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justaz · 2 years

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is the vld fandom still alive?? anyways, after the whole omega shield incident, lance has scars all over his body, like literally from head to toe from the thousands of volts of electricity coursing through his body. they’re like tiger stripes kind of but thinner. you know that art piece of hp with his scar looking like actual lightning? that but all over lances body

and!! if ur a fan of the idea that when allura healed him, it changed his dna to be altean, consider that when he’s super excited or happy or embarrassed or whatever, the marks on his cheeks glow along with the scars so he’s just this blue glow stick when he’s happy

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cod-dump · 6 months

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Ghost always found the Scottish accent attractive. But when he met Soap and heard it his mind went blank and he immediately turned to hostility. Months later Ghost still pretends he hates Soap’s accent and Scottish slang, and he’s not sure how much longer he can keep up the act.

#plot twist: soap knows that ghost finds his accent hot so he lays it on extra thick when around him #price and gaz are so tired and just want them to stop jumping around each other already #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #drabble

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philyaoi · 4 months

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ok ok everyone please, ignore for a moment that this is a clip of The Quote. please just ignore the words and look at dans body language cuz its killing me LMAOOOO

#yet another gayass thing that dan said that was probably meant to be at least PARTLY ironic #but turned into the gayest sentimental crap that phannies stay quoting about yall #it's hilarious #BUT LIKE HES STILL BEING SINCERE LIKE #DONT GET IT TWISTED #i think same w most fun i ever had #hes being sincere but he has to lay on a thick layer of irony to feel able to express a genuine emotion #he just like me fr #dan and phil #myclips #daniel howell #basically i'm gay #phan

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paimonial-rage · 1 year

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cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right?#why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse

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thankstothe · 9 months

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#house md #james wilson #13 #thirteen #remy hadley #hilson #gregory house #in spirit #screencap #s06e16 “Lockdown”#13 laying it on thick for this repressed bitch #he will not get it girl #great episode #its like several bottle episodes in one #also forcing characters who rarely interact to do so #and it's visually striking #delicious

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hjea · 22 days

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Star Trek: Enterprise 4x21 Terra Prime

All the rocking in the world will not make that child vulcan... or human.

#star trek enterprise #trekedit #t'pol #elizabeth tucker #john frederick paxton #hey look i did decide to make myself sad again!#but despite the heartbreak i love this scene #paxton sucks but he makes such a good sparring partner for t'pol #all their encounters make for such great tension in an already great episode #although it is kinda ridiculous how thick paxton lays on the 'that child is a harbinger of doom!!1!!' line #like dude... you MADE that child #this is very much doom of your own making #let's chill out a bit #star trek #enterprise #mine

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haikaisenshi · 2 months

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bar talk

#art tag #yakuza #lad:8 #zhao tianyou #seonhee #saeko mukoda #yu nanba #I don’t care abt it as a ship I just think it’s so funny how thick those two lay it on damn #I think zhao is just naturally flirty he can’t help it

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thedomesticanthropologist · 4 months

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Spawn ending Astarion: Everything's great!! Smell that night air, so much more fragrant than daytime anyway. And I'm so free! I do whatever I want! 200 years a slave who? Me? Pddfft, I'm over it! I'm a hero! I'm and adventurer! I'm a leader of Spawn! I'm totally confident and capable and I don't care that I'm broke and on my own out here because I'm soooo thriving right now ☺️☺️

Tav: I-

Astarion: Im gonna walk away right now before you can roll an insight check ok byeeeee

#he was laying it on so thick #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3

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milktrician · 3 months

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his silliness and depression have captivated me

(feat. my oc gin)

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i have a trend of drawing more hair than they have #gin tonali #milk ocs #for those unfamiliar with my ocs. 99%#gin (in his original world) is a guy who tried to make something of himself after running away from home and ends up in a self crisis again #and returns home to repair the relationships with his family and make sense of how he was raised ingrained shit ways of thinking about #his self worth and stuff. also he was raised in the time religion #playing fun and loose with him in forgotten realms lore #he’s still a courier and the time religion has turned into a time cult but dont worry about it #hes a normal guy who wants to stop living in interesting times and is trying to not let the stress of the last few weeks hit him all at onc #and keeps doing heroic things on accident when all he wants to do is go home and lay low #how this circles back to gale is i want them to be sweet and kiss and theyre that one piece of the couple sleeping under a thick blanket #this is also the comedy of the shipname being ‘time bomb’

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ex-textura · 6 months

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I didn't get the sex dialogue with Astarion on this run until the party, so now I'm getting the party dialogue in the underdark 😂 Astarion my boy you're so confused.

#he lays it on so thick omg #Gale's face through the whole thing is just the 'press x to doubt' meme #absolute disaster #bg3 #gale dekarios #astarion #bloodweave #bg3 screenshots

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roszabell · 1 year

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✨Wrap your arms around me, baby boy!!✨

✅ animal lover? hey look at my cute bird

✅Timmies addict? picked up some donuts on the way

Gil’s got that ass secured and insured.

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#THIS WAS THE MOST FUN TO MAKE #MATT HE LIKES YOOOOOOUUUUUU #gil is laying it on so thick #hws canada #hws prussia #prucan #canpru #my art

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tawaifeddiediaz · 6 months

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thinking about how buck ripped eddie's shirt open in 4x14, and thinking about how functionally (clinically) unnecessary that was because all he needed to do was put pressure on the wound right. that was the main point, he just needed to staunch the bleeding long enough to get eddie to the hospital alive.

but there's something about buck literally tearing the last barrier between him and eddie's bare skin, about him reaching for the proof that eddie's still alive under his hands, and there's something about him purposely staining his hands with eddie's blood to keep him alive, and of him making sure he's the one to do it. and there's something about seeing the raw gunshot wound, and feeling the edges of it under his palm even with gauze between them.

and then there's something about buck's other hand not even being able to touch eddie's face, even though it's completely poised as if he's about to cup the side of eddie's head. a little like feeling he doesn't deserve to touch eddie gently while he's causing him pain by pressing the wound, idk.

now an argument could be made that maybe he was trying to prevent the shirt from getting stuck in the wound, or he was using something sterile to put pressure, but this is tv, and immediately after eddie's taken into surgery, we see someone else that's been shot, putting pressure over her wound by herself, through the shirt.

anyway just thoughts about buck tearing eddie's shirt open, reaching for eddie's vitality and staining himself with it ◡̈

#zee rambles #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 meta #911 abc #911 fox #idk these are just thoughts cookie and i were having at the lord's hour of 9:30am #because im just sitting here and thinking that clinically?? there was no real need to rip his shirt because priority says keep him alive xD #he'd already been laying on the ground #if they were that concerned for infection the first thing would have been to clean the wound out with sterile saline or water #we're reaching a little bit but that's okay because thats what tv is for #also fun fact the gauze he was using isn't actually that thick so it would kinda feel like he's placing his palm on his bare skin okay #i know because i work with all this ajfsdkjfalskdfj #(sources: me)

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mrehkka · 3 months

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Size chart- zim, tallest red (purple is same height obvs), dib and the Professor for human comparison. (I haven't drawn the prof in forever forgive me lol)

Years later, Zim grows a fair bit and is now at perfect tuck-under-chin height uwu:

#invader zim #iz zim #iz dib #iz tallest #iz red #iz razr #my art #for Irkens if they see someone taller since last time they have to acknowledge it somehow #red is reluctantly acknowledging it lmao #red is seconds away from biting that antenna in his face #zim has grown and this means he's now professor membrane's height lmao #red has a huge crush on zim pass it on #zim loves attention from his tallest uwu #.....he is otherwise oblivious to this crush #red holds himself back from laying it on too thick but he's a lil nervous his favoring Zim will be noticed #by zim or others #purple would be appalled lol

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ladyofpembroke · 2 years

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Halbrand/Sauron in the forge: this is so random, but, and this is totally just occurring to me now because of what you said, what if we, and again I’m just spitballing here, make an alloy, and not to be crazy but like let it mix on its own?? I don’t know though I’m just a dumb human

#he was laying it on thick #I was surprised only Galadriel realized something was up #‘THEE CELEBRIMBOR?!?’#the rings of power #trop #rings of power #sorry for obsessing but this is what happens when you live alone

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bigdumbbambieyes · 1 year

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for whoever needs some softness rn 🤍

his frigid fingers are cramping and the scent of cigarettes linger on his clothes as he steps back into the warmth of the house, sniffling as he shuts the door behind him.

shrugging off the cold jacket and toeing off his boots, he steps back towards the living room, where steve is waiting for him.

those big doe eyes look up at him with clear affection, adoration - like they’re a direct line from his heart. “let me warm you up, baby.” steve murmurs, reaching his arms out as billy steps close.

and billy lets him. he savours the way steve pulls him down onto the couch, knowing he must smell like winter air and tobacco, but steve doesn’t mind. he never does.

steve’s arms wrap around him and billy relaxes with a sigh as he feels his boyfriend’s cheek on his shoulder. present. there.

their forgotten movie continues to play on the tv as steve holds him. and not in a stiff, forced kind of way - a soft, malleable kind of hold that allows billy to shift into a more comfortable position, feeling the weight of steve’s body on his and where they touch and where they don’t.

steve mumbles, “c’mere,” into his shoulder and gently pulls billy closer, closer, until they’re reclined against the arm of the couch and billy rests against steve’s chest. sturdy and strong and ready to bear him.

billy shifts, grunts under his breath, and wiggles until he’s wedged comfortably between the back of the couch and his boyfriend. he presses his face into steve’s neck, smiling as he feels his pretty boy shiver and mumble, “your nose is cold.” but it’s far from a complaint.

not when steve’s fingers are in his hair, playing with his curls and gently scratching at his scalp. loving him. caring for his comfort. wanting billy there with him. he doesn’t even mind when billy disappears for a few minutes to go feed his addiction outside in the bitter cold, puffing on a cigarette that’s glowing cherry red in the dark.

“y’know,” steve mumbles quietly against his forehead, and billy can imagine those doe eyes are half-lidded or fully closed as he speaks, “you’re my favourite person. you know that, right?”

billy doesn’t want to believe it, but he does. fully. he has no reason to disbelieve steve’s claim. he hums and then clears his throat gently, mutters back, “ditto.”

he can feel steve’s smile against his temple and slowly, inch by inch, billy warms.

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #steve x billy #billy x steve #soft and sweet #billy can write pages and pages of poetry for steve but in person? nah lol #meanwhile steve loves laying it on thick bc he knows billy loves it (secretly)#bambiwrites

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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langa special

#sk8 the infinity #hasegawa langa #kyan reki #renga #sure. every shrimp is a prawn etc #man. listen. langa is my core ''freaks make the world go round'' baby rn #I have like. a Thesis in my brain abt skateboarding and how its viewed in sk8 and like. deviancy and social norms and #the intrinsic relation between being cool and being a weirdo. gods I did Not shut up at mim abt it last night #or two nights ago. time is fake #fuckign brought up adam in relation to warfred bartosz too that was embarrassing #(for the record my opinion on adam is ''he is too rich and being less rich would literally cure him'')#but yeah I'm laying a bit of ''purposefully thick'' on langa here. its not that the boy doesnt know its that he doesnt care #guy who deals with anxiety by simply not thinking #every day in langas brain he walks into a room full of smashed cups and vases and he like. picks up a few pieces at a time #and puts em on the counter. hes been doing this for months #bet kid has set fire to something in a steel barrel at least once. langa youre a real one to me #anyways! the ''tastes like ant'' thing is real I just experienced it. idk why but I think? oolong caramel?#can smell Really close to the ant smell. it is Very weird #(I did finish that piece of cake anyway. paid for that shit)#last night has been full of events! that I am still digesting. theater very good. hangin out with friends very good too #heres to freaks. makin the world go round. gotta be weird to be cool!#have a good night! I pass the fuck out now. goobaba. tilt ur stage a little bit it makes a world of difference

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