y'all elbows just hurt for no reason

having my period is insane. like no bc where did these tits come from?

All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And if they catch you, they will kill you. But first? They have to catch you.

- Watership down

At work. Covered in paint. I have a cold. Doubled up a bit on cold meds because fuck the rules i'm a rebel. Time to help 6 year olds paint.

do i have internalized misogyny or internalized lesbophobia or just homophobia or internalized transmasc phobia or internalized nonbinaryphobia (yes) (that's a really weird word i created for my purposes) or do i just need to find myself more and what i want or do i just need to stop believing myself bc it's 1:37 and past my bedtime or just have mental illness or do i

this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

gaza has just been completely cut off from the world.

after increased intensity of israeli aistrikes tonight, the last cable providing communications was destroyed. telecommunications have been completely cut off. they cannot reach one another. they cannot reach paramedics. the red crescent society has completely lost contact with their branch in gaza. nobody inside can reach anyone inside, and especially not outside of gaza to tell us what is going on. this is a complete atrocity.

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

"you cant heal if you pretend you're not hurt"

-filmythings

no no. you don't get it. the reason I injure my blorbos until they can't walk is because that's the only way they'll ever let someone else carry them. the reason I curse them to be sick and feverish is so that they'll finally open up about their emotions while delirious. the reason I force them to overexert themselves to the point of exhaustion is so that when they pass out they can finally rest.

I'm doing this for their own good.