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Saw Spiderman - no way home:: My review with some spoilers!! I will be tagging for them.::::

I liked it! Over all rating? Hmmm, maybe like 7.7 or 8 out of 10.

Most of the movie was great! All of the parts with the older guys were better than any of the parts with the newer guys. Like, sorry Doctor Strange but Doc Ock has like 5 million times more charisma than you and Green Goblin is infinitely more interesting. I could watch them for hours.

All else going under a read more for spoilers 😒

There was some SHITTY writing in the film, though. I will be the first to say. The death scene and all of the dialogue right before it felt ham fisted and shoved in because "we needed it" I physically rolled my eyes and I am not joking.

The beginning was painfully slow and not funny at all. I wanted it to be over after like 30 seconds. As soon as we got to the point where old characters started showing up, the movie picked up the pace.

I missed Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire so much. I loved seeing them in the movie. They're such different Spidermen, but they're both so great. I wanted to give them both a hug. The banter between them was nice and felt like how my brother and I talk to each other. Felt like siblings. Andrew is best boy. Deserves so much love.

We didn't appreciate Andrew when he was Spidey, but everyone loves him now. Maybe they'll finally give him his third movie to give people closure. (And also let him be bi)

The fucking... the "great responsibility" quote was done SO BADLY in this movie. Oh my god it was fucking terrible 😭. It was so obvious they shoved that in there just for the sake of having that quote. Jesus Fuck. You should have had Tobey be the one to say that to Tom, you fucking idiots. Even I am smart enough to know that would have been better. He would have been passing on the Spiser wisdom. Stupid.

Eddie and Venom were so underutilized, but at the same time thank FUCK they were villains in this. Tom Hardy's Eddie would not beat the shit out of a teenager. He just wouldn't.

Leaving the little bit of the symbiote behind? Garbage. Trash can writing. Stupid as shit and absolutely fucking horrible. - Tom Hardy backed them into a corner, though, and they had almost no other options to do the black suit Spiderman that wouldn't involve making an entire other movie. His Venom just would not abandon Eddie for some random kid. He just wouldn't. Tom fucked them by making Eddie and Venom happy and in love. ... still dogshit writing, though. I will complain about that. (I do appreciate that Venom's first thought when drunk is to get Eddie naked. Gay little slime. )

The only part of the movie that made me cry was Peter saying goodbye to Ned. That was it. Not the death, not him saying goodbye to MJ. No. Ned is what got me.

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