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#and of course the literal pissing contest between jack/stede
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OFMD Reactions: We Gull Way Back (1x08)
when the episode starts with lucius and black pete cuddling in their sleep, you know it’s gonna be good
stede and ed have now been involved in two (2) love triangles over the course of eight (8) episodes and all i can say is that this show understands its fanbase
please let olu be happy, he is breaking my heart!!!
buttons said deceased he/they rights 🏳️‍⚧️
calico jack, you better not interrupt stede while he’s recounting the tale of his and ed’s swashbuckling meet-cute!
“whip my balls!” ed, you absolute mad lad
*chanting and gnashing my teeth* JEALOUS STEDE! JEALOUS STEDE! JEALOUS STEDE!
third time your crew has mutinied this year? CJ, my guy, that sounds like a you problem.
is it just me, or are stede and ed communication kings??? their sidebar convo after stede made CJ cry was so healthy??? what the fuck???
side note, ed will really take any opportunity to touch and/or rub stede’s shoulder and/or back, huh?
that scene between jim and spanish jackie was the quickest enemies to friends arc i have ever seen and i’m so here for it.
STEDE’S 👏🏻 PARASOL 👏🏻
fellas is it gay to ask someone if he’s buggering your ex-lover while both your dicks are out???
this show said pissing contest, but make it literal
“i don’t like who you are around this guy.” y’all are literally married, i don’t know what to tell you.
KARL, NO!!! YOU DIDN’T DESERVE ANY OF THIS 😭😭😭
i absolutely feel buttons’ pain but did i just hear him say “fungina fungina”?
blackstede, i am revoking your Communication King cards! stede does see you for who you are, ed, you nitwit, he is in love with you, stop punishing yourself and making stede cry, and get back on the frickin ship!!!
oh my god this show is an embarrassment of riches, first we got jealous bitchy stede and now we get messy stalker stede, complete with telescope??? we must’ve been saints in a past life to deserve this.
“do you think he’s better looking than me?” alskdkalsksksks lucius please talk some sense into this sleep-deprived, lovesick man
i don’t even know what else to say about this scene, everyone is doing the lord’s work, god bless the gays
i never thought i’d be so emotionally devastated by the death of a seagull! did karl and olivia have any children??? i am beside myself.
not stede giving his crew the “your father and i don’t love you any less” speech as if they’re children of divorce 💀
OLIVIA THE SEAGULL, YOU ARE THE MVP! Karl would be so proud :’)
byeeee, CJ, don’t let the cannonball hit you in the head on your way out! ✌🏻
stede’s face when he sees ed: 🥰😍🥰😍🥰
i didn’t think this scene could get any wilder. and then fleetwood mac started playing.
“you came back.” “i never left.” screaming crying throwing up shaking my fists walking the plank etc.
don’t even talk to me about the final shot, i had to make a separate post about it because of all my feelings. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK, I ASK YOU?!?!
tldr: i am unwell 😃🏴‍☠️
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