another list of batfam headcanons because its finals and im tired

-the kids throw things at bruce when he’s being an ass. cups, pencils, books, silverware, plates, balled up clothing, and one time an entire recliner (jason) bruce only catches what can break on him or break him.  -damian fosters animals regularly and takes great joy in training dogs and rehabilitating wildlife -tim streams on twitch via vtubing to a)conceal his identity and b) make fun of people. his little persona is probably bird themed  -when jason was first adopted he used to follow alfred around the house so not only does he know the butler’s entire schedule but he’s also learned how to be an efficient cleaner. this carries over into every single one of his safe-houses. on top of that jason is the only kid that can cook successfully. 

-steph, jason, and duke take turns commentating on sparring matches like they’re speakers on ESPN. -jason reads frequently to cass and damian. it didn’t start on purpose it just sort of happened and now it is one of his big brother duties. (he does voices, this is why he got chosen for reading. Jason does voices because Alfred does voices)  -every time tim and jason end up on missions together something gets blown up, therefore they have been banned from working on the same missions. -tim and steph keep up with youtuber drama religiously, and keep up with several drama channels like it’s their job. they’ll collect videos throughout the week and binge them all in one night. 

-jason and dick big brother in different ways but they are suddenly on the same page when it comes to tormenting their younger siblings. they will team up and they are terrifying. there’s no escape. (they are also a little too efficient when they go on patrol together. bruce is SO suspicious)