#and morty's like 'nooo you're doing it all wrong why does your team suck why aren't you using the daycare'
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Everyday I think about rick and morty against my will
#random thoughts#guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time#i think. rick would like pokemon#but like. in a passive way. he does not vibe with the competitive scene at all#morty though??? he's VERY MUCH ACTIVE IN THE POKEMON BATTLING SCENE#he KNOWS breeding okay??? he sucks at it but he KNOWS#like he introduces rick to pokemon and rick's like 'oh i know what this is i played it when i was younger'#so he plays it in the same way he did when he was younger:#he catches all the pokemon and beats the elite 4#he Likes Tasks#and morty's like 'nooo you're doing it all wrong why does your team suck why aren't you using the daycare'#'why aren't you paying attention to stats why aren't you using status changing moves'#and morty very much blames this all on rick being old#and rick is like ??? A CHALLENGE???#so he learns everything about pokemon breeding and stats and shit and wipes the floor with EVERYONE HE COMES ACROSS#and he is no longer having fun but GODDAMNIT MORTY HAS FINALLY SHUT UP#my favorite episodes are ones where rick is basically a genie can you tell#like you will get what you wished for but he's gonna be an ass about it#actually wait rick does use the daycare#he breeds caterpie and gives them dumb names and wondertrades them#rick loves wondertrading he thinks it's hilarious
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