#and also i was high af and so i posted it in a group chat with mostly men
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Queerminal Minds Headcanons
What is Queerminal Minds?
Queerminal Minds started out in July 2015. The origin post was in reply to getting an Anon that said “Stop making Criminal Minds Gay!” In the years since, it has grown to become a pretty popular tag in the CM fandom. Complete with everything from head canons, to fanart, fanfic and more. It is simply a celebration of all things Queer and Criminal Minds!
Emily Prentiss
Sexuality: Demisexual, lesbian!!!
Gender: Who knows?! || Pronouns: She/Her
I have always seen Emily as demisexual, she really has to get to know someone before sleeping with them.
Emily is the bottomest bottom. Just complete and utter baby. Not a single dominant inkling in her when it comes to sex
Not a queer HC, but I'll add it here: Emily is so very autistic. Like most of the BAU is neurodivergent and Emily is lead autistic in charge.
Jennifer Jareau
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cis || Pronouns: She/Her
The bisexual captain of Bi-town. Just an absolute bisexual disaster and we love her for it. She's completely comfortable in her sexuality and has made out with every woman who's ever been on the team. (And also slept with: Garcia, Elle, Emily, Tara)
JJ is SUCH a Top when it comes to sex. But if Tara is involved, JJ is nothing but a bratty little Sub
Tara Lewis
Sexuality: Pansexual (CANON!), Demiromantic
Gender: Gender Queer || Pronouns: She/They
Tara doesn't go looking for relationships, she'd much rather have a good time instead of looking for a 'long time'. She pours so much of herself and her time into work she doesn't really mind being single for long periods of time. But that does NOT mean she hasn't slept with most of them team. Tara is also hella polyamorous
They're the founder of the BAU 'Transvengers' group chat and they're responsible for the chaos that ensued after Emily found out about the (secret) weekly 'Transvengers' meetings bc of a fire alarm evacuation.
People Tara has slept with: [Emily, JJ, Penelope, Rebecca] Sometimes combinations of the above, bc what's better than sleeping with one hot queer? Sleeping with multiple at once!
Tara is a Top in every combo of pairings, although she trusts JJ and Rebecca enough to let them Top her every once in a while as a treat.
Penelope Garcia
Sexuality: Queer/ Pansexual
Gender: Nonbinary || Pronouns: They/Them (and Your Highness)
Garcia doesn't have a gender, never heard of gender. So far past gender that they have ascended.
Garcia has kissed literally everyone, slept with a handful of other agents, and is the Princeps of all things Queer at the BAU
Again, not a queer HC but Garcia is 100% ADHD. That's just an absolutely true fact about them.
Jordan Todd
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Demigirl || Pronouns: She/They
Jordan is the type of person who walks into the queer club and everyone stops to stare. They command attention anywhere they go, even when she's not even trying. Just alluring AF and it's not her fault!!!
Jordan for sure dated Emily when she was filling in for JJ in S4. Jordan caught feelings really bad for Emily, but Emily got scared about someone getting that close to getting past her defences so she sort of ghosted Jordan. (Emily still regrets this)
Alex Blake
Sexuality: Bisexual/Queer
Gender: (I hate that all I want to say here is: Yes, Daddy) || Pronouns: She/Her
Alex is super polyamorous and fine with casual sex with friends. She's confident AF and happy to Dom any of the women of the BAU
Alex and Emily slept together before Emily left in '200'.
Alex also had a thing with Strauss before Strauss tried to ruin her career.
Elle Greenaway
Sexuality: Pansexual, Aromantic
Gender: Agender || Pronouns: She/They
Oh god, Elle is the Toppest Top. Like, she'd give Tara a run for their money.
Elle and JJ used to sleep together as friends with benefits before Elle left
At some point, who knows when or how, Elle and Emily slept together and it was some of the best sex either of them have ever had.
A non-exhaustive list of people Elle has fucked into oblivion with her hand around their throat: JJ, Emily, Derek, Reid, Garcia
A non-exhaustive list of people Elle WOULD fuck into oblivion if she met them: Alex, Luke, Tara, Jordan
Ashley Seaver
Sexuality: Biromantic, Asexual
Gender: Cis || Pronouns: She/Her
Ashley really does fall in love with everyone she meets. But she just wants to cuddle and kiss and be a service Bottom without the sex part of the relationship.
After transferring to Andi Swann's unit, she met Grant Anderson and they got married. They're very happy together now.
Rebecca Wilson (BAU adjacent)
Sexuality: Lesbian
Gender: Genderfluid || Pronouns: Any
Polyamorous AF. She and Tara are very happy together and very in love and also, super open to sleeping with other people. [Like JJ]
Despite her small stature, Rebecca is a Switch. She loves getting to Dom her 6ft tall girlfriend
Savannah Hayes-Morgan (BAU Adjacent)
Sexuality: Yes, All, Queer AF
Gender: Trans Woman || Pronouns: She/Her
Savannah is a proud trans woman and she really opened Derek's eyes up to the vastness of the trans spectrum. Which led to Derek figuring out he's a demi-girl.
Luke Alvez
Sexuality: Gay
Gender: Trans Man || Pronouns: He/Him
The gayest little himbo of them all. He's such a hunk and he for sure has slept with Reid and Derek on separate occasions. He's a power Bottom.
He and Tara are bff's and they are always wing-maning each other. Also, Luke and Emily are close friends too and she will [protect him at all costs].
Matt Simmons
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cis || Pronouns: He/Him
Matt and Kristy are kinky AF. He's out of town A LOT, and the fact Kristy has been pregnant five times is really indicative of how much sex they have.
He is the king of eating out. This man's life motto is 'As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit'. He's the Service Bottom dreams are made of.
Spencer Reid
Sexuality: Demisexual, Panromantic
Gender: Genderfluid || Pronouns: He/She
Reid absolutely loves wearing skirts and loves when the other Transvengers do his make up
Reid's first sexual partner was Elle because when she found out he'd never had sex, she happily offered to rock his world (and she sure fucking did!)
Autistic AF.
Derek Morgan
Sexuality: Not as Straight as Originally Thought. (Panromantic)
Gender: Demi Girl || Pronouns: He/Him (or She/Her to Savannah)
Derek was always the biggest Ally of his queer pals, then he slowly started realising maybe men really are his type as well. Then furthermore, maybe all people are his type?!
Derek has slept with both Spencer and Luke, and would happily do it again if given the chance.
David Rossi
Sexuality: Straight, but could probably be convinced to try other options
Gender: Genderfluid || Pronouns: He/They
Rossi doesn't give a fuck about gender. He's too old to not live life to the fullest, which mostly means wearing floor length gowns and looking fabulous any chance she gets
Aaron Hotchner
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Trans || Pronouns: He/Him
Hotch is trans AF. Just in all forms of the term. Hotch loves showing off his top surgery scars, while also equally loving getting dressed up in cute dresses and going out with Emily and JJ.
Hotch and Garcia are trans BFFs
Grant Anderson (BAU Adjacent)
Sexuality: Queer
Gender: No Thanks || Pronouns: He/They
Grant has been around the BAU for ages and has seen each and every agent who's come and gone. And has at least made out with most of them. Including JJ and Garcia
Grant and Ashley have been married for years now and they're very happy together.
Tl; dr -- EVERYONE in Criminal Minds is some flavour of queer!
Thank for coming to my TED Talk!! Feel free to send me your own QM head canons, or make a post of your own (I follow the tag still)
#queemrinal minds#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#tara lewis#penelope garcia#luke alvez#criminal minds#cm headcanon#the bau team#cm reference
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hey, kat. it is that anon.
i just came here to apologize for just ....yeah....how that all went down. i wrote that message in haste. i'm abc so when i saw your post my first thought was "wow kinda not cool of them to say that" but then i thought about how i would've posted the same thing if my relatives were fatshaming me. i agree with you that--especially in a predominantly white society--that we have every right to speak to our identities and cultures, including their unrealistic beauty standards.
i looked through your about-mes and couldn't find any mention of your identity, not that you have to disclose that tho. at the time, i tried to think "how can i tell this person that what they said is not ok if they are not-chinese, but that they have every right to (and i can relate) if they are?" and obviously i did a poor job conveying that. i was weighing the possibility that you were white and saying something racist against the possibility that you were also chinese and you had the right to say that.
didn't want to come off anon because we're moots who just haven't really talked much and i don't want to get off on the wrong foot because i was hoping to become friends eventually. i'm not sure if i can salvage things, so if you want me to just unfollow that's fine.
once again very sorry for my miscommunications. like i said, i was feeling kinda fiery as i thought about the possibility of that post coming from a white person. i hope my apology can bring you some peace. wholeheartedly, i hope you are okay and im sorry once again.
(editing bc I was too stoned to see the part about you being abc alskdkfjfg)
honestly, i think the main thing was that this could have been avoided if you had dm'd me. i'm a *tad* less agitated about it now because i've had time to process and took some anxiety meds.
and thank you for taking the time to clarify. i appreciate it. and again, i get it. you were trying to watch out for a marginalized group. communicating through text is difficult.
tldr;
- you don't have to salvage anything
- me explaining the white savior complex a bit more, although I appreciate you clarifying about being abc (so am I!)
- although i'm still not okay with the original ask i do appreciate you reaching out again and taking the time to clarify
- i'm sorry for being so hostile about it /gen
- if you do want to chat feel free to dm (whether about this or hornyposting - i'm stoned af rn lmao and am chilling, esp now that you've taken the time to clarify/reach out)
i wouldn't worry about salvaging anything because it doesnt need to be. you taking the time to type this out already says the world about your position and intentions as more genuine and, honestly
most people don't know. my main gripe was the feeling that someone was trying to come in and shut my voice down. with the invalidation that i have dealt with personally, but also as a community that is constantly having our voice stomped on, the comment about feeling the right to say it was what set me off.
I'm sorry I just kinda assumed you were white (guess we were in the same boat there lmao), but a huge thing that irks me in general (not isolated to this obvs), is that a lot of the people that do these types of callouts are usually someone with multiple dominant identities, and rarely the identity of the group they're trying to protect. and this is a huge problem in the social work field especially because the dominant group is *constantly* speaking FOR the marginalized group, regardless of its what they want or not.
anyway, i'm glad you reached out. i'm still not okay with the ask, but you bringing clarity to it does make it a bit easier to deal with. if you want to come off anon and dm me, i'd be glad to talk and chat, even if it's about this (or levi ackerman's cock idrc)
with anons, comes an extra layer of unease, animosity, and uncertainty, so the potential for miscommunication is very high. but again, the fact that you came out, clarified, despite technically not even needing to because i never would've figured out who you were anyway, says much more about your intentions and authenticity (positive) more than anything else could have
sorry i was so hostile in my responses. this is clearly something i've had to tell people off about. my offer still stands, if you want to dm, please feel free (i'm nice once you get to know me i swear LMAO) to
#kat chats#cw: racism#cw: weed#tw: discourse#maybe? idk#anyway sorry i freaked out the bpd kinda possessed me this afternoon#hope i didnt scare you off i'm normally nice i swear ksjfksdjfkjdsf
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wholesome headcanons (kagehina edition)
as requested by:
ofc it's ok!! there's a blog with that same username, but i'm really shy and i don't want to tag it in case they're not the same person who sent the ask, esp cos this is my first request!!! <3 but i will tag @hnkgkghn cos she mentioned that she'd love a kagehina version. anyway, as promised:
kageyama & hinata are totally demi for each other
for all the mindless bickering, kageyama is such a doting bf and tsukki & yamaguchi tease him endlessly for it (yachi thinks it's adorable)
this doesn't mean he stops being doting af
kageyama gets jealous easily but doesn't do much abt it cos "ofc hinata would attract attention, it's in his personality/he's the greatest decoy"
hinata also gets jealous easily and he's a little more vocal abt it and this leads to a heart-to-heart between them where they both assure each other that they're each other's only in their own ways <333
kageyama's love language is quality time
hinata's love language is physical touch
kageyama is touched-starved and doesn't know how to ask for physical affection
hinata realises this before kageyama does, but he doesn't mention it out loud. he does, however, amp up the physical affection
hinata is the main person who introduces kageyama to other hobbies besides volleyball (i.e. anime/manga, video games, social media, etc.)
even when/if they're dating, they don't call each other by their given names until they're at least out of high school (cos they're awkward beans)
when it finally happens it's like a shoujo moment: kageyama does it on accident/impulse and hinata is so flustered that he doesn't know how to respond and once kageyama realises he's done it, he's equally flustered
hinata messages yachi, tsukki, yamaguchi, kenma, noya, and tanaka in a group chat with extra exclamation points, emojis, and gifs (the senpais, yachi, and yamaguchi are super supportive and excited for him but tsukki is exasperated. kenma just says, "congrats shouyou" before going silent)
he prbly doesn't do it again for a long time but hinata won't forget it so eventually he brings up and shyly requests that kageyama continue to do it cos he likes it
kageyama and hinata adopt a cat together post-time skip and her name is sunshine
kageyama is the one who picked her name (she reminds him of hinata—she's a bright spot in his life and cuddly)
they celebrate kageyama's grandfather's birthday every single year and have done that since their second year of high school
kageyama gets all of romantic advice from a cluster of people: asahi, suga, yamaguchi, iwaizumi, and oikawa (and maybe atsumu)
hinata gets all of his romantic advice from a cluster of people: asahi, noya, suga, tanaka, yachi, kogane, and yamaguchi
kageyama low-key loves cuddling
others: karasuno // seijou // oikawa
part 2?? requests?
#haikyuu!!#dnofsunshine#my headcanons#kagehina#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#hq#haikyuu#kagehina headcanons#karasuno volleyball club#long post#sheye's rambles#anon#anon reply#headcanon requests#autistic kageyama tobio#food ment tw
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could you describe in depth what ur camp camp fic ideas/headcanons are? you don’t have to but i am intrigued.
ty for asking! at last, an excuse to talk about fic ideas I’ll never fucking write!!
(I feel like everything I’m writing sounded different in my head, but after actually writing it down- why)
so first up, my hc for what happens after camp
no dadvid au, sorry :/
I just don’t think it’s realistic, yknow? and we’ll get into what I think Max’s home life is like later!
but anyways, obviously school comes into play sooner or later- now, for sake of convenience, let’s assume they live in a place where middle school is grades 6, 7, and 8. (Where I live it’s only 7 & 8).
now in my hc Max’s birthday is somewhere in late summer so he’d be 11 right in time for middle school. now with all my hcs for camper ages, this makes Max & Nikki 6th graders, and Neil, Harrison, Preston, and Nerris 7th graders. Dolph is in 3rd grade, space kid in 4th, and Ered & Nurf in their first year of high school.
now, once again for the sake of convenience and “because I said so”, maybe the schools kinda in a smaller town and the school doesn’t have a lot of kids, so they kinda put all the grades together??
does that even happen in real life? no clue, but it’s fucking happening in my au
now I hadn’t thought about this until right now but,, ugh the flowerscouts and woodscouts exist- ok-
Sasha, Erin, and Tabii are 8th graders.
Jeremy’s in 7th grade, Snake’s in 8th, Petrol and Pikeman are in high school. if I ever get around to writing a fic im going to ignore the existence of the woodscouts tbh
aLSO, David’s a teaching assistant (specifically for an English class, don’t ask why) at the middle school!
Gwen works as a waitress at a cafe in the town.
ok
that’s ig the setting
also one of the campers made a group chat consisting of max, Nikki, Neil, preston, Nerris, Harrison, and Ered. as discussed in a previous post, I don’t think dolph, space kid, of Nurf have phones
hc time!!
first up: max!
unrelated to most of this but I feel like his first name is indeed Max. his last name is Well. Max Well. i do not think we’ll ever get confirmation on his name so unless it is specifically said otherwise I will accept this as canon. this is a hill I will die on, thank you for coming to my Ted talk
anyways, home life (btw I go off on several unrelated tangents during this so. warning)
hahah
i don’t think his parents are abusive tbh (well, depends on your definition of abuse)
i think the worst physically they’ve done is what most family’s would consider discipline, nothin very excessive tho (personally I do think physical discipline should be considered as abuse, but I am just some dumbass spoiled kid so I’m not the best person to comment on this)
i think they’re just neglectful and a bit emotionally abusive
i think they honestly just don’t really care about him, he just kinda keeps himself alive
idk man
next: Nikki and Neil because I don’t have many opinions on them
imo nothing comes of Carl and candy’s relationship, that was just a one time thing
that’s all the Nikki and Neil related hc I have. that’s it. ok
Preston time!!
ok so when I used to use wAtTpAd I once saw a hc that Preston lives w his grandma, as she’s his only direct relative that is accessible/alive ig
which then brought up the question of “what happens after she dies”
(that may or may not be one of the only few times, if we’re talking about the fic, that i’d actually have an oc be relevant)
ok anyway
lastly: Harrison! :]
you better believe I’ve thought a shit ton abt him. and oh boy do I have an angsty af home life for him
it seems a lot of the fandom decided he kinda got locked away in his room for most of his life and at first I didn’t like the idea but
now that is part of my hc
i think he is locked in his room, so that he “doesn’t hurt anyone”
the door is unlocked when his parents leave for work in the morning so he can go to school and then come back, and the door is locked once one of his parents gets home
they do (semi-regularly) just,, slide some food in the room
they don’t really check on him so a lot of the time he’s there he sneaks out the window to go do basically anything other than be in his room (this, again w the non-existant fic, will normally lead to some shenanigans w the performance trio out somewhere)
i don’t really have opinions on any other characters. and I think we all know damn well that if I write a fic it will end up being Harrison-centric no matter what I try to do
that took so long to type
as my friends would say, “oh god they’re writing another fucking essay”
anyways I didn’t check this for spelling errors so heh mb if there’s any
#camp camp#cc harrison#cc preston#cc max#camp camp max#camp camp Preston#camp camp harrison#im too lazy to tag everyone#headcanon#cc headcanon#everything I think of ends with Harrison angst doesn’t it
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feat, nat 20, tpk, and background & vibe for rhydian!
thanks ;) // dnd player asks
—Feat: What's one habit, trick, tip, etc. you picked up from another player?
definitely using google sheets for character sheets that I picked up from tabby (@thewildmother) it’s so nice to use and lots of fun customizing the colors for each character!
—Nat 20: What's the most memorable RP scene you've been a part of?
GOD the way my brain fucking stopped working while trying to think of something! I’m gonna for with a scene from the curse of strahd game I was in…wherein the party got picked up in a carriage and given a ride by strahd himself! the TENSION was INSANE and my stupid little ranger boy flat out refused to help strahd and got fucking bit for it 💀 (so many rp scenes in that game were Juicy as hell I loved it so much)
—TPK: Have you ever had a game go completely off the rails? TPK? How did you adjust?
I don’t know if this one will count cause the adjusting happened in between games BUT the most insane thing to this day was running the etharia campaign and my sorcerer telling me at the very last second of the wedding planning session that she wanted to get a scroll of true seeing from their wizard friend…and me knowing that the main antagonist of the game, the archdevil, was going to be attending the wedding in disguise and he was now going to be revealed because of this?! I was going NUTS adjusting how the wedding session was going to go! it honestly shifted the entirety of the rest of the game (got a really cool speech/convo with the big bad out of it and it Slapped)
—Background: Does your PC get up to anything that you don't narrate often? Any background habits, activities, plots? Do you share these through other avenues (e.g. a group chat, table cross-talk, posting online)?
oh so much…rhydian is always Observing (with that fucking high passive of his jfc), usually while doing activates to keep himself busy (boy really needs a distraction these days) fletching arrows, other little woodcarving projects, collecting plants (for poisons/stuff for cian/or just cause they’re pretty), probably also keeps track of plants and animals they come across in a journal. I do try to share as much as possible outside of the game cause this boy is not very talkative atm lmao
—Vibe: How does your character get along with the party? Does your group talk about party dynamics outside the game?
he’s getting along with the party well so far it's still hard for him to get super close at this stage cause he’s Going Through It atm! he probably feels closest to cian?? as the other resident “elven plant boy” there is certainly things to bond over (there’s also the fact that cian reminds him of his brother) but also minah is the only one to unlock major bits of his backstory so far so rogue bonding is on the fast track now and leo is slowly making it father figure territory so that’s exciting! he’s still slightly annoyed with riya some of the time but he also thinks she’s cool af so it’s complicated lmao
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Can we hear more about the story of you and your 23 siblings and how you all found each other??
lol so eventually i do plan on making a whole youtube video on this story, and since i don't want people in real life to ever know about this tumblr, i don't wanna go into too much detail in case someone's ever able to like, cross-compare an eventual video i make about this with this post xD but the tl;dr is this:
sperm banks were 100% anonymous, in the old days. There was no way to find your donor, or your half-siblings, or anybody - or so people thought. But then 23AndMe and Ancestry came along and changed all that.
I met a few sisters, at first. And it was weird - we had the same interests! We were all musicians, all high-energy, and so, so obviously related. It was exciting, but there were only a few of us.
Then I got a message from a guy on Facebook, saying basically "ahahaha 23AndMe says we're half-siblings, do you think some error happened somewhere?" and I was like, "I mean, maybe not - I'm a sperm bank baby, so I've found a few half-siblings so far. It wouldn't be too weird for me. Are you a sperm bank baby?"
And he was like, "...not that I know of."
Well, oops.
But he'd seen my profile picture by then. There was no doubt, putting the two of us side by side, who we were. He is 100% what I would look like if I were an all-American football dude. If my profile picture hadn't been up, he told me later, he might not have believed it, but my face sealed the deal.
And lo and behold: he was a loud-AF musician, too. Just like the rest of us.
The story of him talking it out with his own parents is not mine to tell, but suffice it to say he suddenly had a major fire under his ass to find out everything he possibly could about our sperm-bank family. Within a few months, our little group chat ballooned to 20-something, mostly through his hard work of connecting us all. There was a point in time when we would acquire more than a sibling a day! it was truly a strange time.
And yes indeed: we're almost all artistic, and moreover, almost all musicians. The apples really didn't fall too far from the tree, it turns out.
Again, there's so much more I could get into here that I really don't wanna for fear of the rest of the world finding out who I am, because lol my story is pretty unique, and I don't think it'd be too hard to figure out my identity based on it if I went too deep xD and y'all know how terrified we all are on here about being Found Out but suffice it to say that we all adore each other, and I genuinely feel like getting these extra siblings has only brought extra goodness and wonder into my life. I'm lucky - because I've always known I was donor-conceived, I found that this aspect of my life wasn't at all a source of trauma or rejection, but rather just a source of light, love, and joy.
Also, in case someone does still cross-check this post in future: I wrote 26 sibs in the original post - the number 23 is associated with 23AndMe, which I also wrote about, so I'm so sorry, I know it was confusing - but after a re-count we think there may be 29 of us so far xD Looking for than even 30 any day now!
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Bright Spots of 2022
This kind of reads more like a Thanksgiving post since it’s kind of the things I’m grateful for in 2022 but lol I didn’t think of it till now so oops. But anyway I know the last few years have been pretty shitty for most of us so I wanted to highlight a few things that were good this year on a personal level.
Going to my first convention since the pandemic started. It was hot af and uncomfortable wearing a mask, I won’t lie. Not to mention I was out of shape cuz I haven’t done much in the past 2 years. but with plenty of breaks and water, it was worth it to have the magic of being in a con center with a bunch of nerds again.
Getting into Stray Kids. They’re such a talented group and just so fun and I can’t say enough about them. My favorite bands beforehand were pretty much Evanescence and Yellowcard; Yellowcard has (sort of?) disbanded, put out their final album but they recently did a show together again at a festival and announced another one lol. So maybe there’s hope for more of their content in the future? And Evanescence put out new music in 2021 which was only a year ago but it feels like it’s been forever for some reason lol. But even so, I haven’t been this excited about music/a band since high school and it’s really refreshing. Stray Kids everywhere all around the world!
As much as I miss being able to see her easily, my best friend moving to another state to get out of a crappy home situation. Of course she still has struggles in her new place but she definitely seems to be on a better path in general.
Spy x Family’s anime was a wholesome and comedic addition to my life that I dearly needed. I’m always a simp for found family stories.
Tenjin Chat. we’re not always active but you guys are the best and I love having you in my life so much.
Going to the beach and finally getting to swim in both the ocean and a pool for the first time in years. I was with my sister, my nieces, and mom so there was some drama naturally but god I’ve missed the water.
Pokemon Legends Arceus mainly was the video game highlight of my year but Pokemon Violet was also fun. If they can take the things from both games that made them great, I can’t wait for the future of pokemon.
Speaking of games, Cupid Parasite was also a blessing. Hilarious and sweet. Can’t wait to play more otomes in the future.
Noragami fandom events; I always love interacting with everyone and seeing the creations especially since the main content itself is just #pain right now lol.
Celebrating the 20th anniversary of Kingdom Hearts with you all. I still can’t believe that it (and I) are this old lmao. But I loved how everyone dipped into their memories and made beautiful art of all kinds for the celebration.
Lastly, the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer. Because holy shit, KH4 is real and the hype cannot be matched.
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Men want so desperately/are so dead set to pit women against each other that they grasp at straws in order to accuse us of doing it
#like i saw a really weird and funny meme on this website today#and also i was high af and so i posted it in a group chat with mostly men#and only 2 others girls#one of them having just been readded#and she has messaged a joke as her first come back to the group#and ive never met her but i really liked the joke but didnt say anything#and 4 and a half hours later i post the meme#and the guys try and say that i only sent it bc i was jealous and to prove my dominance#when i only sent it bc i was high af and found it so confusingly funny and wanted to share it bc thats what u do#its not my or any other womans fault that guys constantly need to act alpha and then they just assume we do too??#sorry but we're different#support and love and all that shit#wtf#i mean i felt so attacked and ngl kinda unsafe#like idk if thats the right word but i felt like i couldnt do anything to defend myself#bc they would just think i was lying or whatever
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SCP Scenarios: SCP 1678 (Unlondon) x Reader (REQUESTED)
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Requested by: @lilithisfurry
Ok, so I've done it!!! 😃
Before any of you say a thing, I know that there are 2 humanoid 1678s which are 1678-A (Bobbies/Policeman) and 1678-C (Wretch) and an avian type one (1678-B)
The one I'll be using is 1678-A (Policeman) because it takes too much time to write 3 versions of this SCP (But I might consider writing the other 2, but it's highly unlikely)
First Encounter
When you first met this humanoid, you were sent into SCP 1678 for some test
The police humanoid emitted a loud whistle as the speakers screamed ‘‘Police! Halt, criminal!’’
A couple of others who were with you attempted to shoot them with their guns but were quickly shown to be resistant
Luckily for them, they managed to plant some explosives which caused damage
The other 1678-As went in and attacked them which wasn't unusual because of their hostile nature
However, for you, one of them managed to capture you and ran
For some reason, it showed some interest towards you and warded off the other SCP 1678-As off from you
They seemed to understand that you were "marked" and left you alone
That particular 1678-A managed to get you out from harm and back to your foundation
The foundation staff did wonder what had happened and you told them everything with proof since you were wearing a bodycam
They've soon noticed that this particular policeman was softer towards you as you bandaged up its broken arm
Your feelings for him
After the incident, you were sent back down into 1678 for further research and you bumped back into the sane 1678-A
You only remembered that it was him because of its gesture and its unusual markings which distinguished him from the others
Somehow, you both were able to communicate with each other
The researchers realised that they seemed to understand human speech, mainly English, however, they seemed to understand other forms of European languages as well
Moreover, this particular Bobby also understood sign language and used it to his advantage to communicate with you, displaying some fondness for you
The researchers were reluctant to let you carry on with this test as they've noticed that you've reciprocated the same gesture
Let's just say that the researchers and the other Bobbies agreed to the fact that it was strange for you and that special policeman to be dating
His Confession
Over time, as you both became closer, he worked up the courage to sign to you that he cares a lot about you
And you've found that rather cute and returned the gesture
Which then made you both a rather unique type of couple
The other 1678-As were concerned and curious about this new relationship and so was the Foundation
The researchers had decided to borrow your newfound partner and took him to his new room (No, you've basically kidnapped him)
Needless to say, the other Bobbies were somewhat furious while others were glad that he's gone since he betrayed them for not killing you
Your new partner was somewhat homesick, so you've decided to paint some victorian style art for his cell
Date
From time to time, you both were shoved back into 1678 which just so happens to be the main place for you both to date
Some of his friends were relieved to see him and some would even offer you a hug
You obviously returned the gesture for being so flattering and because your man could finally get laid (NGL yall still be touch starved to the point you'd even date strange beings and objects)
Dates with this Bobby would be rather interesting
Like, he'd hold hands, but probably wouldn't start it during the beginning of the relationship because he's just shy (Just like everybody else here)
Since his face is all bandaged up, you wouldn't really be having many kisses
But he'll make it up with hugs instead
His fellow friends would probably enjoy bothering the both of you while you're there and would pull pranks on you both
If you both were in the foundation, you'd be chilling in his cell and talking bout your experiences in life (Not like you'd have much to say, get back to studying/work)
The researchers may poke fun of you both but would generally leave you both alone
When he gets jealous
Now, depending on who he's jealous of, he would react differently
If it was another fellow 1678-A, he would be slightly hostile and assert his dominance over the others
However, if it was a member of the foundation or anyone else that's not 1678-A for that matter, he'd be even more aggressive and would probably try and kill them
Unless you manage to stop him then it's fine
This Bobby would be slightly possessive because you're the only other person who genuinely cares about him other than his 1678 friends/family
If he sees you having a friendly chat with another person/SCP, he would wrap an arm around you just so the other person knows you're taken
I think over time he learns some boundaries so even if he is aggressive, he wouldn't just automatically send the dude you're with to hell
Unless that person is a crappy person then good for them
Yandere!1678-A
This yandere right here would literally kidnap you and take you back into 1678
He'd make sure that you would never find a way back into the foundation which does concern the researchers, so they send a group of D-classes and MTFs to find you
If he was feeling nice, he would let you wander around 1678 but he would most likely be next to or near you at all times
If he was having a bad day, he would tie you up in a random building and made sure that nobody can get in or out
Would most likely be even more hostile to everybody else around you
If you haven't behaved, he'd probs use something sharp to inflict pain on you
If you managed to behave, then he loosens the ropes around your arms, legs and neck
Probs would feed you tiny doses of 1678-D but only a bit because he's aware of how that affects the bodies of ordinary humans
Their younger sister
You and the other 1678-As would literally be families at this point or friends with the ones who are lurking away from the main area of 1678
And since you were rather new, you were treated as the younger one (That's also because you're the youngest one)
Would probably protect you from everything
You would be spoilt to death and wouldn't have to hurt a fly
One of the policemen would get you a 1678-B as your personal pet
And it's rather fond of you so it basically follows you around
Would most likely intimidate your dates if you have one
Even more so if they're a human/SCP from the Foundation
If it was another member of 1678 then they're more chill
However, if you were dating 1678-C, they'd be quite reluctant for you to be in a relationship with her but would let you anyways
When their kids say their name for the first time
Would 100% be crying internally and shocked
Like, it happened out of the blue since you both were just relaxing
Word would spread across the whole of 1678 because of this
And not because you both were a unique pairing in the first place
1678-A would try to teach your child some sign language in contrast to you who would teach them to communicate verbally
Most likely try and teach the kid to defend themselves and probably attack others
But you wouldn't let him because they were too young (Just like you lot!!! Shouldn't y'all be studying in primary or high/secondary schools?)
The other 1678s would literally yeet their way to meet the kid just so they can teach your child to say more words
And to swear of course
When his S/O is angry
Oh dear
If the foundation doesn't know any better, they'd just assume that all the Bobbies were the aggressive ones
And oh boy were they wrong
You were the one who needs a chill pill
Basically, some guy tried to hit on you and wouldn't stop
So you just casually gave him a taste in his own medicine
Which were a punch in the face and a kick in the nuts (Kids, don't do this to a guy unless he really deserves it)
He somehow got back up and carried on harassing you
Your man was just strolling around the park until he saw the commotion
He had to literally hold you back and made the guy run for his life
Which was a shocker since it's usually the other way around
And of course, everybody inside 1678 heard about the news and cheered on for you while others just ran since they didn't wanna have the first-hand experience with your anger issue
When someone tries to steal you away
Oh this man right here would gather all his police friends as well as the birds to hunt down whoever stole you away
He would be furious to the core and rightfully so
The foundation was informed of this and they didn't blame this SCP
And that's because the person who stole you was from the Chaos Insurgency
Both GOIs hated each other's guts so the foundation just kinda let 1678-A hunt down the guy
And he did along with the MTFs
But was met with you standing over the guy's dead body
Then everybody realised that your man taught you how to protect yourself
And you did it so perfectly that even 1678 was intimidated af
Nobody wanted to mess with you and your partner was relieved that he taught you self defence
When his pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident
This particular 1678-A that just so happens to be your partner, is rather shy and introverted
Nad although he does his 'job' well, he would rather just stay away from any contact
Until he met you and you became pregnant
This 1678-A would be slightly more protective but would let you have some space
And because of this, you managed to give yourself a papercut
Which was met with a furious policeman
But was cooled down when you explained your injury to him
He was giving you a huge lecture about your safety and how not to get hurt because you're carrying his baby
Wouldn't leave you alone ever again
Even if that means he would have to sit by the corner at all times
Would send his mates to come over to check on you if he wasn't there
Meeting a dragon hybrid child fem!reader
Definitely would be curious about you since they mostly interact with Foundation staffs
Probably would try to attack you but instead got burnt
1678-A would definitely notice your strange appearance and that you cry lava
Would feel bad so he'd try and comfort you
This then leads to you both being rather attached to each other
This particular 1678-A would have to bribe the others to keep you
The foundation realising this would happen
Probably would let you stay there for research purposes
They would most likely help level up your telekineses
Treats you like their own child and would be extremely protective
Most likely would have a heart attack every time you show kindness towards foundation members instead of attacking them
Every time you're in danger, the ones attacking you would soon realise that they've screwed up
Because the SCPs can hear you cry which would summon a whole bunch of them
When he accidentally kills you
He was basically chilling with you until some MTF members arrived to take some samples for testing
They were attacked by the other 1678-As and retaliated
This chill guy would lead you to safety before attacking the remaining MTFs
You realising what has happened decided to try and help out
You noticed that one of the MTF members were about to shoot your guy and managed to throw the gun out of his hand
1678-A notices and tries to attack the member but instead killed you
The remaining MTF members flee as he mourns your death
He would be even more vengeful and aggressive to the foundation members
Which does scare off the other Bobbies
Stayed in one of the abandoned houses to cry alone
Yandere!1678 - A x Evil!Reader
I'd say aside from his yandere self and the fact that he's only more aggressive to everyone else aside from you and giving you some scars, he's pretty dense and thicc in the brain
Probably wouldn't notice that you were working on them for a project in the GOC
You were able to get away with a lot of things because of your small stature and innocent appearance
Definitely managed to fool this yandere!1678-A because of your appearance
You could be just as vicious when you want to be
Yandere!1678-A soon realises that you were just using him for some experiment and were angered to the point of no return
Would most likely try and hunt you down
But since you've already got enough information about this SCP, you were able to devise a plan to leave
Manages to catch up to you but you were fortunate enough to know enough self-defence tactics to ward him off
You never came back to him and he was depressed for all of eternity
Trying McDonald's Sprite
You were requested to bring some ordinary food to 1678 as a test
And you've decided that you wanted to bring some Sprite with some Apple pie, mozzarella dippers and pancakes (They're my soul food from Mackies ok? Don't judge)
When you arrived in 1678, that one particular policeman who is attached to you for some odd reason was curious about the food
Of course, he would need to take off the bandage on his head to taste the food but not before some bribery from you
He reminisced about the food since he loved eating them before he turned into 1678-A
Sprite, however, was slightly different
He never tried them and was surprised with how good they tasted
Most likely would ask you to get more for him though
Foundation staff would be rather conflicted but allowed you to reward him with Sprite and some food
Only whenever he behaved well though
When his kid swears at him
You should've seen the look on his face (oh the irony)
You both taught your kid verbal and non-verbal communications with some common sentences people would say
But never have either of you taught your kid how to swear
Kinda just happened and 1678-A was about to go into cardiac arrest (Pun intended)
Would hunt down whoever taught them that depending on the severity
Like if the kid was using a ton of swearing in a sentence and was directing it to either of you, 1678-A would kill the guy
You were more of a chill type of parent
But would recommend the kid to stop swearing sine it's rude
Most likely wound ground the kind for a week tbh
When the reader scares him (Child!Reader)
Well, let's just say you managed to make the policeman play hide and seek with you
And you were the one hiding since you secretly knew that you were a professional at it
So you made 1678-A to find you
And although he's pretty good at catching his victims, he couldn't find you (Cuz y'all be so short)
Like he was literally in front of you and he still couldn't see you and you even giggled
So you've decided to jump on him
And oh boy was he about to scream out for help
But luckily he didn't cuz the others would whoop yo ass
Probably wouldn't give you a lecture but would need a while for his precious heart to not go yeetus the fetus
He would probably yeet you though tbf
When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dance
1678-A probably would have some ideas on what pole dancing is
Maybe not as much with the term aerial silk dancing but would soon understand when he sees you dancing
Probably thinks that you're trying to fondue with him if you're pole dancing
Definitely would be in awe when he sees you dance with the aerial silks
Would have a difficult time mimicking you if he ever wants you to teach him
Has definitely fallen 1000 times while pole dancing and broke his arms while dancing 10 ft off the ground
If the others inside 1678 see you dancing, he'd be in a blushing mess, especially if you were dancing to certain kinds of songs
Would most likely tell you to dance for him privately so there's no peeking
Having a Pregnant!S/O
Would most definitely be on the guard more since you're carrying his child
1678-A would most likely follow you around like a well trained and clingy German Shepard
You'd most likely have to tell him to tone it down because you're pregnant, not some delicate flower
Would most likely do whatever you tell him to do, even if it means hurting himself as long as you're safe and sound
Definitely would make sure that another 1678 would be around you at all times when he's away from you
1678-A would occasionally rub your stomach and sing victorian era songs
Sometimes he would bring you some of your favourite foods
When you try to commit suicide
When he hears the news he was devastated
He literally ran 69 miles just to see you
Would give you a big boi lecture about doing that
Nearly had his heart jump out of his body
Would constantly follow you everywhere after this
He's basically your bodyguard at this point
Would bandage up your wounds
Makes sure that you're fed well and all and would give you random gifts out of the blue
Would most likely ask the other Bobbies to care for you if he's not there and would even give you 1678-B
Asks the Wretches to keep a lookout to make sure nobody hurts you
Having a hopelessly romantic/easily flustered GN!Reader
This particular Bobby would most likely be just as easily flustered and hopelessly romantic as you
I'd imagine him trying to make the first move and you both being in a blushing mess
You both would exchange little gifts every now and again
Everyone else just teases and ships you both
You both loving each other unconditionally and constantly worrying about each other when you're both away from each other
This Bobby would definitely protect you from the MTFs and/or D-classes from attacking you
You would make a deal with the foundation to keep your guy safe and sound
The foundation witnessing how lovey-dovey you both are and just dies of cringe and sweetness overload (but not as sweet as out 999)
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BakuSquad’s Boy Part 1
A/N: Based on a fic that doesn’t exist anymore :( I’ll be adding my own head canons from what i remember of the og fic. This whole thing is in a headcanon format :)))
Kirishima was sitting down when he noticed their new transfer student walking into the cafeteria looking lost. Without thinking twice he quickly caught the attention of the male and motioned him to come over.
“Is it okay if I join you?” you asked, recognizing the spiky haired student as your classmate.
“Of course, let me introduce you to everybody!”
The redhead introduced all the guys sitting at the table. The talkative blonde with the lightning bolt in his hair was Kaminari . The smiling black haired boy with oddly shaped elbows was Sero and the angry-faced pale blonde with red eyes was Bakugo. While the rest smiled at you he merely sneered and ignored you.
“Don’t let him bother you too much, he's a grouch!” Kirishima said smiling.
The entire lunch period was spent talking to the Bakusquad and explaining how you transferred from the hero school in your home country and enrolled at UA. Laughing with them and bonding over memes and hero training.
It didn’t take long for you to become part of the friend group.
Y’all are a chaotic group of motherfuckers
The group chat is mess; Bakugo is trying to help people w homework, Zero is constantly sharing tick tocks and at 2 am Denki will spam it with memes ( which pisses Bakugo off bc it wakes him up when he forgets to mute his notifications)
Y’all will study together, which surprisingly, can be super productive sometimes.
It honestly didn’t take very long for you guys to become inseparable. They have you back and you have theirs. Training and working out together is a plus because sometimes y’all are too busy to actually fully hangout.
Kirishima will compliment you in a “manly” way and will totally be your hype man. Will be ecstatic when you give back the same energy. One time Bakugo joined you guys for his morning workout and his jaw almost fell to the ground when he saw you take your shirt off. He couldn’t help but stare like holy shit you were ripped. Training with Kiri really did pay off. Bakugo smirked to himself when he noticed his red haired friend was also checking you out when you didn’t notice.
Going to the mall with Sero and Denki is a whole ass ride. Y’all will go to so many stores and either waste all your money or just fuck around. Hot Topic is definitely a favorite of theirs. They don’t care if it’s not your vibe because they will want to deck you out in the fitting rooms to see what you look like. Once they pushed the curtain before you were done changing your shirt and both pairs of eyes went straight to your body, making you blush.
After being friends for so long the Bakusquad could read each other's emotions and all recognized that they had crushes on you. They talked about it and concluded that this would by no means would get between their friendship but would amicably flirt with you.
They organized a sleepover not too long after. But it was basically them all fighting each other about who’s room they would be staying in. Ended up going to Bakugo’s room because it was the closest for most of them. When you got there you were so caught up with the movie that you didn't realize they were low-key fighting each other for a spot next to you/ touching you in general. It was when y’all were going to sleep when you realized you left your sheets and what not in your room. Bakugo without missing a beat said you could sleep with him which then prompted Denki to tell you that “Bakugo’s feet smell like shit you don't wanna sleep with him” for Kiri to go “ Hey that isn’t manly, you should sleep w me Y/N.”. While the three of them were battling it out you and Sero were just sitting crouched in the corner. “I mean Y/N I could always get sheets and stuff from my rooms ‘cause it's not that far from here.” only for Bakugo to throw a pillow straight in his face yelling “Shut it Soy-Sauce face!!” Yeah they felt really bad in the morning when you ended up sleeping on the floor with nothing covering you.
Sero will want to smoke with you. The first time he smoked with you, you ended up having a panic attack and he felt responsible for making you panic and so anxious. He tries to smoke by himself for the meanwhile until you convince him to let you try again. It goes much better this time. Y’all start vibing to his latin playlist and he tries to teach you but y’all just end up stumbling over each other and constantly laughing. When dancing becomes physically exhausted and watches tick tocks and videos on his phone. Which ends up with y’all crying over the video where the racoon tries to wash his cotton candy but it dissolves. At some point the tears become too much and you both reach for each other which ends up with y'all sobbing and cuddling each other. Y’all fell asleep like this :)
The whole squad smokes at one point or another. Kirishima does it whenever he’s just in the mood to hangout and he uber chills. Bakugo does it to relieve stress and just enjoy life a bit. Denki smokes the 2nd most in the group just whenever he needs to kill time or he wants to vibe.
There will be times when y'all will smoke together and just fuck shit up. Like, one night after exam y’all are smoking but shit starts getting wild. Like y'all are hopping off the walls and dancing around to random music. Denki will find a roach that's stuck on its back and trying to get back off its legs but y’all are dancing all around it thinking it's like break dancing. “ AYYYY FUCK IT UP” Bakugo would yell “GET INTO IT” Sero would then yell. One of y’all took a video and accidentally posted it on Snapchat so the next day Mina would ask like wth happened last night bc y’alls tik toks and snapchats were wack af. Sero would probably speak on behalf of the group and say “ We were just really hyper.
When they all become hyper aware of their feelings not only for you but like low-key for each other they all change a lil bit. Like:
Denki stops flirting with people outside of the Baku Squad. He’s more touchy with y’all. Holding onto arms, arms over shoulders, hands on waists, holding hands, sitting in y’alls laps (this is a big one)
Kirishima has more energy when he’s with you guys. Like he could be running lower on battery than normal but one of y'all just comes up to him and he lights up like a light bulb.
Bakugo stops ruining desks and promptly yelling at people. He’s toned down and becomes a bit more chilled out. Mostly when he's with you guys. He is still a grumpy gremlin when he is with people who aren’t the Baku Squad.
Sero actually hides it pretty well and no one notices and changes that are indicative of a crush. Probably a bit more confident in himself
Kirishima and Denki acting like they haven't seen each other in sages when it really has only been like five minutes.
“ OMG BRO IT'S BEEN FOREVER”
“OMG DENKI MY MAN I MISSED YOU SM!”
“ BRO C’MERE AND PLANT A PHAT ONE ON ME!”
“HELL YA MY DUDE, THIS IS GONNA BE MANLY.”
And then proceed to aggressively walk toward each other, slap each others asses and plant a kiss on each other's cheeks before erupting into a huge fit of laughter. While people around them are just like ‘wtf is going on’
Touching becomes a thing.
Y’all will actively find each other when y'all want a hug or cuddles or smth. Forehead and cheek kisses are a thing. Bakugo takes much longer to warm up to everyone starting really with you and Kirishima. most comfortable holding y’alls hands loosely and rubbing your knuckles. Denki probably does this the most. He lives for physical affection, just give this poor boy his much needed cuddles and kithes.
Despite y’all high-key crushing for each other you all still are absolutely focused on your career paths as heros. Bakugo helping teach english and you trying to help ( if you know english well enough to teach )
“Ok idiots for the last time what word do we use to describe Sarah?”
“I mean she took these poor dudes apples and all of these are positive adjectives...i think.”
“Yeah Sarah’s kind of a bitch.”
“SHUT IT YOU TOO AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!”
“I mean Bakubro they aren’t wrong...”
“NOT YOU TOO KIRI!”
You guys work so well during team vs fights bc of how well you all know each other.
It’s an absolute mess but y’all love eachother <3
I will be making a part 2 ( + 3 i think ) so hang around for more :)
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Blades and Quads ~ Liu YangYang
Wc: ~3.6k
Warnings: injury, swearing (like one or two)
Pairing: Yangles
AN: Okay, so like hockey boys are fine af. I also use a lot of Roller Derby terminology so if you want definitions either dm me or I can make another post with the definitions for you all! ALSO!!! Requests are open for both boy and girl groups, and dm if you want to be in the tag list! ❤❤❤
"As of today, we will be sharing the rink with the hockey team," your coach's voice rang throughout the rink, groans and sighs of protest sounded about the team at the announcement, "yes, yes, I know how much you loathe the team. However, they need a place to practice while their rink is being fixed because of their a/c. The team will use our blades and the rink and we will have practice as normal. Now, for today we will work on..."
"So you're telling me, we get to practice while those boys are here?" Your friend, Niki nudged you while leaning in close. Your coach continued to ramble about the practice for today while the two of you whispered in the corner.
"Those boys?" You questioned.
"Yeah, those gods we call the hockey team? I mean, have you seen them?" Niki bounced as she talked and shifted her weight between her skates, obviously excited about the news of the hockey team sharing the team's space for some time.
"Okay! Start some laps then!" Your coach called out and the rest of the team started going around the track lazily, talking and stretching out a bit. You and Niki did the same, catching up with some of your other teammates and chat before the practice started up fully.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no. Look, Y/N, it's them." Niki and the other girls giggled while they all stared at the hoard of boys started to pile into the rink. You stared as well. I mean, they weren't unattractive, they were hockey boys after all. It was just you never particularly liked them. There was really no reason, they just were an itch you were never able to scratch, and it bothered you to no end.
"Hey, Y/N. We are gonna start a scrimmage, do you wanna be on my team?" You turned from the boys and skated backwards to talk to the girls easier. You agreed to team and the group made your way over to where the coach was handing out panties to the designated captains of the two teams. Niki was handed the two panties of your team and you two made it over to the bench where the rest of your team sat talking.
"Alright. So, this is just an easy scrimmage. Just listen to each other and work as a team. Also, if you do not bridge when the pivot says to. I, Niki, will personally make you do laps. Fifteen in three. Do not make me." As much as you loved Niki, her scary side always managed to crack a smile on your face when she threatened the younger kids.
She tossed you the jammer panty and you accepted it with glee. Jamming was your favorite position, it was the release of adrenaline when you have to break through the pack, or when you lapped the other jammer. Maybe it was crowd screaming when you jump the axel, or do a fancy trick that drives them insane. You, and the blockers made your way to the track and you set yourself up behind the jammer line.
"Okay we are keeping it simple today. Hip-checks are allowed, you do not have to slow down to enter the pack either. We do have refs, do keep it legal, people."
You took a deep breath and tugged on your wrist guards and perched on your toe stops.
"FIVE SECONDS!"
Breathe in, and out. In... and out.
Once the whistle blew, you sprinted into the pack doing a mo-hawk in time to go around the inside of the opposing team, and spun back around to sprint through your team. Another short whistle blew signaling that you were the fist to make it through the pack, that the other jammer was stuck by your team's wall.
"Let's go, Y/N!" Niki screamed as you sailed by the bench. You smiled and winked at her before starting crossovers around the turn. This boosted you further as you started them again around the second turn before slowing down a bit with a plow stop before entering the pack once again.
"Yo! Yangles? You with us?" A hand waved in front of the boy. He was focused on you as your strong legs propelled your forward and your shoulder swung with every push. He quickly snapped out of his daze and glared at Lucas who wore a smug grin on his face. "You like what you see?" His cocky smile adorned his features while YangYang rolled his eyes before watching you again. You swiveled away around people as you went through the pack. Your face remained in a smile the whole time, making quick conversations and making quips to the others when you swung your shoulders and swiveled your hips.
Once you broke through the pack, a laugh sprouted through your lips which sounded melodic to YangYang's ears. A huge smile broke out on his face as you lapped around again the track.
"YangYang, let's go!" Sungchan called from the group and waved him over. YangYang looked back in time for you to successfully jump the apex and land perfectly with a shout from you and your teammates. He silently cheered for you before turning to his team and getting ready for practice.
"I have no idea how you can manage to do that," Niki said while she took off her knee pads "I mean, it took me hours just to jump in place without wiping out." You smiled and shook your head, removing your helmet and running your hand over the back of your neck to get rid of the sweat that built up.
"Remind me next practice, we can work on it." She giggled and jumped up from the floor and engulfed you in a tight hug before picking up her bags from the floor and bounding off the track. You finished taking off the rest of your gear in time before you heard shouts and the rolling of wheels on the floor. You didn't bother to look up from your bags to know that the hockey team skated onto the track.
"Hello, Y/N... how are you on this fine evening?" You looked up from your bags and swung them over your shoulders. There stood Haechan and Lucas, both with wide smiles.
"Hello," you dismissed before walking through the two boys and heading towards the exit of the track.
"Y/N!" A huff left your lips but the scowl turned into a bright smile when the voice matched a face in your head. You turned to see Johnny and Doyoung making their way over to you, with a pouting Haechan and a laughing Lucas behind the two. "I saw that jump earlier, that was so cool!" Johnny was the first to reach you and wrapped his arm around you and gave a slight squeeze. Doyoung stopped in front of the two of you and spoke a mile a minute about how the team looked amazing and how your skating abilities improved by a tenfold.
However, although the compliments were rewarding, your focus was on something else. Yangyang skated around the track with ease, quickly stopping and starting up again with a slight swivel of his hips.
"You like what you see?" Johnny quipped, close to your ear. Doyoung stopped talking and looked to where your gaze landed on the lean boy. He whipped his head back to you look and then motioned back to YangYang with a surprised look on his face.
"Him? The captain?" He said, shocked laced in his words.
You rolled your eyes and ducked out from under Johnny's arm. "You have to be kidding me," you said under your breath. The screech of wheels made you stop and look up at the two boys in front of you.
"You have to talk to him now," Doyoung said with his arms crossed over his chest, "I think he likes you as well."
"Who likes who?" Haechan practically shouted from behind you, causing you to turn around quickly and seeing both YangYang and Haechan stood next to each other, latter with a shocked expression, and the other with a slight blush dusting his cheeks. Before any of the boys could continue their current topic, you spun on your heel and exited the track without another word.
The air was cold and bitter to your exposed skin. You threw your gear into the trunk of your car and turned the heat on high when you sat down and locked the doors.
"Like me?" You whispered to yourself, setting your head onto the steering wheel.
Yangyang, the captain of the hockey team - the team you hate - likes you? How? The two of you weren't rivals, nor were you close at all, it was just new information that you never thought was possible. You sighed heavily and pulled out of the parking lot, ready to head straight to bed after you got home.
A scowl formed on your face the moment you stepped into the arena. Voices bounced off the walls of shouts and screams that boiled your blood automatically. Today was one of the days that your team and the hockey team would be skating at the same time, while Niki was was a smiling mess, your face showed the total opposite.
"Cheer up, Y/N! Maybe it won't be that bad," Niki said when the two of you set down your bags and started unpacking your gear. The smile never dropped her features even as she watched some of the boys skate past her with a smile and a wink.
"Bet that it will be," you shot back at her, sliding your elbow pads into place and fastening the velcro snugly. A lot of the other team members were already on the track, some chatted with the hockey players, and others stretched out in separate groups. You watched the swarm of skaters go around smiling and laughing.
"Hey, Y/N!" Chenle, one of your juniors skated over to you with a bright smile. He reached down to you and you gratefully accepted his hand and pulled you up. "How are you? It has been so long!"
After warm ups, both teams split up to work on skills. You were currently watching the younger skaters as they practiced their stops. They giggled at each other when they would fall down and push each other down just to have the other do the same when they got back up again. Out of the corner of your eye, Johnny was making his way over to you. You turned to him and he swung his arm around your shoulders.
"Yangles wants to do a group practice," he said in a low voice. You whipped your head to look at him. A shocked expression adorned your features and Johnny let out a loud laugh. "I mean it. He means it. He wants to do an endurance game to combine the groups." Then it was your time to laugh, tears brimmed your eyes.
"I will just feel bad, I don't want you guys to loose too bad. Poor Haechan won't take it."
"I can't take what?" Speaking of the devil, Haechan appeared to your other side and circled around you and Johnny. "Afraid that I can't take some pussy?"
"I mean we know you can't, but having our teams compete in a game. I can't have you crying on the track now, can we?" You quipped back at the male. He shot a glare at you and dismissed the thought with the wave of his hand.
"You'll be saying that now but just you wait. I am going to have Yangles fuck you." He stopped and smirked, then realized his mistake and started to stutter around waving frantically with wide eyes. "I mean fuck you up, no.. not, not fuck you fuck you. I mean fuck you up like beat you up. No, not that either... I meant he will win against you, not fuck you."
Heat rose to your cheek and you cleared your throat. Johnny tried his best to keep his laughs to a minimum as Haechan continued to blabber on about you not fucking YangYang, and you trying to hide your embarrassment. Quickly, you ducked underneath Johnny's arm and made your way over to where YangYang watched some of his team do skills of hits.
"Hey YangYang," you spoke quietly, the boy turned towards you and immediately his eyes went wide, a small hint of blush sprung up on his cheeks, "I heard you want to play a game with the teams?" He nodded frantically at your words.
"Yeah, I was wondering if you knew one?" His words seemed timid and his eyes never met yours. You smiled at him and motioned him to follow you to the center. When you took a few paces and found that he didn't follow you, you grabbed his hand and met his eyes which widened once again. You tugged the boy into the center and let go of his hand. The warmth left them suddenly and you shivered in the cold, not realizing till now how cold the building was.
You clapped your hands loudly, "Okay, everyone! Gather round, we are planning to play penny tag!" A lot of the kids on your team giggled loudly and shouted their excitements for one of their favorite games. "For those who do not know, these are pennies," Niki skated over to you with a laundry bin full of them. The garments were thin jerseys with faded numbers on them, you were to wear them when scrimmaging for practice to signify teams. "Each person will get one penny. You will skate around trying to grab other's. If you manage to get yours stolen then you must to 10 push-ups and 2 laps before starting again. The one with the most after 20 minutes wins!"
The hockey boys nodded their heads and murmured to themselves about how they were to win, the same with your side. "However!" Your voice rang again, "there will be teams." You turned to Yangyang and gave the flushed boy a smirk. "After the 20 minutes, which ever team has the most will win and make a punishment for the other team."
Both sides seemed to agree and more excited at the news of how the competition would go. You made eye contact with the captain once again and rolled over to his side. You placed a hand on his shoulder and lent in close to his face. The slight flush earlier darkened by many shades at your action and you only chuckled. "Watch your back, captain. It would be a shame if I had to choose a punishment for you," your lowered voice had an obvious affect on YangYang who stood tense with wide eyes when you pulled away to face him. You left him standing there, frozen solid, after a quick wink.
If it was possible, your team had more energy than usual when you passed out the pennies to them. Niki rolled over and talked to you about her 'plan' to seduce the boys and then steal their pennies. However, you watched as YangYang went to every member and handed out the colored pennies to his team. His lean body easily strolled around in his skates as if he was just walking around.
"So, Yangyang?" Niki butted in slyly.
"Never in a million years," you said flatly tearing your eyes away from the boy. You made eye contact with Niki and nodded towards the track where she gracefully stopped and popped out her hips sassily.
"Okay! 20 minutes on the clock, starting now!"
You rolled around peacefully, letting the small kids take a shot of stealing your pennies. By the 15 minute mark, you had already taken out a lot of the hockey team. They obviously were angry by this time apparent by the pout on Haechan's face when he finished his second lap as another person stole his penny.
"Hey..." Lucas stood beside you, keeping an even pace with yours, "can I have one please?" He cupped his hands together and gave you puppy eyes with a pouty lip. You smiled widely and rolled your eyes, suddenly stopping. Lucas stopped and spun around to face you, knees bent and a flame in his eyes, "So, I am not getting one? Fine," He took a step in a lunge before springing after you. A small screech left your lips as you bounded away from the taller.
You were going opposite of the track; when normally you would do crossovers as right over left, you and Lucas were currently gaining speed with left over right crossovers. The giant smile never left your face and a bubbly laugh spilled past your lips. The seconds ticked down the clock as the two of you spun around the track. Just as you picked up your left leg up to do another crossover your skate hit a small object and sent you flying. You threw your hands forwards, relying on the wrist guards to catch your fall. A sharp pain flew up your leg to your hip when you finally hit the ground.
"Shit, Y/N!" Lucas called from behind you. He stopped quickly and fell to your side. He grabbed your arm quickly and you looked up to face him. Concerned was etched in his features as the pain in your ankle increased when you tried to move your lower body to stand up. Lucas was quick to catch you before you fell lower to the ground. "Yangyang!" He called out, the boy was already skating over and landed on the ground by your feet.
"I am going to take your skates off, okay?" His voice was calm but his face said otherwise. He gave a small smile while you shuffled to face him. When he took off your left skate you closed your eyes and waited for him to touch your right leg. When he did, you squeezed your eyes shut and smacked your hand over your mouth to hold a muffled cry. YangYang stopped his motions to look up at your pained expression. "Here," he said suddenly, "let's get off the track." He stood up to move next to your other side and motioned for Lucas to help you up.
Both grabbed your arms and lifted you up to stand on your left foot and lean on YangYang who slowly helped you to the seats by all your equipment. "Stay here," he said before smiling and adding, "I mean, you can't but... you know what I mean." The bright blush from earlier when you flustered him appeared on his cheeks once more before turning around and heading towards his equipment.
You bent down and undid your knee pads and threw your elbow and wrist guards to the side before bending down to remove to try to remove your skate. You undid the bow of your skate before slowly loosening the skate and slipping it off of your foot. You whimpered softly under your breath as you did so. Finally, when the weight of the skate left your ankle, you took a deep sigh of relief.
YangYang stopped in front of you with a box of what seemed to be medical supplies. He sat down by your foot and, with soft touches, propped your foot up on his lap and started to take out some of the supplies from the box.
"Why do you hate the hockey team so much?" The question scared you. You didn't expect to not only be in this predicament but also have the question leave the hockey captain's mouth. You brought your head up to look at YangYang who didn't meet your eyes, instead he focused on your foot. You didn't answer, the words couldn't leave your mouth. You settled for watching the boy start wrapping an ace bandage around your ankle and foot delicately.
"I mean," You stopped for a second, the words were hard to find, "I don't hate..." YangYang looked up from his lap and met your eyes. "I mean I don't hate you, or your members at all, I just... I don't know. You guys always steal the attention away from us. Our team is under funded and not popular enough to get people in, and I just..." The boy finished bandaging your foot and slowly lowered it to the floor. "I just want my team to be happy and have people root for them like they do for you."
YangYang said nothing, his eyes held concern and compassion. He lifted himself from the floor and sat down next to you on the bench. Your hands were engulfed in warmth as he grabbed them and turned you to face him.
"I understand. Having to watch over the team and make sure they are not only happy but work together, it takes a lot." YangYang lifted his hand up and went to reach for your face. He stopped himself and you glanced at his hand, and then his red face. You gave a small nod of your head and when his hand rested on your cheek and brushed over your cheek bone you swear your face was on fire.
"But, I promise that next time I will be the one to root and cheer for you. I will even loose my voice if I have to," His words brought a smile to your face and you nodded with his had still on your cheek. You brought your hands to wrap around his waist and settled your head on his shoulder. YangYang tensed at the action, his hands hovering over your back and a shocked expression plastered on his face.
"AYO! Lovebirds! Stop hugging! I still want to beat the hockey team!!!"
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utena manga AND adolescence manga!!!! the longest of any of my utena posts why did i have so much to say.
-i do have to say that the box set is amazing. i’ve never owned hardcover manga before!! and the art is really beautiful and i love all the color illustrations.......
-also came with a poster!! but i, don’t particularly want naked utena and anthy on my wall.
-i always love utena, so much
-“it’s not shocking pink, it’s rose! it’s a nice color. i picked it out, after all.” babygirl
(-omg the explanation that there is a list of stylists that she could get uniforms from and at least she picked one on the list)
-poor kaido.......he’s the true Pre-Series Friend Who Shows Up In The First Episode And Is Never Heard From Again Once The Plot Kicks In
-i like that the manga has an explanation of how utena found ohtori academy because, you do wonder -- but i also like how she’s just There in the anime, with absolutely no explanation of how she got There, she’s just There and maybe she’s always been there!, re: time, it ultimately doesn’t matter, it’s where she wound up regardless
-the.......floaty dreaminess of it.........
-uggg wait especially because even though it has been akio manipulating her around all this time she still doesn’t truly go to ohtori because of akio she goes because of anthy
-i’m. look i don’t even want to say it cause this is a straight-up terrible nickname and i am in pain over it but i have to say something
-mr
-mr l
-mr
-licky
-lick
-i have to wonder how other people have translated that
-me: hey that looks like he licked the tears off her face???
utena: i named him --
the narrator living inside my brain: and at that moment lulu vandelay considered launching a book across the room for the first time in her twenty-six years of life
-you know utena if your aunt got transfered to amsterdam, you still would’ve wound up at an ohtori academy
-what even happens at the ohtori in amsterdam??????????????
-what
-do they do an exchange program?? do they ever get anyone back??? is amsterdam also creating a world?????? or are they fine over there???
-is it alt universe ohtori????
-chu-chu is so fluffy!!!! so soft.......big squish........huggable............
-anthy making him a tie because she felt bad about him not wearing anything!!!!
-THE MANGA MOVES VERY FAST HONESTLY
-especially because i hit a point where i too was reading as fast as possible to get through it but there was still SO MUCH
-no nanami????? no nanami at all??????? except for that one picture of her???????
-no???????
-look. i really love nanami and i didn’t realize how much i really liked her until she wasn’t there :( cause i liked her in the first place but i miss all her antics :( and i liked where her character arc went a lot :(
-she’s very loud about this but she’s really just that tumblr post that’s like ‘i put ‘i love salsa’ in the chat and no one said anything and i wondered if salsa had killed a parent or if salsa ever really existed’ and that’s relatable
-and the second-guessing embarrassment of every single thing in your life and yet the commitment to radical high-and-mighty confidence about the same exact things to compensate??? good for her!!!!
-utena, with the power of dios: i can see every move!
me: wow didn’t know dios had the sharingan
-INTRIGUED actually by touga having. a secret room with a big fucking calendar with zodiac symbols and all the fights predetermined
-like there’s something super interesting about that
-like......
-on one hand a physical representation of The Plot Being Controlled. The Plot Has A Map Now. on the other hand, touga has to write it all down like a nerd bc he’s not akio and has no sway himself over the narrative and he needs a reference
-i’m absolutely fascinated by how a group of people can come together and create The Same Story that is so different in the manga and the anime.....
-just. how
-in a good way and a bad way. in the good way, how do you collaborate with people like that????? in the bad way, how do you create two completely separate thematic takes on the same story
-with so many of the same base scenes!!!! they go completely different ways!!!!! i’m!!!!!!!!!!!!
-oh i do love the character profiles. i like knowing birthdays!!
-akio grabbing utena because he thought she was anthy
-it fucking goes from. ‘everyone in this manga wants to fuck touga’ to ‘everyone in this manga will support utena, EVEN TOUGA?????’ like wow
-he’s just.........living with them.....................................
-like a creep
-AND HE JUST GIVES UP THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENCY THAT’S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING
-doesn’t take much to get them to break the system down here but they’re still not breaking the system down here
-oh my god it’s like the sad lemon man movie speedrunning the first 3 books and hitting the plot notes with none of the substantial theme
-it’s just, i don’t think the manga is completely terrible, like i think there are some interesting moments but i also know the common perception is The Manga Is Terrible? so i’m like. do i pick out the interesting things and try and give them meaning? or do i just. wholesale agree that this is, on a whole other thematic plane and terrible
(-my whole life is ‘i should be able to make my own opinion on something!’ vs ‘but i like to read other people’s opinions to make sure i don’t miss anything but that should not replace my own capacity for critical thought which i am clearly capable of and did a great deal of work on as a lit major!!’) (oh this is anxiety.) (it’s a lot of ‘i don’t want to misinterpret this in any way because that is a failure on my part so i’m digging around for explanations’ oh that’s still anxiety.)
-i mean. the emphasis on ‘friendship’ more than anything with anthy is, disappointing, but i DO also like utena trying to get anthy to make friends and that anthy’s first instinct is to take after wakaba because that’s super cute
-chu-chu narrating the curry story!!
-he’s just such a sweet bean.
-utena: akio? the devil, lucifer?
me, reigning my brain back in as it shoots into hyperdrive: okay lulu you’re right about the tarot symbolism but now is not the time, bring it back, girl
(......utena’s the fool nemuro hall is the tower the car at the end of the movie is the world anthy stabbing utena is the ten of swords (not in the sense of betrayal but in the end of the cycle/story portrayed in the swords suit)) (ANYWAY)
-and then touga still somehow stays at the center of the story and utena relies on him.......
-there’s a bigger reliance on men in the manga that is not, challenged at all, re: touga and dios
-but at least akio’s still a full-on creep
-actually i think he unsettled me just a smidge more which was a big accomplishment, considering the time i almost fell over furniture
-me: oh my god are utena and anthy gonna switch places???
me: NOOOOOOO
-anthy’s coffin breaking because utena puts the ring back on.......
-but, like........dios is completely incapable of action as well and utena doesn’t need him to rescue anthy
-dios is more some ethereal grand thing here instead of an idealized past self that akio has lost access to and can never regain and was never truly good in the first place
-although utena and anthy switching is, interesting. reinforces akio making utena a princess when again she’s neither and it’s.......a little “in the end, girls are all like rose brides” and women are manipulated around by men, but also, kind of loses what anthy holding the swords meant in the first place?
-touga: you have to do it, utena
me: touga stop trying to steal the scene. get out. get out now
-THE CASTLE IS REAL?????????????????????????
-okay the absolute roller coaster between ‘he’s gonna kill dios????’ ‘that’s the manga backstory?????’ ‘DIOS IS JUST DEAD NOW????’ ‘NO HE WAS STILL DIOS THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!’
-oh but you know you could read it as a, killing your past self sort of thing
-...........although that doesn’t really vibe here, does it
-i think them being specifically ‘gods’ takes away from just the, cycle of humanity kind of thing........
-it’s so pleasantly vague in the anime because how dios came to be Dios and why anthy had to put a stop to it just doesn’t matter. it’s not what matters. it’s not what’s important. the fact that it happened at all is what matters.
-and somehow he still wasn’t dios the whole time!!!!!
-“she kept his sword in her bosom, one last token of her love!” that’s an.........interesting way to put it
-i mean, yeah maybe?? but also, no??????????????????????????????
-anthy’s kind of, watered down a little in the manga too, in a way?
-STABBING UTENA WAS SO IMPORTANT TOO
-noooooo where are my girls learning that it’s not about being a prince and that it’s just genuine love and being there for someone
-i mean i guess the love is here but. “i must be the prince myself” no!!!! noooooooooo
-you know what i don’t even want to THINK about akio and utena..........like that
-AND THERE’S STILL TOUGA!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!! TOUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-anthy: /wearing utena’s uniform
me: /staring into the camera like i’m on the office
-like...............well that just continues the cycle then, doesn’t it, in a way
-which, is its own kind of story..............
-and i guess you could also make a case for ‘well no one’s immediately recovered right after a story that takes time and it’s not always perfect and that could involve anthy emulating utena’
-BUT NO!!!! NO??????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-i think that’s giving the manga too much credit considering how much it forced ‘the prince’ at the end!!!!!!!!
-i get it. i get the ‘the manga is terrible.’ i see you.
-it wasn’t, completely terrible, but, wow. i get it.
-okay hold on i still have two side stories before adolescence
-OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH RUKA
-WAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I HAVE ALREADY SUFFERED
-ruka i still hate you. that’s all i have to say on that
-and black rose arc condensed to thirty pages????
-the way mikage acts towards mamiya is like. blatantly creepy in the anime but i didn’t think it was here???? rude.
-anthy and utena holding hands after it, though.......
-OKAY, adolescence
-i feel like, i was unduly harsh on the movie......
-mostly because i was reading the youtube comments on the dub before i watched and people were talking about how terrible the dub was (i did not watch the dub)
-and i knew about the car and i was just really thrown by the car. the cars. just. unexpected
-but if the manga speedruns in a bad way the movie speedruns in a way that not only hit the plot elements but picked up a lot of the thematic elements as well!!
-i mean every arc was touched upon in some way! even the black rose arc!
-which haunts me, regularly.
-also i am forever going to be thinking about the fwwm parallel like damn
-it really was a good time.......
-oh! this in particular was why i was a little concerned about missing anything in thinking about the manga
-like...is this a bad character choice in good writing, or is this a bad character choice in bad writing? sometimes i’m not always great at that
-anyway.
-the manga was really mostly the same except somehow touga was more uncomfortable, there were no cars, and utena and touga had sex uggg
-god i SWEAR when i was flipping through last week i saw a car though. i swear???? i thought i did?????
-guess i didn’t!!
-touga: as long as you keep me there in your heart, i can continue to exist like this. i can stay at this school for all eternity.
me: The Grief™ vs ohtori academy doing its thing vs I HATE THIS AAAAAAAAA
-anthy, to akio: be gone! you’re only in my mind!
me: oh that’s a powerful statement though. re: like, how akio keeps anthy
-what i DID really really love was the little scene at the end with anthy and utena out of ohtori and older in a planetarium theater after everything and being cute on a date (with chu-chu!) and that that’s how it ends (even if utena was still thinking about touga) with them holding hands walking out...............
-the softness!!!! 💖💖
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incoming long list of incorrect quotes because im getting annoying on discord so you people have to deal with me now
Kei: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Han: Looking right because you left
Rose: Looking up cause you let me down
Oliver: Looking down cause you fucked up
Blair: What is wrong with you guys
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Kei: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Han: Tubular AF!
Rose: Mood to the max!
Oliver, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Blair, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Kei: What’s something you guys are better than Han at?
Rose: Mario Kart.
Oliver: Yeah, video games.
Blair: Emotional vulnerability.
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Kei: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Han: Have everyone stand.
Rose: Bring three more chairs!
Oliver: The most important ones can sit down.
Blair: Kill three.
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Kei: Favorite horror movie?
Han: It
Rose: Saw
Oliver: Annabelle
Blair: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Kei: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Han: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Rose: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Oliver: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Blair: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Kei: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Han: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Rose: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Oliver: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Blair: My moral code, is that you?
Kei:
Kei: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Kei: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Han: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Blair: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Oliver: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Han: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Blair: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Oliver: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Rose, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Kei: Where's Han, Rose, and Oliver?
Blair: They're playing hide and seek.
Kei: Where?
Blair: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Kei: You kidnapped Han? That’s illegal!
Rose: But Kei, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Han, or destroying our dreams?
Kei: Kidnapping Han, Rose!!!
Oliver: Kei, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Kei: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Oliver: To work together!
Kei: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Blair: Kei, we all agreed a Han is a not a people.
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Kei: Anyone d-
Han: Depressed?
Rose: Drained?
Oliver: Dumb?
Blair: Disliked?
Kei: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Kei: Nothing in life is free.
Han: Love is free!
Rose: Adventure is free.
Oliver: Knowledge is free.
Blair: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Kei: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Han: ... Your what?
Kei: My friends.
Rose: Are they saying “friends”?
Oliver: I think they're being sarcastic.
Blair: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Kei! All of your friends are in this room.
Kei: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Kei: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Han: Rude.
Rose: That’s fair.
Oliver: Not again.
Blair: Are you going to want this back?
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Kei: Are we really going to let Han keep Rose?
Oliver: We kept Blair.
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Kei: What does 'take out' mean?
Han: Food.
Rose: Dating
Oliver: Murder
Blair: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Kei: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Han: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Rose: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Han, learn to listen.
Oliver: What if it bites itself and I die?
Blair: That’s voodoo.
Himari: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Han: That’s correlation, not causation.
Oliver: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Blair: That’s kinky.
Kei: Oh my God.
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*The squad is over at Kei's house*
Han: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kei: ... N-No...
Kei, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Han, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Rose: I see a-
Kei, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Han: Oh, well I-
Kei: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Kei, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Oliver: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Blair: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Kei: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Kei: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Kei, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Kei: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Himari, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Kei:
Han: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Kei:
Kei, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Kei: Rules are made to be broken.
Han: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Rose: Uh, piñatas.
Oliver: Glow sticks.
Blair: Karate boards.
Himari: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kei: Rules.
Han:
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Kei: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Han: >:O language
Rose: Yeah watch your fucking language
Oliver: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROSE THE FUCK WORD?
Blair: 'The fuck word'.
Himari: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Rose: Oh my god they censored it
Blair: Say fuck, Himari.
Rose: Do it, Himari. Say fuck.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Kei: I can help you with it!
Han: Yeah, sure.
Rose: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Oliver: lol nope.
Blair: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Himari: *Read 5:55pm*
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Kei: Time for plan G.
Han: Don’t you mean plan B?
Kei: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Rose: What about plan D?
Kei: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Oliver: What about plan E?
Kei: I’m hoping not to use it. Blair dies in plan E.
Himari: I like plan E.
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Kei: We need to distract these guys
Han: Leave it to me
Han: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Rose, Oliver, and Blair: *Immediately begin arguing*
Himari, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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*The squad right before Kei's wedding*
Han: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Rose: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Oliver: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Blair: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Himari, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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Kei: Croissants: dropped
Han: Road: works ahead
Rose: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Oliver: Shavacado: fre
Blair: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Himari:
Himari, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Kei: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Han: Okay, but what is updog?
Rose: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Oliver: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Blair: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Himari: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Kei: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Oliver: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Rose: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Han: What’s a henway??
Kei: Oh, about five pounds.
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Kei: Just be yourself.
Han: 'Be myself'? Kei, I have one day to win Rose over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Oliver: Couple weeks.
Blair: Six months.
Himari: Jury’s still out.
Han: See, Kei?
Han: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Kei: I CAN'T DO IT!
Han, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Kei: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Rose: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Kei:
Kei: I appreciate it,
Kei: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Oliver: Kei-
Kei: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Blair: Kei we gotta-
Kei: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Kei: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Kei, motioning to Himari: NOT FUCKING THIS
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Kei: Thanks fam!
Han: oh no
Rose: *cries* I love you too
Oliver: Sounds fake but okay
Blair: *A flustered mess*
Himari: can i get a refund
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Kei: Hewwo.
Han: Hihiiiiii!
Rose: Greetings, Humans.
Blair: Three kinds of people.
Oliver: I want pudding.
Kei: Four kinds of people.
Himari: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Blair: Five kinds of people.
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Kei, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Han: Hey.
Rose: Hi.
Oliver: Hello.
Blair: Hey!
Kei: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Himari: We were out of Doritos.
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Kei: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Han: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Kei: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Rose: Actually I did the math, Han would have $225, not $0.15.
Han: Fam I’m right here....
Oliver: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kei: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Oliver: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kei: :(
Rose: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Han would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Oliver: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Rose: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Blair: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Rose: Apply juice to what
Himari: Directly to the forehead
Han: Great chat everyone
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Kei: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Han: Nope, absolutely not.
Rose: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Oliver: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Blair: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Himari: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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happy anniversary!
warning: this post is LONG AF! next year i am so not gonna do this - will make a graphic or something instead - because i legit typed for hours. don’t feel obligated to read the whole thing - feel free to scroll down to the sections where you are mentioned.
holy ravioli, i can’t believe legacy is turning one! the last year was chaotic for me real life wise and legacy provided a great place to escape and enjoy writing with my friends. i chatted with so many of you wonderful people and have no doubt i’ll be missing some on this list. if i happen to skip you by accident, just know i love you anyway.
both of my muses went through a lot. yonghwa i’ve had since the very beginning and his journey did turn out differently than i expected. i created him to be perfect on the outside, slowly rotting on the inside. he has a lot of insecurities that he refuse to acknowledge and a crippling greed for money...to the point i legit created a list of free stuff available at legacy and still track his earning. he ended up not deteriorating horribly as i expected due to having an overwhelmingly strong support system. dang it, y’all, i wanted to fuck up my character.
as for daehyung, he’s proven to be the ticking time bomb comedic relief asshole that everyone can’t help but respect for not having his ass kicked out of the company already love - he’ll continue to be a pest and harass people that he find fancy in. career wise, i am surprised he is doing so well despite hating the world and most of the people in it. guess deep down inside he actually cares about acting and finds joy in it. one day, hopefully, he’ll be singing his own ost.
i would like to thank our cute sara, who played yonghwa’s brother @lgcyoon and currently plays @lgcseojin and @lgchana~ sara was one of the first people i plotted with at legacy and i really enjoyed the friendship between seojin & yonghwa. seojin was an adorable tsundere pupper and yonghwa is over-affectionate and secretly appreciated. they had their ups and downs and in season 2 of the future dreams, that really came out. i am glad they were able to work through their issues and i think that is why their friendship feels so believable to him. seojin also had a part in daehyung’s life...can we get that communal shower yet, buddy? yoon, though you are too busy to play him now, will always be yonghwa’s doting older brother. i don’t think i’ll put up that wanted connection again because yoon is so perfect and yonghwa already latched onto him with both legs and arms.
second up, i gotta thank my girl gabby for always being there. @lgcparkdohyun and yonghwa’s brotherly bond is incredibly strong and in fact, one of my best plots to date. we’ve essentially plotted them out from diaper days and they are as close as two guys could be without screwing each other, really. we’ve also been here since the beginning together and high fives man, our boys technically both made it.
@lgcxcharlie is yonghwa’s supportive girlfriend and she is so adorable. a much needed ray of light in his life. funny thing is that they met a long time ago, via bread. did charlie know that she’ll end up getting a boyfriend out of her kind bread donation? see, this is what happens when you feed a hungry cat - he’ll keep following you for more. now you are just going to have to keep him~
for my beloved rose who plays @lgcjude, @lgcjina and @lgcwon, i love youuu. with them on tour together and sharing a room, i hope jude is not annoyed yet by the fact yonghwa keeps on climbing into his bed. as for jina - hello, fellow season one winner, high fives. they might have to keep some distance due to opposite gender, but at least they’ll always have that respect for each other. now won, sorry, the devil is never letting you gooooooo. he’ll continue to harass you for years to come.
@lgcseolmi + @lgcichika & @lgckit - my typo queen nam~ we haven’t known each other for very long but damn did you rise quickly on my favoritism list. i love you lots, even though you are a dork who can’t spell anything right! :3c we’ve threaded already with the girls and now i am waiting for the new baby boy!
my al is the best person for cat gifs ever. every so often, i’d get a cute gif and feel my happiness grow. in fact, like we talked before, you send me so many cat pics that i believe you are a cat and will treat you like one. pet pet pet pet! @lgcinsoo and @lgcyue are both great babies, but you know i have bias towards our insoo. he is such a kind, loving puppy and both of my characters appreciate him. one more obviously than the other.
em, how the hell do you post so fast even though you got three characters? also, how on the earth have we managed to talk so long without doing a single thread together? oh wait, shoot, it is me isn’t it? @lgcaaron is still waiting on his starter and my ass typed this long af thank you note instead of that hohoho-
i still have so many boys i want to interact with for the project origin group but those i’ve already had a chance to thread with, i’ve all loved. our @lgcxpv is a wild child but so precious in yonghwa’s eyes. we’ll always have their shower scene to reflect back on. also, your precious max is one of dae’s only semi-acknowledged friends. our @lgcxhaneul is the sweet mandu that will keep on getting squished by his loving hyung. we love @lgcseul who deserves all the hugs and @lgcminjun, who will definitely become one of yonghwa’s favorites. @lgcjiho & @lgcharu are both soft cute boys that i am still planning on hitting up more.
though we’ve only had one thread, i strangely really enjoyed the interaction between yonghwa and @lgceunho. i feel like they still have more to explore and hopefully will find themselves together in a future event!
also jia, we’ve been around since the very beginning too. i miss writing together. @lgchyunjin should come and love on yonghwa more. ; v ; we are the early day boys ya knowwwww. i enjoyed chatting with you on twitter, can always count on you to be around liking people’s posts to show support.
lately, i’ve also gotten to plot with @lgcsubin, who is a sensitive boy with depth. i love his character and i hope to write more with you, nic! also, thanks for being around and asking what’s wrong whenever people are upset. i think it is so precious.
stef, i am so glad you joined legacy and see, it is fun, right? daehyung will continue to bully @lgcxjunghwan but he does it in an affectionate way, alright? love to lulu ( @lgcminseok) & simone (@lgctee) for always being there to chat about stuff~
jen, thanks for teaching me how to gif. i’ve enjoyed our chats via discord and we should do it again sometimes KEKEKEKEKE @lgcxjinah and @lgcxjongsuk both have their places on my character’s heart - i love them both!
here, i just want to acknowledge some of the people that dropped but still had a huge impact on yonghwa’s life. i don’t know how many of y’all will remember them, but back in the day, yonghwa had a best friend called kiyoung and a crush on yujin. when those two dropped at the same time, oh, that was a huge blow. thank them both for being a part of his life. also, jane was a heavy loss for me because i adore her quirkiness. bobby come back, you can blame it all on me.
lastly, i want to thank all of the mods for their hard working maintaining the rp! thanks so much, legacy wouldn’t be fun without you!
for the head admins, i have a few extra blurbs because we’ve been together for a whole year. for our admin l, you’ve worked hard. it is not easy to run events and i feel like i’ve definitely pushed you with some difficult questions before. i am glad we are friends and get to chat often about random tidbits. i am also happy you are taking time for yourself and taking care of real life concerns. your wellness is always the priority! character wise, i have a feeling @lgcmiso and daehyung will actually get along well~
marie because i can’t even remember what is your official admin letter OTL i just remember you as the mother of merlin and writer of @lgcxking. it is not like i don’t like jin, but that king is the one i had the most threads with. i really love yonghwa and king interaction because in a place where everyone must be civil and friendly, their hate for each other is so damn refreshing. i still think five years from now on they’ll be friends, but not before trying to claw out each other’s eyeballs first over their smutty fanfics. sorry for keep harassing hyuncheol and calling him papi, please continue to feed me merlin content. he is the best boy.
FINALLY admin g our grace you are so awesome. i can always count on you to hear me bitch for the two minutes before my angy fade and for last minute cramming. on the week before date lottery is due and i am wailing pathetically for my points, grace is always here to pull through! @lgchanbyul and yonghwa as on screen couple is actually pretty adorbs. also @lgcjaesun, thanks for dealing with daehyung as a dorm mate. the devil is gone now but his influence will always be there
i have so many more people i want to mention but only so much time. just know i appreciate everyone. thanks for a great year, hopefully there’ll be many more!
#tried my best#did not tag everyone by all of their characters#i love everyone and happy 1 yr#lgc:anniversary
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“RYAN WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?!” and other shit you might wonder
First off: I am so sorry for disappearing off of the face of the earth oh my god
Second off: I’m going on an indefinite hiatus as of Sundayish. Yes, you read that right, an indefinite hiatus. All the content on the blog will stay for our enjoyment, and I fully authorize use of my gifs anywhere and everywehre
Third off: if you’re struggling rn, shit gets better, PLEASE trust me on this.
TLDR of this post; I got better, so can you, and I’m heading out.
ENT GC: let me know if you want admin. Do what you want with the blog, and if you wanna make a new group chat, please do so since I won’t be around to add people.
How can I contact you/get your contact info before you go?
Dallyn and Daphne have my contact info so if you ever need to reach me and I’m gone... yeah. Like I said, I’ll be heading out Sundayish, so I’ll periodically log in here if you wanna talk to me/get my info before I go.
What’s your actual name?
That... that’s a long story, too. LMAO. Especially if you know me. DM me for the story if you know me.
Why are you leaving?
So, as you guys know, I started college, which is completely and utterly whack. Everything is changed, everything is different and I have friends now? Like, WTF. I’ve been so wrapped up in work it took me forever to get on here after Dallyn texted me “your account got hacked” so... oops. I let everyone into the ent gc (oh my GOD i look back at that and have a love/hate relationship with it!) and let me know if you figure out a way to make admins on it??? I’m confused AF.
I’m going to be focusing off college and staying off Tumblr for a while. It was 2 am technically today and I was reading all my old posts like “jfc I was so depressed???” and now I’m just... not. I made friends, real friends, over the summer. People who understand and get it (and yes some of them are ent stans.)
Why did you disappear in May and why are you leaving again?
Shortly put, and I don’t mean to sound mean, I made real friends. Real as in I will physically interact with them in real life (aka college friends). I kind of weaned off Tumblr slowly, and only kept going back for the ent gc (I LOVE YOU GUYS THOUGH!!!). And it kinda became a drag.
When I came back to Tumblr, it was like late January and early February. I’d just got out of the Instagram rping world and was so tempted to start one here, but I was scared and intimidated, and I’m glad I didn’t. Breaking off rp was the best thing I’d ever done for myself, and the best thing that this toxic girl ever did for me. My shitty mental health had been kinda dependent on this rp, it’s hard to explain, but I was being a jerk and kinda had been since freshman year with projecting my feelings onto my character’s and blurring the lines far too much between me and her. She was (and is!) still hella overpowered, hella perfect, and something that would absolutely never happen in canon.
Honestly, this whole situation was basically the lyrics to the song Clarity ft. Foxes by Zedd. I love that song, go give it a listen.
Point being, I got myself off of that once I realized. The problem had started in January 2017, ran through October 2017, and then took a hiatus until junior year but only started to really manifest itself in February 2019. And honestly, mainly when school started back, in September/October 2019 and lasted until January 4 when she and I had our last fight. (She messaged me again, later- here- and since making that post, we’ve ended things on neutral terms.)
So I came here. Tumblr. I’d been here in 2017 right after the OTHER rp ended, and I think Tumblr became my new outlet then, too. I was a baby in the middle of my freshman year then. And then there I was, coming full circle. As a senior in high school. I read all of my old posts about how I’d never make it, and there I was. I’d made it. The end of HS was in sight.
I straight up vibed through all of May. Now, I was slowly making friends in college already, but it only really took off in April and May, which is when I left. I focused more on those, building those connections. I loved you guys on Tumblr, I still do, but I was definitely going to meet these college friends. And as I pulled my head out of Tumblr, I got a job, an actual paying job , in June- and I was already gone.
As I looked back on my posts last night/this morning I was thinking “oh my GOD what the fuck” because jfc, Tumblr had turned into the place where I vented. And then as I got through the months, I became happier. The pandemic was around, duh, and I didn’t have as much school stressing me out, there wasn’t as much craziness around. I was free, I didn’t have people from high school to deal with, and I got better on my own.
YEAH, I was talking to a college guy. And yeah, that was nice, but it was more of a side thing. He was my friend, and he played me, but I learned to be myself. Learned to love Enterprise wildly and give absolutely no fucks.
And it is oh so nice to give zero fucks. It’s an amazing feeling. I hope everyone gets there someday. And yeah, I’ve had moments where people don’t like me, and moments where I’ve felt down, depressed. That’s not saying life is always perfect 100% of the time.
But what I’m trying to say is: it gets better. And to me, Tumblr was like a crutch. Sometimes you need it to help you stand, but when you think you always need it, and can stand on your own, that’s where the problem is. In May, I became confident enough to let the crutch go. And I’m thankful that I did that.
I still love you guys, everyone reading this post, the people that know me and are going to miss me. It’s not that I hate this website or anything- I just stopped using it as a crutch, you know?
Where can I read this crazy fanfic?
DM me, haha. It’s the classic “self-insert but NOT a self-insert” fanfiction originating form a fifth grade idea, reformatted by my depressed fourteen-year-old self. And I wouldn’t change it for the world. Yes, it’s Star Trek.
I also have one for the girl’s relative, too, which IMO is much better. She’s less overpowered, more of a real human being.
So why mention the fanfic and RP?
It’s weird; I’ve come full circle. I wanted to be this perfect girl, and then I planned how she’d finish her story (and I’m finishing it. I am, I promise, because she’s a part of me that I wouldn’t trade for anything). As I’ve taken a break from the E/AP-verse (my public nickname for it haha, someone found out here) I’ve realized again, I came full circle.
All I wanted back then was to be happy and I thought a guy would do it. Popularity, a bunch of friends, a “hot body” (btw FUCK BODY SHAMING and you’re all perfect) and all that BS that the media tells you. What really gives you happiness (or at least me)? Confidence. The fact that I know I have friends I can count on here. Yeah, a relationship is nice, but complete yourself before you get into one.
And when I planned my OC’s ending back in February, that’s what she got. She’s married in my head now, to her (and my!) perfect guy, but the important part is that she’s happy, and she’s herself before she got married. Before she got in her relationship.
So, yeah. I think that covers it. In all honesty, if you have more questions, send them to the ask box and I’ll tag them and all this as “ry’s goodbye” and update my nav page. It’s 12:39 AM so please excuse any typos!
Bye, guys. For now, at least.
I love you.
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Hii! 💌💌 Looking for a roommate, have you seen anyone? I'm an aquarius, ENFP, ravenclaw and a mess of a person overall lmao. I'm a latina gurl from Russia w habits from these countries. I really enjoy some simple food like mac&cheese but hate fish and seafood 🤡 I'm deeply sorry for my roommate but im ENERGETIC AF like dancing to some random music without headphones or singing at shower; reALLY like to spill some tea 20/7 and chat w m roommate and love playing videogames & drawing.
Since I'm lazy and an artist I tend to have messy room, but if someone reminds me to actually CLEAN my place I'll be like "oh sh you're right I should". I'm really into kpop and I have a large collection of albums, posters and monster high dolls. My boost of energy is always at night, idk and aesth is something like cottagecore & angelcore. And yeah, i have a cat. honestly... ur my long time crush 👉🏻👈🏻 but yas, your blog is so FiNE and u seem to be a really cool person!!!
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Dear User,
congratulations, we have found you a potential roommate. We have throughly looked through your application and we hope you are happy with your result. Below this post are the details about them
Yours Sincerely
The Acommodation Team
Name: Oikawa Tooru
Birthday: 20th July (Cancer)
MBTI: ENFJ
you think you are messy person, darling you are chatting to the CEO
now as an aqaurius you probably think outside the box and lead life in an uncoventional
you have this badass indepedant vibe which Oikawa really loves because he thinks that having individuality is so cool
like he is quite self-concious of his image so being around you is like a breath of fresh air
partned with your ENFP enthusiam (#enfpgang) he definetely admires you as a person and loves living with you
now the fact you have quite a cosmopolitan background i feel like Oikawa is quite fascinated by it
he loves learning about both your hispanic and russian culture
he will ask you to teach him some swear words in russian ok i am sorry on his behalf
and will say them to iwa chan
which will result in a ball to the face
Now there is literally no evidance to support this at all but my gut is telling me Oikawa hates seafood
like he literally gags at the smell of tuna
so you too both complain about the horrible smell and both live in harmony without any sea creature in sight
in the uk we love our fish soooooo
now oikawa lives for your energetic nature
like if you are dancing to some music in the kitchen he will 100% join in
he is such a dork, like he will try and slut drop and all
if you are having a bad day i can imagine Oikawa would just like ask you to dance
you to would be like swaying with each other and he would give you lots of hugs (carla is soft)
Now in regards to your singing in the shower habit, Oikawa loves it when you are just being yourself and he probably sings in the shower
he is a really good singer as well like damn you get to hear that voice everyday
anyway he thinks it’s adorable and will always tease you about it all the time
you too are the gossip girl queens!!!!!!
like some evenings are spent with coffee and some milk bread (for oikawa) where you tell him the latest work/school/other gossip in your life
and oikawa would deffo support like all your choices
yes user-chan dump their sorry ass
iwa can’t escape from you both, you here to torment him
Now oikawa doesn’t strike me as someone who is that into video games but if you are into mario karts he will play with you
he always has to be princess peach period
sometimes iwaizumi joins in
now Oikawa is the shittiest gamer you will ever meet, like somehow every single race you play in he always comes last
you and iwa pick raindow road to piss him off
i am getting distracted
Now oikawa loves the artist vibes, like he doesn’t mind too much if your room is a mess as he seems like the type of person to not have the time to clear up his room
is your literal cheerleader, like any drawing he is there gassing you up
Now you can all fight me to my grave about this one
but oikawa is a girl group stan
if you believe that he hasn’t learnt the choreo then you are mistaken
some afternoons will be spent learning all the dances from you fave K Pop groups (which by the end of they day you are both killing it)
even iwaizumi is a little impressed
also oikawa buys more posters now thanks to you because you can source the cheapest onces lol
yes you have a twice poster in your front living room
now oikawa sleep schuele is a little bit cursed so the fact you are lively at night is a huge bonus
defientely inprompt grocery shopping trips are a must
at first your cat and Oikawa did not get along, like oikawa thinks animals are a bit disgusting
however, after some forced bonding one night you found him fast asleep cuddling your cat
so of course you took pictures
Overall you have a perceptive, kind hearted but slightly over dramatic roommate
Other Potential Matches: Haiba Lev and Bokuto Koutarou
thank you so much for your lovely compliment, i am glad you are enjoying the blog (to be honest it just me dumping loads of random ideas i have). I hope you liked your matchup and thank you for the patience.
Carla
#haikyuu matchup#haikyuu roommate#haikyuu roommate matchup#oikawa tooru#oikawa x reader#oikawa fluff#home is where the heart is
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