every so often people find the destiel job listing
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Tumblr has one joke and they're gonna use it, huh
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It really says something to me with the fact that Jonathan Crane, the burlap wearing hroo hraaing ratbastard, as caught himself on fire multiple times in canon and yet CONTINUES to wear burlap and straw hats
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someone on twitter sharing a tiktok edit and reminding me of the sketch david tennant and catharine tate did where he plays her english teacher and she's like NOOOOO NO YOU'RE THE DOCTOR I THINK YOU'RE A 945 YEAR OLD TIME LORD. HAVE YOU GOT THE TARDIS PARKED ON A METER? and he goes can we PLEASE get back to shakespeare. and then a beat and she goes "do you fancy billie piper sir" like oh my fuckin god the memories. I haven't thought about that clip in years
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karl jacobs’ love language is gift stealing
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absolutely obsessed w my coworker who whenever they talk about food they'll always preface it with their version being really specific or uncommon and without fail they will then describe the most generic version of that food
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some things to remember:
if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.
remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.
a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.
it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!
posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally
every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions
if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is
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my bf incapable of not accidentally playing the vine boom via hotkey
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reminder that taking your pokémon trick-or-treating on halloween is a super fun activity and makes for some very cute memories!
secondary reminder that if you give your pokémon 40 rare candies in one night there will be consequences
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last night and remembered this tweet
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