#and the wizard from stardew valley
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They should've put zagreus in super smash brothers. a
and Harry du Bois
#super smash brothers#smash ultimate#hadesgame#disco elysium#Zagreus actually wouldve been so cool in smash I cry#like the way they chose dlc and additional characters there wouldve been almost no way#but i belive i want it i want him#and shovel knight too#and whichever monsterprom character everyone was horniest for#and the wizard from stardew valley#and herobrine#and sans. again.
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EXTREMELY powerful opening to a letter
#not even all-powerful wizards are free from divorce court#she took the fucking furniture#lmao#stardew valley#stardew valley memes#memes#stardew valley 1.6
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been playing a lot of sdv over my little new years break here are my 2 farmers i love them both a lot
#persimmon is my own save he used to be named leaf#and truck is my farmer in the playthru i started with my wife recently#both persimmon and truck are romancing wizard and krobus because i cant stop myself from making the same choices over and over#im running so many mods my dudes#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#i bet theres a lot of CRUSTY OLD ART in my sdv tag cus i havent played seriously for so long waughghg
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not sure if you've done this one before but how would the vanilla + SVE bachelors react to the farmer giving them a shirt (or any top article of clothing) with one of those boob windows? What if the farmer pleads them with puppy eyes in hopes of convincing them to put it on?
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No, I definitely didn’t write a headcanon about this topic. And today we will fix it~ (thanks for the ask, dear anon!🫰💕)
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SDV/SVE bachelors react to their Farmer spouse who gives them clothes with a "boob window":
Alex thought at first that that line on the T-shirt was a damage, but when Farmer explained to the athlete that this was the way it should be, he hesitated for a couple of seconds, and put the T-shirt on. Though Alex blushed a little at Farmer's stare, he realised that he looked pretty good in it and started to look at himself in the mirror. "Hey honey, you know what's better than this 'titty' t-shirt? No t-shirt!". He took off his t-shirt and with a smug smile began to flex in front of his spouse. Farmer should give him credit: it's impossible to disagree with such a valid argument.
"Nice try, dear, but still no." Sebastian sat on the couch with his laptop while his dearest spouse ran around him and begged him to at least try on a t-shirt with an oval cut on the chest. Neither the sad eyes nor the bribe-laden entreaties worked on the emo, who seemed to be amused by Farmer's futile attempts to convince him. "Yeah we'd sooner have an obsidian portal on our farm than I'd wear this." Bad mistake. Because a few hours later there was a huge obsidian archway on the farm (the portal is working, btw) and the Farmer was standing nearby, triumphantly handing a flushed Sebby a t-shirt.
"Honey, don't you think that's a bit much?" Elliott is a fan of unbuttoning his collar and being in dramatic poses when he's writing another masterpiece or posing for a drawing. But here, he'll probably draw the line. No, not to say he hates it at all, this sweater with the... hmm, rather unusual cut, but Elliott's used to his style of dress, and this doesn't fit his image in any way. Even Farmer's tearful pleas won't make him change his mind (though Elliott must admit, he almost gives in, because Farmer knows how to make professional puppy-dog eyes).
"Ah, fuck it. Give it to me." Shane, as it turned out, wasn't hard to convince. His only stipulation, though, was that he would only wear that "boob window" shirt ("Heh, what a fucking name...") at home on the farm. Because even if the chicken man himself doesn't give a shit about most people's opinions and dresses as he pleases, he still doesn't want Jas and Marnie to catch him wearing that t-shirt. It would be... awkward, to say at least. This cloth is comfortable tho, plus his size. "Heh, boob window. Enjoying the view?" Farmer is definitely enjoing the view.
Huh... Sam had tried all sorts of extravagant clothes in an effort to find his unique style in the past, but this was new even to him. He certainly wore that t-shirt with the cutout on the chest, purely out of curiosity. It's cool, but... not his style. The young guitarist had thought about unusual clothes for his music band, but a side boob shirt cut was more his style than this. Sorry Farmer- hey, c'mon, don't give him this sad look! They know it's hard for Sam to say no to them with those sad eyes... Ok, but he won't wear this to a family dinner, deal?
If the Farmer wanted Harvey to stand flushed for a minute, congratulations - they've achieved their goal! With all due respect to his spouse, the local doctor is not too keen on wearing a sweater with such a cut. But interestingly enough, he has asked them not to put these clothes far away, as the resourceful doctor has found a use for it. If Farmer insists on staying late in the Mines, Harvey just needs to drop his selfies of himself (still flushed) wearing this sweater. Farmer teleports home at lightning speed and almost kicks in the front door. Works every time!
"Please!" "No." "Please!" "No." Farmer had been following Magnus around like a duckling following its mother for about fifteen minutes now, hoping to change their stubborn husband's mind and at least try on that sweater with the big line on the chest. Attempts, so far, had been unsuccessful. "Please!" "No." Magnus is quite happy with his magical uniform, which gives him charm and mystery vibe. Especially since he doesn't want any of his colleagues to catch him with that sweater. So wizard has to say no to his beloved spouse. Although they are stubborn. "Please!" "No."
"My dear, is this your way of trying to hint to me that I should unbutton my shirt more often?" Lance smiled slyly at Farmer, and the blush on their cheeks made it immediately clear to the gallant adventurer that he had hit right on target. That clothes with a cut-out on the chest, if the truth be told, is not to his taste. Especially since Lance doesn't see the point of it at all, if he and his spouse can find alternatives. All Lance has to do is simply undo the gilded buttons of his snow-white shirt, spread the collar a little for... *chuckle* a better view for a Farmer, and that's it. The effect will be the same.
Victor had a heap of doubts, but it was hard to resist Farmer's puppy-dog eyes, so, to Farmer's glee, he put on the T-shirt they handed him with.... "Boob window"? Is that what it's called? What a name..." The size is certainly his, and the fabric is of good quality, but... He feels a little bit uncomfortable. And Yoba forbid his mother catches him like this, otherwise it would take a long time to explain everything. Victor could have just unbuttoned his shirt. Or... or no shirt at all, if Farmer wanted to hint to him that they'd like to have fun tonight...
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley expanded#sve#sve lance#sve magnus#sdv wizard#sdv rasmodius#sve victor#sdv shane#sdv sam#sdv harvey#sdv elliott#sdv alex#sdv sebastian#thanks for the ask!#sdv headcanons#sve headcanon#don’t know why I inserted a portal from Minecraft into Sebastian’s story. but why not lol
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also I know I make a bunch of posts like “don’t be afraid to tell people you love g/t!” but also like, it’s perfectly okay if you don’t wanna tell anyone either. no one is owed knowledge of your interests. you can like something without being obligated to tell your friends and family. you shouldn’t feel ashamed of liking g/t, but if you ultimately decide it’s private, that’s so valid too. sometimes it’s nice to have a special little secret for yourself
#the key is to go from I Wont Tell Anyone Because I Feel Ashamed to I Wont Tell Anyone Cause I Dont Wanna#dont feel guilt for your interests tho fr. gt is so much more normal than ppl think#anyways im going get wizard high and play stardew valley <3
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Merle is introduced after Caroline’s greenhouse heart event - after the cutscene the player may click on a large bush in the corner and (similar to Krobus) a startled Merle emerges. You’re given dialogue options to either convince him to move somewhere else or keep squatting in the greenhouse. Random dialogue options include him searching in vain for Scuttle Buddy, sweet-talking the tea plant, and attempting to convert the player into a worshipper of Pan.
Magnus lives in the Adventurer’s guild and offers two services: Pet-walking (increases the players <3 with pet) and Protection in the mines (carries the player home if knocked unconscious, guarantee no lost items or medical bills). 2+ Heart Event is him coaxing Dusty (Alex’ dog) out of his pen with a treat. 4+ Heart Event is helping him name his new goldfish! Name options: the lord esquire goldfish, Steven q fletcher the goldfish, steven the goldfish. 8+ hearts with Magnus and he mails you a “questionable fried unicorn.. horn?”
Taako works part-time as the chef for the Pirate Bar on ginger island, and occasionally shows up to work at the Stardew Valley Saloon. When given fried calamari he sighs wistfully and exclaims “brings back warm memories” with a wink. Random dialogue options include him asking if a gift is secretly Gogurt, asking for directions to the wizard’s tower and explaining that he can’t have someone stealing his thunder. When given a Dinosaur egg he inexplicably cries “DUPREEEE”. He eventually teaches magic in the community center (library section) to the kids and the player if cajoled
#taz#the adventure zone#taz balance spoilers#taz balance#the adventure zone balance#merle highchurch#merle hightower highchurch#clint mcelroy#magnus burnsides#travis mcelroy#taako the wizard#taako taaco#taako from tv#taako adventurezone#justin mcelroy#stardew valley#sdv au
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I’m in love with Rasmodius and it’s a crime I cannot romance him but I’ll have to get the mod
#I love redesigning my favorite blorbos from stardew#I wish I had the mental fortitude to make a sprite mod#greying wizard#BARK BARK BARK#stardew valley#stardew harvey#stardew wizard#stardew rasmodius#stardew oc#lo art#this is so out of left field but I love these characters so much even if it’s older art
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New Stardoo game✨
#stardew valley#sdv#stardoo#that will be my tag for this one lmao#I have 104 mods at the moment and like 98 of them are aesthetic/retexture mods LMAO#this is it this is the game I romance the wizard#A lot of these mods are from Naver so I can't share them bc they prohibit passing around files#but making an account was 100% worth#the wizard and haley portraits/sprites are from there#as well as the flower crab pot retextures + the wisteria houses and the narwhal trees!!
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"I've got my eye on you
Say yes to Heaven
Say yes to me. . ."
#꒰trying out new mods for magnus !꒱#this lovely portrait and sprite is from @/mackrelkart#sdv#sdv mods#sdv community#sdv farm#sdv farmer#sdv wizard#stardew valley#stardew valley mods#stardew mods#stardew#stardew edit#stardew valley farm#stardew farmer#cottagecore#pixel art#gaming
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ride a horse save a cowboy but its Magnus Rasmodius
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv wizard#boothill#hsr boothill#honestly. dont ask.#this was born from a discord conversation#yeehaw
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playing Stardew Valley with the family been making me want to play Stardew Valley so I've been playing Stardew Valley. Like... all yesterday/today without sleeping....
and now some doodles that look like way more than they are because I slapped a quick bg in!
good nIGHt
#Stardew Valley#sdv Wizard#sdv Shane#sdv Jas#Peo and Abel don't have tags because I deleted my old sdv art but sfweoie anyway...#I'm still trying to figure out how to use the natural hair brushes I downloaded from ages ago aaah#Peo looking a little like the KILL! monster meme dude for no reason
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Every few years, a man comes into the valley.
Nobody knows where he comes from, nor why he feels so familiar.
He seems so familiar, yet treated like hes a new face every time he comes.
He stays, toils away at the old rotting farm until new life blossoms into it and he builds like hes seen all this place has to offer, like hes been there hundreds of times before.
And he has, most certainly, until the day he leaves again, thanking the residents for their time until inevitably, they forget and the farm falls back into dissarray.
Who is the man for whom the sky wales sing, who is the man who seems to know everything?
Who is the man whom most forget,
Who is the man that time reset?
#stardew valley#cw unreality#tw unreality#timeloops#explaining away my farmer self insert as an interdimensional being who just needs to fuckin RELAX on a farm every now and then#but adhd brain makes him bounce from thing to thing#so he forgets what hes done and has to reset the game every time#thus trapping pelican town in a timeloop#headcanon that the wizard broke out of the awareness cycle and knows that this man isnt who he says he is#the wizard remembers and is frightened#krobus also remembers
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“he would not look like that,” but it’s about me looking at 100% canon accurate video game character art bc i keep forgetting i have. modded the game
#this is about stardew valley#i use diverse stardew valley with seasonal outfits for most of the characters#its such a nice and customizable mod i really suggest trying it out!#it takes time (like 10 minutes) to modify all the settings if you wish to do so but its 1000000% worth it#im married to penny on a save i have with a friend and i have the close to vanilla but improved sprite for her and shes SO cute#theres multiple versions to pick from for most of the characters btw#also i have modded wizard and abigail but not pierre bc i just think its hilarious that way#i just love how versatile the mod is and that i can just disable it for some characters bc i have to admit. there are some#vanilla sprites i adore
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not that i am complaining but is it just me or there has been a drastic increase of Magnus Rasmodius simps??,
#a few months ago the ao3 tag was a wasteland#and now 75% of fics are dated from like two weeks???#hELLO?? how do you do fellow wizard fuckers#stardew valley#sdv wizard#sdv rasmodius#magnus rasmodius
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wait i just thought of something
An assumption could be made that we can understand the bear because we have the forest magic from the wizard,
but getting that cutscene with the wizard is completely independent from your ability to meet Krobus on Winter 1 and become capable of reading and receiving secret notes. You can get these without getting the first bundle at all (just that most people wouldn't).
Therefore, it is possible that the farmer was already capable of speaking to animals way before any wizard involvement
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#unless there's something else stopping you from getting secret notes before meeting the wizard for the first time#this should be available to you from the start#holy shit#oh well it lines up with what i had already planned for julian's ties with magic
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stardew. accidentally skipped my wedding (not even my first time marrying harvey)
i was so distraught. tried to roll my save back a day. didn't work. tried to manually edit my save to be unmarried. didn't work. tried to use a mod to review event cutscenes. didn't work. tried to use commands and debug view recent event ids. didn't work.
so i divorced him. erased his memories. re-romanced him. re-proposed to him.
and yayyyy
#stardew valley#i legit went fully insane#sdv#since i was already doing too much i went ahead and put together a cute wedding outfit too#also it took me until right now to realize i never changed my eye colour frm the default#i'll go befriend the wizard and get on that ig#yes the watermelon band is essential to my wedding#this reminds me of the stardew horror fic i wrote from harvey's perspective on a farmer who isn't quite right
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