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blanketforcas · 10 days
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every so often people find the destiel job listing
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Tumblr has one joke and they're gonna use it, huh
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It really says something to me with the fact that Jonathan Crane, the burlap wearing hroo hraaing ratbastard, as caught himself on fire multiple times in canon and yet CONTINUES to wear burlap and straw hats
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cidnangarlond · 4 months
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someone on twitter sharing a tiktok edit and reminding me of the sketch david tennant and catharine tate did where he plays her english teacher and she's like NOOOOO NO YOU'RE THE DOCTOR I THINK YOU'RE A 945 YEAR OLD TIME LORD. HAVE YOU GOT THE TARDIS PARKED ON A METER? and he goes can we PLEASE get back to shakespeare. and then a beat and she goes "do you fancy billie piper sir" like oh my fuckin god the memories. I haven't thought about that clip in years
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gogtopia · 1 year
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karl jacobs’ love language is gift stealing
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snoopyisbisexual · 1 year
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absolutely obsessed w my coworker who whenever they talk about food they'll always preface it with their version being really specific or uncommon and without fail they will then describe the most generic version of that food
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butchfalin · 5 months
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some things to remember:
if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.
remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.
a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.
it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!
posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally
every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions
if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is
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galaxymoths · 5 months
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my bf incapable of not accidentally playing the vine boom via hotkey
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realpokemon · 6 months
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reminder that taking your pokémon trick-or-treating on halloween is a super fun activity and makes for some very cute memories!
secondary reminder that if you give your pokémon 40 rare candies in one night there will be consequences
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reineydraws · 1 month
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three is a pattern, shanks!
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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guinevereslancelot · 1 year
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first base is wound tending second base is hand touching
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caramel-cream50 · 3 months
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caruliaa · 1 year
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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pastelwell · 1 year
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Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last night and remembered this tweet
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kimodraw · 10 months
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been drawing some very very stupid things lately
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