about her Hollywood past in her recently released memoir like one moviemaker who told her to have sex with a male co-star to improve their on-screen chemistry, 28-year-old twins Lady Amelia and Lady Eliza Spencer who are the nieces of Princess Diana recently stepped out in South Africa as bridesmaids for fellow high society girl Leila Osato, director Christopher Columbus pooh-poohed internet rumors about the existence of an NC-17 cut of Mrs. Doubtfire but he did confirm there's an unreleased R-rated version

Page 45: Good Morning America co-host Cecilia Vega mugs it up for the camera on the morning show (picture), Gretta Monahan gets out of a car (picture), longtime GMA veteran Robin Roberts displays her ever-present sunny side on the set (picture), the Hollywood Hills home of Johnny Depp recently had some uninvited guests when a man was spotted loitering by the property's pool but ran off after being confronted by a neighbor and not much later Johnny's security team called police about another unwanted visitor who had taken a shower and helped himself to the actor's booze, Elsa Pataky has been married to Chris Hemsworth for 10 years and says patience and communication and understanding are what help their relationship be successful

Page 46: A Texas man has helped thousands of people by donating his blood platelets a staggering 962 times over the past 37 years

Page 47: Celebrity Weddings Gone Wrong -- Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden, Nicky Hilton and James Rothschild, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley

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