See you later, Romeo

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

mmm soob

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves

fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world