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#and therizinosaurus looked like it was balding what's up with that
pa-pa-plasma · 2 years
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me watching JW3: hey, I know that dinosaur! hey, I know that dinosaur! hey, I know that dinosaur! DIMETRODON???????? hey, I know that dinosaur! hey, I know thaー
#JW3#whenever it got quiet i'd lean over to my dad and just be like#that's therizinosaurus#and he'd be like ''oh yeah?''#and i'd be like ''biggest claws in the animal kingdom''#and he'd see them 5 seconds later and be like ''WHAAAT THE??''#i did this for every dinosaur xD#90% of the time before they even showed up. idk. i can just sense them#''oh hey quetzelcoatlus is about to show up''#''whatー''#*quetzelcoatlus shows up*#''how the fuck''#crisp rat: allosaurus?#me: no you dumb idiot fool that's giganotosaurus fuckin dumbass#girl who's name i never learned: no you dumb idiot fool that's giganotosaurus the biggest land predator ever get your shit together#it was an okay movie i guess. couldve used more accurate dinosaurs since they kept bragging about how accurate they are in the movie#like when fucking pyroraptor was swimming like a fish & still had those weird hands & also flight feathers on its upper arms for some reason#and therizinosaurus looked like it was balding what's up with that#that's supposed to be a full pure blooded theriz but it looks like THAT? no fuckin way my dude#i really hope people don't think dimetrodon is a dinosaur. please guys don't think dimetrodon is a dinosaur#it feels like they were just trying to get as many random dinos in as possible to be like ''we know dinosaurs besides trex we swear''#NONE of them got ANY screen time besides ONE cameo#also it never says how the dinos ended up living wild all over the world. they just are.#10 dinos 1 from each species was brought to the USA & suddenly there's dinos in africa. how'd they get there#the movie seemed like it was just made up of cameos & callbacks tbh#there was just. nothing else. just ''look it's just like in the first movie. look it's just like in the first movie. look it's just likeー''#it was fine as an action movie cashgrab but other than that like. i dont think i'd watch it again for fun
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